What? American Bigots Aren't Good Enough?

#455 GEERT WILDERS
DUTCH PARLAMENT MEMBER AND NOTED MUSLIM BIGOT

Yes, when the Teabaggers had their big Islamaphobapalooza at Ground Zero
Saturday, who was their keynote speaker? None other than KKK Imperial Wizard
Nathan Bedford Forrest...wait,wtf? They picked Dutch parlamentarian Geert Wilders. He was just READING one of the KKK's speeches while substituting the word 'muslim'
whereever the speech read 'nigger.'

Wilders is more of a Honorable Mention on the list of GOP Cocksuckers, but rest assured, if he was an American, Gertie would be a GOP Cocksucker right out of Mama Wilders' wrinkled old lady parts. He talks just like one of them, for starters.

Wilders was introduced by GOP Cocksucker #572 (PAMELA GELLER) of the conservative blog, Atlas Shrugged, and a virulent racist, (especially when it comes to Muslims,) as a Churchillian speaker. Then Gertie, who is on record as opposing all mosques being built in the Netherlands and denies Islam is even a religion even though it has two billion worshippers, delivered a fiery speech denouncing Muslims as "intolerant."


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The Fall Guy #454

#454 YATES WALKER
DELAWARE GOP COCKSUCKER FLUNKY AND LATEST FALL GUY

A bit ago when I entered GOP Cocksucker #453 (CHRISTINE O'DONNELL) on this blog,
I said she was leading a whispering campaign about her opponent in the GOP
Cocksucker Senatorial primary, Rep. Mike Castle, being a homosexual. #453 denies
hotly that she's doing it. Who she DOES blame for doing it? #454. That's after she
fired his ass.

The excuses have already started flying from #453, how Walker made homosexual
references to Castle witout O'Donnell's knowledge, "I fired him," etc. etc. Walker
made the charge at the beginning of September 2010 two weeks after leaving the
O'Donnell campaign. He told Ben Smith over at Politico that he knew he had no
evidence of the claim, just said he thought he'd "throw it out there."

Um, this is the media strategy of a guy who's ALREADY backed the wrong horse
earlier. Like, TWO MONTHS earlier. The horse in question was GOP Cocksucker #493
(RICK BARBER). Barber got the living shit kicked out of him in the Republican
primary for the Alabama 2nd by Martha Roby. Seriously. Roby kicked Barber's ass by
20 percentage points after Walker got Barber to approve a TV Commercial called
'Gather your Armies' espousing violent revolution. You can see it here:
http://www.liquida.com/video/a65a357c/gather-your-armies/

(If I was Barber, I'd be saying, "Thanks just awfully Yates." But who am I kidding?
Barber APPROVED the damn thing to begin with. They gathered their armies all right.
They probably all fit inside the same Clown Car.)

What else did Walker do for O'Donnell in the two weeks he worked for her? Well, he
sent out a blast e-mail that erroneously claimed Castle voted for the Stimulus Bill. He did no such thing.

Before that, Walker stuck his nose into the New York 23rd and claimed that the GOP
leader for the nomination, Dede Scozzafava, wasn't conservative enough. He stuck the district with GOP Cocksucker #546 (DOUG HOFFMAN) as the GOP nominee with the result that Scozzafava endorsed the DEMOCRAT, who won by the way. Walker managed to fuck things up for the GOP so badly that the district went democratic for the first time since the Civil War.

Jesus, with help like THIS, who needs enemies?

With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Politico.com, WLTZ.com, newsday.com and the Delaware Republican Record.

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In Case You'd Forgotten, We Took 20 Grand Away From That Nut Orly Last Month That Probably Would Have Gone To Teabagger Mischief

With no more appeals left, Orly Gabor, the queen of the birthers, had to pay the $20,000 sanction August 19, 2010, that Judge Clay Land of Georgia socked her with when she insisted on using his court for frivolous appeals in the Rhodes v. McDonald case. That's right, guys. We FORCED her to pay up!

And there is nothing you can do about it.

Now Orly is trying to get her money back via a motion for the district court to reconsider. Since she filed one of these BEFORE and it crashed and burned, I kinda think this one is going to fail too. I mean, now she's trying to get President Obama to pay her sanctions. Good luck with that, Orly. LMAO!

Birthers should know that every single one of their cases--every damn one--have been thrown out of court. This is not because the courts are corrupt, it's because all these birther cases don't even pass the Laughter Test.

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Kookster C - #453

#453 CHRISTINE O'DONNELL
TEABAGGER CANDIDATE FOR DELAWARE SENATE

In the latest effort by the Teabaggers to take over the GOP, say hello to Christine O'Donnell who is challenging moderate Republican Rep. Mike Castle for Vice-President Joe Biden's old senate seat.

O'Donnell is the latest one of the 'Mama Grizzlies,' the nickname former Alaska Governor and GOP Cocksucker #412 (SARAH PALIN) has dubbed those she's endorsed, usually upstarts that have not gotten the support of the GOP power brokers. She's had a certain amount of success, most notably in her home state of Alaska, where Fairbanks attorney and GOP Cocksucker #605 (JOE MILLER) narrowly beat incumbent Sen. Lisa Murkowski in the primary and in Nevada where ultra-conservative GOP Cocksucker #452 (SHARRON ANGLE) beat the anointed GOP creature, GOP Cocksucker #381 (SUE LOWDEN) but she has not had a single one of her people win an election to congress.

To be blunt, O'Donnell is a nut. Especially on the subject of sex. Seriously, even Victorians were not as uptight as O'Donnell is. I mean, first she has the familiar:

1. Homosexuality is evil.

Even the manipulative:

2. She hints that her opponent is gay. In fact, she's pushing your basic whispering campaign that flat out says that, even though she denies it.

