Friday, September 3, 2010

Flamingly Southern - #448

#448 LARRY MERCHANT
FORMER S.C. POLITICAL BIG WHEEL WHO DESTROYED HIS CAREER IN POLITICS

Merchant not only backed the wrong horse in the run for governor of Georgia, namely GOP Cocksucker #363 (LT. GOV. AMDRE BAUER) against GOP Cocksucker #400 (NIKKI HALEY,) he also flushed his career down the drain.

In a desperate attempt to stop Haley in the primary, Merchant tried to capitalize on charges made by blogger Will Folkes, a former communications aide to GOP Cocksucker #308 and gift that keeps on giving (MARK SANFORD). Folkes said he had an 'inappropriate sexual relationship' with Haley. Merchant subsequently said he fucked Haley while they were at a convention in June a couple of years ago. This charge didn't get too much traction, as Jon Stewart of the Daily Show showed, to absolutely hilarious effect, around the 7:45 mark here: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-june-7-2010/thank-you--south-carolina---the-race-to-replace-disgrace

With thanks to The Daily Show and TPM Muckraker

S. Olson

No comments:

Post a Comment