Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Another Hypocrite V.2.0 - #307
#307 SEN. JOHN ENSIGN,
SENATOR FROM NEVADA
I have to retype this one from memory. The last 'another hypocrite' I did was GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM).
Sen. Ensign was one of these clowns always insisting on what was moral and what wasn't. He was one of the members of 'The Family,' the secret conservative Christian cabal that used to have a house in C Street that had loads of adulterers in it despite being oh-so-moral. Guys like GOP Cocksucker #308 (GOV. MARK SANFORD) or GOP Cocksucker #312 (CHIP PICKERING).
Anyway, #307 got into trouble on June 16, 2009, when he confessed to banging Cindy Hampton, the wife of his best friend. It was going on for aobut 17 months. During that time, #307 made her the treasurer of the Battle Born Political Action Committee and the treasurer of the Senate Majority Committee, both of which were fundraising for Ensign. #307 made her the treasurer of his own campaign last year but that was about a month after the affair ended.
The Ensign business is one of those things that just will not die, since Ensign refuses to resign and more revelation come in a steady drip-drip-drip. I mean, just look at some of them:
1. GOP Cocksucker #311 (SEN. TOM COBURN) gets into the imbroglio, forcing Ensign to write a letter breaking off the affair and forcing him to fed-ex it to Hampton. (Ensign promptly contacted Hampton and told her in essence, that he had written the letter to get #311 off his back and he didn't mean a word of it.)
2. #311 denied that he told #307 to pay hush money to the Hamptons.
3. #307's loaded mommy and daddy pay the cuckolded husband $96,000.
4. Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband, has an interview in early July of 2009 in which he contacted ex-Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum about the affair and heard nothing.
5. The Washington Post editorial board asks for an investigation into the entire matter by the Senate Ethics Committee.
6. #307's chief of staff quits.
7. #307's communications director quits.
8. #307's dad backs out of a casino project in Kansas over the matter.
9. State Rep. Dean Heller of the Nevada GOP says that Ensign should answer questions about the affair.
10. The Senate Ethics Committee launches a probe into the Ensign matter in October 2009.
11. TPM Muckraker and Politico both cite experts who say it would be hard for Ensign to NOT face criminal charges.
12. #307 moves out of The Family's C Street house.
13. The C street house loses its tax exemption.
14. The department of justice says a probe into the #307 case is a low-priority matter for them, meaning that repercussions over the affair can stretch over the YEARS.
15. Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband, says the payments #307's parents made to him were definately severance, which would violate campaign finance laws.
16. Ensign claims that candidates in 2010 are eager to have him campaign for them but won't say who any of them are.
17. The Senate Ethics Committee issues subpeonas for documents in the Ensign case and his former chief of staff.
18. And in the latest bit, at the end of 2009, #307 goes on CNN all ready to rip President Obama up the middle over the failed terror attacks. He is visibly astonished when Rick Sanchez of CNN shows he hasn't forgotten about the affair and Ensign's attempts to try and sweep it under the rug.
S. Olson
SENATOR FROM NEVADA
I have to retype this one from memory. The last 'another hypocrite' I did was GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM).
Sen. Ensign was one of these clowns always insisting on what was moral and what wasn't. He was one of the members of 'The Family,' the secret conservative Christian cabal that used to have a house in C Street that had loads of adulterers in it despite being oh-so-moral. Guys like GOP Cocksucker #308 (GOV. MARK SANFORD) or GOP Cocksucker #312 (CHIP PICKERING).
Anyway, #307 got into trouble on June 16, 2009, when he confessed to banging Cindy Hampton, the wife of his best friend. It was going on for aobut 17 months. During that time, #307 made her the treasurer of the Battle Born Political Action Committee and the treasurer of the Senate Majority Committee, both of which were fundraising for Ensign. #307 made her the treasurer of his own campaign last year but that was about a month after the affair ended.
