# 119 JOHN MERLA
ex-MAYOR OF KEYPORT, NJ
Want to know why the judge in the (GOP Cocksucker #34) Terence Weldon case was so pissed off he threw Weldon into the slammer even though Weldon had cooperated with prosecutors? Well, it might have something to do with cases like the Merla affair.
Merla used to be the mayor of Keyport who defiantly claimed he was innocent of all charges when he got smacked with two federal indictments alleging corrupt practices. He refused to resign and said: "As I've said since Feb. 22 — and I'll continue to say it today and tomorrow and the next day — I'm innocent and I will prove my innocence in a court of law."
Suddenly Merla was IN the court of law he was hoping for and guess what he did? Why that dude who swore on a stack of Bibles that he was innocent suddenly shifted gears and pled guilty to taking a $2,500 bribe. It was part of a plea agreement to have the other charges against him waived.
Merla was a GOP cocksucker until the day when fellow GOP cocksuckers called on him to resign for the good of the party. In response, Merla became an Independent.
According to APP.com, investigators alleged Merla took: $1,000 from a Woodbridge, NJ, trash hauler in 2001; $9,000 cash on Sept. 11, 2003, from two undercover agents at a Keyport diner; $2,500 from a cooperating witness at a Dec. 7, 2003, birthday party; $10,000 from a cooperating witness at a Keyport restaurant in Jan. 12, 2004; and $1,500 from undercover FBI agents on Nov. 23, 2004, at a Keyport diner.
Merla got 22 months in jail, three years of probation and a $20,000 fine.
Best of all, as he went to the slammer, his political nemesis, Robert Bergen, had the mayoral job.
S. Olson
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
An Especially Sweet One - #118
#118 MICHAEL S. CARONA
FORMER ORANGE COUNTY SHERIFF
This one is especially sweet because its got it all: sex, money, power, sanctimony, law enforcement. Fuck, the only thing missing is drugs. What makes it even better is that a conservative Christian sheriff was involved
Carona makes a big deal out of his Christian faith--which should set off alarm bells right there. Most people proud of their faith don't make a big deal about it because they figure God knows already. Who gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut if WE do? Carona was elected sheriff in 1998; Five years ago, the Drunken Frat Boy named Carona to the Emergency Response Senior Advisory Committee on Homeland Security. A year later, Governor Ah-nuld appointed Carona as a commissioner in the California State Athletic Commission; he became a member of MENSA. Things were looking up.
And then the roof fell in.
The roof was in the form of Orange County District Attorney Tony Rackaukas who hit Carona with an indictment in 2007 alleging:
-Carona received a boat, boxing tickets, and over $112,000 in cash in illegal, unreported gifts.
- Carona instructed former Assistant Sheriff Donald Haidl, to testify falsely before a grand jury.
- Carona instructed an employee in 2005 to lie to investigators about a sexual relationship she had with him [i.e. his mistress] as further evidence of tampering with winesses.
- Carona used his office for personal financial gain.
Carona is also on record as being a rather vindictive fellow. After he won re-election in 2006, he put one of his challengers, Bill Hunt, on administrative leave before demoting him six months later to a slot just above entry-level. Hunt got the message and retired.
But now, Hunt has a front-row seat reserved for him at Carona's trial, which was supposed to take place late THIS month, but which Carona's attorney's have succeeded in delaying until late October. A team of plastic surgeons have labored for *months* to get the shit-eating grin off Hunt's face, to no avail. He plans to wave at Carona as he is being frog-marched out of the courtroom to enjoy his first dinner of gristle and cornbread as a guest of the Feds. Rumors are that there are placards printed up showing the cramped interiors of prison cells with the notation: 'HERE IS WHERE MICHAEL CARONA'S SANCTIMONIOUS ASS WILL DIE' above them.
If convicted on all charges, Carona is looking at 103 years.
With many thanks to republicanoffenders.com.
