Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wow. GOP Cocksucker #307 Back in the Limelight
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The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #372
The militia group, Hutaree, which plotted to kill cops and then kill the ones that showed up for their funeral, got hit with 10 more charges today that included machine gun possession, possession of unregistered firearms and possession of a firearm to further a violent crime.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Congressman Mean - #387
#387 REP. STEVE KING
CONGRESSMAN FOR THE IOWA 5th
Now that GOP Cocksucker #289 (FORMER SENATOR CONRAD BURNS) of Montana got his ass kicked two years ago by Sen. Jon Tester, the meanest person in Congress is probably
the Iowan Rep. Steve King.
King makes a point out of being a mean asshole and just loves to see the expression of outrage on the faces of decent people.
King is known as Rep. Big Mouth for saying things like:
- [Of Mohammed al-Zarqawi]: "There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he’s at. And if there are, they probably all look like [White House correspondent] Helen Thomas."
- Washington D.C. is more dangerous than Iraq. (Yeah, IED's go off there ALL the time and they can only keep the power on a couple of hours a day.)
- Compared illegal immigrants to livestock.
- Claimed that there was no difference between Regent University (Pat Robertson's diploma mill) and Harvard University (which is regarded as the most prestigious college in America) because they both had religious foundations.
(Never mind the fact that Harvard was NOT founded by John Harvard, as King claimed, or that 60% of [Justice Department Liason to the White House Monica] Goodling's class flunked the bar exam the first time they took it.)
-Asked what the big deal is over waterboarding, cause hey, it's not like anybody died.
-Enraged that Drunken Frat Boy administration Scott McClellan wrote a book about his time in the White House, and furious that he could not smear him with the National Security brush, King asked at one point, "...divulge information that I believe was at least from a national security- not national security but from the integrity standpoint, could you not have taken some of this to the grave with you and done this country a favor?"
And not only SAYING stuff, he DOES stuff like voting against issuing a subpoena to Goodling so we could find out what GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTO GONZALES) and others were doing over there.
Or 17 months after scolding trying to smear McClellan with the National Security brush, King's concern over National Security suddenly evaporates, when he blows off a close vote on strengthening the Patriot Act to go to a Teabagger rally.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and The Hill
S. Olson
CONGRESSMAN FOR THE IOWA 5th
Now that GOP Cocksucker #289 (FORMER SENATOR CONRAD BURNS) of Montana got his ass kicked two years ago by Sen. Jon Tester, the meanest person in Congress is probably
the Iowan Rep. Steve King.
King makes a point out of being a mean asshole and just loves to see the expression of outrage on the faces of decent people.
King is known as Rep. Big Mouth for saying things like:
- [Of Mohammed al-Zarqawi]: "There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he’s at. And if there are, they probably all look like [White House correspondent] Helen Thomas."
- Washington D.C. is more dangerous than Iraq. (Yeah, IED's go off there ALL the time and they can only keep the power on a couple of hours a day.)
- Compared illegal immigrants to livestock.
- Claimed that there was no difference between Regent University (Pat Robertson's diploma mill) and Harvard University (which is regarded as the most prestigious college in America) because they both had religious foundations.
(Never mind the fact that Harvard was NOT founded by John Harvard, as King claimed, or that 60% of [Justice Department Liason to the White House Monica] Goodling's class flunked the bar exam the first time they took it.)
-Asked what the big deal is over waterboarding, cause hey, it's not like anybody died.
-Enraged that Drunken Frat Boy administration Scott McClellan wrote a book about his time in the White House, and furious that he could not smear him with the National Security brush, King asked at one point, "...divulge information that I believe was at least from a national security- not national security but from the integrity standpoint, could you not have taken some of this to the grave with you and done this country a favor?"
And not only SAYING stuff, he DOES stuff like voting against issuing a subpoena to Goodling so we could find out what GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTO GONZALES) and others were doing over there.
Or 17 months after scolding trying to smear McClellan with the National Security brush, King's concern over National Security suddenly evaporates, when he blows off a close vote on strengthening the Patriot Act to go to a Teabagger rally.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and The Hill
S. Olson
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #373
Well, well, well, look who got himself arrested;former Florida GOP Cocksucker Chairman Jim Greer.
#373 got indicted for grand theft, attempt to defraud, and money laundering.
Greer is being investigated for a contract worth around $200,000 that he awarded to himself and the state party's executive director. The Florida Republican Party revealed the news in March, saying it had uncovered the contract in the course of its annual financial audit, and referred the matter to authorities.
Does that have anything to do with the indictment? Don't know yet but $10 says it does.
With thanks to the Orlando Sentinel and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
#373 got indicted for grand theft, attempt to defraud, and money laundering.
Greer is being investigated for a contract worth around $200,000 that he awarded to himself and the state party's executive director. The Florida Republican Party revealed the news in March, saying it had uncovered the contract in the course of its annual financial audit, and referred the matter to authorities.