But then she really flies off the tracks:

3. Mastubation is dead-wrong. In fact, it is eqivalent to adultery.
4. Even LOOKING at pornography is wrong.

She has some other beauts, such as she's paranoid that people are following her around and has staffers check the bushes around her home at night, shadiness involving back taxes and questionable campaign fundraising tactics.

Democrats are hoping and praying that O'Donnell wins the GOP primary as the universal opinion is that they will crush her at the polls worse that Vice-president Biden did when he faced her a few years ago. Even GOP Cocksucker #541 (ERICK ERICKSON) the conservative blogger who never met a conservative he didn't like, said in his September 3 blog that O'Donnell is not going to win and he's had it with the anti-gay stuff.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and WDEL radio.

S. Olson

Kookster B - #452

#452 SHARRON ANGLE
TEABAGGER AND GOP COCKSUCKER SENATORIAL FRUITCAKE

The word was that the GOP had Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid beaten and beaten badly. GOP Cocksucker #381 (SUE LOWDEN) was going to be their candidate and she was going to beat the stuffing out of Reid in November by as much as 20%, All she had to do was win the GOP Nomination.

Then she made the 'Chicken Gaffe.'

Seeing the democratic moves toward health care reform, a confident Lowden said offhand that if we really wanted to bring health care costs down, we didn't have to use money, we could use barter, just as our grandparents did and pay our doctors with chickens. Then she repeated it the next day when given a chance to walk the remark back.

The democrats couldn't believe their luck. They went after Lowden. They created a website mocking the entire idea, they called it 'Chickens for Checkups,' they hired someone to appear at Lowden's rallies dressed in a chicken suit.

Suddenly, Lowden looked at her internal polls and they showed her dropping like a hot air balloon with a leak in it. Nothing could stop the fall. Everywhere she went, all people wanted to talk about were chickens, chickens, chickens. Worst yet, they were doing the one thing politicians fear the most: they were laughing at her.

When the primary came and went, the winner was Angle, the ultra-conservative that Reid had polled the best against of any of the challengers. Reid's camp was delirious with joy even though Angle led Reid at the time by 11 percentage points. They wasted no time striking at Angle, and when they did, they picked a haymaker designed to knock her right out of the political ring.

Angle's more conservative positions on her website--the one she had campaigned on in the primary--were losers in the general election. The GOP took them down, forced Angle to scrub her website and then put her new, improved views back.

They hadn't reckoned with the democrats having taken a screen shot of the OLD website. They put it up with the headline 'TheRealSharronAngle.com.' It had all her statements there about getting rid of social security, about getting rid of the Department of Education, about leaving the United Nations, about using the Second Amendment (the legalization of guns) to handle politicians along with others.

Angle was enraged. So was her campaign. To the democrats' glee, Angle tried to sue the Reid Campaign for violation of copyright unless the website was taken down. The Reid Campaign did...for a day...then put it right back up again, saying they just wanted to take off some fundraising information Angle had on the old site. When Angle threatened them a second time, the Reid Campaign simply laughed in her face and dared her to sue. Nothing happened.

Now Reid leads Angle by seven points in what is being called the biggest political turnaround in history and the margin is growing. Meanwhile, Angle's strategy is to avoid the legitimate media at all costs.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker, the New York Times, Politico.com, the Las Vegas Sun, the Washington Post, and the Las Vegas Review-Journal

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The Latest Crybaby Whine

Man, the GOP Cocksuckers keep whining and crying no matter how much time has gone by.

GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY 'DUKE' CUNNINGHAM) is now whining he's being badly treated by the IRS which wants liens on the money he was bribed with back in 2004 by GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES) while a congressman for the California 50th. Cunningham says that was never covered in his restitution agreement with the goverment when he agreed to pay back $1.8 million in bribes.

Judge Larry Burns patiently wrote back to this neanderthal that the liens the IRS served on him were for the back taxes on the bribes Cunningham admitted to taking and have nothing to do with his restitution. He could have written, 'Aw, quit your bitching and serve your time, convict,' but didn't.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and journalist Seth Hettena

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Kookster - #451

#451 JOEL HANSEN
NEVADA AMERICAN INDEPENDENT PARTY LAWYER

If anything illustrates the fact that the kooks are coming out of the woodwork this
election cycle, you don't have to look much farther than guys like Joel Hansen of the Nevada Independent American Party and NOTHING has them more upset than Health
Care Reform.

While several states, such as Virginia, Missouri, Alabama and South Carolina have
sued based on the 10th Amendment, Hansen is going all out, saying the Patient
Protection and Affordable Care Act violates the First, Third, Fourth, Fifth, Ninth,
Tenth and 13th amendments.

(I cannot for the life of me understand how the PPAC violates the Third Amendment,
which prohibits the quartering of troops in people's homes or the Ninth Amendment,
which specifies that the enumeration of the amendments cannot be used by judges
to determine the importance of one over another.)

Hansen's biggest stretch is the 13th Amendment, which outlaws slavery. Hansen
claims the PPAC constitutes peonage by forcing them to pay a debt by threat of
legal sanction. He says nothing about the same thing being done with auto insurance. Hansen also claims the First Amendment in involved because the PPAC forces people to pay for abortions, which is a violation of religious freedom. He cannot, however, point to anywhere in the bill where there is such a thing and federal law --in the form of the Hyde Amendment--prohibits that anyway.

Hansen has a long 32-year history of supporting crackpot notions, such as representing people who want to be paid in 'honest' money, namely gold or silver
coins and not Federal Reserve Notes, which he claims are worthless. (However, he's
happy to take them.)

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Law Vegas Review Journal

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