#301 KEITH URBAHN
SPOKESMAN FOR FORMER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE DONALD RUMSFELD
All people in government need spokesmen as their nice face to the press because most of them just say the wrong thing at the wrong time. The GOP Cocksuckers need it even more, mainly because they have more than the average bear to hide.
Say hello to Keith Urbahn. He wasn't convicted of a crime. He just acted like your typical GOP Cocksucker.
Urbahn is a current spokesman for former Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who was riding high in 2003 when the Iraqi miliary was collapsing due to the relentless onslough of American forces.
But then the Occupation began and American kids started getting killed in greater and greater numbers. Most of it was due to Rumsfeld's insistence on small, mobile forces. The U.S. found itself without enough troops to police the country, not to mention the weapons caches that were lying all over the place. Insuregents began looting the explosives caches and those explosives started turning up in Improvised Explosive Devices, which were killing American kids in larger and larger numbers.
Rumfeld was furious that all the praise he HAD been getting disappeared. The word 'incompetent' was bandied about whenever the subject of the defense secretary came up. The Drunken Frat Boy said he had the utmost confidence in Rumsfeld.
Then when the 2004 elections were over a couple of weeks later, the Drunken Frat Boy canned him.
If that wasn't bad enough, from Rumsfeld's point of view, all these little snakes that had scores to settle with him and had long, ugly memories, started coming out of the woodwork. All those people who got called 'traitors' when the Iraqi Occupation began, for doubting it from the git-go, went for Rummy's throat, too. Suddenly, Rumsfeld went from being a heralded Secretary of Defense to a stubborn old fart who got thousands of our kids killed for nothing.
Nothing galled him more than a story from David Barstow of the New York Times about the Pentagon using retired military analysts to publicly cheerlead for the Iraq war. It pissed Rumsfeld off because there were a lot of those 'snakes' telling Barstow just where to go to get the most dirt and just what questions he needed to ask while putting together his story. Rumsfeld was nearly beside himself with fury because he couldn't stop Barstow or threaten to have him blackballed from the Pentagon forever.
To make matters worse, as far as Rumsfeld was concerned, Barstow won a Pulitzer prize for the piece. Spurred by the article the Department of Defense initiated a report from the Inspector General's office. To Rumsfeld's delight, when the report came out, it largely exonerated the DOD.
Rumsfeld wasted no time in siccing Urbahn onto Barstow. The story didn't even merit a place in the paper, Urbahn sneered, much less a Pulitzer. "Between the New York Times and the Pentagon's inspector general office, it's pretty clear which is a more credible and non-partisan source."
But then the IG's office WITHDREW the report, saying it was not up to the standards for a typical IG work product. Meawhile, Barstow kept his job.
Guess we found out which was more credible.
Even though Rumsfeld was gone from the DOD, Urbahn nearly had a cow. The withdrawing of the report make him look like a clueless flack. He immediately blamed the Obama administration for having the DOD's inspector's general office write a flawed report that was so bad they had to withdraw it. Trouble with that theory is when the report came out the Drunken Frat Boy was still in charge.
Sometime in the night. Urbahn's fax machine quietly rolled a sheet of paper into it's tray. It was headed: "Hey Keith!" Below that was a blowup of a big grin and a middle finger.
S. Olson
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Lead Foot Brett - #300
#300 BRETT MECUM
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE ARIZONA GOP COCKSUCKERS
Instead of getting hammered and getting behind the steering wheel, GOP Cocksuckers have this OTHER problem; they drive like the speeding laws don't apply to them.
Newsflash to GOP Cocksuckers: The speed limit signs are NOT suggestions, they are the LAW. You may get away with it several times, but eventually we will catch your asses.
That's what happened to Brett Mecum, who got his ass arrested IN HIS OFFICE IN FRONT OF GOD AND MAN after being captured by a speeding camera doing 109 mph in a 65 mph zone.
You heard that right. Ol' Lead Foot Brett didn't get a ticket in the mail from a speeding camera for doing a piddly 31 in a 30 mph zone, Lead Foot was doing 44 FUCKING MPH OVER the posted speed limit in his blue 2008 Ford Mustang. The only way it could have screamed "asshole!" more is if the car had been red. The department of public safety arrested this scofflaw for reckless driving and criminal speeding.
Now just watch this little fuck get some dumb dittohead to pay his fine.