The Ensign business is one of those things that just will not die, since Ensign refuses to resign and more revelation come in a steady drip-drip-drip. I mean, just look at some of them:
1. GOP Cocksucker #311 (SEN. TOM COBURN) gets into the imbroglio, forcing Ensign to write a letter breaking off the affair and forcing him to fed-ex it to Hampton. (Ensign promptly contacted Hampton and told her in essence, that he had written the letter to get #311 off his back and he didn't mean a word of it.)
2. #311 denied that he told #307 to pay hush money to the Hamptons.
3. #307's loaded mommy and daddy pay the cuckolded husband $96,000.
4. Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband, has an interview in early July of 2009 in which he contacted ex-Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum about the affair and heard nothing.
5. The Washington Post editorial board asks for an investigation into the entire matter by the Senate Ethics Committee.
6. #307's chief of staff quits.
7. #307's communications director quits.
8. #307's dad backs out of a casino project in Kansas over the matter.
9. State Rep. Dean Heller of the Nevada GOP says that Ensign should answer questions about the affair.
10. The Senate Ethics Committee launches a probe into the Ensign matter in October 2009.
11. TPM Muckraker and Politico both cite experts who say it would be hard for Ensign to NOT face criminal charges.
12. #307 moves out of The Family's C Street house.
13. The C street house loses its tax exemption.
14. The department of justice says a probe into the #307 case is a low-priority matter for them, meaning that repercussions over the affair can stretch over the YEARS.
15. Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband, says the payments #307's parents made to him were definately severance, which would violate campaign finance laws.
16. Ensign claims that candidates in 2010 are eager to have him campaign for them but won't say who any of them are.
17. The Senate Ethics Committee issues subpeonas for documents in the Ensign case and his former chief of staff.
18. And in the latest bit, at the end of 2009, #307 goes on CNN all ready to rip President Obama up the middle over the failed terror attacks. He is visibly astonished when Rick Sanchez of CNN shows he hasn't forgotten about the affair and Ensign's attempts to try and sweep it under the rug.
S. Olson
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Well, The Democrats Are Just As Bad." Suuuuuuuure They Are - #305
#305 JIM McCREARY, III
EX-RANKING GOP COCKSUCKER MEMBER OF THE HOUSE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE
When I started the list of GOP Cocksuckers, a couple of posters tried the "Well, the Democrats are just as bad, if not worse," line on me. So I fired back: 'Actually, they aren't, especially in the realm of pedophilia--homosexual pedophilia. The GOP Cocksuckers are the undisputed champeens when it comes to that.'
Anyway, GOP Cocksuckers made all kinds of snarky remarks about ex-Rep. William 'Dollar Bill' Jefferson of the Louisiana 2nd; specifically, that Jefferson was caught with $90K stashed in his freezer and he's a Democrat. They brought this up constantly, apparently believing that Jefferson made up for all the times THEIR heroes were going to jail for bribery, murder, fraud, corruption, patronizing prostitutes, drunken driving, shoplifting and lying to courts and investigative bodies. The cash in Jefferson's freezer made up for ALL of it. The implication was that that GOP Cocksuckers were morally superior to the democrats.
Now it turns out that when Dollar Bill goes to trial, who is going to be one of his defense witnesses? Why none other than GOP Cocksucker and former representative, Jim McCreary. [UPDATE: Dollar Bill lost his reelection bid and was found guilty to boot.]
A small tidbit of history: McCreary used to represent the Louisiana 4th. Had he not run away from Congress, he would have been the ranking member on the powerful Ways and Means Committee. In other words, the chairman.
The problem for McCreary was that the writing was on the wall. Even though he had won HIS seat in 2006--that was the year of The Thumpin,' the year that the GOP Cocksuckers blew a 15-seat lead in the House of Representatives--that meant DEMOCRATIC Rep. Charles Rangel of New York would be getting the chairmanship of Ways and Means and McCreary would have to eat a shit taco. To make matters worse, he was smart enough to know that the GOP Cocksuckers were going to lose the White House in 2008. It didn't matter WHO they picked at their convention, whoever that was was going to lose; wow, TWO MORE years of eating that shit taco.
