The GOP Cocksuckers and their Teabagger allies go absolutely bonkers when you suggest their numbers really don't amount to anything to be worried about. It may be one of the biggest myths this year that Teabaggers amount to a potent political force.
Take the 'Restoring Honor' rally that was held on the 40th Anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.'s 'I Have a Dream' speech at the Lincoln Memorial. GOP Cocksucker #470 (GLENN BECK) expected 300,000 people to show up for the thing and Fox Not the News, which pretends to be a news organization, pimped it mercilessly. After the rally, The Rodeo Clown claimed 500,000 Beckerheads showed up.
But that was nothing compared to GOP Cocksucker #376 (REP. MICHELE BACHMANN,) the Teabagger darling and headcase from the Minnesota 6th. Bachmann has had some beauts in the past, such as:
A. Claiming that the census is designed to enslave us.
B. Literally hid in the bushes to watch a gay pride rally.
C. Claimed that Iran wanted to partition Iraq so it could set up a terrorist state in the NORTHERN part of the country, when the people closest to Iran--from a religious point of view, that is--live in the SOUTHERN part, which it borders.
Her latest was to claim that 1.6 MILLION people came to the 'Restoring Honor' rally in D.C. Actually, it was 85,000. LOL Ten times more people showed up for the Million Man March.
S. Olson
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The $400 Million Incompetents - #444
#444 BRET SCHUNDLER
FORMER NEW JERSEY EDUCATION COMMISSIONER UNDER GOP COCKSUCKER #320 (GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE)
In New Orleans, GOP Cocksucker incompetence got people killed. In New Jersey it just cost them $400 million bucks.
Schundler is finding out the hard way three nasty little traits of the GOP Cocksuckers--Wait, who I am kidding? He's a GOP Cocksucker himself, he already knows them. His problem is another GOP Cocksucker got to turn them on him first.
The traits he fell afoul of are:
1. Nothing bad is EVER a GOP Cocksucker's fault. Even though they are incompetent.
2. GOP Cocksuckers NEVER admit error.
3. GOP Cocksuckers will turn on their own kind in a New York minute, especially if possible jailtime is involved. (See GOP Cocksucker #47 [JACK ABRAMOFF] for examples. For you folks in New Jersey, check out the hilarious example of GOP Cocksucker #34 [TERRENCE WELDON].)
GOP Cocksucker #320 cost the state of New Jersey $400 million in federal education grant money, when he overruled an application made by Education Commissioner Schundler for a grant in the 'Race to the Top' program.
Christie overruled the application because ithad been worked out with the hated New Jersey teacher unions and because it didn't agree with Christie's views of education. He submitted a different application that was more to his liking.
However, the Christie application had errors in it, errors big enough to disqualify New Jersey from getting any grant money. If they had simply left it alone, NJ and not Ohio would have gotten $400 million for schools.
An enraged Christie immediately blamed the Obama Administration, saying a bureaucrat in the Department of Education was inflexible and would not accept a "verbal representation from Schundler when they were down there."
The Department of Education, mindful of Christie's blustering past and general ridicule of Democrats, gleefully released a videotape of the incident the next day. In the tape, the soft-spoken bureaucrat in question pointed out the error to Schundler and asked him for the correct information. Schundler's aides at the table, all four of them, looked stunned and started frutilessly rummaging through binders and briefcases.
Now Christie was even MORE furious because his incompetence had not only cost New Jersey $400 million but thanks to the federal Department of Education, everyone now knew about it. He was angrier still because the Obama Administration had shoved it right back into his face and there was nothing he could do about it. Instead of admitting he'd fucked up, Christie trained his guns on Schundler, demanding his
resignation and then claiming Schundler had lied to him about the facts of the meeting.
Now it was Schundler's turn to get pissed, as Christie's efforts to throw him under the bus would affect any future chances he had of employment. Schundler reversed Christie's hold on him and following the principles of judo, used Christie's own considerable weight against him, telling the Associated Press, "In fact, I was very direct with him [Christie] that we didn't get the panel the numbers." Schundler produced a sheaf of e-mails that he said backed him up.
Asked by the Bergen Record if he thought the governor had ignored what he's said about the meeting, Schundler calmly hit Christie with the verbal equivalent of a spiked baseball bat in the guts: "I don't think the governor ignored what I said. I think the governor gets rolling … and a lot of stuff gets said."
Here's where the people of New Jersey are right now:
First, they are $400 million poorer when it comes to education, losing out to Ohio all because of Christie and Schundler's incompetence.
Second, they are faced with the amusing spectacle of two snakes trying to bite each other to death. This does not take much of the sting out of having to pay another $400 million bucks, but it is funny to watch.
Third, this affair gets better and better. For example, Schundler, a big swinging dick of the Far Right, claims he wanted to be fired instead of resign so he could collect unemployment. (This is after speaking out against it for years.) At first, the Christie Adminstration said 'sure, no problem,' now Christie's chief of staff is heatedly denying Schundler's claim that such a thing ever happened.
Fourth, while the state has a Republican governor, it has a democratic legislature and State Senate Majority Leader Barbara Buono has said that the New Jersey Senate Oversight Legislative Committee has now invited Schundler to testify about this controversy.
With thanks to the Bergen Record, NorthJersey.com, NJ.com, the Associate Press and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
FORMER NEW JERSEY EDUCATION COMMISSIONER UNDER GOP COCKSUCKER #320 (GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE)
In New Orleans, GOP Cocksucker incompetence got people killed. In New Jersey it just cost them $400 million bucks.
Schundler is finding out the hard way three nasty little traits of the GOP Cocksuckers--Wait, who I am kidding? He's a GOP Cocksucker himself, he already knows them. His problem is another GOP Cocksucker got to turn them on him first.
The traits he fell afoul of are:
1. Nothing bad is EVER a GOP Cocksucker's fault. Even though they are incompetent.
2. GOP Cocksuckers NEVER admit error.
3. GOP Cocksuckers will turn on their own kind in a New York minute, especially if possible jailtime is involved. (See GOP Cocksucker #47 [JACK ABRAMOFF] for examples. For you folks in New Jersey, check out the hilarious example of GOP Cocksucker #34 [TERRENCE WELDON].)
GOP Cocksucker #320 cost the state of New Jersey $400 million in federal education grant money, when he overruled an application made by Education Commissioner Schundler for a grant in the 'Race to the Top' program.
Christie overruled the application because ithad been worked out with the hated New Jersey teacher unions and because it didn't agree with Christie's views of education. He submitted a different application that was more to his liking.
However, the Christie application had errors in it, errors big enough to disqualify New Jersey from getting any grant money. If they had simply left it alone, NJ and not Ohio would have gotten $400 million for schools.
An enraged Christie immediately blamed the Obama Administration, saying a bureaucrat in the Department of Education was inflexible and would not accept a "verbal representation from Schundler when they were down there."
The Department of Education, mindful of Christie's blustering past and general ridicule of Democrats, gleefully released a videotape of the incident the next day. In the tape, the soft-spoken bureaucrat in question pointed out the error to Schundler and asked him for the correct information. Schundler's aides at the table, all four of them, looked stunned and started frutilessly rummaging through binders and briefcases.
Now Christie was even MORE furious because his incompetence had not only cost New Jersey $400 million but thanks to the federal Department of Education, everyone now knew about it. He was angrier still because the Obama Administration had shoved it right back into his face and there was nothing he could do about it. Instead of admitting he'd fucked up, Christie trained his guns on Schundler, demanding his
resignation and then claiming Schundler had lied to him about the facts of the meeting.
Now it was Schundler's turn to get pissed, as Christie's efforts to throw him under the bus would affect any future chances he had of employment. Schundler reversed Christie's hold on him and following the principles of judo, used Christie's own considerable weight against him, telling the Associated Press, "In fact, I was very direct with him [Christie] that we didn't get the panel the numbers." Schundler produced a sheaf of e-mails that he said backed him up.
Asked by the Bergen Record if he thought the governor had ignored what he's said about the meeting, Schundler calmly hit Christie with the verbal equivalent of a spiked baseball bat in the guts: "I don't think the governor ignored what I said. I think the governor gets rolling … and a lot of stuff gets said."
Here's where the people of New Jersey are right now:
First, they are $400 million poorer when it comes to education, losing out to Ohio all because of Christie and Schundler's incompetence.
Second, they are faced with the amusing spectacle of two snakes trying to bite each other to death. This does not take much of the sting out of having to pay another $400 million bucks, but it is funny to watch.
Third, this affair gets better and better. For example, Schundler, a big swinging dick of the Far Right, claims he wanted to be fired instead of resign so he could collect unemployment. (This is after speaking out against it for years.) At first, the Christie Adminstration said 'sure, no problem,' now Christie's chief of staff is heatedly denying Schundler's claim that such a thing ever happened.
Fourth, while the state has a Republican governor, it has a democratic legislature and State Senate Majority Leader Barbara Buono has said that the New Jersey Senate Oversight Legislative Committee has now invited Schundler to testify about this controversy.
With thanks to the Bergen Record, NorthJersey.com, NJ.com, the Associate Press and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Monday, August 30, 2010
Episode XXI of 'Whine Some More!"
Now that Justice Elena Kagan has been sworn in and there was nothing the GOP Cocksuckers could do about it, they have to move on to the next thing to helplessly scream about.
Last year they were screaming about Justice Sotomayor and the fact that President Obama puts dijon mustard on his hamburger. (Seriously. They bitched that the President was eating his hamburger WRONG because he liked dijon mustard on it. That had to be my favorite whine because then they act all innocent and injured when they get laughed at.)
So what's the new one? It's gotta be the Teabaggers rally, right? Yep. It is.
88. We're not going to let ANYONE get away with saying there were less than a million here today because we were witnesses!
Most of the time I just encapsulate the whines from the helpless GOP Cocksuckers but this one is different. This ACTUALLY came out of the mouth of GOP Cocksucker #376 (REP. MICHELE BACHMANN) of the Minnesota 6th. Bachman was in a satellite teabagger rally near the one promoted by GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLENN BECK)
The GOP Cocksuckers have been trying to co-opt the Teabaggers for months now, trying to get them to vote Republican. They've had a few successes, most notably when they sent GOP Cocksucker #464 (BOB BENNETT) of Utah, packing. (Bennett was furious and frustrated when he lost the GOP Cocksucker primary.)
Mostly, the Teabaggers have been revealed as an ignorant lot. Activist Janeane Garofalo has said their opposition to health care reform is nothing but "straight-up racism," a remark that infuriated the Teabaggers. When you look at their ranks, it is hard to see it any other way because the movement is predominantly white and elderly. Beck banned them from bringing signs to the rally, partially because he claimed not to want the rally to be political but I have the sneaking suspicion that Beck didn't want the television cameras to focus in on the many misspellings that Teabaggers have become famous for (the most often-cited one is the spelling of 'muslim' as 'muslin' but there are others.)
Stung by them showing there ignorance on TV and then furious because Garofalo pegged them in no time flat as a bunch of racist rednecks, Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers have concentrated on the fact of their turnout as proof that they are a powerful political force. They don't like it when that gets challenged.
GOP Cocksucker #450 claimed that there were 300,000 people at the rally and because the media was reporting that number, "there were probably lots more!" Beck finally settled on a figure of about 500,000 or half a million.
Trouble for him, there was another number out there, this one based on a survey of aerial photographs done by the company AirPhotosLive.com, which was specifically commissioned for the event. That number 87,000.
Beck's permit was for 300,000.
With thanks to The Huffington Post, CBSNews.com, the New York Daily News and Headlinewatch.com
S. Olson
Last year they were screaming about Justice Sotomayor and the fact that President Obama puts dijon mustard on his hamburger. (Seriously. They bitched that the President was eating his hamburger WRONG because he liked dijon mustard on it. That had to be my favorite whine because then they act all innocent and injured when they get laughed at.)
So what's the new one? It's gotta be the Teabaggers rally, right? Yep. It is.
88. We're not going to let ANYONE get away with saying there were less than a million here today because we were witnesses!
Most of the time I just encapsulate the whines from the helpless GOP Cocksuckers but this one is different. This ACTUALLY came out of the mouth of GOP Cocksucker #376 (REP. MICHELE BACHMANN) of the Minnesota 6th. Bachman was in a satellite teabagger rally near the one promoted by GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLENN BECK)
The GOP Cocksuckers have been trying to co-opt the Teabaggers for months now, trying to get them to vote Republican. They've had a few successes, most notably when they sent GOP Cocksucker #464 (BOB BENNETT) of Utah, packing. (Bennett was furious and frustrated when he lost the GOP Cocksucker primary.)
Mostly, the Teabaggers have been revealed as an ignorant lot. Activist Janeane Garofalo has said their opposition to health care reform is nothing but "straight-up racism," a remark that infuriated the Teabaggers. When you look at their ranks, it is hard to see it any other way because the movement is predominantly white and elderly. Beck banned them from bringing signs to the rally, partially because he claimed not to want the rally to be political but I have the sneaking suspicion that Beck didn't want the television cameras to focus in on the many misspellings that Teabaggers have become famous for (the most often-cited one is the spelling of 'muslim' as 'muslin' but there are others.)
Stung by them showing there ignorance on TV and then furious because Garofalo pegged them in no time flat as a bunch of racist rednecks, Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers have concentrated on the fact of their turnout as proof that they are a powerful political force. They don't like it when that gets challenged.
GOP Cocksucker #450 claimed that there were 300,000 people at the rally and because the media was reporting that number, "there were probably lots more!" Beck finally settled on a figure of about 500,000 or half a million.
Trouble for him, there was another number out there, this one based on a survey of aerial photographs done by the company AirPhotosLive.com, which was specifically commissioned for the event. That number 87,000.
Beck's permit was for 300,000.
With thanks to The Huffington Post, CBSNews.com, the New York Daily News and Headlinewatch.com
S. Olson
The Computer Incompetent - #443
#443 CARLY FIORINA
EX-CEO AND FAILURE AT HEWLETT-PACKARD NOW GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR CALIFORNIA SENATOR.
Fiorina is the kind of incompetent businesswoman the GOP Cocksuckers absolutely love, for basically five reasons:
1. They believe that government should berun like a business, despite the fact that's been proven to be horseshit.
2. They love incompetence because it reminds them of themselves.
3. Fiorina being incompetent as a businesswoman validates their secret belief
that women belong in the home and have no place in the higher echelons of business.
4. They don't think government works anyway, and Fiorina is just the latest chance for them to screw things up; just as she did at Hewlett-Packard.
5. She's not a democrat, a class which the GOP Cocksuckers believe are the source of
all of the evils besetting this country.
Despite her stubborn insistence on buying rival Compaq computer even though a good portion of the HP board did not like the idea, (in fact they disliked it so much that Walter Hewlett, the son of founder William Hewlett, tried to stop her via a failed proxy fight) Fiorina was at first winning over decision-makers at HP. Then
the problems started to intensify; the 'HP Way,' the management system in which anyone with what they thought was a good idea could come into execs offices with proposals, went by the boards. In fact, she started forcing out competent executives who disagreed with her; she began alienating existing customers; she kept making bold promises which she simply couldn't keep and worst of all, the Compaq merger, after a few good quarters, was simply not bringing in the revenue Fiorina claimed it would. Thousands of HP and Compaq employees were losing their jobs.
Fiorina was finally forced out as CEO in 2005 and got a $21 million severance package from the company. After she was thrown out of day-to-day operations, investors were delirious with joy. The stock price of the company soared 50%. Her reliance on being the first woman to break 'the glass ceiling' in business didn't help her at all.
Except in politics. Fiorina is now the GOP Cocksucker nominee to replace incumbent Sen. Barbara Boxer of California. Fiorina has claimed that being a woman in politics means you are subject to all kinds of indignities. The question, however, is when
she runs the country into the ground, just like the last group of GOP Cocksuckers did, who will she get $21 million from?
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, CNN Money, CBS News, CRN, Fortune Magazine and the
Wall Street Journal
S. Olson
EX-CEO AND FAILURE AT HEWLETT-PACKARD NOW GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR CALIFORNIA SENATOR.
Fiorina is the kind of incompetent businesswoman the GOP Cocksuckers absolutely love, for basically five reasons:
1. They believe that government should berun like a business, despite the fact that's been proven to be horseshit.
2. They love incompetence because it reminds them of themselves.
3. Fiorina being incompetent as a businesswoman validates their secret belief
that women belong in the home and have no place in the higher echelons of business.
4. They don't think government works anyway, and Fiorina is just the latest chance for them to screw things up; just as she did at Hewlett-Packard.