S. Olson
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE ARIZONA GOP COCKSUCKERS
Instead of getting hammered and getting behind the steering wheel, GOP Cocksuckers have this OTHER problem; they drive like the speeding laws don't apply to them.
Newsflash to GOP Cocksuckers: The speed limit signs are NOT suggestions, they are the LAW. You may get away with it several times, but eventually we will catch your asses.
That's what happened to Brett Mecum, who got his ass arrested IN HIS OFFICE IN FRONT OF GOD AND MAN after being captured by a speeding camera doing 109 mph in a 65 mph zone.
You heard that right. Ol' Lead Foot Brett didn't get a ticket in the mail from a speeding camera for doing a piddly 31 in a 30 mph zone, Lead Foot was doing 44 FUCKING MPH OVER the posted speed limit in his blue 2008 Ford Mustang. The only way it could have screamed "asshole!" more is if the car had been red. The department of public safety arrested this scofflaw for reckless driving and criminal speeding.
Now just watch this little fuck get some dumb dittohead to pay his fine.
S. Olson
Monday, December 21, 2009
Wow. #47, #288, #72, #127, #1, #54. Look At All These Numbers - #299
#299 JOHN DOOLITTLE
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE CALIFORNIA 4TH
John Doolittle did the time-honored GOP Cocksucker tactic for avoiding prosecution, he ran awa....I mean, retired last year.
Doolittle had been beating the bejeesus out of all comers in the district easily....until 2006, that is. He beat his opponent, the unfortunately-named Charlie Brown, by only 3%.
Wha hoppen?
Well 2006 was a really bad year if your a GOP Cocksucker. The bottom fell out of everything but the White House that year. They lost the House handily but they they went and lost the Senate too. They lost the majority of the governorships and most of the state legislatures as well.
And Doolittle had his name linked with GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). Normally, that's the kiss of death, but he didn't have it HEAVILY linked with #47, at least not until safely after the '06 election. When the news did come out, it was more #299's WIFE who was in deep shit. Not only did Julie Doolittle work for #47 between 2001-2005, but she was the sole employee for Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions, a fundraising group for...wait for it...John Doolittle. Over five years, she brought in $180,000 from Doolittle's campaign, for which she was illegally paid 15%. And she still claimed the campaign owed her $76,000 for something else. Doolittle's people were pressuring small towns to hire a lobbyist. Guess who they thought was a good one? Bet you'll guess on the first try.
Meanwhile, Alexander Strategy Group had entered the fray. This was the lobbying firm started by GOP cocksucker #54's (TOM DELAY) former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM.) Not only had #288 created the Korea-U.S. Exchange Council but ASG hired Sierra Dominion to do bookkeeping work for them and paid for a trip to South Korea and Malaysia taken by Doolittle and his 12-year-old daughter.
But to hell with JULIE Doolittle, the nasty shit about #299 HIMSELF started coming out:
- First there were his ties to #47. Doolittle's former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #127 (KEVIN RING) went to work for #47, which doesn't seem so bad except that #47 was urged by #127 to hire this lobbying firm which was....altogether now...Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions
- Then it came out that #47 had donated $14,000 to Doolittle's defense fu....dah, I mean, campaign.
- Then the FBI raided Doolittle's house. Shortly after that, Doolittle's new chief of staff and deputy chief of staff were subpeonaed to testify against him.
- Almost two weeks later, Doolittle said he would fight to keep 11 years of records into his conduct.
- Then it was shown that Doolittle had accepted $188,000 from a company owned by GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES.)This wouldn't be such a big deal except that Wilkes was a defense contractor and Doolittle had a seat on the powerful appropriations committee. Later it was shown that Doolittle had steering $37 million bucks to #1's company. #1 had gotten a buncha years in the slammer for bribing GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY CUNNINGHAM)
After all this #299 was beginning to look like a liability. Doolittle's main financial backer, former Placer County Republican Party chairman Ken Campbell announced he was not supporting Doolittle anymore. Then challengers in the Republican primary began turning up. First Eric Egland, a 37-year-old Air Force reservist and security consultant, then Auburn City Councilman Mike Holmes. Finally, when State Assemblyman Ted Gaines announced the formation of an exploratory committee to run for Doolittle's seat, Doolittle was defiant but knew he was being thrown under the bus. Four and a half months later, Doolittle announced he would not be running for re-election.
Meanwhile, the investigation goes on.
