#112 MAX KNAPP
PRESIDENT OF THE TOWN COUNCIL IN TRAFALGAR, INDIANA
Here is the fifth of the GOP Cocksucker pedophiles! He's a little out of order. Remember, don't vote for these guys. They are simply too horny! Watch your children!
Knapp got in trouble when his computer went on the fritz, he took it into a repair place and when the repair place got a gander at Knapp's computer, they immediately notified the cops. Armed with the information the repair joint had supplied them, authorities got a warrant to search all of his computer files and found 74 photos or videos of children engaged in sex acts. Knapp was charged on two counts of possessing child porn.
Knapp told sheriff's deputies that he never watched the images but couldn't say why they were on his computer or how they had gotten there. If convicted, Knapp is looking at two to four years and a $10,000 fine on each count. Knapp used to be the highway director for Johnson County until he was elected to the Trafalgar Town Council in 2003.
S. Olson
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
The Judge Who Turned to The Dark Side - #111
#111 BROOKS E. BLITCH, III
FORMER SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE, GEORGIA
GOP cocksuckers think that we just want their seats, so if they
give them up, the reasoning goes, we'll just go away. Ah, no. The case of Brooks Blitch, III should tell you otherwise.
Blitch was from a family of democrats but somewhere along the way, he turned to the Dark Side and joined the GOP Cocksuckers. When judicial conduct charges were going to be brought against Blitch by a 'Georgia agency,' according to one of the stories on the matter, Blitch simply resigned his position, figuring that was that.
Trouble for him is, we don't just want your jobs, we want to throw as many of you incompetent, crooked bastards in jail as we can get. It's not enough just to take their seats away from them. Fortunately GOP cocksuckers are so filthly crooked that
they can't stop themselves from wrongdoing. If we fail to throw them in jail on one charge, GOP Cocksucker nature will make it almost a given that we will get another bite at the apple. And Blitch obliged, using court fees to pay employees, which is a big no-no.
Furthermore you can make a very good case that Blitch KNEW they were doing something dirty, as he paid the court fees into an account he kept secret from county budget
officers. Moreover, although it isn't really a crime to GOP Cocksuckers --they are freeloaders from WAY back--the $73,000 in payments were never taxed as they should have been. Plus, there are examples of dozens of cases where Blitch reduced sentences, terminated probation or ordering early release from prison; most of the time not even involving prosecutors.
Here's what Blitch was charged with: Honest Services fraud, mail fraud, retaliation against witnesses, making false statements to investigators and extortion
[UPDATE: After being hospitalized for a ruptured appendix Blitch has not been sentenced yet but is looking at a fine and some years of probation under a plea agreement.]
S. Olson
FORMER SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE, GEORGIA
GOP cocksuckers think that we just want their seats, so if they
give them up, the reasoning goes, we'll just go away. Ah, no. The case of Brooks Blitch, III should tell you otherwise.
Blitch was from a family of democrats but somewhere along the way, he turned to the Dark Side and joined the GOP Cocksuckers. When judicial conduct charges were going to be brought against Blitch by a 'Georgia agency,' according to one of the stories on the matter, Blitch simply resigned his position, figuring that was that.
Trouble for him is, we don't just want your jobs, we want to throw as many of you incompetent, crooked bastards in jail as we can get. It's not enough just to take their seats away from them. Fortunately GOP cocksuckers are so filthly crooked that
they can't stop themselves from wrongdoing. If we fail to throw them in jail on one charge, GOP Cocksucker nature will make it almost a given that we will get another bite at the apple. And Blitch obliged, using court fees to pay employees, which is a big no-no.
Furthermore you can make a very good case that Blitch KNEW they were doing something dirty, as he paid the court fees into an account he kept secret from county budget
officers. Moreover, although it isn't really a crime to GOP Cocksuckers --they are freeloaders from WAY back--the $73,000 in payments were never taxed as they should have been. Plus, there are examples of dozens of cases where Blitch reduced sentences, terminated probation or ordering early release from prison; most of the time not even involving prosecutors.