And then there were the persistent rumors that although he'd voted for anti-gay legislation, McCreary was actually so far in the closet that he could tell what kind of mothballs had been put in it during the Great Depression. Sooner or later, he reasoned, some bastard would put out a story and it would croak him with the voters. He already had a whiff of something in the wind. (Turns out he was right. Sixteen months after he made the announcement he was quitting, the documentary 'Outrage' came out. And it named names; McCreary's was one of them.) If he was in office at the time, those crackers he represented would stay away from the polls as if they were literacy tests and the democrats would never let him forget it. He could talk himself blue about financial and foreign policy and all his opponent would have to do would be to say, "He's gay. Next question." McCreary would never be able to cruise a gay bar in Baton Rouge again. So he quit.
S. Olson
EX-RANKING GOP COCKSUCKER MEMBER OF THE HOUSE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE
When I started the list of GOP Cocksuckers, a couple of posters tried the "Well, the Democrats are just as bad, if not worse," line on me. So I fired back: 'Actually, they aren't, especially in the realm of pedophilia--homosexual pedophilia. The GOP Cocksuckers are the undisputed champeens when it comes to that.'
Anyway, GOP Cocksuckers made all kinds of snarky remarks about ex-Rep. William 'Dollar Bill' Jefferson of the Louisiana 2nd; specifically, that Jefferson was caught with $90K stashed in his freezer and he's a Democrat. They brought this up constantly, apparently believing that Jefferson made up for all the times THEIR heroes were going to jail for bribery, murder, fraud, corruption, patronizing prostitutes, drunken driving, shoplifting and lying to courts and investigative bodies. The cash in Jefferson's freezer made up for ALL of it. The implication was that that GOP Cocksuckers were morally superior to the democrats.
Now it turns out that when Dollar Bill goes to trial, who is going to be one of his defense witnesses? Why none other than GOP Cocksucker and former representative, Jim McCreary. [UPDATE: Dollar Bill lost his reelection bid and was found guilty to boot.]
A small tidbit of history: McCreary used to represent the Louisiana 4th. Had he not run away from Congress, he would have been the ranking member on the powerful Ways and Means Committee. In other words, the chairman.
The problem for McCreary was that the writing was on the wall. Even though he had won HIS seat in 2006--that was the year of The Thumpin,' the year that the GOP Cocksuckers blew a 15-seat lead in the House of Representatives--that meant DEMOCRATIC Rep. Charles Rangel of New York would be getting the chairmanship of Ways and Means and McCreary would have to eat a shit taco. To make matters worse, he was smart enough to know that the GOP Cocksuckers were going to lose the White House in 2008. It didn't matter WHO they picked at their convention, whoever that was was going to lose; wow, TWO MORE years of eating that shit taco.
And then there were the persistent rumors that although he'd voted for anti-gay legislation, McCreary was actually so far in the closet that he could tell what kind of mothballs had been put in it during the Great Depression. Sooner or later, he reasoned, some bastard would put out a story and it would croak him with the voters. He already had a whiff of something in the wind. (Turns out he was right. Sixteen months after he made the announcement he was quitting, the documentary 'Outrage' came out. And it named names; McCreary's was one of them.) If he was in office at the time, those crackers he represented would stay away from the polls as if they were literacy tests and the democrats would never let him forget it. He could talk himself blue about financial and foreign policy and all his opponent would have to do would be to say, "He's gay. Next question." McCreary would never be able to cruise a gay bar in Baton Rouge again. So he quit.
S. Olson
You're Not Being Picked On. We're Just Telling People What You Do - #304
#304 MARCUS EPSTEIN
EXECUTIVE DIRECT0R OF 'TEAM AMERICA' THE PAC RUN BY FORMER REP OF THE COLORADO 6TH TOM TANCREDO AND 'THE AMERICAN CAUSE,' THE PAC OWNED BY PAT BUCHANAN AND HIS SISTER BAY BUCHANAN
That the GOP Cocksuckers is a party of folks who think racism is funny at *best* cannot be denied. I mean, these guys sit around drinking brandy, smoking big shit sticks called 'cigars' and bitch about niggers. You just know they do.