S. Olson
FORMER ORANGE COUNTY SHERIFF
This one is especially sweet because its got it all: sex, money, power, sanctimony, law enforcement. Fuck, the only thing missing is drugs. What makes it even better is that a conservative Christian sheriff was involved
Carona makes a big deal out of his Christian faith--which should set off alarm bells right there. Most people proud of their faith don't make a big deal about it because they figure God knows already. Who gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut if WE do? Carona was elected sheriff in 1998; Five years ago, the Drunken Frat Boy named Carona to the Emergency Response Senior Advisory Committee on Homeland Security. A year later, Governor Ah-nuld appointed Carona as a commissioner in the California State Athletic Commission; he became a member of MENSA. Things were looking up.
And then the roof fell in.
The roof was in the form of Orange County District Attorney Tony Rackaukas who hit Carona with an indictment in 2007 alleging:
-Carona received a boat, boxing tickets, and over $112,000 in cash in illegal, unreported gifts.
- Carona instructed former Assistant Sheriff Donald Haidl, to testify falsely before a grand jury.
- Carona instructed an employee in 2005 to lie to investigators about a sexual relationship she had with him [i.e. his mistress] as further evidence of tampering with winesses.
- Carona used his office for personal financial gain.
Carona is also on record as being a rather vindictive fellow. After he won re-election in 2006, he put one of his challengers, Bill Hunt, on administrative leave before demoting him six months later to a slot just above entry-level. Hunt got the message and retired.
But now, Hunt has a front-row seat reserved for him at Carona's trial, which was supposed to take place late THIS month, but which Carona's attorney's have succeeded in delaying until late October. A team of plastic surgeons have labored for *months* to get the shit-eating grin off Hunt's face, to no avail. He plans to wave at Carona as he is being frog-marched out of the courtroom to enjoy his first dinner of gristle and cornbread as a guest of the Feds. Rumors are that there are placards printed up showing the cramped interiors of prison cells with the notation: 'HERE IS WHERE MICHAEL CARONA'S SANCTIMONIOUS ASS WILL DIE' above them.
If convicted on all charges, Carona is looking at 103 years.
With many thanks to republicanoffenders.com.
S. Olson
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Do NOT Give These Guys Money - #117
#117 ALAN FABIAN
FORMER FUNDRAISER FOR FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY
You have to watch it when GOP cocksuckers volunteer to have ANYTHING to do with money. They used to be rather gray and colorless but it was the gray, colorless honesty bankers USED to have. You could trust them with your money.
But the NEWER GOP cocksuckers can't be trusted not to steal anything, with the possible exception of--as Lincoln once put it while talking about his former secretary of war--a red hot stove.
Take Maryland businessman Alan Fabian.
Fabian was a big fundraiser for Romney, contributing the maximum of $2,300 to Romney's campaign. He figured this gave him some kind of expertise and the Romney campaign agreed, making Fabian co-chair of Romney's national finance committee.
Then Fabian gets his ass indicted on:
- nine mail fraud counts
- nine money laundering counts
- one obstruction of justice count
- two bankruptcy fraud counts
- two perjury counts.
Before he gets his ass thrown under a bus, Fabian quits on his own.
S. Olson
FORMER FUNDRAISER FOR FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY
You have to watch it when GOP cocksuckers volunteer to have ANYTHING to do with money. They used to be rather gray and colorless but it was the gray, colorless honesty bankers USED to have. You could trust them with your money.
But the NEWER GOP cocksuckers can't be trusted not to steal anything, with the possible exception of--as Lincoln once put it while talking about his former secretary of war--a red hot stove.
Take Maryland businessman Alan Fabian.
Fabian was a big fundraiser for Romney, contributing the maximum of $2,300 to Romney's campaign. He figured this gave him some kind of expertise and the Romney campaign agreed, making Fabian co-chair of Romney's national finance committee.
Then Fabian gets his ass indicted on:
- nine mail fraud counts
- nine money laundering counts
- one obstruction of justice count
- two bankruptcy fraud counts
- two perjury counts.