Here's what Blitch was charged with: Honest Services fraud, mail fraud, retaliation against witnesses, making false statements to investigators and extortion
[UPDATE: After being hospitalized for a ruptured appendix Blitch has not been sentenced yet but is looking at a fine and some years of probation under a plea agreement.]
S. Olson
Thursday, September 24, 2009
He Had to Be Guilty of SOMEthing - #110
#110 RICK D. VAN VLEET
REPUBLICAN SUPPORTER AND FUNDRAISER
I am all for trial by jury and dislike the notion of an innocent
man spending even 10 seconds behind bars but hey, I'm a
liberal. That's just how we roll. However, if you even LOOK at
this dude's picture:
http://www.republicanoffenders.com/Felonies.html
you can see that he looks like every rich asshole who's been
guilty as hell of SOMEthing but could afford a really good lawyer
and get out of it. I wouldn't base a system of justice on this
notion. I'm just saying that I could not sit in judgement of this
fucking guy. I'd be in the jury room for three minutes before I
said, "dude's guilty."
Van Vleet hawked music kiosks in Colorado that would allow
users to download and play music files for a fee. He promised
anyone who'd invest with him a hefty rate of return for a
$10,000 investment.
But Van Vleet alledgedly diverted $3 million of the investments
to his own personal bank accounts. He also lied to investors
about his status with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
All in all, Van Vleet was charged with five counts of securities
fraud and two counts of theft of more than $15,000. Those are
all Class 3 Felonies.
The case was filed in mid-March and there has been no
determination as of yet but if found guilty, Van Vleet could be
looking at 84 years in the pokey and $5 million in fines
[UPDATE: Five months ago, Van Vleet got 10 years in the
slammer and had to pay $2.9 million in restitution.]
S. Olon
REPUBLICAN SUPPORTER AND FUNDRAISER
I am all for trial by jury and dislike the notion of an innocent
man spending even 10 seconds behind bars but hey, I'm a
liberal. That's just how we roll. However, if you even LOOK at
this dude's picture:
http://www.republicanoffenders.com/Felonies.html
you can see that he looks like every rich asshole who's been
guilty as hell of SOMEthing but could afford a really good lawyer
and get out of it. I wouldn't base a system of justice on this
notion. I'm just saying that I could not sit in judgement of this
fucking guy. I'd be in the jury room for three minutes before I
said, "dude's guilty."
Van Vleet hawked music kiosks in Colorado that would allow
users to download and play music files for a fee. He promised
anyone who'd invest with him a hefty rate of return for a
$10,000 investment.
But Van Vleet alledgedly diverted $3 million of the investments
to his own personal bank accounts. He also lied to investors
about his status with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
All in all, Van Vleet was charged with five counts of securities
fraud and two counts of theft of more than $15,000. Those are
all Class 3 Felonies.
The case was filed in mid-March and there has been no
determination as of yet but if found guilty, Van Vleet could be
looking at 84 years in the pokey and $5 million in fines
[UPDATE: Five months ago, Van Vleet got 10 years in the
slammer and had to pay $2.9 million in restitution.]
S. Olon
Getting Sold Out - #109
#109 - ALAN BINDER
FORMER LEGISLATOR, SUFFOLK COUNTY, NEW YORK
Never elect a GOP cocksucker. They will sell out their oath of office in a New York Minute.... a period of time which brings to mind the 109th GOP Cocksucker on our list, Alan Binder.
Binder was a legislator for Suffolk County in the state. While a legislator, Binder's path crossed with that of Neal Trabich, (NO NUMBER YET) the president of Global Golf Inc. GG Inc, won a contract to operate a nine-hole county golf course on the grounds of the Veterans Affairs hospital in Northport.
Was Binder a Democrat, with no respect at all for our brave vets? Why no, he was one of the GOP Cocksuckers, the breed that claims to support our fighting men through their travails, then promptly forgets them when they come back home after a job well done.
For four years, Binder allegedly took more than 10k in bribes from Trabich in an effort to get his vote for the golf course contract.
Trabich has his own problems, in December, he was charged with three felony counts of filing a false instrument. He is accused of filing phony invoices with the county reflecting purchases of golf course maintenance equipment that were later found to be fictitious. In other words, that stuff isn't there.