S. Olson
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EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE CALIFORNIA 4TH
John Doolittle did the time-honored GOP Cocksucker tactic for avoiding prosecution, he ran awa....I mean, retired last year.
Doolittle had been beating the bejeesus out of all comers in the district easily....until 2006, that is. He beat his opponent, the unfortunately-named Charlie Brown, by only 3%.
Wha hoppen?
Well 2006 was a really bad year if your a GOP Cocksucker. The bottom fell out of everything but the White House that year. They lost the House handily but they they went and lost the Senate too. They lost the majority of the governorships and most of the state legislatures as well.
And Doolittle had his name linked with GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). Normally, that's the kiss of death, but he didn't have it HEAVILY linked with #47, at least not until safely after the '06 election. When the news did come out, it was more #299's WIFE who was in deep shit. Not only did Julie Doolittle work for #47 between 2001-2005, but she was the sole employee for Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions, a fundraising group for...wait for it...John Doolittle. Over five years, she brought in $180,000 from Doolittle's campaign, for which she was illegally paid 15%. And she still claimed the campaign owed her $76,000 for something else. Doolittle's people were pressuring small towns to hire a lobbyist. Guess who they thought was a good one? Bet you'll guess on the first try.
Meanwhile, Alexander Strategy Group had entered the fray. This was the lobbying firm started by GOP cocksucker #54's (TOM DELAY) former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM.) Not only had #288 created the Korea-U.S. Exchange Council but ASG hired Sierra Dominion to do bookkeeping work for them and paid for a trip to South Korea and Malaysia taken by Doolittle and his 12-year-old daughter.
But to hell with JULIE Doolittle, the nasty shit about #299 HIMSELF started coming out:
- First there were his ties to #47. Doolittle's former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #127 (KEVIN RING) went to work for #47, which doesn't seem so bad except that #47 was urged by #127 to hire this lobbying firm which was....altogether now...Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions
- Then it came out that #47 had donated $14,000 to Doolittle's defense fu....dah, I mean, campaign.
- Then the FBI raided Doolittle's house. Shortly after that, Doolittle's new chief of staff and deputy chief of staff were subpeonaed to testify against him.
- Almost two weeks later, Doolittle said he would fight to keep 11 years of records into his conduct.
- Then it was shown that Doolittle had accepted $188,000 from a company owned by GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES.)This wouldn't be such a big deal except that Wilkes was a defense contractor and Doolittle had a seat on the powerful appropriations committee. Later it was shown that Doolittle had steering $37 million bucks to #1's company. #1 had gotten a buncha years in the slammer for bribing GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY CUNNINGHAM)
After all this #299 was beginning to look like a liability. Doolittle's main financial backer, former Placer County Republican Party chairman Ken Campbell announced he was not supporting Doolittle anymore. Then challengers in the Republican primary began turning up. First Eric Egland, a 37-year-old Air Force reservist and security consultant, then Auburn City Councilman Mike Holmes. Finally, when State Assemblyman Ted Gaines announced the formation of an exploratory committee to run for Doolittle's seat, Doolittle was defiant but knew he was being thrown under the bus. Four and a half months later, Doolittle announced he would not be running for re-election.
Meanwhile, the investigation goes on.
S. Olson
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Saturday, December 19, 2009
The Ole Prick - #298
#298 CONRAD BURNS
FORMER SENATOR FROM MONTANA
I have to admit, even though I knew it was coming from reading public opinion polls, I really enjoyed seeing this old prick lose; probably more than any other election race that year.
The reason is because Burns is one of those old farts who think it's clever and witty to be a boor. He recognizes that the times have passed him by but makes every effort he can to drag times back to when it was considered okay to use the word 'nigger' in public. He thinks that makes him terribly dangerous and kinda cute when actually it just makes him an old fool with a great big mouth.
Give you an example: In a 1999 speech, Burns referred to Arabs as 'ragheads.'
Here's another one: while campaigning for re-election in 1994, Burns dropped by the offices of the Bozeman Daily Herald and told them an anecdote about one of his constituents, a rancher, who was amazed Burns could stand to live in Washington D.C. "Conrad, how can you live back there with all those niggers?" he asked. In response, Burns said, "It's a hell of a challenge."
But the fact he's a boor was not the reason I enjoyed watching him have to eat every little bit of Humble Pie and concede to now-Senator Jon Tester, although it was great fun watching his ancient face on camera hold back the fury that he felt.