5. She's not a democrat, a class which the GOP Cocksuckers believe are the source of
all of the evils besetting this country.
Despite her stubborn insistence on buying rival Compaq computer even though a good portion of the HP board did not like the idea, (in fact they disliked it so much that Walter Hewlett, the son of founder William Hewlett, tried to stop her via a failed proxy fight) Fiorina was at first winning over decision-makers at HP. Then
the problems started to intensify; the 'HP Way,' the management system in which anyone with what they thought was a good idea could come into execs offices with proposals, went by the boards. In fact, she started forcing out competent executives who disagreed with her; she began alienating existing customers; she kept making bold promises which she simply couldn't keep and worst of all, the Compaq merger, after a few good quarters, was simply not bringing in the revenue Fiorina claimed it would. Thousands of HP and Compaq employees were losing their jobs.
Fiorina was finally forced out as CEO in 2005 and got a $21 million severance package from the company. After she was thrown out of day-to-day operations, investors were delirious with joy. The stock price of the company soared 50%. Her reliance on being the first woman to break 'the glass ceiling' in business didn't help her at all.
Except in politics. Fiorina is now the GOP Cocksucker nominee to replace incumbent Sen. Barbara Boxer of California. Fiorina has claimed that being a woman in politics means you are subject to all kinds of indignities. The question, however, is when
she runs the country into the ground, just like the last group of GOP Cocksuckers did, who will she get $21 million from?
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, CNN Money, CBS News, CRN, Fortune Magazine and the
Wall Street Journal
S. Olson
Friday, August 27, 2010
Another Hypocrite V.26.0 - #442
#442 KEN MEHLMAN
FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR THE DRUNKEN FRAT BOY; GUY WHO SUPPORTED ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL PLANK AS FORMER RNC CHAIRMAN THEN CAME OUT AS GAY WHEN THE DFB LEFT OFFICE
The GOP Cocksuckers just have to face it: they are a bunch of hypocrites. They have oodles and oodles more pedophiles than the democrats do, all the while claiming that they are the party of family values.
Snort. All that 'family values' stuff was just a gimmick to get your vote and no one better illustrates this that Mehlman.
Mehlman claimed to have outed himself in The Atlantic because after 43 years, he was
"just becoming comfortable with that part of my life," which doesn't help all the gay people who WERE comfortable with that part of their life long before Mehlman came out of the closet and wanted to get married.
Melman left the RNC after comedian Bill Maher said that Mehlman was an example of the anti-gay hypocrisy on the part of the GOP. Although the incident was never broadcast, it fed into persistent rumors that Mehlman was gay even though he had
denied it in May 2006.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, the Baltimore Sun's blog and theAtlantic.com
S. Olson
FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR THE DRUNKEN FRAT BOY; GUY WHO SUPPORTED ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL PLANK AS FORMER RNC CHAIRMAN THEN CAME OUT AS GAY WHEN THE DFB LEFT OFFICE
The GOP Cocksuckers just have to face it: they are a bunch of hypocrites. They have oodles and oodles more pedophiles than the democrats do, all the while claiming that they are the party of family values.
Snort. All that 'family values' stuff was just a gimmick to get your vote and no one better illustrates this that Mehlman.
Mehlman claimed to have outed himself in The Atlantic because after 43 years, he was
"just becoming comfortable with that part of my life," which doesn't help all the gay people who WERE comfortable with that part of their life long before Mehlman came out of the closet and wanted to get married.
Melman left the RNC after comedian Bill Maher said that Mehlman was an example of the anti-gay hypocrisy on the part of the GOP. Although the incident was never broadcast, it fed into persistent rumors that Mehlman was gay even though he had
denied it in May 2006.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, the Baltimore Sun's blog and theAtlantic.com
S. Olson
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Libertarian: Simply A Republican That Wants to Smoke Dope and Get Laid - #439
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Now Why Do We Say Fox is Not A News Channel?
Yes, TPM Muckraker has put together a slideshow of Fox Not the News fuckups that led to Number One below. You know, it's weird that the GOP Cocksuckers damn the 'lamestream' media for being biased. But what the rest of us want to know is, how come every other news organization is biased EXCEPT YOU?
November 20, 2009 - Embarrassed by so many mistakes and apologies, Fox Not the News fires off an internal memo that snarls they will be going to a zero-tolerance policy with regards to news and "jobs will be on the line here." How'd they get to that?
1. November 19, 2009 The 'Going Rouge' Incident
This is the one that was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. It capped an embarrassing November for Fox. In announcing GOP Cocksucker #420's (GOVERNOR QUITTER) new book, 'Going Rogue: An American Life,' the network fucked up and put up the book jacket of 'Going Rouge' a collection of essays mocking Caribou Barbie. The best part about it? They did it twice. Fox Not the News later apologized.
2. November 18, 2009 - The 'Huge Crowds' That Weren't
Fox Not the News showed video of the 'huge crowds' on hand to receive Caribou Barbie's book. The problem? The crowds were from McCain's 2008 campaign, not people waiting for the book. Fox apologizes again.
3. November 10, 2009 - 'The Daily Show' Busts Some Chops
GOP Cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) tried to make the size of GOP Cocksucker #376's (REP. MICHELLE BACHMANN) Capitol Tea Party Rally look bigger, so he used footage from GOP Cocksucker #470's (GLEN BECK) earlier rally instead. Busted, he later apologized for the mistake and laughed it off. Jon Stewart, the host of the Daily Show, the fake news program that broke the 'story' in the first place, gleefully got a rare second bite of the apple the next day and made #467 look like more a manipulative horse's ass than usual.
4. October 31, 2009 - When Halloween REALLY Got Scary
Fox was covering the special election in the very-Republican New York 23rd when it erroneously reported that moderate Republican nominee Dede Scozzafava had dropped out of the race and endorsed Doug Hoffman of the Conservative Party. Fox Not the News made the claim over and over and over. Then reality set in: http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=3810852
So after the threatening internal memo? How'd they do?
5. March 16, 2010 - The Problems Reading a Calendar
While the Teabaggers snidely tell us to "read a book," what they should be doing is telling their compatriots over at Fox Not The News to "read a calendar." In a report on the Obama adminstration's public utterances about the economy, Martha McCallum on Live Desk ran footage from Vice-president Joe Biden in 2008 criticizing the Drunken Frat Boy's economy and claimed it was from the present day.
6. June 24, 2010 - Mark Sanford
Fox Not the News identified GOP Cocksucker #308 (MARK SANFORD) as a Democrat when he bawled his eyes out on camera. Sanford, a republican, had told the people of South Carolina he hadn't been hiking the Appalachian Trail like he claimed but had actually been down in Buenos Aires fucking his mistress. Trace Gallagher apologized on-air for that one.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
November 20, 2009 - Embarrassed by so many mistakes and apologies, Fox Not the News fires off an internal memo that snarls they will be going to a zero-tolerance policy with regards to news and "jobs will be on the line here." How'd they get to that?
1. November 19, 2009 The 'Going Rouge' Incident
This is the one that was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. It capped an embarrassing November for Fox. In announcing GOP Cocksucker #420's (GOVERNOR QUITTER) new book, 'Going Rogue: An American Life,' the network fucked up and put up the book jacket of 'Going Rouge' a collection of essays mocking Caribou Barbie. The best part about it? They did it twice. Fox Not the News later apologized.
2. November 18, 2009 - The 'Huge Crowds' That Weren't
Fox Not the News showed video of the 'huge crowds' on hand to receive Caribou Barbie's book. The problem? The crowds were from McCain's 2008 campaign, not people waiting for the book. Fox apologizes again.
3. November 10, 2009 - 'The Daily Show' Busts Some Chops
GOP Cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) tried to make the size of GOP Cocksucker #376's (REP. MICHELLE BACHMANN) Capitol Tea Party Rally look bigger, so he used footage from GOP Cocksucker #470's (GLEN BECK) earlier rally instead. Busted, he later apologized for the mistake and laughed it off. Jon Stewart, the host of the Daily Show, the fake news program that broke the 'story' in the first place, gleefully got a rare second bite of the apple the next day and made #467 look like more a manipulative horse's ass than usual.
4. October 31, 2009 - When Halloween REALLY Got Scary
Fox was covering the special election in the very-Republican New York 23rd when it erroneously reported that moderate Republican nominee Dede Scozzafava had dropped out of the race and endorsed Doug Hoffman of the Conservative Party. Fox Not the News made the claim over and over and over. Then reality set in: http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=3810852
So after the threatening internal memo? How'd they do?
5. March 16, 2010 - The Problems Reading a Calendar
While the Teabaggers snidely tell us to "read a book," what they should be doing is telling their compatriots over at Fox Not The News to "read a calendar." In a report on the Obama adminstration's public utterances about the economy, Martha McCallum on Live Desk ran footage from Vice-president Joe Biden in 2008 criticizing the Drunken Frat Boy's economy and claimed it was from the present day.
6. June 24, 2010 - Mark Sanford
Fox Not the News identified GOP Cocksucker #308 (MARK SANFORD) as a Democrat when he bawled his eyes out on camera. Sanford, a republican, had told the people of South Carolina he hadn't been hiking the Appalachian Trail like he claimed but had actually been down in Buenos Aires fucking his mistress. Trace Gallagher apologized on-air for that one.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Episode XX of 'Whine Some More!"
Wow, it's been almost three weeks since my last post of 'Whine Some More!" the hot GOP Cocksucker game show that has been running ever since President Obama's inauguration in 2008.
So far the GOP Cocksuckers, furious that they were voted out of power in 2006, have made up 83 bitches. Let's see what the GOP Cocksuckers.....I mean, The Pussies, have come up with today!
84. That black bastard is a muslim! That's why he won't stop that mosque at Ground Zero!
LOL! Wow, where should we begin?
a) It's a cultural center with a swimming pool and a basketball court in an old Burlington coat factory. It has the muslim equivalent of a chapel in it but if that makes it a mosque then any YMCA qualifies as a cathedral.
b) President Obama is not a muslim, he's a christian.
c) The cultural center is not AT ground zero. It's two blocks away. According to people who know the neighborhood, you can't even see it from ground zero.
85. That mosque will be a haven for terrorists all over the world!
Before they start INSISTING that they NEVER claimed such a thing, as GOP Cocksucker #385 (BILL O'REILLY) does when he gets caught on ANYTHING, here are examples of them doing it:
GOP Cocksucker #577 (DICK 'THE TOESUCKER' MORRIS)
- "train and recruit Sharia law advocates who become terrorists." - Fox and Friends, April 19, 2010
- "command center for terrorism." The O'Reilly Factor, August 18, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #578 (ERIC BOLLING)
- "may be a meeting place for some of the scariest minds -- some of the biggest terrorist minds." Fox and Friends, August 19, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #556 (BRIAN KILMEADE)
- "The next Hamburg cell could be right downtown." Fox and Friends, August 19, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE)
- "recruiting tool for domestic extremists." August 3, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #552 (TED NUGENT)
- "The mosque will attract extremists and radicals who will try to harm America." washington Times, August 19, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #486 (CAL THOMAS)
- "Ask yourself: if you wanted to infiltrate a country, wouldn't a grand strategy be to rapidly build mosques from Ground Zero in New York, to Temecula, Calif., and establish beachheads so fanatics could plan and advance their strategies under the cover of religious freedom and that great American virtue known as 'tolerance,' which is being used against us?" August 3, 2010, Washigton Times
- A mosque near Ground Zero is not about tolerance, but triumphalism. It isn't about honoring the dead, but celebrating their deaths. July 21, 2010, Washington Post
The organizer of the cultural center has repeatedly condemned terrorism, "Muslim militants" and suicide bombers.
86. Nobody's making that argument that that mosque shouldn't be built! Just not there!
Oh please. The GOP Cocksuckers argue it all the time.
GOP Cocksucker #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #420 (GLEN BECK) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #385 (BILL O'REILLY) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #412 (SARAH PALIN) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #580 (RICK SANTORUM) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #572 (PAMELA GELLER) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #434 (BRYAN FISCHER) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #581 (STEVEN HAYES) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #438 (CARL PALADINO) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #573 (RICK LAZIO) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #550 (NEWT GINGRICH) argues it.
Plus, it's getting worse. In Staten Island, N.Y. when the Muslim American Society was defending plans to build a mosque there, representatives in an angry crowd snarled questions such as: ''Wouldn't you agree that every terrorist, past and present, has come out of a mosque?'' and ''I was on the phone this morning with the F.B.I., and all I want to know from you is why MAS is on the terrorist watch list?'' The answer to the first question is 'no' and MAS is not on ANY terrorist watch list.
In Murfreesboro, TN, the fear is that the mosque will be turned into a terrorist training ground. And Islam was described by a 76-year-old man as a political, militaristic group, instead of a religion.
In Temecula, CA opponents of a proposed mosque have deployed dogs to try and intimidate Muslims during prayer services.
87. At first I liked what you were trying to do in building the mosque but now there are legitimate questions about the project!
GOP Cocksucker #567 LAURA INGRAHAM) had no problem with the mosque in NYC back in January but now she says "legitimate questions" have arisen about the project, which is code for 'I smell a political opportunity.'
88. That bastard in charge of the mosque hates America!
'That bastard' would be Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf. Pamela Geller, the right-wing blogger who is trying to stop the mosque from being built, goes so far as to say Rauf calls for the elimination of Israel, which he has never called for and that 911 was an inside job, which he has also never claimed. When she's not doing that, Geller distorts Rauf's lectures like a blacksmith bending iron into a horseshoe. The weird part is that Rauf is a moderate who once was hired by the Drunken Frat Boy adminstration as an envoy to the Middle East.
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
So far the GOP Cocksuckers, furious that they were voted out of power in 2006, have made up 83 bitches. Let's see what the GOP Cocksuckers.....I mean, The Pussies, have come up with today!
84. That black bastard is a muslim! That's why he won't stop that mosque at Ground Zero!
LOL! Wow, where should we begin?
a) It's a cultural center with a swimming pool and a basketball court in an old Burlington coat factory. It has the muslim equivalent of a chapel in it but if that makes it a mosque then any YMCA qualifies as a cathedral.
b) President Obama is not a muslim, he's a christian.
c) The cultural center is not AT ground zero. It's two blocks away. According to people who know the neighborhood, you can't even see it from ground zero.
85. That mosque will be a haven for terrorists all over the world!
Before they start INSISTING that they NEVER claimed such a thing, as GOP Cocksucker #385 (BILL O'REILLY) does when he gets caught on ANYTHING, here are examples of them doing it:
GOP Cocksucker #577 (DICK 'THE TOESUCKER' MORRIS)
- "train and recruit Sharia law advocates who become terrorists." - Fox and Friends, April 19, 2010
- "command center for terrorism." The O'Reilly Factor, August 18, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #578 (ERIC BOLLING)
- "may be a meeting place for some of the scariest minds -- some of the biggest terrorist minds." Fox and Friends, August 19, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #556 (BRIAN KILMEADE)
- "The next Hamburg cell could be right downtown." Fox and Friends, August 19, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE)
- "recruiting tool for domestic extremists." August 3, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #552 (TED NUGENT)
- "The mosque will attract extremists and radicals who will try to harm America." washington Times, August 19, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #486 (CAL THOMAS)
- "Ask yourself: if you wanted to infiltrate a country, wouldn't a grand strategy be to rapidly build mosques from Ground Zero in New York, to Temecula, Calif., and establish beachheads so fanatics could plan and advance their strategies under the cover of religious freedom and that great American virtue known as 'tolerance,' which is being used against us?" August 3, 2010, Washigton Times
- A mosque near Ground Zero is not about tolerance, but triumphalism. It isn't about honoring the dead, but celebrating their deaths. July 21, 2010, Washington Post
The organizer of the cultural center has repeatedly condemned terrorism, "Muslim militants" and suicide bombers.
86. Nobody's making that argument that that mosque shouldn't be built! Just not there!
Oh please. The GOP Cocksuckers argue it all the time.
GOP Cocksucker #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #420 (GLEN BECK) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #385 (BILL O'REILLY) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #412 (SARAH PALIN) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #580 (RICK SANTORUM) argued it.
GOP Cocksucker #572 (PAMELA GELLER) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #434 (BRYAN FISCHER) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #581 (STEVEN HAYES) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #438 (CARL PALADINO) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #573 (RICK LAZIO) argues it.
GOP Cocksucker #550 (NEWT GINGRICH) argues it.