Now did Trabich roll on Binder, hoping to knock some time off his sentence. We're not sure yet but since they are both GOP Cocksuckers, it's a safe bet he did.
S. Olson
FORMER LEGISLATOR, SUFFOLK COUNTY, NEW YORK
Never elect a GOP cocksucker. They will sell out their oath of office in a New York Minute.... a period of time which brings to mind the 109th GOP Cocksucker on our list, Alan Binder.
Binder was a legislator for Suffolk County in the state. While a legislator, Binder's path crossed with that of Neal Trabich, (NO NUMBER YET) the president of Global Golf Inc. GG Inc, won a contract to operate a nine-hole county golf course on the grounds of the Veterans Affairs hospital in Northport.
Was Binder a Democrat, with no respect at all for our brave vets? Why no, he was one of the GOP Cocksuckers, the breed that claims to support our fighting men through their travails, then promptly forgets them when they come back home after a job well done.
For four years, Binder allegedly took more than 10k in bribes from Trabich in an effort to get his vote for the golf course contract.
Trabich has his own problems, in December, he was charged with three felony counts of filing a false instrument. He is accused of filing phony invoices with the county reflecting purchases of golf course maintenance equipment that were later found to be fictitious. In other words, that stuff isn't there.
Now did Trabich roll on Binder, hoping to knock some time off his sentence. We're not sure yet but since they are both GOP Cocksuckers, it's a safe bet he did.
S. Olson
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Here Come Da Drunks! v.26.0 - #108
#108 EUGENE MAYSKY
MAYOR OF TRAINER, PENNSYLVANIA
Classification: Type II (The Repeat Offender)
Object Hit: Arrested in time
We've been away from them for a little while because there are so many of them, but time does not stop the GOP Cocksucker from getting behind the wheel when he or she's had a few too many.
Consider Eugene Maysky.
Maisky was yanked over by a Philadelphia police officer Saturday and forced to confront the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere. The cops didn't release the numbers fast enough to make the press account I read but Maisky got his ass busted for DUI. Three years ago, when Maisky was pulled over for speeding and had to blow into the Deadly Tube, he scored almost twice the legal limit. So in reference to the numbers, the question becomes: is Maisky just as much a bit less or more of a Soak that he was three years ago?
S. Olson
MAYOR OF TRAINER, PENNSYLVANIA
Classification: Type II (The Repeat Offender)
Object Hit: Arrested in time
We've been away from them for a little while because there are so many of them, but time does not stop the GOP Cocksucker from getting behind the wheel when he or she's had a few too many.
Consider Eugene Maysky.
Maisky was yanked over by a Philadelphia police officer Saturday and forced to confront the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere. The cops didn't release the numbers fast enough to make the press account I read but Maisky got his ass busted for DUI. Three years ago, when Maisky was pulled over for speeding and had to blow into the Deadly Tube, he scored almost twice the legal limit. So in reference to the numbers, the question becomes: is Maisky just as much a bit less or more of a Soak that he was three years ago?
S. Olson
The Second of the VECO Whores - #107
#107 JOHN COWDERY
FORMER ALASKAN STATE SENATOR
Yeah, VECO, the Alaskan oil and gas services firm, was a big slide to the slammer for a lot of Alaska politicians. Here's a list:
A. GOP Cocksucker #10 [& #167] Ex-State Rep. Vic Kohring - bribery.
B. GOP Cocksucker #168 Ex-State Rep. Tom Anderson - extortion and bribery
C. GOP Cocksucker #169 Ex-State Rep and Speaker Pete Kott - bribery and extortion
D. GOP Cocksucker #170 Ex-State Rep Bruce Weyhrauch - bribery and extortion
It's now gotten GOP Cocksucker #97 (TED 'TUBES' STEVENS) in trouble as well for taking all sorts of gifts, like a free renovation of his vacation home, and then not reporting them on his financial disclosure form. (Hey, it's not like Tubes is a political rookie. Tubes has been in the Senate for almost 30 years. You think he'd know the drill by NOW.) GOP Cocksucker #289 (REP. DON YOUNG) is also being investigated with regards to VECO.
