Beginning a List of Things GOP Cocksuckers Hit With Their Cars When They Drive Drunk - #17

# 17 REP. LIVVY FLOREN
STATE REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE CONNECTICUT 149TH

Drunk Classification: Type I (Wrong Place at the Wrong Time)
Object Hit: Utility pole

Yep, there are women GOP cocksuckers too. Ones like Rep. Livvy Floren of Connecticut.

Four years ago, Floren, who represents the Connecticut 149th, got 'faced and hit a utility pole. She said she was not a regular drinker. (Man, what are the odds? You have a Pink Squirrel with the Staff, trying to fit in and the next thing you know a beefy cop with a tattoo is making you touch your nose with your fingertips.) She was cited for DUI.

Although she said she had swerved to miss a deer, Rep. Floren said in the same breath that "it would never happen again," showing that her power not only extends over her constitutents but cute woodland animals as well.

(Geez, I didn't think there was enough LAND in Connecticut for it to be divided into 149 parts but apparently there are 151 districts.)

S. Olson