No, it wasn't even taking $150,000 from GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) and his associates or even giving a $3 million grant for a tribal school in Michigan for the Saginaw tribe that did him in. even though Burns lived in Montana.
No, it was when Burns criticized the firefighters from Virginia for digging a fireline east of Billings, MT, as part of the firefighting efforts there. Even though they had flown almost halfway across the country to be there, Burns called their work, "piss-poor," because some of his rich rancher friends got their houses burned down.
One of the Virginia firefighters, enraged at hearing such talk when he was busting his hump for $12 an hour, said to Burns' face when he came over to talk to them, "I didn't see you out there picking up a shovel, Sparky." Burns ignored the remark.
S. Olson
FORMER SENATOR FROM MONTANA
I have to admit, even though I knew it was coming from reading public opinion polls, I really enjoyed seeing this old prick lose; probably more than any other election race that year.
The reason is because Burns is one of those old farts who think it's clever and witty to be a boor. He recognizes that the times have passed him by but makes every effort he can to drag times back to when it was considered okay to use the word 'nigger' in public. He thinks that makes him terribly dangerous and kinda cute when actually it just makes him an old fool with a great big mouth.
Give you an example: In a 1999 speech, Burns referred to Arabs as 'ragheads.'
Here's another one: while campaigning for re-election in 1994, Burns dropped by the offices of the Bozeman Daily Herald and told them an anecdote about one of his constituents, a rancher, who was amazed Burns could stand to live in Washington D.C. "Conrad, how can you live back there with all those niggers?" he asked. In response, Burns said, "It's a hell of a challenge."
But the fact he's a boor was not the reason I enjoyed watching him have to eat every little bit of Humble Pie and concede to now-Senator Jon Tester, although it was great fun watching his ancient face on camera hold back the fury that he felt.
No, it wasn't even taking $150,000 from GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) and his associates or even giving a $3 million grant for a tribal school in Michigan for the Saginaw tribe that did him in. even though Burns lived in Montana.
No, it was when Burns criticized the firefighters from Virginia for digging a fireline east of Billings, MT, as part of the firefighting efforts there. Even though they had flown almost halfway across the country to be there, Burns called their work, "piss-poor," because some of his rich rancher friends got their houses burned down.
One of the Virginia firefighters, enraged at hearing such talk when he was busting his hump for $12 an hour, said to Burns' face when he came over to talk to them, "I didn't see you out there picking up a shovel, Sparky." Burns ignored the remark.
S. Olson
Friday, December 18, 2009
Pulling the Wool Over Your Eyes - 297
#297 GROVER NORQUIST
HEAD OF AMERICANS FOR TAX REFORM
Grover is just not the name of a muppet on Sesame Street, he was also a conduit for GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) to move his money around the country.
He also did such a thing for GOP Cocksucker #296 (RALPH REED) when he tried to pull the wool over the eyes of the yokels of Georgia and become Lieutenant-Governor. Grover moved $1.15 million from one of Abramoff's clients, the Choctaw tribe, to #296 for opposing gambling by ANOTHER Indian tribe. While he was doing all that he was skimming off money for himself, sort of the way a middleman for a drug dealer operates.
Not only that, Grover has been involved in 'pay-to-play' operations, once when he got the Coushatta tribe and the Kickapoo tribe to shell out $25,000 each in order to meet then-Governor Bush and again when he got $50,000 from DH2 (a mutual fund client of #47's) to get an op-ed piece favorably to them in the Washington Times.
S. Olson
HEAD OF AMERICANS FOR TAX REFORM
Grover is just not the name of a muppet on Sesame Street, he was also a conduit for GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) to move his money around the country.
He also did such a thing for GOP Cocksucker #296 (RALPH REED) when he tried to pull the wool over the eyes of the yokels of Georgia and become Lieutenant-Governor. Grover moved $1.15 million from one of Abramoff's clients, the Choctaw tribe, to #296 for opposing gambling by ANOTHER Indian tribe. While he was doing all that he was skimming off money for himself, sort of the way a middleman for a drug dealer operates.
Not only that, Grover has been involved in 'pay-to-play' operations, once when he got the Coushatta tribe and the Kickapoo tribe to shell out $25,000 each in order to meet then-Governor Bush and again when he got $50,000 from DH2 (a mutual fund client of #47's) to get an op-ed piece favorably to them in the Washington Times.