Plus, it's getting worse. In Staten Island, N.Y. when the Muslim American Society was defending plans to build a mosque there, representatives in an angry crowd snarled questions such as: ''Wouldn't you agree that every terrorist, past and present, has come out of a mosque?'' and ''I was on the phone this morning with the F.B.I., and all I want to know from you is why MAS is on the terrorist watch list?'' The answer to the first question is 'no' and MAS is not on ANY terrorist watch list.
In Murfreesboro, TN, the fear is that the mosque will be turned into a terrorist training ground. And Islam was described by a 76-year-old man as a political, militaristic group, instead of a religion.
In Temecula, CA opponents of a proposed mosque have deployed dogs to try and intimidate Muslims during prayer services.
87. At first I liked what you were trying to do in building the mosque but now there are legitimate questions about the project!
GOP Cocksucker #567 LAURA INGRAHAM) had no problem with the mosque in NYC back in January but now she says "legitimate questions" have arisen about the project, which is code for 'I smell a political opportunity.'
88. That bastard in charge of the mosque hates America!
'That bastard' would be Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf. Pamela Geller, the right-wing blogger who is trying to stop the mosque from being built, goes so far as to say Rauf calls for the elimination of Israel, which he has never called for and that 911 was an inside job, which he has also never claimed. When she's not doing that, Geller distorts Rauf's lectures like a blacksmith bending iron into a horseshoe. The weird part is that Rauf is a moderate who once was hired by the Drunken Frat Boy adminstration as an envoy to the Middle East.
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
But Some of My Best Friends are Black! Etc. - #438
#438 CARL PALADINO
GOP COCKSUCKER AND TEABAGGER FOR N.Y. GOVERNOR
Carl is just another example of the teabaggers being racists. They HATE the label, but with folks like Carl, GOP Cocksucker #437 (MARK "MONKEY GOD" WILLIAMS) and #434 (BRYAN "SPELLING BEES" FISCHER) running around or a group of teabaggers freaking out and directing their chants at a black guy walking past...well, don't blame me if the shoe pinches.
Carl believes that the proposed Muslim cultural center two blocks from Ground Zero is a ride to victory in the gubernatorial election in New York. However, he has just about as much chance as Blackbeard the Pirate being confimed as the director of the Office of Management and Budget.
Carl likes to portray himself as a victim of 'political correctness' but what he's a 'victim' of is straight-up racism and sexism. Check out the e-mails he was sending back in April 2010 that he claimed were examples of 'humor' to his friends:
- An e-mail of African tribesmen dancing labeled "Obama Inauguration Rehearsal"
- An e-mail of a woman and a man having sex labeled "Miss France 2008 Fucking."
- An e-mail of President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama portrayed as a pimp and a prostitute.
- An e-mail of an airplane landing near black men with the caption "Holy shit! Run, niggers, run!"
Carl bitched and whined that it was "just another liberal democrat blog smear" when it came out on WNYMedia.net.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and WNYMedia.net
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER AND TEABAGGER FOR N.Y. GOVERNOR
Carl is just another example of the teabaggers being racists. They HATE the label, but with folks like Carl, GOP Cocksucker #437 (MARK "MONKEY GOD" WILLIAMS) and #434 (BRYAN "SPELLING BEES" FISCHER) running around or a group of teabaggers freaking out and directing their chants at a black guy walking past...well, don't blame me if the shoe pinches.
Carl believes that the proposed Muslim cultural center two blocks from Ground Zero is a ride to victory in the gubernatorial election in New York. However, he has just about as much chance as Blackbeard the Pirate being confimed as the director of the Office of Management and Budget.
Carl likes to portray himself as a victim of 'political correctness' but what he's a 'victim' of is straight-up racism and sexism. Check out the e-mails he was sending back in April 2010 that he claimed were examples of 'humor' to his friends:
- An e-mail of African tribesmen dancing labeled "Obama Inauguration Rehearsal"
- An e-mail of a woman and a man having sex labeled "Miss France 2008 Fucking."
- An e-mail of President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama portrayed as a pimp and a prostitute.
- An e-mail of an airplane landing near black men with the caption "Holy shit! Run, niggers, run!"
Carl bitched and whined that it was "just another liberal democrat blog smear" when it came out on WNYMedia.net.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and WNYMedia.net
S. Olson
Monday, August 23, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Cryin' About Vacation
GOP Cocksuckers #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE) and #420 (GLEN BECK) have been crying and whining about the prez going on vacation. Well, let's see. A president elected for eight years has 2,920 days on the job. President Obama's been on vacation for 26 of them in his first year.
Now let's see how that stacks up against the other presidents:
Well, the Drunken Frat Boy was gone for 69 days for his first year in office, but all total, he was gone for 977 days. That's more than 2½ years on vacation and he STILL managed to screw everything up. It only goes to show you it is easier to destroy than it is to create.
His dad was gone for 40 days when he took over his first year. Dear Dead Ron was gone for 42. President Carter was gone for 19 and Big Bill was absent for 21 in their first years.
So:
President Obama - 26
Drunken Frat Boy - 69
Big Bill - 21
The Disgrace's Daddy - 40
Dear Dead Ron - 42
Carter - 19
Well, which one would YOU want back from vacation?
S. Olson
Now let's see how that stacks up against the other presidents:
Well, the Drunken Frat Boy was gone for 69 days for his first year in office, but all total, he was gone for 977 days. That's more than 2½ years on vacation and he STILL managed to screw everything up. It only goes to show you it is easier to destroy than it is to create.
His dad was gone for 40 days when he took over his first year. Dear Dead Ron was gone for 42. President Carter was gone for 19 and Big Bill was absent for 21 in their first years.
So:
President Obama - 26
Drunken Frat Boy - 69
Big Bill - 21
The Disgrace's Daddy - 40
Dear Dead Ron - 42
Carter - 19
Well, which one would YOU want back from vacation?
S. Olson
GOP Cocksucker #54 Is Proud to Say He Learned Zilch
GOP Cocksucker #54 (TOM DeLAY) said he learned nothing from the federal government's investigation of his dealings with superlobbyist GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF,) the Prince of Darkness himself. The feds decided to drop the investigation the day before yesterday. #54's former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM) is in trouble himself with #47 because #288 traded access to #54 in exchange for campaign contributions that ultimately went to #54. (He's in trouble for covering up for the Northern Marianas islands too but that something different.)
DeLay is FURIOUS about the investigation and is using the news that it was dropped to try and influence public opinion in the Texas investigation into money laundering that he has been stalling for five years now.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
DeLay is FURIOUS about the investigation and is using the news that it was dropped to try and influence public opinion in the Texas investigation into money laundering that he has been stalling for five years now.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Governor Quitter Pretends Not To Understand
Lately, I've been loving GOP Cocksucker #412's (SARAH PALIN) 'defense' of Dr. Laura, the radio talk show host who quit after saying 'nigger' repeatedly during an on-air rant with a black caller to her show.
412 pretends not to know the difference between a white person saying it to a black person and a black person saying it, believing it's 'confusing.'
Yeah sure.
The reason black people can say it and white people cannot is fairly simple. It's something like: "I can say whatever bad thing I want about my momma but YOU better not say anything bad about my momma." Governor Quitter could even understand that one.
S. Olson
412 pretends not to know the difference between a white person saying it to a black person and a black person saying it, believing it's 'confusing.'
Yeah sure.
The reason black people can say it and white people cannot is fairly simple. It's something like: "I can say whatever bad thing I want about my momma but YOU better not say anything bad about my momma." Governor Quitter could even understand that one.
S. Olson
The Cop That Won't Answer Questions - #436
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Thursday, August 19, 2010
I Said NOW, Orly. What Part of 'Now' Don't You Get?
Having been told 'get lost' by the Supreme Court, Orly Gabor is now trying to get it to reconsider its decision not to overturn her $20,000 sanction for filing frivolous lawsuits.
LMAO!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
LMAO!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
GOP Cocksucker #331's Latest
GOP Cocksucker #331's (SEN. DAVID VITTER) reelection campaign workers must not have any dogs because they would have kicked them to death about now.
Re-electing Vitter--a family values hypocrite of the First Order--to his senate seat was hard enough when his name turned up in the little black book of the 'D.C. Madam' a couple of years ago.
It didn't make things easier when it was found that Vitter liked to shit in a diaper and have hookers change it.
Or even when it was discovered that Diaperman's staffer GOP Cocksucker #399 (BRENT FURER) had been kept on Vitter's payroll for two years after threatening his girlfriend with a knife, cocaine posession and a couple of DWI's. When #399 was finally shitcanned, Diaperman laid out the defense that he hadn't known about the DWIs and that #399 had never worked on Women's Issues in his office, he had worked on ABORTION.
(Now maybe Diaperman thought his constituents were dumb enough to buy his 'distinction.' What the hell, this IS The South. But then again, maybe not, because on the last day he was eligble for it, GOP Cocksucker #511 (CHET TRAYLOR) announced for Diaperman's Senate seat.)
Diaperman had a brief frisson of delight when it was discovered that #511 had not only been accused of being a factor in the divorce of a democratic legislator but he was also found to be fucking the ex-wife of his stepson after his wife has died. This turned the race into the Whoremaster vs. the Homewrecker.
But now the alternative newspaper The Advocate, reports that Diaperman paid for #399's trips to his court appearances for DWI; a total of $1,380. Diaperman had claimed his didn't know about the DWI arrests but when he found out, that's when he demanded #399's resignation.
One problem with that: #399 did his community service for one of Diaperman's paid regional directors in Baton Rouge.
With thanks to the Advocate and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Re-electing Vitter--a family values hypocrite of the First Order--to his senate seat was hard enough when his name turned up in the little black book of the 'D.C. Madam' a couple of years ago.
It didn't make things easier when it was found that Vitter liked to shit in a diaper and have hookers change it.
Or even when it was discovered that Diaperman's staffer GOP Cocksucker #399 (BRENT FURER) had been kept on Vitter's payroll for two years after threatening his girlfriend with a knife, cocaine posession and a couple of DWI's. When #399 was finally shitcanned, Diaperman laid out the defense that he hadn't known about the DWIs and that #399 had never worked on Women's Issues in his office, he had worked on ABORTION.
(Now maybe Diaperman thought his constituents were dumb enough to buy his 'distinction.' What the hell, this IS The South. But then again, maybe not, because on the last day he was eligble for it, GOP Cocksucker #511 (CHET TRAYLOR) announced for Diaperman's Senate seat.)
Diaperman had a brief frisson of delight when it was discovered that #511 had not only been accused of being a factor in the divorce of a democratic legislator but he was also found to be fucking the ex-wife of his stepson after his wife has died. This turned the race into the Whoremaster vs. the Homewrecker.
But now the alternative newspaper The Advocate, reports that Diaperman paid for #399's trips to his court appearances for DWI; a total of $1,380. Diaperman had claimed his didn't know about the DWI arrests but when he found out, that's when he demanded #399's resignation.
One problem with that: #399 did his community service for one of Diaperman's paid regional directors in Baton Rouge.
With thanks to the Advocate and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Incompetence or Chicanery? - #435
#435 DONALD HUTCHINSON
ORGANIZER OF THE TEA PARTY EXCHANGE
Hutchinson, who operated in Ohio, had this idea for a Tea Party Exchange. Tea party conscious businesses would get a 'TPX-Great American Card' that would be good for discounts at participating businesses. The businesses would use a portion of the profits from the sale to fund tea party rallies.
And all it would cost them was $150 each, payable to Hutchinson.
Hutchinson got about $4500 before the problems started to appear. You'll never guess what the biggest was. Ready?
The local blog, Ideatrash.net, discovered that Hutchinson had outsourced the building of his web site to India. Later, Hutchinson confessed to the Dayton Daily News that's exactly what he did but added he was anxious to work with local programmers.
Then the co-mingling of business with politics had its inevitable effect. A local democratic congressional candidate threatened a boycott of Exchange businesses. Some businesses in the Exchange were startled when people started coming into their establishments and told them they would not do businesses with them as long as they were members of the exchange. The businesses started getting threats and one woman called one of them a "Nazi." Businesses were flabbergasted that they were now pissing off more people than they were getting business from. Even worse, they were being told so in person.
Finally, the exchange wasn't working. Hutchinson cancelled the 5% discount shortly after the program began and Rob Scott, the president of the Dayton Tea Party, received $30 total from the Exchange. Some businesses, convinced that Hutchinson just wanted money for himself, demanded their $150 back from Hutchinson, who said August 18, 2010 that they would get it.
Which just goes to show you either the incompetence or base chicanery at the heart of the tea partier types.
With thanks to IdeaTrash.net, TPM Muckraker and the Dayton Daily News.
S. Olson
ORGANIZER OF THE TEA PARTY EXCHANGE
Hutchinson, who operated in Ohio, had this idea for a Tea Party Exchange. Tea party conscious businesses would get a 'TPX-Great American Card' that would be good for discounts at participating businesses. The businesses would use a portion of the profits from the sale to fund tea party rallies.
And all it would cost them was $150 each, payable to Hutchinson.
Hutchinson got about $4500 before the problems started to appear. You'll never guess what the biggest was. Ready?
The local blog, Ideatrash.net, discovered that Hutchinson had outsourced the building of his web site to India. Later, Hutchinson confessed to the Dayton Daily News that's exactly what he did but added he was anxious to work with local programmers.
Then the co-mingling of business with politics had its inevitable effect. A local democratic congressional candidate threatened a boycott of Exchange businesses. Some businesses in the Exchange were startled when people started coming into their establishments and told them they would not do businesses with them as long as they were members of the exchange. The businesses started getting threats and one woman called one of them a "Nazi." Businesses were flabbergasted that they were now pissing off more people than they were getting business from. Even worse, they were being told so in person.
Finally, the exchange wasn't working. Hutchinson cancelled the 5% discount shortly after the program began and Rob Scott, the president of the Dayton Tea Party, received $30 total from the Exchange. Some businesses, convinced that Hutchinson just wanted money for himself, demanded their $150 back from Hutchinson, who said August 18, 2010 that they would get it.
Which just goes to show you either the incompetence or base chicanery at the heart of the tea partier types.
With thanks to IdeaTrash.net, TPM Muckraker and the Dayton Daily News.
S. Olson
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #412, The Flat Tire
I'm talking about the endorsement of GOP Cocksucker #412 (SARAH PALIN).
It used to be that Governor Quitter's blessing was gold-plated; just the thing you wanted if you were a candidate running for office. But lately, she's been skunked.
Take a look at what happens whenever the primary ACTUALLY happens:
A. Clint Didier, GOP Cocksucker candidate for U.S. Senate in Washington state: Didier literally begged Caribou Barbie to help him campaign in Washington after he was showed that as a politician, he was a really good tight end. Didier's anti-government rants sounded really phony after it was shown that he thought hundreds of thousands of dollars in farm subsidies were A-OK for him to take. What did Governor Quitter do for Didier? ONE little robo-call at the last minute. The result? Didier got 12% of the vote in the primary and finished in third place; a big ol' "fuck you!" from the REPUBLICANS.
B. Rita Meyer, GOP Cocksucker gubernatorial candidate for the state of Wyoming: Meyer had lots and lots of university degrees: a B.A. in Education and a B.S. in Finance from the University of Wyoming; an MBA in International Business from Regis University; and a Master's in National Resource Strategy from National Defense University in Washington, D.C. NONE of this cut any ice in Palinland, because Governor Quitter secretly thought all this education made her suspiciously elitist. (Caribou Barbie does not like education.) Still, Meyer HAD been a Colonel in the Air National Guard, which was enough for her, so she endorsed her. The result? The second people found out Meyer was being endorsed by the Know-Nothing Palin, people were lining up to vote against her. She didn't lose by a lot; 700 votes. And she was waiting for absentee ballots from foreign servicemen to come in. When they did, they were showing the troops were voting AGAINST her. she conceded.
C. Karen Handel, GOP gubernatorial candidate for the state of Georgia: This one is probably the sweetest one of all. Handel was leading in the GOP primary over her opponent, in fact, she even won the first round of the primary when up popped Caribou Barbie with her endorsement.
Just like in the Meyer race, Republicans showed up in droves to defeat Handel and managed to get together enough votes to beat her by almost 2,500 votes.
But the best part is WHO beat her. GOP Cocksucker #337 (NATHAN DEAL) the former U.S. Congressman who quit in an effort to avoid being censured for using his congressional post for personal gain by establishing a regional monopoly. In 2009, Deal was named by Citizens for Reponsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) as one of the 15 most corrupt members of congress. This means that Palin's endorsement was good enough to get Handel beat by a crook. LOL!