Whoops, got off the subject for a sec. Cowdery's big claim to fame in the VECO affair is two charges of bribery and corruption. Specifically, that CEO Bill Allen (GOP Cocksucker #166) had bribed him to look the other way when it came to the pipeline for which Kohring is going to the slammer for 3½ years .
S. Olson
FORMER ALASKAN STATE SENATOR
Yeah, VECO, the Alaskan oil and gas services firm, was a big slide to the slammer for a lot of Alaska politicians. Here's a list:
A. GOP Cocksucker #10 [& #167] Ex-State Rep. Vic Kohring - bribery.
B. GOP Cocksucker #168 Ex-State Rep. Tom Anderson - extortion and bribery
C. GOP Cocksucker #169 Ex-State Rep and Speaker Pete Kott - bribery and extortion
D. GOP Cocksucker #170 Ex-State Rep Bruce Weyhrauch - bribery and extortion
It's now gotten GOP Cocksucker #97 (TED 'TUBES' STEVENS) in trouble as well for taking all sorts of gifts, like a free renovation of his vacation home, and then not reporting them on his financial disclosure form. (Hey, it's not like Tubes is a political rookie. Tubes has been in the Senate for almost 30 years. You think he'd know the drill by NOW.) GOP Cocksucker #289 (REP. DON YOUNG) is also being investigated with regards to VECO.
Whoops, got off the subject for a sec. Cowdery's big claim to fame in the VECO affair is two charges of bribery and corruption. Specifically, that CEO Bill Allen (GOP Cocksucker #166) had bribed him to look the other way when it came to the pipeline for which Kohring is going to the slammer for 3½ years .
S. Olson
The Crooked D.A. - #106
#106 RAY SUMROW
FORMER ROCKWELL COUNTY (TX) DISTRICT ATTORNEY
That last entry on GOP Cocksucker #105 (JUDY JONES) was pretty picayune, so we need something with a little more meat on the bone. I know! How about a crooked DA!?
Here's the story of Ray Sumrow.
Sumrow had been the DA of Rockwell County for 20-some years. Then he got into the habit of stealing the county's 'fee fund.' That's the fund where fines from hot checks go. The DA has the discretion to use the fund to buy office supplies above and beyond his salary. That sounds reasonable.
Except that Sumrow was using the fund to buy computer equipment for his own use, plane tickets for his girlfriend and as reimbursement for business trips he never took.
Sumrow got into trouble when someone blew the whistle on him after he diverted $68,000 into his own personal checking account. He was madder than a wet hen but had to repay the money anyway.
He may have thought he had dodged a bullet but then a Travis County grand jury investigating political corruption got ahold of him. It filed an indictment over Sumrow's misuse of the $68,000.
Sumrow was stunned when, after 13½ hours of deliberation, jurors found him guilty of theft but innocent of two more charges involving records tampering and forgery. There was one holdout on those two charges.
Sumrow later gets sentenced to four years in the Slammer.
S. Olson
FORMER ROCKWELL COUNTY (TX) DISTRICT ATTORNEY
That last entry on GOP Cocksucker #105 (JUDY JONES) was pretty picayune, so we need something with a little more meat on the bone. I know! How about a crooked DA!?
Here's the story of Ray Sumrow.
Sumrow had been the DA of Rockwell County for 20-some years. Then he got into the habit of stealing the county's 'fee fund.' That's the fund where fines from hot checks go. The DA has the discretion to use the fund to buy office supplies above and beyond his salary. That sounds reasonable.
Except that Sumrow was using the fund to buy computer equipment for his own use, plane tickets for his girlfriend and as reimbursement for business trips he never took.
Sumrow got into trouble when someone blew the whistle on him after he diverted $68,000 into his own personal checking account. He was madder than a wet hen but had to repay the money anyway.
He may have thought he had dodged a bullet but then a Travis County grand jury investigating political corruption got ahold of him. It filed an indictment over Sumrow's misuse of the $68,000.
Sumrow was stunned when, after 13½ hours of deliberation, jurors found him guilty of theft but innocent of two more charges involving records tampering and forgery. There was one holdout on those two charges.
Sumrow later gets sentenced to four years in the Slammer.