S. Olson
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Biggest Hypocrite Among the GOP Cocksuckers - #296
#296 RALPH REED
FORMER LEADER OF THE CHRISTIAN COALITION
I thought I'd written something about this guy but my records show that it isn't so.
Reed was the heir apparent to the late, unlamented Rev. Jerry Falwell of Virginia, who went straight to hell with the deaths of thousands of homosexuals on his conscience. Reed specialized in what he called 'guerilla warfare' when it came to politics. Reed could mobilize hundreds of thousands of Crackers and Peckerwoods to vote the way he wanted them to. This made him a power not to be ignored. He was also spoken of as a man who could be in the Oval Office in a decade or so. The plan for him to get there was first to become Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, then Governor and then head to the White House.
And then the roof fell in.
What happened? Reed was four-points ahead of his challenger in the primaries; an obscure state senator named Casey Cagle; everything seemed to be going just ducky.
Here's what happened. The prime reason why GOP Cocksuckers are furious at the media: It isn't because they are overwhelmingly liberal, it's because they are telling us what GOP Cocksuckers are doing. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution had gotten ahold of some e-mail correspondence between Reed and GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). #47 was doing PR for one Indian tribe that in operating a casino tried to prevent ANOTHER Indian tribe from running IT'S casino. Reed called gambling a "cancer" on the body politic while getting paid millions from Tribe A to say so. Even to the yokels of Georgia, this made him look like what he is: a hypocrite.
To Reed's helpless fury, the A-J wouldn't let go of the 'hypocrite' angle. It hung on like a fucking bulldog with it's teeth in his throat. He tried everything to make them let go. After the casino business, the A-J struck AGAIN, this time at the claims of Reed that Washington was dominated by a system of what he called "honest graft," a phrase he took from a corrupt Tammany Hall politician in the 18th Century named George Washington Plunkett. It published the Reed phrase, "I need to start humping in corporate accounts!" Now it looked like Reed, who condemned the practice of 'honest graft' was eager to get in on the gravy train.
The furor about 'honest graft' hadn't even died down when Reed got tagged a third time by the A-J, sort of like a fighter reeling off the ropes and getting pulverized by a combination. The punch this time was while Reed was criticizing China for it's one-child policy and persecution of Christians, he was busy setting up what he called a "grass-roots" Christian group to lobby for freer trade with the country.
Suddenly, all those yokels Reed claimed to be able to motivate weren't too anxious to follow him anymore. They may be rough around the edges and a trifle on the gullible side, but they aren't stupid. When the results from the primary came in, Reed lost by 12 percentage points. A GOP operative put it best when he said "He [Reed] got nailed for being a phony."
S. Olson
FORMER LEADER OF THE CHRISTIAN COALITION
I thought I'd written something about this guy but my records show that it isn't so.
Reed was the heir apparent to the late, unlamented Rev. Jerry Falwell of Virginia, who went straight to hell with the deaths of thousands of homosexuals on his conscience. Reed specialized in what he called 'guerilla warfare' when it came to politics. Reed could mobilize hundreds of thousands of Crackers and Peckerwoods to vote the way he wanted them to. This made him a power not to be ignored. He was also spoken of as a man who could be in the Oval Office in a decade or so. The plan for him to get there was first to become Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, then Governor and then head to the White House.
And then the roof fell in.
What happened? Reed was four-points ahead of his challenger in the primaries; an obscure state senator named Casey Cagle; everything seemed to be going just ducky.
Here's what happened. The prime reason why GOP Cocksuckers are furious at the media: It isn't because they are overwhelmingly liberal, it's because they are telling us what GOP Cocksuckers are doing. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution had gotten ahold of some e-mail correspondence between Reed and GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). #47 was doing PR for one Indian tribe that in operating a casino tried to prevent ANOTHER Indian tribe from running IT'S casino. Reed called gambling a "cancer" on the body politic while getting paid millions from Tribe A to say so. Even to the yokels of Georgia, this made him look like what he is: a hypocrite.
To Reed's helpless fury, the A-J wouldn't let go of the 'hypocrite' angle. It hung on like a fucking bulldog with it's teeth in his throat. He tried everything to make them let go. After the casino business, the A-J struck AGAIN, this time at the claims of Reed that Washington was dominated by a system of what he called "honest graft," a phrase he took from a corrupt Tammany Hall politician in the 18th Century named George Washington Plunkett. It published the Reed phrase, "I need to start humping in corporate accounts!" Now it looked like Reed, who condemned the practice of 'honest graft' was eager to get in on the gravy train.