Remember President Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz, some time back? It was Butz who, in addressing the GOP's racial problems while shooting the shit with Pat Boone and former White House counsel John Dean, said: "You know why you can't attract coloreds? Because coloreds only care about three things: First, loose shoes, second, a tight pussy and third, a warm place to shit. That's all."
After that little bon mot, Butz was forced to resign. He went back to Indiana and whined, "Wha' hoppen?"
Ever since that incident, GOP Cocksuckers have thought that journalists are out to 'get' them when what they are actually telling people is what the GOP Cocksuckers are doing. But just in case you are one of those guys who think that when they get called on it, they are being picked on for *harmless* hijinks, take a look at the example of Marcus Epstein.
Epstein is the head of two PACS that focus on illegal immigration. He is a paleoconservative, which means he'd like to send America back to a time before the Great Depression, where niggers knew their place and women didn't have the vote. Of course, they have a highfalutin' rationale for all of this that doesn't sound like it came right out of Nazi Germany.
The Million-Pound Shithammer came down on Epstein's head today for something the Southern Poverty Law Center and OnePeoplesProject have been trying to get some action on for TWO FUCKING YEARS. Epstein was walking down a street and making rather offensive remarks. When he reached a black woman he called her a *nigger,* hit her over the head with an improvised karate chop and managed to escape briefly, only to be clotheslined out of his shoes by a Secret Service agent as he tried to flee.
Epstein pled guilty to the whole affair, thinking, as GOP Cocksucker #190 (SEN. LARRY CRAIG) did, that it would all go away and he could get down to the business of attending law school at UMV. But guess what? It DIDN'T go away. Now Epstein will not be attending UMV. Not only are we going to take 16 months of his life away from him but we will be destroying whatever career he thinks he might have too. Scary? Well, that's what happens when you fucks try to destroy OUR careers just cause we disagreed with you. Remember the 'example' you tried making out of the Dixie Chicks? Gosh, WE do.
EXECUTIVE DIRECT0R OF 'TEAM AMERICA' THE PAC RUN BY FORMER REP OF THE COLORADO 6TH TOM TANCREDO AND 'THE AMERICAN CAUSE,' THE PAC OWNED BY PAT BUCHANAN AND HIS SISTER BAY BUCHANAN
That the GOP Cocksuckers is a party of folks who think racism is funny at *best* cannot be denied. I mean, these guys sit around drinking brandy, smoking big shit sticks called 'cigars' and bitch about niggers. You just know they do.
Remember President Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz, some time back? It was Butz who, in addressing the GOP's racial problems while shooting the shit with Pat Boone and former White House counsel John Dean, said: "You know why you can't attract coloreds? Because coloreds only care about three things: First, loose shoes, second, a tight pussy and third, a warm place to shit. That's all."
After that little bon mot, Butz was forced to resign. He went back to Indiana and whined, "Wha' hoppen?"
Ever since that incident, GOP Cocksuckers have thought that journalists are out to 'get' them when what they are actually telling people is what the GOP Cocksuckers are doing. But just in case you are one of those guys who think that when they get called on it, they are being picked on for *harmless* hijinks, take a look at the example of Marcus Epstein.
Epstein is the head of two PACS that focus on illegal immigration. He is a paleoconservative, which means he'd like to send America back to a time before the Great Depression, where niggers knew their place and women didn't have the vote. Of course, they have a highfalutin' rationale for all of this that doesn't sound like it came right out of Nazi Germany.
The Million-Pound Shithammer came down on Epstein's head today for something the Southern Poverty Law Center and OnePeoplesProject have been trying to get some action on for TWO FUCKING YEARS. Epstein was walking down a street and making rather offensive remarks. When he reached a black woman he called her a *nigger,* hit her over the head with an improvised karate chop and managed to escape briefly, only to be clotheslined out of his shoes by a Secret Service agent as he tried to flee.