Before he gets his ass thrown under a bus, Fabian quits on his own.
S. Olson
At Least We Didn't Have To Try This One - #116
#116 NATHAN COOPER
FORMER STATE REPRESENTATIVE, MISSOURI
Jesus Christ. 116 and we aren't even to the pedophiles yet. Well, at least we didn't have to try this one, he ADMITTED he was guilty, guilty, guilty. The charge? Fraud.
The fraud Cooper was engaged in was visa fraud. Here's how it worked: Cooper would create shell companies which he would cite as companies his illegal immgrants worked for. Then he would either apply for visas under those companies or he would simply buy visas from other people. In two years, Cooper got $50,000 from trucking industries using these techniques.
For this, Cooper got 15 months in the Slammer, which were up in March, a $6,000 fine and two years of probation after his release from jail. He also had to resign his seat in the legislature.
Cooper is from Cape Girardeau, MO, the same place GOP Cocksucker #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE, RUSH LIMBAUGH), is from. It would be unfair and wrong to malign a place just because some hooligans are from there but all available evidence makes you wonder where the water supply is.
S. Olson
FORMER STATE REPRESENTATIVE, MISSOURI
Jesus Christ. 116 and we aren't even to the pedophiles yet. Well, at least we didn't have to try this one, he ADMITTED he was guilty, guilty, guilty. The charge? Fraud.
The fraud Cooper was engaged in was visa fraud. Here's how it worked: Cooper would create shell companies which he would cite as companies his illegal immgrants worked for. Then he would either apply for visas under those companies or he would simply buy visas from other people. In two years, Cooper got $50,000 from trucking industries using these techniques.
For this, Cooper got 15 months in the Slammer, which were up in March, a $6,000 fine and two years of probation after his release from jail. He also had to resign his seat in the legislature.
Cooper is from Cape Girardeau, MO, the same place GOP Cocksucker #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE, RUSH LIMBAUGH), is from. It would be unfair and wrong to malign a place just because some hooligans are from there but all available evidence makes you wonder where the water supply is.
S. Olson
Friday, October 9, 2009
An Example of GOP Cocksucker Intelligence - #115
#115 JOHN J. HAMILTON JR.
ASHBURY PARK, N.J. COUNCILMAN
The GOP cocksuckers are constantly trying to get something
for nothing because they want to be like rich people if they
aren't already and they've heard this is how rich people do
things.
Consider John J. Hamilton Jr.
Hamilton allegedly had a contractor install a concrete driveway
at his place that's worth between five and six thousand dollars.
The contractor does it for free in exchange for a promise from
Hamilton that he'll vote to throw some city work his way. Later
on, Hamilton allegedly demands a reciept from the guy for
about $1,000 in case he ever has to explain the driveway.
Hamilton does...to the FBI. He shows them the receipt and
claims he got a discount. Unfortunately for *him,* the
contractor was wearing a wire. And there was Hamilton on it,
demanding a 'receipt' for work he never paid for.
S. Olson
ASHBURY PARK, N.J. COUNCILMAN
The GOP cocksuckers are constantly trying to get something
for nothing because they want to be like rich people if they
aren't already and they've heard this is how rich people do
things.
Consider John J. Hamilton Jr.
Hamilton allegedly had a contractor install a concrete driveway
at his place that's worth between five and six thousand dollars.
The contractor does it for free in exchange for a promise from
Hamilton that he'll vote to throw some city work his way. Later
on, Hamilton allegedly demands a reciept from the guy for
about $1,000 in case he ever has to explain the driveway.
Hamilton does...to the FBI. He shows them the receipt and
claims he got a discount. Unfortunately for *him,* the
contractor was wearing a wire. And there was Hamilton on it,
demanding a 'receipt' for work he never paid for.
S. Olson
You WILL Believe Us - #114
#114 MATT KELTY
FORMER FORT WAYNE, INDIANA MAYORAL CANDIDATE
The GOP Cocksuckers have such high regard for their own opinion and such contempt for us that they think they can tell us anything and we'll believe them
For instance, Matt Kelty.