The furor about 'honest graft' hadn't even died down when Reed got tagged a third time by the A-J, sort of like a fighter reeling off the ropes and getting pulverized by a combination. The punch this time was while Reed was criticizing China for it's one-child policy and persecution of Christians, he was busy setting up what he called a "grass-roots" Christian group to lobby for freer trade with the country.
Suddenly, all those yokels Reed claimed to be able to motivate weren't too anxious to follow him anymore. They may be rough around the edges and a trifle on the gullible side, but they aren't stupid. When the results from the primary came in, Reed lost by 12 percentage points. A GOP operative put it best when he said "He [Reed] got nailed for being a phony."
S. Olson
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
GOP Cocksucker Malevolence - #295
#295 PORTER GOSS
EX-CIA DIRECTOR & EX-CONGRESSMAN
This is an interesting one because the matter goes to how malevolent the GOP Cocksuckers can be and it still being investigated. Goss, a former CIA agent in his youth, said he was not qualified to become the CIA director. Six months later, he was nominated by the Drunken Frat Boy for exactly that position and confirmed.
Goss immediately began to shake up the CIA, instituting changes that infuriated the old hands there, especially Steve Kappes, the Director of Operations, and Michael Sulick, Kappes' then-deputy. Both men announced their retirement to get away from #295 and his staff, whom they loathed. Kappes has since returned to the CIA since Goss' departure, reportedly with an ENORMOUS grin on his face since the position he got was Deputy Director of the CIA, previously held by Dusty Foggo, convicted felon and GOP Cocksucker #273. Sulick was appointed Director of the National Clandestine Service.
Goss is now in trouble because he may have authorized the bugging of the office of Rep. Jane Harman of the California 36th. Goss and Harman have clashed before on the House Intelligence Committee, most notably when Harman let a probe into GOP Cocksucker #72 (REP. RANDY CUNNINGHAM) go forward that resulted in the longest bribery sentence for a U.S. congressman in history. Goss was enraged, not because of #72 but because of #273 (DUSTY FOGGO) who was a Goss protege. #273 had gotten caught up in the Cunningham scandal along with GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Foggo was found guilty of money laundering and fraud and Wilkes was found guilty of extortion.
Since he's a vindictive little fuck, Goss naturally saw an opportunity for payback. Being a petty, partisan sort, he tried to wiretap Harman but that was reportedly negated by former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (GOP Cocksucker #315), who wanted Harman's vote on a certain piece of legislation and didn't think he'd get it if Harman learned the CIA was spying on her.
S. Olson
EX-CIA DIRECTOR & EX-CONGRESSMAN
This is an interesting one because the matter goes to how malevolent the GOP Cocksuckers can be and it still being investigated. Goss, a former CIA agent in his youth, said he was not qualified to become the CIA director. Six months later, he was nominated by the Drunken Frat Boy for exactly that position and confirmed.
Goss immediately began to shake up the CIA, instituting changes that infuriated the old hands there, especially Steve Kappes, the Director of Operations, and Michael Sulick, Kappes' then-deputy. Both men announced their retirement to get away from #295 and his staff, whom they loathed. Kappes has since returned to the CIA since Goss' departure, reportedly with an ENORMOUS grin on his face since the position he got was Deputy Director of the CIA, previously held by Dusty Foggo, convicted felon and GOP Cocksucker #273. Sulick was appointed Director of the National Clandestine Service.
Goss is now in trouble because he may have authorized the bugging of the office of Rep. Jane Harman of the California 36th. Goss and Harman have clashed before on the House Intelligence Committee, most notably when Harman let a probe into GOP Cocksucker #72 (REP. RANDY CUNNINGHAM) go forward that resulted in the longest bribery sentence for a U.S. congressman in history. Goss was enraged, not because of #72 but because of #273 (DUSTY FOGGO) who was a Goss protege. #273 had gotten caught up in the Cunningham scandal along with GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Foggo was found guilty of money laundering and fraud and Wilkes was found guilty of extortion.
Since he's a vindictive little fuck, Goss naturally saw an opportunity for payback. Being a petty, partisan sort, he tried to wiretap Harman but that was reportedly negated by former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (GOP Cocksucker #315), who wanted Harman's vote on a certain piece of legislation and didn't think he'd get it if Harman learned the CIA was spying on her.
S. Olson
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