D. Rep. Todd Tiahrt, GOP Senatorial Candidate for the State of Kansas: Tiahrt, otherwise known as GOP Cocksucker #326 fought bitterly against the health care reform plan that became law. He got the politician's greatest fear on Sept. 21, 2009. No, not being beaten, although he was in the primary race for senate by GOP Cocksucker #377 (REP. JERRY MORAN,) being laughed at. Tiarht got laughed off the stage during a town hall meeting when he tried to tell a bunch of seniors that passing health care reform meant that the government would be telling doctors what they could make, which wasn't true but hey, so what if it was? Governor Quitter didn't even APPEAR in Kansas for this one.
E. Ce ce Heil, GOP Cocksucker candidate for the Tennessee 5th: Before Caribou Barbie's endorsement, Heil was an unknown vying for the GOP nod in the house race for the Tennessee Fifth Congressional District. After the endorsement, Heil became the unknown with Palin's endorsement in the Tennessee Fifth congressional District. Seriously, Caribou Barbie constantly mixed her up with C.C. Pendleton, the pop recording artist of a song Palin didn't even LIKE.
Heil came in third in a field of 11 with 23% of the vote.
Wtth thanks to The Hill, seattletimes.com, Wonkette, Washington City Pages and Tennessean.com
It used to be that Governor Quitter's blessing was gold-plated; just the thing you wanted if you were a candidate running for office. But lately, she's been skunked.
Take a look at what happens whenever the primary ACTUALLY happens:
A. Clint Didier, GOP Cocksucker candidate for U.S. Senate in Washington state: Didier literally begged Caribou Barbie to help him campaign in Washington after he was showed that as a politician, he was a really good tight end. Didier's anti-government rants sounded really phony after it was shown that he thought hundreds of thousands of dollars in farm subsidies were A-OK for him to take. What did Governor Quitter do for Didier? ONE little robo-call at the last minute. The result? Didier got 12% of the vote in the primary and finished in third place; a big ol' "fuck you!" from the REPUBLICANS.
B. Rita Meyer, GOP Cocksucker gubernatorial candidate for the state of Wyoming: Meyer had lots and lots of university degrees: a B.A. in Education and a B.S. in Finance from the University of Wyoming; an MBA in International Business from Regis University; and a Master's in National Resource Strategy from National Defense University in Washington, D.C. NONE of this cut any ice in Palinland, because Governor Quitter secretly thought all this education made her suspiciously elitist. (Caribou Barbie does not like education.) Still, Meyer HAD been a Colonel in the Air National Guard, which was enough for her, so she endorsed her. The result? The second people found out Meyer was being endorsed by the Know-Nothing Palin, people were lining up to vote against her. She didn't lose by a lot; 700 votes. And she was waiting for absentee ballots from foreign servicemen to come in. When they did, they were showing the troops were voting AGAINST her. she conceded.
C. Karen Handel, GOP gubernatorial candidate for the state of Georgia: This one is probably the sweetest one of all. Handel was leading in the GOP primary over her opponent, in fact, she even won the first round of the primary when up popped Caribou Barbie with her endorsement.
Just like in the Meyer race, Republicans showed up in droves to defeat Handel and managed to get together enough votes to beat her by almost 2,500 votes.
But the best part is WHO beat her. GOP Cocksucker #337 (NATHAN DEAL) the former U.S. Congressman who quit in an effort to avoid being censured for using his congressional post for personal gain by establishing a regional monopoly. In 2009, Deal was named by Citizens for Reponsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) as one of the 15 most corrupt members of congress. This means that Palin's endorsement was good enough to get Handel beat by a crook. LOL!
D. Rep. Todd Tiahrt, GOP Senatorial Candidate for the State of Kansas: Tiahrt, otherwise known as GOP Cocksucker #326 fought bitterly against the health care reform plan that became law. He got the politician's greatest fear on Sept. 21, 2009. No, not being beaten, although he was in the primary race for senate by GOP Cocksucker #377 (REP. JERRY MORAN,) being laughed at. Tiarht got laughed off the stage during a town hall meeting when he tried to tell a bunch of seniors that passing health care reform meant that the government would be telling doctors what they could make, which wasn't true but hey, so what if it was? Governor Quitter didn't even APPEAR in Kansas for this one.
E. Ce ce Heil, GOP Cocksucker candidate for the Tennessee 5th: Before Caribou Barbie's endorsement, Heil was an unknown vying for the GOP nod in the house race for the Tennessee Fifth Congressional District. After the endorsement, Heil became the unknown with Palin's endorsement in the Tennessee Fifth congressional District. Seriously, Caribou Barbie constantly mixed her up with C.C. Pendleton, the pop recording artist of a song Palin didn't even LIKE.
Heil came in third in a field of 11 with 23% of the vote.
Wtth thanks to The Hill, seattletimes.com, Wonkette, Washington City Pages and Tennessean.com
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Freedom of Speech. Huh? LOL! Oh Bullshit.
The Teabaggers really go nuts when you accuse them of racism. Right now, they are trying to inoculate themselves from any hint of it by bringing up bullshit 'examples' as many times as they can, thus diluting the word down to nothing. Like screaming that as Christians, they are 'victims' of pernicious racism and that we paradoxically try to play the Race Card whenever we can't 'answer' their whines.
Actually, we CAN 'answer' them. They just don't like to be told, "Who are you trying to kid?" Trying to vaccinate themselves from the Race Card is all they can do. The theory is: if they scream racism! enough, then people won't pay attention to it anymore when they actually do it. See, what Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers ultimately want is to take us back to a time when they could say "nigger" in public and not suffer any consequences. In fact, that's what 'free speech' MEANS to them.
The best example is the Park 11 building, which they have already christened the 'Ground Zero Mosque.' Never mind the fact that it's not a mosque and it's not at ground zero. Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers like #412 (SARAH PALIN,) #467 (SEAN HANNITY,) #550 (NEWT GINGRICH,) #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE,) #450 (GLEN BECK,) and #565 (GOV. TIM PAWLENTY,) have popularized the term, even though the 'mosque' is actually a cultural center that will be built inside the old Burlington Coat Factory. The term was started last December on Fox Not the News by GOP Cocksucker #567 (LAURA INGRAHAM,) proving once again that GOP Cocksuckers are really good at naming things, if not much else, such as running an economy, relief effort or war.
The GOP cocksuckers and their mouthpieces scream that this is not about freedom of religion. Muslims, they say, can build that mosque anywhere they want, just not at Ground Zero. They can't build it in Murfreesboro, Tenn., or some hick town in California, either. "They already have enough mosques in New York City, about 100," says #550, "Why do they need one there?"
412 echoes that sentiment, demanding on Twitter, "Why are the Muslims so insistent on building their mosque within a couple of blocks of Ground Zero?" At the same time, a lot of the right-wing mouthpieces declare this not to be a freedom of religion issue but a free speech issue.
You can understand why they say that because if it becomes a freedom of religion issue, suddenly the GOP cocksuckers look like a bunch of bigots telling people where they can worship. So they think 'freedom of speech' looks really high-minded, which is really weird. That line of Palin's looks kind of familiar: "Why are the Muslims so insistent on building their mosque within a couple of blocks of Ground Zero?"
Maybe they're so insistent because it looks a LOT like an updated version of: "Why are those niggers so insistent on living in my neighborhood?"
I'm not a muslim, but I'll bet money that they take that freedom of religion clause in the constitution seriously. VERY seriously. And they don't like being thought of as the 'New Niggers,' which is just what the GOP Cocksuckers want to turn them into. Plus, why SHOULDN'T they be allowed to build their cultural center a couple of blocks away? None of THEM are al-Qaeda. None of THEM were responsible for knocking down the Twin Towers. All they want to do is build a cultural center inside an old coat factory. What's wrong with that?
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Actually, we CAN 'answer' them. They just don't like to be told, "Who are you trying to kid?" Trying to vaccinate themselves from the Race Card is all they can do. The theory is: if they scream racism! enough, then people won't pay attention to it anymore when they actually do it. See, what Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers ultimately want is to take us back to a time when they could say "nigger" in public and not suffer any consequences. In fact, that's what 'free speech' MEANS to them.
The best example is the Park 11 building, which they have already christened the 'Ground Zero Mosque.' Never mind the fact that it's not a mosque and it's not at ground zero. Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers like #412 (SARAH PALIN,) #467 (SEAN HANNITY,) #550 (NEWT GINGRICH,) #70 (THE FAT JUNKIE,) #450 (GLEN BECK,) and #565 (GOV. TIM PAWLENTY,) have popularized the term, even though the 'mosque' is actually a cultural center that will be built inside the old Burlington Coat Factory. The term was started last December on Fox Not the News by GOP Cocksucker #567 (LAURA INGRAHAM,) proving once again that GOP Cocksuckers are really good at naming things, if not much else, such as running an economy, relief effort or war.
The GOP cocksuckers and their mouthpieces scream that this is not about freedom of religion. Muslims, they say, can build that mosque anywhere they want, just not at Ground Zero. They can't build it in Murfreesboro, Tenn., or some hick town in California, either. "They already have enough mosques in New York City, about 100," says #550, "Why do they need one there?"
412 echoes that sentiment, demanding on Twitter, "Why are the Muslims so insistent on building their mosque within a couple of blocks of Ground Zero?" At the same time, a lot of the right-wing mouthpieces declare this not to be a freedom of religion issue but a free speech issue.
You can understand why they say that because if it becomes a freedom of religion issue, suddenly the GOP cocksuckers look like a bunch of bigots telling people where they can worship. So they think 'freedom of speech' looks really high-minded, which is really weird. That line of Palin's looks kind of familiar: "Why are the Muslims so insistent on building their mosque within a couple of blocks of Ground Zero?"
Maybe they're so insistent because it looks a LOT like an updated version of: "Why are those niggers so insistent on living in my neighborhood?"
I'm not a muslim, but I'll bet money that they take that freedom of religion clause in the constitution seriously. VERY seriously. And they don't like being thought of as the 'New Niggers,' which is just what the GOP Cocksuckers want to turn them into. Plus, why SHOULDN'T they be allowed to build their cultural center a couple of blocks away? None of THEM are al-Qaeda. None of THEM were responsible for knocking down the Twin Towers. All they want to do is build a cultural center inside an old coat factory. What's wrong with that?
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Kook Doing Research - #434
#434 BRYAN FISCHER
DIRECTOR OF ISSUES ANALYSIS FOR THE AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION
If you want a classic example that most of the GOP Cocksuckers are out-and-out racists--especially the Teabaggers--you don't have to look much farther than ol' Fischer.
Fischer's latest is when he wrote on his blog ' Focal Point' that we should not approve any mosques in the United States because "every single mosque is a potential terror training center or recruitment center for jihad." Fisher also claimed that the Governor of New York, David Paterson, supports the imposition of sharia law because he "offered to help the Cordoba House developers get state land for their Muslim community center if they agreed to relocate from the controversial planned site a few blocks from Ground Zero."
The AFA is practically jumping through hoops distancing itself from Fischer, saying he made the remarks on his blog, and they are not AFA policy.
But this is not Fischer's first time at this rodeo. AFA didn't say boo when he bellowed in 2009 in response to army Captain Nidal Malik Hasan's shooting up of Fort Hood that Muslims should be banned from the armed forces and that Muslim immigrants should be repatriated to Muslim countries.
AFA also didn't say anything when Fischer said Hitler used homosexuals to do the dirty work of the Third Reich because homosexuals had no limits as to how nasty they would get. (Which is kinda weird when you point out that homosexuals were in prison camps along with Jews, gypsies and Social Democrats.)
Or when he claimed it was ethnic favoritism that Indians won a lot of spelling bees.
Or that Tikilum, the killer whale that killed a trainer at SeaWorld in Orlando, Fla., wouldn't have done it had we followed Biblical principles and put the animal down.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
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DIRECTOR OF ISSUES ANALYSIS FOR THE AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION
If you want a classic example that most of the GOP Cocksuckers are out-and-out racists--especially the Teabaggers--you don't have to look much farther than ol' Fischer.
Fischer's latest is when he wrote on his blog ' Focal Point' that we should not approve any mosques in the United States because "every single mosque is a potential terror training center or recruitment center for jihad." Fisher also claimed that the Governor of New York, David Paterson, supports the imposition of sharia law because he "offered to help the Cordoba House developers get state land for their Muslim community center if they agreed to relocate from the controversial planned site a few blocks from Ground Zero."
The AFA is practically jumping through hoops distancing itself from Fischer, saying he made the remarks on his blog, and they are not AFA policy.
But this is not Fischer's first time at this rodeo. AFA didn't say boo when he bellowed in 2009 in response to army Captain Nidal Malik Hasan's shooting up of Fort Hood that Muslims should be banned from the armed forces and that Muslim immigrants should be repatriated to Muslim countries.
AFA also didn't say anything when Fischer said Hitler used homosexuals to do the dirty work of the Third Reich because homosexuals had no limits as to how nasty they would get. (Which is kinda weird when you point out that homosexuals were in prison camps along with Jews, gypsies and Social Democrats.)
Or when he claimed it was ethnic favoritism that Indians won a lot of spelling bees.
Or that Tikilum, the killer whale that killed a trainer at SeaWorld in Orlando, Fla., wouldn't have done it had we followed Biblical principles and put the animal down.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Monday, August 16, 2010
Pay the $20K, Orly. Now.
Birther Queen Orly Gabor got told by a second Supreme Court justice to stop wriggling and pay the $20,000 sanction that was laid on her in October 2009 by a Georgia judge sick of her frivolous filings in his court.
While lawyering for Army Captain Connie Rhodes, who refused to deploy to Iraq on the grounds that President Obama was not an American citizen, Gabor kept making the SAME argument that had previously lost. Pissed off at her misuse of the courts, the judge sanctioned her. A furious Gabor has been fighting the fine for 10 months now.
First she tried to get Justice Clarence Thomas to overturn the sanction, but Thomas refused to even hear it. Then she tried Justice Samuel Alito. Gabor believes she can try each one of the justices before giving up. Two down, seven to go!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
While lawyering for Army Captain Connie Rhodes, who refused to deploy to Iraq on the grounds that President Obama was not an American citizen, Gabor kept making the SAME argument that had previously lost. Pissed off at her misuse of the courts, the judge sanctioned her. A furious Gabor has been fighting the fine for 10 months now.
First she tried to get Justice Clarence Thomas to overturn the sanction, but Thomas refused to even hear it. Then she tried Justice Samuel Alito. Gabor believes she can try each one of the justices before giving up. Two down, seven to go!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Friday, August 13, 2010
Sharron Angle Again
Okay, for the last time. Here's what I want for Social Security. It's really simple. I want to take the current socialistic system we have now and I want everyone to be able to invest it in the stock market, just like Chile does. That's not so hard to understand, now, is it?
[The associated press reports Chile is moving more towards a governmental system rather than the private one former Fascist President Augusto Pinochet set up in 1981 because of extreme volatility and because the Pinochet System Angle champions does not cover low-income old people.]
With thanks to the AP
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[The associated press reports Chile is moving more towards a governmental system rather than the private one former Fascist President Augusto Pinochet set up in 1981 because of extreme volatility and because the Pinochet System Angle champions does not cover low-income old people.]
With thanks to the AP
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Anderson Cooper Vs. Gomer
After clobbering the 'terror babies' rumor on camera yesterday, Anderson Cooper gets a sweet, sweet bonus that only illustrates the one thing politicians cannot cope with is derisive laughter.
GOP Cocksucker #396 (REP LOUIE GOHMERT) of the Texas 1st and the primary proponent of the Terror Babies claim, came on Cooper's show, screaming with rage that Cooper and Jon Stewart of the Daily Show put his rant on the House floor on camera, thereby introducing millions of us to his craziness.
Gomer was further enraged at Cooper's persistent demands for evidence of the Terror Babies story, on which Gomer admitted to having none. He also said he's promised to keep the FBI agent's identity, who supposedly told him of this plot, a secret. Cooper dryly replied, "Well, that's convenient."
Still screaming with fury, Gomer then tried to get Cooper interested in another subject entirely, namely 'birth tourism.' Gomer tried to get Cooper to come along with him and make the leap that just because one occurs, then the other one must occur also, despite the lack of evidence. In other words, rather than admit he's a fool, Gomer switched to one of the most common tactics of the GOP Cocksuckers, namely, "Do My Work For Me."
With thanks to CNN
S. Olson
GOP Cocksucker #396 (REP LOUIE GOHMERT) of the Texas 1st and the primary proponent of the Terror Babies claim, came on Cooper's show, screaming with rage that Cooper and Jon Stewart of the Daily Show put his rant on the House floor on camera, thereby introducing millions of us to his craziness.