S. Olson
The Fence - #105
#105 JUDY JONES
FORMER CITY COUNCILWOMAN OF WEST CAROLLTON, OH
In early April, evidence against Jones was sent to a grand jury on felony charges of receiving stolen merchandise (in other words, being a fence) at her store 'Jody's--A Little Bit of Everything.'
According to prosecutors, that 'liitle bit of everything' included some of the inventory of the local Dollar Store. Her husband and a former Dollar Store employee face felony theft charges.
I kid you not.
She's probably guilty. I mean, she's a GOP Cocksucker.
S. Olson
FORMER CITY COUNCILWOMAN OF WEST CAROLLTON, OH
In early April, evidence against Jones was sent to a grand jury on felony charges of receiving stolen merchandise (in other words, being a fence) at her store 'Jody's--A Little Bit of Everything.'
According to prosecutors, that 'liitle bit of everything' included some of the inventory of the local Dollar Store. Her husband and a former Dollar Store employee face felony theft charges.
I kid you not.
She's probably guilty. I mean, she's a GOP Cocksucker.
S. Olson
Incompetence: The Hallmark of the GOP Cocksuckers - #104
#104 ADAM KIDAN
ASSOCIATE OF JACK ABRAMOFF
One of the things you have to know about GOP cocksuckers is that they are really incompetent. We're not talking about dumb stuff like forgetting to change the oil in the car, we're talking about REALLY DANGEROUS FUCKUPS that either get people killed or thrown in jail. And because they have no conscience, GOP cocksuckers blithely do more damage and more damage until they are either locked up, dead or laughed at whenever they ask for money.
And so we come to Adam Kidan.
Kidan is regarded as the person who led the feds to the infamous Jack Abramoff [UPDATE: actually, the person who began the entire thing was GOP Cocksucker #(GOP Cocksucker #47); although he didn't do it out of any effort to get a lighter sentence, he did it through his inept decisions, like bringing in "Big Tony" Mosciatello to talk to the former owner of a cruise line Kidan and Abramoff bought along with a third partner. The ex-owner was demanding the money he was owed. Kidan thought he had mob ties and bringing in Mosciatello would neutralize him.
In a piece written by Sean Gardiner for the Village Voice, the former owner was neutralized all right; Mosciatello and others are charged with murder in his shooting death as he drove home from his office.
Well, one thing led to another. Investgating the murder led to the bank fraud Kidan and Abramoff committed to buy the cruise line, which led to an investigation of Abramoff's influence peddling.
Watch out for GOP cocksuckers. Those types will either get you killed or in prison or both; all because all they really care about is Numero Uno.
ASSOCIATE OF JACK ABRAMOFF
One of the things you have to know about GOP cocksuckers is that they are really incompetent. We're not talking about dumb stuff like forgetting to change the oil in the car, we're talking about REALLY DANGEROUS FUCKUPS that either get people killed or thrown in jail. And because they have no conscience, GOP cocksuckers blithely do more damage and more damage until they are either locked up, dead or laughed at whenever they ask for money.
And so we come to Adam Kidan.
Kidan is regarded as the person who led the feds to the infamous Jack Abramoff [UPDATE: actually, the person who began the entire thing was GOP Cocksucker #(GOP Cocksucker #47); although he didn't do it out of any effort to get a lighter sentence, he did it through his inept decisions, like bringing in "Big Tony" Mosciatello to talk to the former owner of a cruise line Kidan and Abramoff bought along with a third partner. The ex-owner was demanding the money he was owed. Kidan thought he had mob ties and bringing in Mosciatello would neutralize him.
In a piece written by Sean Gardiner for the Village Voice, the former owner was neutralized all right; Mosciatello and others are charged with murder in his shooting death as he drove home from his office.
Well, one thing led to another. Investgating the murder led to the bank fraud Kidan and Abramoff committed to buy the cruise line, which led to an investigation of Abramoff's influence peddling.
Watch out for GOP cocksuckers. Those types will either get you killed or in prison or both; all because all they really care about is Numero Uno.