Does that have anything to do with the indictment? Don't know yet but $10 says it does.
With thanks to the Orlando Sentinel and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #308
Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina has been a great-big irrelevancy ever since the story of him lying about hiking the Appalachian Trail when he was really jetting down for sexytime with his Argentine mistress got supplanted by the dude who fucked a horse.
But then Sanford got himself involved in the Nikki Haley case (GOP Cocksucker #400). If you don't know, Haley is the GOP Cocksucker who was in the lead for the GOP nomination for the governorship. But now Haley has been caught in a whirlpool of speculation from blogger Will Folks, who confessed to having an 'inappropriate sexual relationship' with #400. (This probably means he finger-banged her. Just sayin.')
Seriously, we don't know what the inappropriate sexual relationship' was because neither Folks nor Haley are saying anything more. However, because they are being so coy, you can bet the farm that will have the effect of keeping this alive for MONTHS. Just like GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTON GONZALEZ) kept the fires of controversy swirling around HIM for an entire SUMMER before quitting.
But #308's connection is that Folks was his spokesman a year before the news about his sexytime materialized and #308 was a big backer of #400; in fact he persuaded her out of the state legislature to run for governor. When #308's sexytime became common knowledge, she was very, VERY quiet about the entire thing.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
But then Sanford got himself involved in the Nikki Haley case (GOP Cocksucker #400). If you don't know, Haley is the GOP Cocksucker who was in the lead for the GOP nomination for the governorship. But now Haley has been caught in a whirlpool of speculation from blogger Will Folks, who confessed to having an 'inappropriate sexual relationship' with #400. (This probably means he finger-banged her. Just sayin.')
Seriously, we don't know what the inappropriate sexual relationship' was because neither Folks nor Haley are saying anything more. However, because they are being so coy, you can bet the farm that will have the effect of keeping this alive for MONTHS. Just like GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTON GONZALEZ) kept the fires of controversy swirling around HIM for an entire SUMMER before quitting.
But #308's connection is that Folks was his spokesman a year before the news about his sexytime materialized and #308 was a big backer of #400; in fact he persuaded her out of the state legislature to run for governor. When #308's sexytime became common knowledge, she was very, VERY quiet about the entire thing.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
The Attention Whore - #385
#385 BILL O'REILLY
RIGHT-WING PUNDIT
I really thought I had listed this guy, who has more viewers on Fox Not the News than anyone to his show 'The O'Reilly Factor.' On May 5, 2010, the Cable News Rating Archives had him at 2.8 million viewers, which sounds great but is actually far behind the networks.
Billo regularly gets nailed by Keith Olbermann of 'Countdown,' on his 'Worst Person in the World' segment, or at least he DID until the bigwigs at NBC forced Olbermann to cool it. Another nemesis is Sen. Al Franken of Minnesota, a guy who put O'Reilly on the cover of his book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them." O'Reilly was furious at the cover, and demanded that Fox Not the News sue Franken overseas, where libel laws are a bit looser.
Lawyers for Fox Not the News tried to reason with Billo, but Franken had him practically slobbering with fury everytime he passed the windows of a bookstore. O'Reilly insisted and the suit was thrown out of court in record time, with the presiding judge inadvertently giving Fox Not The News what Franken said should be it's new motto: 'wholly without merit.' Then to top it all off, Franken got elected to the U.S. Senate. Billo went almost crazy, displaying a graphic of Sen. Franken that identified him as 'Pinhead.' Franken, in turn, sent Billo a nice fruit basket with a photo included of Franken displaying a HUGE shit-eating grin.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Countdown, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them and www.oreilly-sucks.com
S. Olson
RIGHT-WING PUNDIT
I really thought I had listed this guy, who has more viewers on Fox Not the News than anyone to his show 'The O'Reilly Factor.' On May 5, 2010, the Cable News Rating Archives had him at 2.8 million viewers, which sounds great but is actually far behind the networks.
Billo regularly gets nailed by Keith Olbermann of 'Countdown,' on his 'Worst Person in the World' segment, or at least he DID until the bigwigs at NBC forced Olbermann to cool it. Another nemesis is Sen. Al Franken of Minnesota, a guy who put O'Reilly on the cover of his book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them." O'Reilly was furious at the cover, and demanded that Fox Not the News sue Franken overseas, where libel laws are a bit looser.
Lawyers for Fox Not the News tried to reason with Billo, but Franken had him practically slobbering with fury everytime he passed the windows of a bookstore. O'Reilly insisted and the suit was thrown out of court in record time, with the presiding judge inadvertently giving Fox Not The News what Franken said should be it's new motto: 'wholly without merit.' Then to top it all off, Franken got elected to the U.S. Senate. Billo went almost crazy, displaying a graphic of Sen. Franken that identified him as 'Pinhead.' Franken, in turn, sent Billo a nice fruit basket with a photo included of Franken displaying a HUGE shit-eating grin.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Countdown, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them and www.oreilly-sucks.com
S. Olson
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