Epstein pled guilty to the whole affair, thinking, as GOP Cocksucker #190 (SEN. LARRY CRAIG) did, that it would all go away and he could get down to the business of attending law school at UMV. But guess what? It DIDN'T go away. Now Epstein will not be attending UMV. Not only are we going to take 16 months of his life away from him but we will be destroying whatever career he thinks he might have too. Scary? Well, that's what happens when you fucks try to destroy OUR careers just cause we disagreed with you. Remember the 'example' you tried making out of the Dixie Chicks? Gosh, WE do.
Murderer #2 - #303
#303 - SCOTT ROEDER
KANSAN ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST
Scotty is allegedly involved in the killing of Dr. George Tiller in Wichita. But let's face it, this dude is a GOP Cocksucker and he has a history of threatening abortion providers. [UPDATE: It doesn't help matters for him when he told the Associated Press two months ago that he did it.] Odds are, he's guilty.
He's also entangled with The Freemen. Remember THOSE guys beck in the '90s? They were the guys in Montana who had pissed off just about every rancher in the area by simply declaring they didn't have to obey any laws they didn't like and arming themselves to the teeth to shoot anyone who disagreed. They traveled around in cars that had license plates that said this: "Sovereign -- Private Property -- Immunity Declared at Law --Non Commercial American."
On the anniversary of the OKC bombing, Roeder was stopped by the cops and his car searched because of just such a plate. Know what they found in it? A blasting cap; two six-volt lantern batteries, one wired with a clothespin and a cigarette wrapper; and a 1-pound can of black gunpowder. When they searched Roeder's house, they found instructions for a bomb marked: 'Clothes Pin Time-Delayed Switch.' Roeder had been sentenced to 16 months for violating his parole but took advantage of a technicality that the evidence against him was illegally gathered.
So, did Roeder shoot Tilley, or not? The answer: Probably.
[UPDATE: #303 is scheduled to go on trial for Dr. Tiller's murder Jan. 11, 2010. The prosecutors already have 220 witnesses and on Jan. 4, 2010, they added 10 more. Roeder has already told the Associated Press that he shot Dr. Tiller in order to "protect unborn children."]
S. Olson
KANSAN ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST
Scotty is allegedly involved in the killing of Dr. George Tiller in Wichita. But let's face it, this dude is a GOP Cocksucker and he has a history of threatening abortion providers. [UPDATE: It doesn't help matters for him when he told the Associated Press two months ago that he did it.] Odds are, he's guilty.
He's also entangled with The Freemen. Remember THOSE guys beck in the '90s? They were the guys in Montana who had pissed off just about every rancher in the area by simply declaring they didn't have to obey any laws they didn't like and arming themselves to the teeth to shoot anyone who disagreed. They traveled around in cars that had license plates that said this: "Sovereign -- Private Property -- Immunity Declared at Law --Non Commercial American."
On the anniversary of the OKC bombing, Roeder was stopped by the cops and his car searched because of just such a plate. Know what they found in it? A blasting cap; two six-volt lantern batteries, one wired with a clothespin and a cigarette wrapper; and a 1-pound can of black gunpowder. When they searched Roeder's house, they found instructions for a bomb marked: 'Clothes Pin Time-Delayed Switch.' Roeder had been sentenced to 16 months for violating his parole but took advantage of a technicality that the evidence against him was illegally gathered.
So, did Roeder shoot Tilley, or not? The answer: Probably.
[UPDATE: #303 is scheduled to go on trial for Dr. Tiller's murder Jan. 11, 2010. The prosecutors already have 220 witnesses and on Jan. 4, 2010, they added 10 more. Roeder has already told the Associated Press that he shot Dr. Tiller in order to "protect unborn children."]
S. Olson
The Former New York Top Cop - #302
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