Pedophile IV - #103 & #202
Another of the GOP Cocksuckers I inadvertently listed twice. This one is another of the party's numerous pedophiles
#202 - T. SCOTT MUSCHENY
MISSOURI STATE REPRESENTATIVE (83RD)
Indicted August 6, 2008 for allegedly getting a 14-year-old drunk and then fucking her (Listing the sex of their victims is important with dealing with these guys.) Facing seven years in the Slammer and a $5,000 fine.
[UPDATE; Muscheny was acquitted after a four-hour deliberation by jurors who acquitted him on the grounds that, according to his defense council, "standing naked next to a 14 year old in bed is not a crime." Muscheny had told police he was followng the mother through the house, looking for a burglar.]
S. Olson
#202 - T. SCOTT MUSCHENY
MISSOURI STATE REPRESENTATIVE (83RD)
Indicted August 6, 2008 for allegedly getting a 14-year-old drunk and then fucking her (Listing the sex of their victims is important with dealing with these guys.) Facing seven years in the Slammer and a $5,000 fine.
[UPDATE; Muscheny was acquitted after a four-hour deliberation by jurors who acquitted him on the grounds that, according to his defense council, "standing naked next to a 14 year old in bed is not a crime." Muscheny had told police he was followng the mother through the house, looking for a burglar.]
S. Olson
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
GOP Cocksucker Crooks - #102
#102 ANGELO CAPPELLI
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA STATE
HOUSE
It just goes to show you that there is something in the water in
the state of Florida. That state is almost a magnet for the
goofiest of GOP Cocksuckers, although Idaho is right up there
with the The Bathroom Goblin and the likes of ex- Rep. and
human being Helen Chenoweth-Hage, who would have survived
her car accident in 2000 if she'd just worn her seat belt instead
of fighting the idea of one tooth and nail when she was in
Congress and then refusing to wear one after she'd left.
Cappelli, a banker with SunTrust, narrowly lost his race for the
Florida 52nd but was a rising star in the GOP Cocksucker party.
That is, until SunTrust looked at the Books and said, "Um...hey
Ange, WTF is this!?"
'This' would be the more than 100K Cappelli pled guilty to
stealing from a dead client of SunTrust. Cappelli got 21 months
this January, which means his political career is dead and he's
in the slammer until John Madden comes out with his six
drumstick, cholesterol special on Turkey Day, 2009 [UPDATE:
Which would be difficult, since he died.]
Not only should you not give these fucks any money, you should
ask if any bankers who have access to your money while you
are alive are GOP Cocksuckers. If a coronary blasts you to your
Deserved Reward, these fucks just might embezzle whatever
legacy you want to leave your kids.
S. Olson
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA STATE
HOUSE
It just goes to show you that there is something in the water in
the state of Florida. That state is almost a magnet for the
goofiest of GOP Cocksuckers, although Idaho is right up there
with the The Bathroom Goblin and the likes of ex- Rep. and
human being Helen Chenoweth-Hage, who would have survived
her car accident in 2000 if she'd just worn her seat belt instead
of fighting the idea of one tooth and nail when she was in
Congress and then refusing to wear one after she'd left.
Cappelli, a banker with SunTrust, narrowly lost his race for the
Florida 52nd but was a rising star in the GOP Cocksucker party.
That is, until SunTrust looked at the Books and said, "Um...hey
Ange, WTF is this!?"
'This' would be the more than 100K Cappelli pled guilty to
stealing from a dead client of SunTrust. Cappelli got 21 months
this January, which means his political career is dead and he's
in the slammer until John Madden comes out with his six
drumstick, cholesterol special on Turkey Day, 2009 [UPDATE:
Which would be difficult, since he died.]
Not only should you not give these fucks any money, you should
ask if any bankers who have access to your money while you
are alive are GOP Cocksuckers. If a coronary blasts you to your
Deserved Reward, these fucks just might embezzle whatever
legacy you want to leave your kids.
S. Olson
Monday, September 21, 2009
GOP Cocksuckers Have No Conscience or Honor - #101
#101 MARK TATE
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR VIRGINIA STATE SENATE
Now we come to the perjurers, which is kind of weird in the first place because perjurers take an oath before God that they will tell the truth. That makes it a matter of honor. GOP Cocksuckers should not even be CHARGED with perjury because it is well known that they have no honor in the first place and it should be assumed, automatically, that everything that comes out of their mouths is a lie.