Gomer was further enraged at Cooper's persistent demands for evidence of the Terror Babies story, on which Gomer admitted to having none. He also said he's promised to keep the FBI agent's identity, who supposedly told him of this plot, a secret. Cooper dryly replied, "Well, that's convenient."
Still screaming with fury, Gomer then tried to get Cooper interested in another subject entirely, namely 'birth tourism.' Gomer tried to get Cooper to come along with him and make the leap that just because one occurs, then the other one must occur also, despite the lack of evidence. In other words, rather than admit he's a fool, Gomer switched to one of the most common tactics of the GOP Cocksuckers, namely, "Do My Work For Me."
With thanks to CNN
S. Olson
The Crazy Old Lady of the Congress - #432
#432 REP. DARRELL ISSA
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE CALIFORNIA 49TH
GOP cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) called Issa the "sheriff of the congress" for his constant calls for investigations of the Obama administration. It would have been more fitting had #467 called him 'the crazy old lady of the congress who calls the police switchboard every night to bitch about the guy who lives across the street and works the night shift.'
Issa is infamous for demanding investigations into the Obama administration. He calls for them constantly instead of getting things done. Just this year alone, the Crazy Old Lady has called for:
- An investigation into the Coast Guard's handling of BP's efforts to plug its leaking oil well (July 29.)
- An investigation into the Sestak Affair in Pennsylvania (March 24.)
- An investigation into the death threats and violence that resulted after health care legislation was passed (March 26.)
- Anothe call for an investigation into the Sestak Affair (May 19.)
- An investigation into CIA lying to Congress (May 21)
In his first 18 months in office, the Crazy Old Lady screamed for investigations of Toyota, the Enviromental Protection Agency and ACORN. If you type 'Issa's calls for investigations' into Google, you get over 203,000 hits. Should the Republicans ever get control of Congress, Issa has said he would start issuing subpeonas on the Obama adminstration immediately instead of working to fix the mess his party put us in.
The Crazy Old Lady got hit right in the mouth on camera in 2009 by Chris Matthews of Hardball and David Shuster of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Shuster nailed him first, when Issa tried to claim that in the economic stimulus package the Democrats wanted a train from L.A. to Las Vegas. Shuster pointed out that there was no such thing in the bill, which later became law.
Three days later, it was Tweety's turn, when he was confronted by the Crazy Old Lady's penchant for slavishly following GOP Cocksucker #70s (THE FAT JUNKIE) use of 'Democrat' Party, which HE got from GOP Cocksucker #559 (FRANK LUNTZ). 'Democrat Party' is not just ignorance of the difference between a noun and an adjective, it's something of a taunt. (When they get called on it, they start saying 'Democratic' Party immediately.) Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR7MphuhEwc
(By the way, Rep. Barney Frank's chracterization of Republicans as "born-again Deficit Haters" is priceless.)
With thanks to Media Matters and TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE CALIFORNIA 49TH
GOP cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) called Issa the "sheriff of the congress" for his constant calls for investigations of the Obama administration. It would have been more fitting had #467 called him 'the crazy old lady of the congress who calls the police switchboard every night to bitch about the guy who lives across the street and works the night shift.'
Issa is infamous for demanding investigations into the Obama administration. He calls for them constantly instead of getting things done. Just this year alone, the Crazy Old Lady has called for:
- An investigation into the Coast Guard's handling of BP's efforts to plug its leaking oil well (July 29.)
- An investigation into the Sestak Affair in Pennsylvania (March 24.)
- An investigation into the death threats and violence that resulted after health care legislation was passed (March 26.)
- Anothe call for an investigation into the Sestak Affair (May 19.)
- An investigation into CIA lying to Congress (May 21)
In his first 18 months in office, the Crazy Old Lady screamed for investigations of Toyota, the Enviromental Protection Agency and ACORN. If you type 'Issa's calls for investigations' into Google, you get over 203,000 hits. Should the Republicans ever get control of Congress, Issa has said he would start issuing subpeonas on the Obama adminstration immediately instead of working to fix the mess his party put us in.
The Crazy Old Lady got hit right in the mouth on camera in 2009 by Chris Matthews of Hardball and David Shuster of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Shuster nailed him first, when Issa tried to claim that in the economic stimulus package the Democrats wanted a train from L.A. to Las Vegas. Shuster pointed out that there was no such thing in the bill, which later became law.
Three days later, it was Tweety's turn, when he was confronted by the Crazy Old Lady's penchant for slavishly following GOP Cocksucker #70s (THE FAT JUNKIE) use of 'Democrat' Party, which HE got from GOP Cocksucker #559 (FRANK LUNTZ). 'Democrat Party' is not just ignorance of the difference between a noun and an adjective, it's something of a taunt. (When they get called on it, they start saying 'Democratic' Party immediately.) Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR7MphuhEwc
(By the way, Rep. Barney Frank's chracterization of Republicans as "born-again Deficit Haters" is priceless.)
With thanks to Media Matters and TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Money Buys Everything?
Money is a formidable weapon in politics but if you're party is tagged as incompetent, well, spend as much as you like. It's not going to help.
Take GOP Cocksucker #560 (MEG WHITMAN) the former CEO and creator of Ebay, Whitman bought the GOP nomination with tens of millions of her own money - $90 million to be exact. Not only did she buy the GOP primary but she led her Democratic opponent, Jerry Brown, by seven percentage points last month.
But then something funny happened. While GOP Cocksuckers may worship money, the average voter doesn't. A month later, Brown now leads Whitman by one point and the gap is growing as the election gets nearer.
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Take GOP Cocksucker #560 (MEG WHITMAN) the former CEO and creator of Ebay, Whitman bought the GOP nomination with tens of millions of her own money - $90 million to be exact. Not only did she buy the GOP primary but she led her Democratic opponent, Jerry Brown, by seven percentage points last month.
But then something funny happened. While GOP Cocksuckers may worship money, the average voter doesn't. A month later, Brown now leads Whitman by one point and the gap is growing as the election gets nearer.
S. Olson
Anderson Cooper Kills the Terror Babies Rumor LOL
Anderson Cooper croaked the rumor going around that countries hostile to America are coming here, having kids born on American soil, then whisking them away to madrassas where they learn to hate America in preparation for bringing them back to commit acts of terrorism against this country.
They will supposedly be able to get easily get back in this country because they are American citizens.
GOP Cocksucker #396 (REP. LOUIE GOHMERT) of the Texas 1st, is a big proponent of this notion. He claimed it was true on the floor of the House of Representatives and then when reporters braced him about it, said it was true AGAIN. This time he was joined in his Crazy by State Rep. Debbie Riddle of Texas who said she had former FBI officials contacting her office claiming that the 'Terror Babies' exist,
So Cooper brought on an ACTUAL former FBI official, Thomas Fuentes, a former FBI Assistant Director who had run several FBI offices around the world. Fuentes promptly said he'd never heard of 'terror babies' and thought the entire idea was very suspicious on the 'ridiculous' scale.
With thanks to CNN
S. Olson
They will supposedly be able to get easily get back in this country because they are American citizens.
GOP Cocksucker #396 (REP. LOUIE GOHMERT) of the Texas 1st, is a big proponent of this notion. He claimed it was true on the floor of the House of Representatives and then when reporters braced him about it, said it was true AGAIN. This time he was joined in his Crazy by State Rep. Debbie Riddle of Texas who said she had former FBI officials contacting her office claiming that the 'Terror Babies' exist,
So Cooper brought on an ACTUAL former FBI official, Thomas Fuentes, a former FBI Assistant Director who had run several FBI offices around the world. Fuentes promptly said he'd never heard of 'terror babies' and thought the entire idea was very suspicious on the 'ridiculous' scale.
With thanks to CNN
S. Olson
Hi! Sharron Angle Here Again. Okay I Didn't MEAN What I Said About Social Security...
Now I want to SAVE it!
This is after she claimed it was broken and wanted to privatize social security so you could invest your retirement in the stock market....like today.
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This is after she claimed it was broken and wanted to privatize social security so you could invest your retirement in the stock market....like today.
S. Olson
Deadeye Dale #431
#431 DALE PETERSON
FAILED CANDIDATE FOR ALABAMA AGRICULTURE COMMISSIONER
Dale Peterson, Southern cracker or pugnacious lunatic?
That's the question in the Heart of Traitors....I mean, the Heart of Dixie.
Peterson was only getting 5% in the polls for Agricultural Commissioner. Then he made a tough-talking ad that enabled him to finish third in the race, behind Dorman Grace and John McMillan.
Ever since losing by eight percentage points to Grace and 11 points to McMillan, Peterson has not only endorsed McMillan but threatened to shoot anyone who steals McMillan's yard signs. You can see his badass self in the ad, 'Get Away From That!' in which he calls Grace a "dummy." Peterson is reportedly on his second actor who approaches one of McMillan's yard signs as he forgot he was making an ad and shot the first one.
No word from the McMillan camp if they approve of Deadeye Dale's endorsement.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and NYmag.com
S. Olson
FAILED CANDIDATE FOR ALABAMA AGRICULTURE COMMISSIONER
Dale Peterson, Southern cracker or pugnacious lunatic?
That's the question in the Heart of Traitors....I mean, the Heart of Dixie.
Peterson was only getting 5% in the polls for Agricultural Commissioner. Then he made a tough-talking ad that enabled him to finish third in the race, behind Dorman Grace and John McMillan.
Ever since losing by eight percentage points to Grace and 11 points to McMillan, Peterson has not only endorsed McMillan but threatened to shoot anyone who steals McMillan's yard signs. You can see his badass self in the ad, 'Get Away From That!' in which he calls Grace a "dummy." Peterson is reportedly on his second actor who approaches one of McMillan's yard signs as he forgot he was making an ad and shot the first one.
No word from the McMillan camp if they approve of Deadeye Dale's endorsement.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and NYmag.com
S. Olson
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Hi, I'm Sharron Angle. If you See A Law You Don't Like, Don't be a Pussy and Sue Congress. Shoot the Cops!
Yes, that's GOP Cocksucker #452's (SHARRON ANGLE) suggested prescription for dealing with laws you don't like. Just declare them unconstitutional and shoot anyone passing or enforcing them. Or course, she didn't say that baldly. She gussied it up with talk of people using their "second Amendment remedies" to mow down legislators.
To a horrified Bill Ames, a lifetime NRA member, Republican and president of the Peace Officers Research Association of Nevada, that sounds like she's endorsing armed rebellion.
Angle is the candidate wingnuts turned to when GOP Cocksucker #381 (SUE LOWDEN) destroyed her political career with the 'chickens-for-checkups' line that she refused to apologize for.
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To a horrified Bill Ames, a lifetime NRA member, Republican and president of the Peace Officers Research Association of Nevada, that sounds like she's endorsing armed rebellion.
Angle is the candidate wingnuts turned to when GOP Cocksucker #381 (SUE LOWDEN) destroyed her political career with the 'chickens-for-checkups' line that she refused to apologize for.
S. Olson
Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet. I'm Taking the Money
Remember when GOP Governors screamed that the congress may pass it, but they weren't going to take any of that evil stimulus money. No sir. Not one red cent.
But looky what happened:
- Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue took the money.
- Tennessee Governor Phil Bredesen took the money.
- South Carolina Governor and GOP Cocksucker #308 (GOV. MARK SANFORD) took the money.
What do these three all have in common? They aren't running for re-election.
When people from states like Georgia or Tennessee or South Carolina whine that we aren't doing anything for them, I wish there was a way we could simply say, "Hey, we tried but your governor refused the money designed to help you. Sorry. Maybe we could get you some kind of deal on food stamps."
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But looky what happened:
- Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue took the money.
- Tennessee Governor Phil Bredesen took the money.
- South Carolina Governor and GOP Cocksucker #308 (GOV. MARK SANFORD) took the money.
What do these three all have in common? They aren't running for re-election.
When people from states like Georgia or Tennessee or South Carolina whine that we aren't doing anything for them, I wish there was a way we could simply say, "Hey, we tried but your governor refused the money designed to help you. Sorry. Maybe we could get you some kind of deal on food stamps."
S. Olson
The 'Michael Scott' of Politics - #430
#430 CHARLIE BAKER
GOP COCKSUCKER GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE FOR MASSACHUSETTS
GOP Cocksuckers have this reputation for being fiscally prudent.
At least they had it before they took on their new mantle; the one of being fiscally INcompetent. I mean, GOP Cocksucker # 412 (GOVERNOR QUITTER) blew $150 grand on clothes when she was the '08 nominee for vice-president under the Old Geezer. Then she spent almost $188 grand of the State of Alaska's money investigating HERSELF in the Troopergate fiasco just to make sure the Old Geezer had no problems with her as the veep candidate.
So it really shouldn't come as a surprise that Baker, whom TPM Muckraker calls the Michael Scott of politics after the hopeless character in the sitcom 'The Office,' is trying to make up for his 10-point lag in the polls by outspending incumbent Massachusetts Governort Deval Patrick by a 2-to-1 margin.
And get a load of what Baker has spent it on so far. Since last August, Baker has wasted:
-$1,000 for a mechanical bull rental
-$4,000 on balloons and confetti
-$1,500 for an American Gladiator-style jousting arena
-$196,000 on catering and room rentals for parties
- Almost $7,000 on lunches
-$6,000 on a holiday party
-$1,500 to have the New Black Eagle Jazz Band play at a fundraiser.
All that was reported between August 2009 and May 2010. Nine months. He's blown over $210k in nine months. And what was the 'defense' one of Baker's aides used? "The mechanical bull was a riot."
I'd expect that from the Drunken Frat Boy.
Well, at least it didn't go toward keeping him out of jail. Not yet, anyway.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE FOR MASSACHUSETTS
GOP Cocksuckers have this reputation for being fiscally prudent.
At least they had it before they took on their new mantle; the one of being fiscally INcompetent. I mean, GOP Cocksucker # 412 (GOVERNOR QUITTER) blew $150 grand on clothes when she was the '08 nominee for vice-president under the Old Geezer. Then she spent almost $188 grand of the State of Alaska's money investigating HERSELF in the Troopergate fiasco just to make sure the Old Geezer had no problems with her as the veep candidate.
So it really shouldn't come as a surprise that Baker, whom TPM Muckraker calls the Michael Scott of politics after the hopeless character in the sitcom 'The Office,' is trying to make up for his 10-point lag in the polls by outspending incumbent Massachusetts Governort Deval Patrick by a 2-to-1 margin.
And get a load of what Baker has spent it on so far. Since last August, Baker has wasted:
-$1,000 for a mechanical bull rental
-$4,000 on balloons and confetti
-$1,500 for an American Gladiator-style jousting arena
-$196,000 on catering and room rentals for parties
- Almost $7,000 on lunches
-$6,000 on a holiday party
-$1,500 to have the New Black Eagle Jazz Band play at a fundraiser.
All that was reported between August 2009 and May 2010. Nine months. He's blown over $210k in nine months. And what was the 'defense' one of Baker's aides used? "The mechanical bull was a riot."
I'd expect that from the Drunken Frat Boy.
Well, at least it didn't go toward keeping him out of jail. Not yet, anyway.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Tubes *Would* Die And Not Let Us Just Make Fun Of Him For The Rest of His Life
GOP Cocksucker #97 (TED 'TUBES' STEVENS) had his second airplane mishap today. The last one back in 1978 just killed his first wife. This time the plane Tubes was on slammed right into a mountain, doing the job right and killing him dead, dead, dead; thereby finishing the job the voters of Alaska started almost two years ago when they threw his bitter, crooked old ass into the snow.
Tubes got his nickname when he tried to explain how the internet works to computer experts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs&feature=related
In case anyone thinks this is really mean of me, I have three words for you. Ready? Senator...Paul...Wellstone. Remember him? *I* do. Wellstone and his entire family were killed in an airplane crash back in 2002 in northern Minnesota. It affected me personally because I was one of the thousands of people who had MET Wellstone just as he was getting heavy into politics in the early 80s. I still remember him dashing up to the podium at a DFL rally in Willmar, Minn., giving a passionate speech in support of DFL candidate Jim Nichols that had the crowd on their feet wondering 'Wow. Where the hell did THIS guy come from!?' and then leaving.
What was the GOP Cocksucker reaction to Wellstone's death? To claim that the Wellstone funeral was politicized and had been turned into a foot-stomping rally for the Democrats, when it hadn't. Senator Al Franken, who was at the funeral, traced the rumor back to GOP Cocksucker #548 (TUCKER CARLSON) the bow-tie wearing clown that Jon Stewart of the Daily Show humiliated TO CARLSON'S FACE while on the now-defunct 'Crossfire' program. The GOP Cocksuckers tried the tactic again when Sen. Ted Kennedy died. This time it was GOP Cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) on his radio show, August 26, 2009, who did it. #467 said that the Democrats were using Kennedy's death to pass health care reform. They tried the same tactic AGAIN when Coretta Scott King, the wife of Martin Luther King, Jr., died.