Kelty got indicted for calling a $150,000 donation from Fred Rost, former campaign chairman and head of Allen County Right to Life and a $10,000 donation he got from Steve and Glenna Jehl, his campaign manager, 'loans.' His lawyers said there were even promissory notes that Kelty was expected to repay.
But co-counsel for the prosecuting attorney, D. J. Siegler, pointed out that ever since the notes were signed, Kelty had done nothing to try and repay the 'loans' and Rost and the Jehl's have done nothing to try and collect on the notes.
And according to FortWayne.com, there was THIS priceless summation:
"D.J. Sigler, son of the special prosecutor and serving as co-counsel, said it looked as if the defense lawyers thought that maybe, if they defined the money as a loan enough times, the prosecutors and the court would believe them."
S. Olson
FORMER FORT WAYNE, INDIANA MAYORAL CANDIDATE
The GOP Cocksuckers have such high regard for their own opinion and such contempt for us that they think they can tell us anything and we'll believe them
For instance, Matt Kelty.
Kelty got indicted for calling a $150,000 donation from Fred Rost, former campaign chairman and head of Allen County Right to Life and a $10,000 donation he got from Steve and Glenna Jehl, his campaign manager, 'loans.' His lawyers said there were even promissory notes that Kelty was expected to repay.
But co-counsel for the prosecuting attorney, D. J. Siegler, pointed out that ever since the notes were signed, Kelty had done nothing to try and repay the 'loans' and Rost and the Jehl's have done nothing to try and collect on the notes.
And according to FortWayne.com, there was THIS priceless summation:
"D.J. Sigler, son of the special prosecutor and serving as co-counsel, said it looked as if the defense lawyers thought that maybe, if they defined the money as a loan enough times, the prosecutors and the court would believe them."
S. Olson
Monday, October 5, 2009
Murderer #1 - #113
What you didn't know some of the GOP cocksuckers were murderers? Hey, it's true.
#113 MATTHEW JOSEPH ELLIOTT
FORMER CAMPAIGN STAFFER FOR MITT ROMNEY, FORMER
CANDIDATE FOR GOP PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION IN 2008
One minute they're fucking kids the next they're killing people.
Man, is there any limit GOP cocksuckers won't go beyond?
Elliott used to be a big wheel when he was going to school at
Drake University, serving as the student body president at one
time and being a fixture in the College GOP Cocksuckers. Then
he joined the Mitt Romney campaign (which Romney's
campaign denies, saying he was just a member of a Romney
PAC) but quit to run for the Iowa state legislature.
And then the wheels came off the Elliott locomotive.
Months after he leaves the Romney campaign-- October 2006
to be exact--he gets convicted of exploiting a minor and has to
get on the Iowa Sex Offender registry. Six months later, he gets
charged with murder of a baby girl.
[UPDATE: Matthews was convicted and sentenced to 60 years
in jail.]
S. Olson
#113 MATTHEW JOSEPH ELLIOTT
FORMER CAMPAIGN STAFFER FOR MITT ROMNEY, FORMER
CANDIDATE FOR GOP PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION IN 2008
One minute they're fucking kids the next they're killing people.
Man, is there any limit GOP cocksuckers won't go beyond?
Elliott used to be a big wheel when he was going to school at
Drake University, serving as the student body president at one
time and being a fixture in the College GOP Cocksuckers. Then
he joined the Mitt Romney campaign (which Romney's
campaign denies, saying he was just a member of a Romney
PAC) but quit to run for the Iowa state legislature.
And then the wheels came off the Elliott locomotive.
Months after he leaves the Romney campaign-- October 2006
to be exact--he gets convicted of exploiting a minor and has to
get on the Iowa Sex Offender registry. Six months later, he gets
charged with murder of a baby girl.
[UPDATE: Matthews was convicted and sentenced to 60 years
in jail.]
S. Olson
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