Tate will be coming up for trial next month on nine counts of election fraud relating to misfilings. This is the second time he'd been charged with this particular crime. Tate was shooting for the '03 and '07 state senate nominations but didn't get them, he claims, because of the timing of the first indictments.
Tate says that timing, three weeks before the GOP Cocksucker primary, was masterminded by the current state senator, Sen. Jill Holtzman Vogel.
The Vogel response is: "Aw fuck you, you crybaby."
It needed to be said.
[UPDATE: Tate's trial was sccheduled for Sept. 3 and was supposed to run for two weeks, which means if it stayed on schedule, it ended last Thursday. What was the outcome? Who cares? Guy's a GOP Cocksucker. That means he's guilty of SOMETHING.]
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR VIRGINIA STATE SENATE
Now we come to the perjurers, which is kind of weird in the first place because perjurers take an oath before God that they will tell the truth. That makes it a matter of honor. GOP Cocksuckers should not even be CHARGED with perjury because it is well known that they have no honor in the first place and it should be assumed, automatically, that everything that comes out of their mouths is a lie.
Tate will be coming up for trial next month on nine counts of election fraud relating to misfilings. This is the second time he'd been charged with this particular crime. Tate was shooting for the '03 and '07 state senate nominations but didn't get them, he claims, because of the timing of the first indictments.
Tate says that timing, three weeks before the GOP Cocksucker primary, was masterminded by the current state senator, Sen. Jill Holtzman Vogel.
The Vogel response is: "Aw fuck you, you crybaby."
It needed to be said.
[UPDATE: Tate's trial was sccheduled for Sept. 3 and was supposed to run for two weeks, which means if it stayed on schedule, it ended last Thursday. What was the outcome? Who cares? Guy's a GOP Cocksucker. That means he's guilty of SOMETHING.]
S. Olson
Never Give Money to a GOP Cocksucker - #100
#100 LAWRENCE E. 'LARRY' KING
MANAGER-TREASURER OF THE FRANKLIN COUNTY CREDIT UNION IN OMAHA, NE
Gee, this dude just ran a fucking bank, what's HE doing on here? Well, because King used to be one of the big GOP Cocksucker fundraisers in Nebraska.
King embezzled $39 million bucks from the S&L, That's a 39 with six zeros behind it. Not only did HE steal from the S&L but so did the chief accountant, King's adminstrative assistant and one of the bookkeepers. King's wife and the accountant's wife then tried to cover it all up.
It just goes to show you, that you should NEVER NEVER NEVER give money to a GOP Cocksucker. They love money SO much they don't care who it belongs to.
King got 15 years in the slammer, but only served a decade of it with time off for good behavior. Mrs. King has been out since 1994 since she only got three years. The chief accountant, E. Thomas Harvey, Jr., got three years and three months.
S. Olson
MANAGER-TREASURER OF THE FRANKLIN COUNTY CREDIT UNION IN OMAHA, NE
Gee, this dude just ran a fucking bank, what's HE doing on here? Well, because King used to be one of the big GOP Cocksucker fundraisers in Nebraska.
King embezzled $39 million bucks from the S&L, That's a 39 with six zeros behind it. Not only did HE steal from the S&L but so did the chief accountant, King's adminstrative assistant and one of the bookkeepers. King's wife and the accountant's wife then tried to cover it all up.
It just goes to show you, that you should NEVER NEVER NEVER give money to a GOP Cocksucker. They love money SO much they don't care who it belongs to.
King got 15 years in the slammer, but only served a decade of it with time off for good behavior. Mrs. King has been out since 1994 since she only got three years. The chief accountant, E. Thomas Harvey, Jr., got three years and three months.
S. Olson
Don't Let GOP Cocksuckers Know Anything About You - #99
#99 CHARLES 'CHIP' CAGLE
FORMER NORTH CAROLINA GOP DISTRICT CHAIRMAN
Lord God help you if one of your best friends is a GOP Cocksucker because you will find out what that's worth when the chips are down. Charles Cagle did.