So anyone who says I'm being mean to the memory of Tubes can just bite me. The GOP has a long tradition of politicizing funerals and now it's THEIR turn to be on the receiving end of the whip. Don't expect nobilty from us that you don't possess yourselves. Remember when Dear Dead Ron finally used his last bottle of hair dye? You fucks didn't invite a SINGLE Democrat to his funeral. Not one. Okay, time for you to get what you've been dishing out. Don't like it? Yeah, we didn't care for it much, either, when YOU did it.
Burn in hell, Tubes!
With thanks to Media Matters.
S. Olson
Tubes got his nickname when he tried to explain how the internet works to computer experts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs&feature=related
In case anyone thinks this is really mean of me, I have three words for you. Ready? Senator...Paul...Wellstone. Remember him? *I* do. Wellstone and his entire family were killed in an airplane crash back in 2002 in northern Minnesota. It affected me personally because I was one of the thousands of people who had MET Wellstone just as he was getting heavy into politics in the early 80s. I still remember him dashing up to the podium at a DFL rally in Willmar, Minn., giving a passionate speech in support of DFL candidate Jim Nichols that had the crowd on their feet wondering 'Wow. Where the hell did THIS guy come from!?' and then leaving.
What was the GOP Cocksucker reaction to Wellstone's death? To claim that the Wellstone funeral was politicized and had been turned into a foot-stomping rally for the Democrats, when it hadn't. Senator Al Franken, who was at the funeral, traced the rumor back to GOP Cocksucker #548 (TUCKER CARLSON) the bow-tie wearing clown that Jon Stewart of the Daily Show humiliated TO CARLSON'S FACE while on the now-defunct 'Crossfire' program. The GOP Cocksuckers tried the tactic again when Sen. Ted Kennedy died. This time it was GOP Cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) on his radio show, August 26, 2009, who did it. #467 said that the Democrats were using Kennedy's death to pass health care reform. They tried the same tactic AGAIN when Coretta Scott King, the wife of Martin Luther King, Jr., died.
So anyone who says I'm being mean to the memory of Tubes can just bite me. The GOP has a long tradition of politicizing funerals and now it's THEIR turn to be on the receiving end of the whip. Don't expect nobilty from us that you don't possess yourselves. Remember when Dear Dead Ron finally used his last bottle of hair dye? You fucks didn't invite a SINGLE Democrat to his funeral. Not one. Okay, time for you to get what you've been dishing out. Don't like it? Yeah, we didn't care for it much, either, when YOU did it.
Burn in hell, Tubes!
With thanks to Media Matters.
S. Olson
Monday, August 9, 2010
Supreme Obsession - #428
#428 CURT LEVEY
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE COMMITTEE FOR JUSTICE AND RABID FOE OF PRESIDENT
OBAMAS SUPREME COURT APPOINTMENTS
I don't suppose anyone remembers this dude, but they should. Levey was one of the fiercest critics against Justice Sotomayor and then Justice Kagan. He knew he couldn't stop either of them from getting to the Supreme Court, but Levey said just the fierce--and as it turned out--futile resistance to Sotomayor will force President Obama to select a moderate. (Never mind the fact that Sotomayor is a moderate democrat.)
Levey didn't have any problem with the Drunken Frat boy naming his cleaning lady (GOP Cocksucker #310 HARRIET MYERS) to a seat on the Court but the spectacle of a democratic president getting not one but TWO Supreme Court appointments had him in a lather.
Now Levey is zero for two when it comes to stopping the President's nominees. And the President will have a THIRD one next year. LOL
S. Olson
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE COMMITTEE FOR JUSTICE AND RABID FOE OF PRESIDENT
OBAMAS SUPREME COURT APPOINTMENTS
I don't suppose anyone remembers this dude, but they should. Levey was one of the fiercest critics against Justice Sotomayor and then Justice Kagan. He knew he couldn't stop either of them from getting to the Supreme Court, but Levey said just the fierce--and as it turned out--futile resistance to Sotomayor will force President Obama to select a moderate. (Never mind the fact that Sotomayor is a moderate democrat.)
Levey didn't have any problem with the Drunken Frat boy naming his cleaning lady (GOP Cocksucker #310 HARRIET MYERS) to a seat on the Court but the spectacle of a democratic president getting not one but TWO Supreme Court appointments had him in a lather.
Now Levey is zero for two when it comes to stopping the President's nominees. And the President will have a THIRD one next year. LOL
S. Olson
What Am I Up To? None of Your Beeswax - #427
#427 STEPHEN DEMAURA
HEAD OF THE AMERICANS FOR JOB SECURITY AND FORMER EXEXCUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW HAMPSHIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY
A common trait that ALL GOP Cocksuckers have is their hatred for anyone who tells the people what they are doing. This is the main reason why they hate the media so much; it has this habit of telling people what GOP Cocksuckers are up to.
Take GOP Cocksucker #452 (SHARRON ANGLE) the wingnut GOP Senatorial candidate for the state of Nevada. She won't even SIT DOWN with reporters and let them interview her because she's terrified of their questions. Now, what should have been a slam-dunk of a chance to unseat Sen. Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader has now slipped through the GOP's fingers.
Or how about GOP Cocksucker #439 (RAND PAUL) the GOP candidate for Senator in
Kentucky to replace the near-senile Sen. Jim Bunning? Paul was revealed as a rackpot
when he appeared on The Rachel Maddow Show and got eviserated by an amused Maddow. While Paul's opponent is behind by six points, (this IS Kentucky, after all) he has
been flaying Paul daily that the GOP has picked a nut for its candidate.
So back to DeMaurer. Five days before the democratic primary in Arkansas, DeMaurer's
AJS pops up with an ad in the primary fight between Sen. Blanche Lincoln and Lt. Gov. Bill Halter. The ad, which even Sen. Lincoln finds despicable, features a bunch of actors as Indians, 'thanking' Halter for shipping jobs overseas. The interesting part is that DeMaurer won't say who is bankrolling the ad claiming that if he does, people won't judge it on the facts. AJS has a long history of refusing to tell people who is bankrolling it, dating all the way back to the dawn of the 21st Century. The organization has also intefered in primary elections in Texas, Minnesota, Pennsylvania and North Carolina.
With regards to Media Matters, TPM Muckraker and Sourcewatch
S. Olson
HEAD OF THE AMERICANS FOR JOB SECURITY AND FORMER EXEXCUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW HAMPSHIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY
A common trait that ALL GOP Cocksuckers have is their hatred for anyone who tells the people what they are doing. This is the main reason why they hate the media so much; it has this habit of telling people what GOP Cocksuckers are up to.
Take GOP Cocksucker #452 (SHARRON ANGLE) the wingnut GOP Senatorial candidate for the state of Nevada. She won't even SIT DOWN with reporters and let them interview her because she's terrified of their questions. Now, what should have been a slam-dunk of a chance to unseat Sen. Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader has now slipped through the GOP's fingers.
Or how about GOP Cocksucker #439 (RAND PAUL) the GOP candidate for Senator in
Kentucky to replace the near-senile Sen. Jim Bunning? Paul was revealed as a rackpot
when he appeared on The Rachel Maddow Show and got eviserated by an amused Maddow. While Paul's opponent is behind by six points, (this IS Kentucky, after all) he has
been flaying Paul daily that the GOP has picked a nut for its candidate.
So back to DeMaurer. Five days before the democratic primary in Arkansas, DeMaurer's
AJS pops up with an ad in the primary fight between Sen. Blanche Lincoln and Lt. Gov. Bill Halter. The ad, which even Sen. Lincoln finds despicable, features a bunch of actors as Indians, 'thanking' Halter for shipping jobs overseas. The interesting part is that DeMaurer won't say who is bankrolling the ad claiming that if he does, people won't judge it on the facts. AJS has a long history of refusing to tell people who is bankrolling it, dating all the way back to the dawn of the 21st Century. The organization has also intefered in primary elections in Texas, Minnesota, Pennsylvania and North Carolina.
With regards to Media Matters, TPM Muckraker and Sourcewatch
S. Olson
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Running Away - #426
#426 REP. PETE HOEKSTRA
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE MICHIGAN 2ND
The nice thing about the Hoekstra affair is that after January 2011 we won't have to hear anything from his whiny ass anymore.
The catalyst? The selection of the next GOP candidate for Governor of Michigan. The current governor, Jennifer Granholm, is term-limited as per 2010, which means she can't run again for the seat. Hoekstra wanted it, and entered the GOP primary to get it. He was expected to get 30% of the primary electorate. The result? He got his ass kicked and kicked royally by businessman Rick Snyder, a guy who was making his first foray into national politics. Snyder not only beat a flabbergasted Hoekstra but he beat him by 11 percentage points. Hoekstra kept his cool in conceding to Snyder but the next month, he announced he was quitting congress after serving in the institution for 14 years.
Hoekstra is in the most Republican of Michigan congressional districts but still, had been an embarrassment to people of the Michigan 2nd for more than a decade with stunts such as:
- Announcing in 2006 that we had found 500 chemical weapons in Iraq. (We hadn't. What we had found was some leftover junk already destroyed from the First Gulf War that weapons inspector David Kay compared to Clorox when it came to lethality.)
- The same year Hoekstra created a detailed website that could be used by people in the creation of a nuclear weapon.
- The next year he claimed that Iran was enriching uranium to weapons grade quality in the town of Natanz. This was later found to be wildly incorrect. In order to be weapons grade, uranium has to be enriched to a level of 90%. Iran was enriching it to 3.5%, about 86.5% too low.
- That same year, Hoekstra wrote a letter to GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTO GONZALEZ)
while he was Attorney General saying that giving legitimacy to the Islamic Society of North America was a grave mistake. He was joined in the letter by GOP Cocksucker #361 (REP. SUE MYRICK), the North Carolinian legislator who wrote the forward to Muslim Mafia, a muslim-baiting book that came out two years later in 2009.
With thanks to Media Matters, TPM Muckraker, the IAEA and RealClearPolitics.
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE MICHIGAN 2ND
The nice thing about the Hoekstra affair is that after January 2011 we won't have to hear anything from his whiny ass anymore.
The catalyst? The selection of the next GOP candidate for Governor of Michigan. The current governor, Jennifer Granholm, is term-limited as per 2010, which means she can't run again for the seat. Hoekstra wanted it, and entered the GOP primary to get it. He was expected to get 30% of the primary electorate. The result? He got his ass kicked and kicked royally by businessman Rick Snyder, a guy who was making his first foray into national politics. Snyder not only beat a flabbergasted Hoekstra but he beat him by 11 percentage points. Hoekstra kept his cool in conceding to Snyder but the next month, he announced he was quitting congress after serving in the institution for 14 years.
Hoekstra is in the most Republican of Michigan congressional districts but still, had been an embarrassment to people of the Michigan 2nd for more than a decade with stunts such as:
- Announcing in 2006 that we had found 500 chemical weapons in Iraq. (We hadn't. What we had found was some leftover junk already destroyed from the First Gulf War that weapons inspector David Kay compared to Clorox when it came to lethality.)
- The same year Hoekstra created a detailed website that could be used by people in the creation of a nuclear weapon.
- The next year he claimed that Iran was enriching uranium to weapons grade quality in the town of Natanz. This was later found to be wildly incorrect. In order to be weapons grade, uranium has to be enriched to a level of 90%. Iran was enriching it to 3.5%, about 86.5% too low.
- That same year, Hoekstra wrote a letter to GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTO GONZALEZ)
while he was Attorney General saying that giving legitimacy to the Islamic Society of North America was a grave mistake. He was joined in the letter by GOP Cocksucker #361 (REP. SUE MYRICK), the North Carolinian legislator who wrote the forward to Muslim Mafia, a muslim-baiting book that came out two years later in 2009.
With thanks to Media Matters, TPM Muckraker, the IAEA and RealClearPolitics.
S. Olson
Friday, August 6, 2010
Episode XIX of 'Whine Some More!'
Those crybabies are up to 78 whines by my count, now that Elena Kagan has been confirmed to the Supreme Court, lets see what else those pussies are crying about.
79. WE SUPPORT FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
LOL! Until they don't.
Guess who's making a big fuss about Muslims wanting to build a mosque a couple of blocks away from Ground Zero? Those very same supporters of religious freedom.
They scream and cry that it's similar to those Carmelite nuns who were going to build a chapel outside Auschwitz but backed off when they offended people's sensibilities. Actually, here's what they DON'T tell you. The nuns' building was going to incorporate part of Auschwitz not be a couple of blocks away. And the nuns did not back off when people were offended but rather when the current pope, John Paul II, told them to.
80. There is no evidence Sheriff Joe Arpaio did any racial profiling. His office is transparent!
That would be according to his mouthpiece. Otherwise known as GOP Cocksucker #366, Sheriff Joe was sanctioned by a federal judge for destroying evidence in a racial profiling case.
81. That shit Bolton blocked Arizona's immigration law because she's a Clinton appointee!
LOL...Fox Not the News and the Moonie Times are screaming this one. They are probably still upset over The Blowjob. (Christ, it was 12 years ago, guys. You'd swear THEY were married to him.) What gets me is that it's important in THAT case to say who nominated Bolton but it's NOT important to say who nominated Judge Vaughan Walker, who struck down the gay marriage ban in California. in case you are wondering, Dear Dead Ron did it at the end of his second term and then George Bush the Smarter finished the job.
82. That black bitch acts just like Marie Antoinette!
They mean First Lady Michelle Obama. Know where this comes from? They scream that the Obamas' dog, Bo, took his own private plane to Spain to be with her on a vacation; something that Marie (Let them eat cake!) Antionette would have done while the hoi polloi starved.
Trouble is, it's not true. Bo flew with the Obama support staff, not on his own private plane as people like Andrea Tantaros, GOP Cocksucker #526 (MICHELE MALKIN) GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLEN BECK), GOP Cocksucker #541 (ERIK ERICKSON) or (conservative fish-wrapper) The American Thinker were screaming.
83. Those dirty labor unions! It's all their fault!
This is a faithful whine of the GOP cocksuckers. They HATE labor unions with a passion because they cater to American business and believe if those pesky unions weren't in the way, they could get labor really cheap. They call them 'thugs' or 'communists' or 'subversives' or 'illegal aliens' or 'freeloaders.'
When GOP cocksuckers are in power, they do their level best to destroy regulations designed to protect workers or just not enforce them. They do it all the time.
Trouble for them is that the unions that they damn have helped the economy quite a bit. And many of the labor customs that we take as a given, like annual vacations or sick days or weekends off or the six day workweek or the eight hour workday, or bans on child labor? That was all the work of unions.
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
79. WE SUPPORT FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
LOL! Until they don't.
Guess who's making a big fuss about Muslims wanting to build a mosque a couple of blocks away from Ground Zero? Those very same supporters of religious freedom.
They scream and cry that it's similar to those Carmelite nuns who were going to build a chapel outside Auschwitz but backed off when they offended people's sensibilities. Actually, here's what they DON'T tell you. The nuns' building was going to incorporate part of Auschwitz not be a couple of blocks away. And the nuns did not back off when people were offended but rather when the current pope, John Paul II, told them to.
80. There is no evidence Sheriff Joe Arpaio did any racial profiling. His office is transparent!
That would be according to his mouthpiece. Otherwise known as GOP Cocksucker #366, Sheriff Joe was sanctioned by a federal judge for destroying evidence in a racial profiling case.
81. That shit Bolton blocked Arizona's immigration law because she's a Clinton appointee!
LOL...Fox Not the News and the Moonie Times are screaming this one. They are probably still upset over The Blowjob. (Christ, it was 12 years ago, guys. You'd swear THEY were married to him.) What gets me is that it's important in THAT case to say who nominated Bolton but it's NOT important to say who nominated Judge Vaughan Walker, who struck down the gay marriage ban in California. in case you are wondering, Dear Dead Ron did it at the end of his second term and then George Bush the Smarter finished the job.
82. That black bitch acts just like Marie Antoinette!
They mean First Lady Michelle Obama. Know where this comes from? They scream that the Obamas' dog, Bo, took his own private plane to Spain to be with her on a vacation; something that Marie (Let them eat cake!) Antionette would have done while the hoi polloi starved.
Trouble is, it's not true. Bo flew with the Obama support staff, not on his own private plane as people like Andrea Tantaros, GOP Cocksucker #526 (MICHELE MALKIN) GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLEN BECK), GOP Cocksucker #541 (ERIK ERICKSON) or (conservative fish-wrapper) The American Thinker were screaming.
83. Those dirty labor unions! It's all their fault!
This is a faithful whine of the GOP cocksuckers. They HATE labor unions with a passion because they cater to American business and believe if those pesky unions weren't in the way, they could get labor really cheap. They call them 'thugs' or 'communists' or 'subversives' or 'illegal aliens' or 'freeloaders.'
When GOP cocksuckers are in power, they do their level best to destroy regulations designed to protect workers or just not enforce them. They do it all the time.
Trouble for them is that the unions that they damn have helped the economy quite a bit. And many of the labor customs that we take as a given, like annual vacations or sick days or weekends off or the six day workweek or the eight hour workday, or bans on child labor? That was all the work of unions.
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
Another Dumbass GOP Cocksucker: Exhibit K #425
#425 REP. MIKE ROGERS
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTING THE MICHIGAN 8TH
Rogers had a near-cow when the Wikileaks scandal erupted. That was when someone put
92,000 classified documents on a CD and sent it to Wikileaks, one of them a video of soldiers hunting and gunning down a group of Afghan men from helicopters, which also included two journalists working on a story. The documents also were concerned about the best way to lie to the media.
Suspicion fell on PFC Bradley Manning, who was angry over the Army's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy toward homosexuals. Manning supposedly did the deed in the open, under the cover of labeling the CD 'Lady Gaga' and pretending to hum along with one of her songs on the CD. Jon Stewart of The Daily Show then made the hilarious remark, "How do you pretend to hum along with a CD labeled 'Lady Gaga' and NOT run afoul of the Army's 'Dont Ask, Don't Tell' policy?"
Back to the point. Sensing an opening to pander, Rogers said that if the Wikileaks Affair was shown to have gotten American soldiers killed, then Manning should be tried for treason and face the death penalty. Rogers' said the same thing should have been done to Daniel Ellsberg over the Pentagon Papers.
When asked about the revealing of Valerie Plame's CIA identity by GOP Cocksucker #309(KARL ROVE,) now-dead conservative journalist Robert Novak and GOP Cocksucker #104 (I. SCOOTER LIBBY,) Rogers suddenly got very, very quiet.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Politco.com and Indecisionforever.com
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTING THE MICHIGAN 8TH
Rogers had a near-cow when the Wikileaks scandal erupted. That was when someone put
92,000 classified documents on a CD and sent it to Wikileaks, one of them a video of soldiers hunting and gunning down a group of Afghan men from helicopters, which also included two journalists working on a story. The documents also were concerned about the best way to lie to the media.
Suspicion fell on PFC Bradley Manning, who was angry over the Army's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy toward homosexuals. Manning supposedly did the deed in the open, under the cover of labeling the CD 'Lady Gaga' and pretending to hum along with one of her songs on the CD. Jon Stewart of The Daily Show then made the hilarious remark, "How do you pretend to hum along with a CD labeled 'Lady Gaga' and NOT run afoul of the Army's 'Dont Ask, Don't Tell' policy?"
Back to the point. Sensing an opening to pander, Rogers said that if the Wikileaks Affair was shown to have gotten American soldiers killed, then Manning should be tried for treason and face the death penalty. Rogers' said the same thing should have been done to Daniel Ellsberg over the Pentagon Papers.
When asked about the revealing of Valerie Plame's CIA identity by GOP Cocksucker #309(KARL ROVE,) now-dead conservative journalist Robert Novak and GOP Cocksucker #104 (I. SCOOTER LIBBY,) Rogers suddenly got very, very quiet.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Politco.com and Indecisionforever.com
S. Olson
Thursday, August 5, 2010
We Put a Second Justice On The Supreme Court
63-37
And there was nothing you could do about it. You're helpless! Helpless!
After we replace Ginsburg--probably next year--that will mean the youngest justices on the Court will be the dreaded LIB-RULS. After that, the last Reagan justices are next
LMAO!
S. Olson
And there was nothing you could do about it. You're helpless! Helpless!
After we replace Ginsburg--probably next year--that will mean the youngest justices on the Court will be the dreaded LIB-RULS. After that, the last Reagan justices are next
LMAO!
S. Olson
Watch 'Em Cave When You Confront 'Em
I can't figure out why the Democrats in Congress are being such weenies when it comes to confroning the GOP. When you confront these guys, they back down. Every time.
Take carnival owner Irvin Good of Pennsylvania. A registered republican, Good ran a Midway game called 'Alien Attack,' and posted a picture of the head alien as black with the belt buckle of the presidential seal and carrying a rolled-up scroll labeled 'health care bill.'
When a carnivalgoer, Kathryn Chapman, complained that it was wrong to send the message to little kids that shooting at the president was okay, Good blew her off, saying that she saw the figure as being President Obama because she WANTED to see it as President Obama. He didn't see it that way. Case closed.
It wasn't closed for Chapman, who took pictures of the target and sent them to the local paper, the Easton Express-Times, which ran them. The picture went on to get posted to the internet as well. Suddenly, Good was getting criticism from all sides, including some of his neighbors. Then the local chapter of the NAACP got involved with the chapter head saying she wasn't buying Good's 'explanation' for one second. When that happened, Good suddenly turned into one whipped little puppy who was not blowing people off anymore. In fact, he was apologizing. He took down 'Alien Attack.'
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Easton Express-times.
S. Olson
Take carnival owner Irvin Good of Pennsylvania. A registered republican, Good ran a Midway game called 'Alien Attack,' and posted a picture of the head alien as black with the belt buckle of the presidential seal and carrying a rolled-up scroll labeled 'health care bill.'
When a carnivalgoer, Kathryn Chapman, complained that it was wrong to send the message to little kids that shooting at the president was okay, Good blew her off, saying that she saw the figure as being President Obama because she WANTED to see it as President Obama. He didn't see it that way. Case closed.
It wasn't closed for Chapman, who took pictures of the target and sent them to the local paper, the Easton Express-Times, which ran them. The picture went on to get posted to the internet as well. Suddenly, Good was getting criticism from all sides, including some of his neighbors. Then the local chapter of the NAACP got involved with the chapter head saying she wasn't buying Good's 'explanation' for one second. When that happened, Good suddenly turned into one whipped little puppy who was not blowing people off anymore. In fact, he was apologizing. He took down 'Alien Attack.'
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Easton Express-times.
S. Olson
Another Dumbass GOP Cocksucker: Exhibit J - #424
#424 REP. ERIC CANTOR
VIRGINIA GOP COCKSUCKER SENATOR AND HOUSE MINORITY WHIP
If there is a list of incompetent and hopelessly out of it GOP Cocksuckers, Cantor has got to be in the Top Three.
Almost everytime he opens his mouth, Cantor has revealed himself to be a fool, which
unfortunately means he'll get sent back to Congress over and over and over by Southern dumbasses. I would say it's too bad but these Shitkickers DESERVE this guy.
If you type in 'Sen. Eric Cantor' and 'fool' into google, you get a huge number of examples of Cantor making decisions or saying stuff just to get his hillbilly constituents all hot and bothered. It's got to be either that or the man is a complete idiot. And no one likes to think that they voted for an idiot because he fooled them. Check out these examples of Cantorian assholery. I really can't make this up.
1. In a burst of chutzpah, Cantor holds a jobs fair for jobs that were created by the economic stimulus package. The same package he voted against.
2. After health care reform was passed in March, angry GOP Cocksuckers who couldn't accept that they'd lost started doing stuff like smashing the windows of a legislator's office or threatening people via phone or lashing propane gas lines of the relative of a legislator. The climax came when GOP Cocksucker #341 (MINORITY LEADER JOHN BONER...ER BOEHNER) told Rep. Steve Dreihaus of Ohio that if he voted for the bill he was a dead man. Coupled with the death threats he had gotten, an angry Dreihaus voted for the bill anyway, then called a press conference to tell #341that words like his stirred up the GOP Cocksuckers.
In responce, Cantor called his OWN press conference to tell people like Dreihaus to stop whining. Death threats just went with the territory. Why, just the other day someone shot through the window of his Richmond, VA. office. So Dreihaus should just man up. Police later determined that the gunshot was the result of someone shooting into the air and the bullet just fell on Cantor's windowsill. It didn't even penetrate the blinds.
3. On August 2, Cantor damns the democrats by saying they are going into 'hiding' for the month of August. Three days later, Rep. Bob Goodlatte of the Virginia 6th and Robert Hurt, running for the Virginia 5th congressional seat, ban the media from their meeting with the Teabaggers. But this is not 'hiding'?
With thanks to The Huffington Post, TPM Muckraker, Politco.com and ABC News.
S. Olson
VIRGINIA GOP COCKSUCKER SENATOR AND HOUSE MINORITY WHIP
If there is a list of incompetent and hopelessly out of it GOP Cocksuckers, Cantor has got to be in the Top Three.
Almost everytime he opens his mouth, Cantor has revealed himself to be a fool, which
unfortunately means he'll get sent back to Congress over and over and over by Southern dumbasses. I would say it's too bad but these Shitkickers DESERVE this guy.
If you type in 'Sen. Eric Cantor' and 'fool' into google, you get a huge number of examples of Cantor making decisions or saying stuff just to get his hillbilly constituents all hot and bothered. It's got to be either that or the man is a complete idiot. And no one likes to think that they voted for an idiot because he fooled them. Check out these examples of Cantorian assholery. I really can't make this up.
1. In a burst of chutzpah, Cantor holds a jobs fair for jobs that were created by the economic stimulus package. The same package he voted against.
2. After health care reform was passed in March, angry GOP Cocksuckers who couldn't accept that they'd lost started doing stuff like smashing the windows of a legislator's office or threatening people via phone or lashing propane gas lines of the relative of a legislator. The climax came when GOP Cocksucker #341 (MINORITY LEADER JOHN BONER...ER BOEHNER) told Rep. Steve Dreihaus of Ohio that if he voted for the bill he was a dead man. Coupled with the death threats he had gotten, an angry Dreihaus voted for the bill anyway, then called a press conference to tell #341that words like his stirred up the GOP Cocksuckers.
In responce, Cantor called his OWN press conference to tell people like Dreihaus to stop whining. Death threats just went with the territory. Why, just the other day someone shot through the window of his Richmond, VA. office. So Dreihaus should just man up. Police later determined that the gunshot was the result of someone shooting into the air and the bullet just fell on Cantor's windowsill. It didn't even penetrate the blinds.
3. On August 2, Cantor damns the democrats by saying they are going into 'hiding' for the month of August. Three days later, Rep. Bob Goodlatte of the Virginia 6th and Robert Hurt, running for the Virginia 5th congressional seat, ban the media from their meeting with the Teabaggers. But this is not 'hiding'?
With thanks to The Huffington Post, TPM Muckraker, Politco.com and ABC News.
S. Olson
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
So Keeping #308 Out of Jail Is Now Political?
SEN. JOHN ENSIGN probably wished he'd never fucked Cindy Hampton, his best friend's wife, because she is turning out to be one of the most expensive pieces of ass in the history of the state of Nevada. when you consider some of the She-Sharks that have gone through divorce court in Vegas, that's really saying something.
Not only has she cost Ensign any shot at the White House and his parents $96,000which they claim they gave the Hamptons as a 'gift.') but she has probably cost him his Senate seat as well when the Nevada primary rolls around. Two months ago, Ensign had raised fifty bucks from a New Jersey retiree who'd written two $25 checks. At the same time, his PAC brought in a grand total of zilch.
Ensign has registered his legal defense fund as a 527 political organization in an unprecedented move that makes those contributions tax-exempt.
Despite him not commenting on the affair, Ensign has discovered that no one wants to hear from him about anything else. When he opened his mouth earlier this year to criticize health care legislation that is now law, he was flabbergasted to hear that the next question coming at him was about the Hampton Affair. The more he tried to steer the subject back to health care, the more he was asked about Cindy Fucking Hampton. You could see the exasperation on Ensign's face as it dawned on him that no one was forgetting about this thing.
Ensign is now being investigated by the Senate Ethics Committee and more importantly, the Department of Justice, Both are interested in if, as a result of the affair, Ensign was trying to steer business to his friend and broke lobbying laws as well.
Remember, if you contribute money to a GOP cocksucker, it just goes toward keeping him out of jail.
S. Olson
Not only has she cost Ensign any shot at the White House and his parents $96,000which they claim they gave the Hamptons as a 'gift.') but she has probably cost him his Senate seat as well when the Nevada primary rolls around. Two months ago, Ensign had raised fifty bucks from a New Jersey retiree who'd written two $25 checks. At the same time, his PAC brought in a grand total of zilch.
Ensign has registered his legal defense fund as a 527 political organization in an unprecedented move that makes those contributions tax-exempt.
Despite him not commenting on the affair, Ensign has discovered that no one wants to hear from him about anything else. When he opened his mouth earlier this year to criticize health care legislation that is now law, he was flabbergasted to hear that the next question coming at him was about the Hampton Affair. The more he tried to steer the subject back to health care, the more he was asked about Cindy Fucking Hampton. You could see the exasperation on Ensign's face as it dawned on him that no one was forgetting about this thing.
Ensign is now being investigated by the Senate Ethics Committee and more importantly, the Department of Justice, Both are interested in if, as a result of the affair, Ensign was trying to steer business to his friend and broke lobbying laws as well.
Remember, if you contribute money to a GOP cocksucker, it just goes toward keeping him out of jail.
S. Olson
And Then The Wheels Came Off - #423
#423 DICK WADHAMS
COLORADO POLITICAL CONSULTANT, GOP STATE PARTY CHAIR AND FORMER POLITICAL WUNDERKIND OF THE GOP
It wasn't too long ago that Wadhams was being regarded as the successor to GOP
Cocksucker #309 (KARL ROVE). This was based on his successful attempt to unseat former Senate majority leader Tom Daschle of South Dakota with GOP Cocksucker #528 (SEN. JOHN THUNE). From there, Wadhams went on to manage the campaigns of #534 (SEN. WAYNE ALLARD), former Colorado governor Bill Owens (no number yet) and #298 (CONRAD BURNS) for his senate bid from Montana.
Then the wheels came off.
Wadhams manged the senate re-election campaign of former Senator George Allen of Virginia, who destroyed his own career with the infamous 'macaca' remark after being comfortably ahead in the polls. Four years later, he managed the gubernatorial bid of ex-Colorado Congressman Bob Schafer (no number yet) whose only jobs were in a property-mamgement company and a cannery. After the tuna-packing landlord got his ass kicked in the primary by Pete Coors (who then got HIS ass kicked by Gov. Bill Ritter,) Wadhams moved on to fuck up other people's political business. This year, all four of the GOP primary headliners made SERIOUS mistakes in the run for the GOP nominations for governor and U.S Senate, which takes place Aug. 10.
To recap:
a. GOP Cocksucker #500 (SCOTT McINNIS) plagarized a Supreme Court Justice for a line
in a report about water issues and then was paid $300,000 for it by a client.
b. GOP Cocksucker #410 (JANE NORTON) asked a question about NASA funding and how it would affect jobs in Colorado, said that NASA shouldn't be trying to make Muslims feel good. (This has nothing to do with budget cuts and refers to a statement by NASA admiistrator Charles Bolden that the agency would be reaching out to Muslims.)
c. Gubernstorial candidate GOP Cocksucker #533 (DAN MAES) is being dogged by reports
of mileage reimbursement submissions totaling near $45K, a fine for campaign finance reporting 'errors' and reports in the Denver Post that he's a crappy businessman.
d. In the most hilarious instance, GOP Cocksucker #535 (KEN BUCK) called the teabaggers 'dumbasses' for asking birther questions while he's on camera. Buck also
said he deserved votes because he didn't wear high heels, like his opponent, GOP
Cocksucker #410.
Not only that but Wadhams' past victories have been tarnished.
1. First, Montana's ex-Senator Conrad Burns was thrown out of office by the voters after Burns criticized the job volunteer Virginia firefighters were doing in his state.
2. Next, Allard retired after an unremarkable career, except when he noted that there was a 'master plan' but SOMEbody, SOMEwhere to destroy the instution of marriage.
3. Then, Thune got tag-teamed by Sens. Al Franken of Minnesota and Sherrod Brown of
Ohio on the Senate floor when he tried to pass off some nonsense on the Health Care Reform bill as fact. Franken appreciated Brown's input but showed he didn't need any help in ripping Thune a new asshole as he accused him of not even reading the bill. You gotta see it: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/14/franken-thune-senate-health-care_n_392031.html
Wadhams has a history of being a bullying jerk, one that has not made him too many
friends in the GOP. Call it the Bobby Knight Effect. As long as you're winning, you can be as much of an asshole as you want. But when the wins stop coming and you need them, you look around and suddenly you don't have a lot of friends. GOP Cocksucker #522 (TOM TANCREDO,) the neanderthal ex-congressman just announced he would be running for Colorado governor because #500 and #533 don't have a hope in hell of winning against Democratic opposition, He did this despite Wadhams' instructions. There is also now a website demanding Wadhams' head www.dumpdickwadhams.com and it sure wasn't started by Democrats. They WANT Wadhams around to call the shots.
With thanks to Westword, the Denver Post and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
COLORADO POLITICAL CONSULTANT, GOP STATE PARTY CHAIR AND FORMER POLITICAL WUNDERKIND OF THE GOP
It wasn't too long ago that Wadhams was being regarded as the successor to GOP
Cocksucker #309 (KARL ROVE). This was based on his successful attempt to unseat former Senate majority leader Tom Daschle of South Dakota with GOP Cocksucker #528 (SEN. JOHN THUNE). From there, Wadhams went on to manage the campaigns of #534 (SEN. WAYNE ALLARD), former Colorado governor Bill Owens (no number yet) and #298 (CONRAD BURNS) for his senate bid from Montana.
Then the wheels came off.
Wadhams manged the senate re-election campaign of former Senator George Allen of Virginia, who destroyed his own career with the infamous 'macaca' remark after being comfortably ahead in the polls. Four years later, he managed the gubernatorial bid of ex-Colorado Congressman Bob Schafer (no number yet) whose only jobs were in a property-mamgement company and a cannery. After the tuna-packing landlord got his ass kicked in the primary by Pete Coors (who then got HIS ass kicked by Gov. Bill Ritter,) Wadhams moved on to fuck up other people's political business. This year, all four of the GOP primary headliners made SERIOUS mistakes in the run for the GOP nominations for governor and U.S Senate, which takes place Aug. 10.
To recap:
a. GOP Cocksucker #500 (SCOTT McINNIS) plagarized a Supreme Court Justice for a line
in a report about water issues and then was paid $300,000 for it by a client.
b. GOP Cocksucker #410 (JANE NORTON) asked a question about NASA funding and how it would affect jobs in Colorado, said that NASA shouldn't be trying to make Muslims feel good. (This has nothing to do with budget cuts and refers to a statement by NASA admiistrator Charles Bolden that the agency would be reaching out to Muslims.)
c. Gubernstorial candidate GOP Cocksucker #533 (DAN MAES) is being dogged by reports
of mileage reimbursement submissions totaling near $45K, a fine for campaign finance reporting 'errors' and reports in the Denver Post that he's a crappy businessman.
d. In the most hilarious instance, GOP Cocksucker #535 (KEN BUCK) called the teabaggers 'dumbasses' for asking birther questions while he's on camera. Buck also
said he deserved votes because he didn't wear high heels, like his opponent, GOP
Cocksucker #410.
Not only that but Wadhams' past victories have been tarnished.
1. First, Montana's ex-Senator Conrad Burns was thrown out of office by the voters after Burns criticized the job volunteer Virginia firefighters were doing in his state.
2. Next, Allard retired after an unremarkable career, except when he noted that there was a 'master plan' but SOMEbody, SOMEwhere to destroy the instution of marriage.
3. Then, Thune got tag-teamed by Sens. Al Franken of Minnesota and Sherrod Brown of
Ohio on the Senate floor when he tried to pass off some nonsense on the Health Care Reform bill as fact. Franken appreciated Brown's input but showed he didn't need any help in ripping Thune a new asshole as he accused him of not even reading the bill. You gotta see it: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/14/franken-thune-senate-health-care_n_392031.html
Wadhams has a history of being a bullying jerk, one that has not made him too many
friends in the GOP. Call it the Bobby Knight Effect. As long as you're winning, you can be as much of an asshole as you want. But when the wins stop coming and you need them, you look around and suddenly you don't have a lot of friends. GOP Cocksucker #522 (TOM TANCREDO,) the neanderthal ex-congressman just announced he would be running for Colorado governor because #500 and #533 don't have a hope in hell of winning against Democratic opposition, He did this despite Wadhams' instructions. There is also now a website demanding Wadhams' head www.dumpdickwadhams.com and it sure wasn't started by Democrats. They WANT Wadhams around to call the shots.
With thanks to Westword, the Denver Post and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Monday, August 2, 2010
Murderer #5 - #422
#422 SHAWNA FORDE
ANTI-IMMIGRATION ACTIVIST, MILITIAWOMAN AND CHARGED MURDERER
GOP cocksuckers love to claim they aren't to blame for ANYTHING. The deficit, the Iraq War, health reform, the Hurricane Katrina 'recovery,' the shitty economy, none of it's THEIR fault. It's all the fault of the LIBERALS, who they think are everywhere. Never mind the fact that in the 30 years since Dear Dead Ron was in office, they ran the show for 20 of them. We're just getting our tenth in 2010.
Like all whiners, the GOP Cocksuckers claim they don't have lots and lots of criminals amongst their ranks, that those are either only among the Democrats or they try the "we have our fair share but it's nothing like the Democrats" line.
Well, that's poppycock. They have stalkers, thieves, rapists, pedophiles, scam artists, drunk drivers, flashers, and murderers. And we are not talking about one or two in each category. We're talking lots. All the while they are telling us how to raise our kids in the most moral way possible, they are working on having their 75th pedophile listed on this blog. We are talking hypocrites of the highest order, folks, not poor ole victims, which is the disguise they usually like to wear out in public. When GOP Cocksuckers talk about a certain criminal offense being a problem in this country, that's a dead giveaway that THEY are the ones probably doing it and they figure THEY are just like the rest of US.
Which brings us to Shawna Forde, who masterminded the killing of the Flores family because she had it in her head they were illegal aliens. Along with her accomplices, she murdered Flores and his NINE-year-old daughter with gunfire. She tried to slaughter Flores' wife too but she fought them off with a handgun that her husband had failed to grab. Forde is one of the people that GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLEN BECK) deny exist.
Forde is just the latest of murderous GOP Cocksuckers such as #324 (STEVE NUNN) the former GOP Cocksucker candidate for governor in the state of Kentucky who shot his mistress as she tried running away; #306 (JAMES W. von BRUNN) the white supremacist who opened fire on unarmed people in the Holocaust Memorial until he was shot in the face and killed by law enforcement; #303 (SCOTT ROEDER) the Kansan anti-abortion activists who fatally shot Dr. Scott Tiller while he was praying in his church; #113 (MATTHEW JOSEPH ELLIOTT) the former worker on the failed campaing of Mitt Romney in 2008, who murdered a baby girl; #74 (BYRON LOW TAX LOOPER) the GOP Cocksucker candidate for the Tennessee House of Representatives who shot his opponent in the head while he was waiting to take some kids on a hayride.
With thanks to the Phoenix New Times, the Seattle Times, Crooks and Liars.com, RepublicanOffenders.com and Heraldnet.com
S. Olson
ANTI-IMMIGRATION ACTIVIST, MILITIAWOMAN AND CHARGED MURDERER
GOP cocksuckers love to claim they aren't to blame for ANYTHING. The deficit, the Iraq War, health reform, the Hurricane Katrina 'recovery,' the shitty economy, none of it's THEIR fault. It's all the fault of the LIBERALS, who they think are everywhere. Never mind the fact that in the 30 years since Dear Dead Ron was in office, they ran the show for 20 of them. We're just getting our tenth in 2010.
Like all whiners, the GOP Cocksuckers claim they don't have lots and lots of criminals amongst their ranks, that those are either only among the Democrats or they try the "we have our fair share but it's nothing like the Democrats" line.
Well, that's poppycock. They have stalkers, thieves, rapists, pedophiles, scam artists, drunk drivers, flashers, and murderers. And we are not talking about one or two in each category. We're talking lots. All the while they are telling us how to raise our kids in the most moral way possible, they are working on having their 75th pedophile listed on this blog. We are talking hypocrites of the highest order, folks, not poor ole victims, which is the disguise they usually like to wear out in public. When GOP Cocksuckers talk about a certain criminal offense being a problem in this country, that's a dead giveaway that THEY are the ones probably doing it and they figure THEY are just like the rest of US.
Which brings us to Shawna Forde, who masterminded the killing of the Flores family because she had it in her head they were illegal aliens. Along with her accomplices, she murdered Flores and his NINE-year-old daughter with gunfire. She tried to slaughter Flores' wife too but she fought them off with a handgun that her husband had failed to grab. Forde is one of the people that GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLEN BECK) deny exist.
Forde is just the latest of murderous GOP Cocksuckers such as #324 (STEVE NUNN) the former GOP Cocksucker candidate for governor in the state of Kentucky who shot his mistress as she tried running away; #306 (JAMES W. von BRUNN) the white supremacist who opened fire on unarmed people in the Holocaust Memorial until he was shot in the face and killed by law enforcement; #303 (SCOTT ROEDER) the Kansan anti-abortion activists who fatally shot Dr. Scott Tiller while he was praying in his church; #113 (MATTHEW JOSEPH ELLIOTT) the former worker on the failed campaing of Mitt Romney in 2008, who murdered a baby girl; #74 (BYRON LOW TAX LOOPER) the GOP Cocksucker candidate for the Tennessee House of Representatives who shot his opponent in the head while he was waiting to take some kids on a hayride.
With thanks to the Phoenix New Times, the Seattle Times, Crooks and Liars.com, RepublicanOffenders.com and Heraldnet.com
S. Olson
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Back From A Vacation - #421
#421 JEFF SCHWILK
FOUNDER OF THE SAN DIEGO MINUTEMEN, WHICH HAS TAKEN UPON ITSELF TO 'SEAL' THE
TEXAS-MEXICO BORDER
Not only should it be kept in mind that the GOP Cocksuckers only care about two things, money and their own asses, but they have a lot of little giveaway quirks that they will display with pride:
A. Ignorance (which people used to be ashamed of but now wear as a badge of pride.)
B. A touching faith that recalls a little girl and Santa Claus, but this one's that the free market can solve all problems . (Thereby giving us such things as massive corruption and huge cost overruns in Iraq as they outsource everything to the 'free market.)
C. A conviction just as powerful as their faith in the free market that government is not just bad, but evil. (Which causes our most experienced civil servants to leave government, leaving us with political hacks like Heckuva Job Brownie.)
D. A readiness to believe everything but the truth. (Which explains the following story.)
E. Authenticity is better than competence. (Which explains why you should pull the lever for the other guy if one of them campaigns as a 'real' workingman/soldier/pastor.)
F, A suspicion that everyone thinks they are 'better' than they are.(Like they set the bar really high to begin with.)
G. A simmering racism that they think no one else sees. (Then they deny they are racists, when they get caught.)
H, That they can do anything better than people who do it for a living. (The entire Teabagger movement reminds me of that loudmouth neighbor who, when he hears of problems with your pipes, says, "Aw, you don't need a plumber. Where's a wrench?" And then proceeds to flood your basement.)
I. Their inability to admit error. (It's true. They fuck up constantly and never admit it. Remember when the Drunken Frat Boy was asked at the end of his term if there was anything he thought he should have handled differently and he said he couldn't think of a single thing?)
J. A willingness to wreck government in order to prove their dumb belief that government doesn't work. (Never admit it, I said.)
There are more, such as their belief that most people are total rubes who can be made to believe ANYTHING or their weird propensity to copy the leftist organizations they claim to hate, but that's another topic; the lettered are the main ones that account for Types like Schwilk.
Schwilk describes himself as a "news source without a news outlet," One of his friends who has ANOTHER friend in the Laredo Police Department tells Schwilk that Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico, has taken over two ranches in the area of Laredo, Texas and forced the owners to flee for their lives. The writer of a right-wing blog, Dan Amato, known as 'Digger,' hears it from Schwilk and runs with it.
He is followed by:
Kimberly Dvorak
Michelle Malkin
Breibart.tv
Jawa Report
Others
Also, the subject gets batted around on Twitter.
Trouble is, it wasn't true.
Los Zetas had NOT seized two ranches in the Laredo area, nor anywhere else on the border. It wasn't even in the Laredo PDs jurisidiction, so how a member of the PD would even have responded to an incident there is inexplicable. The agency that DOES have jurisdiction is the Webb County Sheriff's Department and it is going "Huh?" to the furor. WCSD has no complaints, no incident reports, no nothing. The local newspaper and the local NBC affiliate both say the story is nothing more than a rumor. Furthermore, strategically, the land is worthless if you wanted to sneak across the border.
Rule D, however, was firmly in effect.
As more and more information comes in, Malkin and others who want to be taken seriously, back down from the non-story, in a classic example of Rules H and I, though, 'Digger' is still screaming that it's true and that there is a cover-up in progress. 'Digger' is enraged that the mainstream media will not cover his 'story.' Meanwhile, TPM Muckraker is referring to the entire incident as 'Red (Tamale) Dawn.'
LMAO!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
FOUNDER OF THE SAN DIEGO MINUTEMEN, WHICH HAS TAKEN UPON ITSELF TO 'SEAL' THE
TEXAS-MEXICO BORDER
Not only should it be kept in mind that the GOP Cocksuckers only care about two things, money and their own asses, but they have a lot of little giveaway quirks that they will display with pride:
A. Ignorance (which people used to be ashamed of but now wear as a badge of pride.)
B. A touching faith that recalls a little girl and Santa Claus, but this one's that the free market can solve all problems . (Thereby giving us such things as massive corruption and huge cost overruns in Iraq as they outsource everything to the 'free market.)
C. A conviction just as powerful as their faith in the free market that government is not just bad, but evil. (Which causes our most experienced civil servants to leave government, leaving us with political hacks like Heckuva Job Brownie.)
D. A readiness to believe everything but the truth. (Which explains the following story.)
E. Authenticity is better than competence. (Which explains why you should pull the lever for the other guy if one of them campaigns as a 'real' workingman/soldier/pastor.)
F, A suspicion that everyone thinks they are 'better' than they are.(Like they set the bar really high to begin with.)
G. A simmering racism that they think no one else sees. (Then they deny they are racists, when they get caught.)
H, That they can do anything better than people who do it for a living. (The entire Teabagger movement reminds me of that loudmouth neighbor who, when he hears of problems with your pipes, says, "Aw, you don't need a plumber. Where's a wrench?" And then proceeds to flood your basement.)
I. Their inability to admit error. (It's true. They fuck up constantly and never admit it. Remember when the Drunken Frat Boy was asked at the end of his term if there was anything he thought he should have handled differently and he said he couldn't think of a single thing?)
J. A willingness to wreck government in order to prove their dumb belief that government doesn't work. (Never admit it, I said.)
There are more, such as their belief that most people are total rubes who can be made to believe ANYTHING or their weird propensity to copy the leftist organizations they claim to hate, but that's another topic; the lettered are the main ones that account for Types like Schwilk.
Schwilk describes himself as a "news source without a news outlet," One of his friends who has ANOTHER friend in the Laredo Police Department tells Schwilk that Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico, has taken over two ranches in the area of Laredo, Texas and forced the owners to flee for their lives. The writer of a right-wing blog, Dan Amato, known as 'Digger,' hears it from Schwilk and runs with it.
He is followed by:
Kimberly Dvorak
Michelle Malkin
Breibart.tv
Jawa Report
Others
Also, the subject gets batted around on Twitter.
Trouble is, it wasn't true.
Los Zetas had NOT seized two ranches in the Laredo area, nor anywhere else on the border. It wasn't even in the Laredo PDs jurisidiction, so how a member of the PD would even have responded to an incident there is inexplicable. The agency that DOES have jurisdiction is the Webb County Sheriff's Department and it is going "Huh?" to the furor. WCSD has no complaints, no incident reports, no nothing. The local newspaper and the local NBC affiliate both say the story is nothing more than a rumor. Furthermore, strategically, the land is worthless if you wanted to sneak across the border.
Rule D, however, was firmly in effect.
As more and more information comes in, Malkin and others who want to be taken seriously, back down from the non-story, in a classic example of Rules H and I, though, 'Digger' is still screaming that it's true and that there is a cover-up in progress. 'Digger' is enraged that the mainstream media will not cover his 'story.' Meanwhile, TPM Muckraker is referring to the entire incident as 'Red (Tamale) Dawn.'
LMAO!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
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