Cagle used to be a district GOP Cocksucker chairman in North Carolina. Cagle took out fraudulent loans from the Blue Ridge Savings and Loan and committee bank fraud and money laudering as well. GOP Cocksuckers yell, "Wait a second, he was ACCUSED of that!" Yes he was, boys, and a jury convicted his ass of it, too.
Five years ago, when the trial of Thomas Jones, the lawyer who closed the paperwork on the loans, was going on. Cagle said that Rep. Charles Taylor of the NC 11th knew about the loans and the fraud too.
What did Taylor do? Well, nothing, really. Instead of calling them both fucking liars, Taylor kept mum on the case. Handing his challenger, Heath Shuler, a potent campaign club.
Shuler obligingly beat Taylor over the head with it over and over and over. Taylor because the poster boy for The Thumpin' in 2006 as Shuler wasn't much different that he was but in one important area; he wasn't Taylor. Shuler beat him by eight percentage points. One year later, Taylor was so shellshocked by the experience that he said he wouldn't run against Shuler in '08.
S. Olson
FORMER NORTH CAROLINA GOP DISTRICT CHAIRMAN
Lord God help you if one of your best friends is a GOP Cocksucker because you will find out what that's worth when the chips are down. Charles Cagle did.
Cagle used to be a district GOP Cocksucker chairman in North Carolina. Cagle took out fraudulent loans from the Blue Ridge Savings and Loan and committee bank fraud and money laudering as well. GOP Cocksuckers yell, "Wait a second, he was ACCUSED of that!" Yes he was, boys, and a jury convicted his ass of it, too.
Five years ago, when the trial of Thomas Jones, the lawyer who closed the paperwork on the loans, was going on. Cagle said that Rep. Charles Taylor of the NC 11th knew about the loans and the fraud too.
What did Taylor do? Well, nothing, really. Instead of calling them both fucking liars, Taylor kept mum on the case. Handing his challenger, Heath Shuler, a potent campaign club.
Shuler obligingly beat Taylor over the head with it over and over and over. Taylor because the poster boy for The Thumpin' in 2006 as Shuler wasn't much different that he was but in one important area; he wasn't Taylor. Shuler beat him by eight percentage points. One year later, Taylor was so shellshocked by the experience that he said he wouldn't run against Shuler in '08.
S. Olson
Friday, September 18, 2009
Don't Let Them Stand Behind You - #98
#98 HAYES MARTIN
FORMER TREASURER OF FORMER NC REP. CHARLES TAYLOR'S CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN
Who's THIS fuckin' guy?
Yeah, it sounds in retrospect that this is another GOP cocksucker small fry, and you'd kinda sorta be right. But what is interesting about Martin is that's it's pretty illustrative of how the GOP cocksuckers tend to treat even their allies.
About seven years ago, Martin pled guilty to bank fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Martin was the president of the Blue Ridge Savings and Loan in Asheville, NC and make some fraudulent loans to GOP Cocksucker #99 (CHARLES "Chig" CAGLE), a former district Republican chairman.
Here's where the accounts differ. Martin and Cagle said Rep Charles Taylor of North Carolina knew all about the loans. Instead of saying "what loans?" Taylor has taken the tack of simply refusing to talk about the case. Martin and Cagle went to jail. Taylor's role was never investigated.
Then it all became moot. Taylor went up against Heath Shuler, the former Washington Redskins quarterback. This time, Shuler didn't have to worry about any receivers and defensive backs.
Sure as shit, Shuler's habit of overthrowing people worked. Taylor lost the North Carolina 11th to Shuler, 46% to 54%, a district that had supported him for years.
He said "no mas" in December 2007, which was actually wise, since he'd been named one of the Ten Most Corrupt Members of Congress. If he dared to show his little cracker face again, that case that sent Hayes and Cagle to the Slammer might reappear in his life too. Taylor even lost his home county, despite spending $2.2 million of his own money trying to keep it and became the poster boy for The Thumpin'.
S. Olson
FORMER TREASURER OF FORMER NC REP. CHARLES TAYLOR'S CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN
Who's THIS fuckin' guy?
Yeah, it sounds in retrospect that this is another GOP cocksucker small fry, and you'd kinda sorta be right. But what is interesting about Martin is that's it's pretty illustrative of how the GOP cocksuckers tend to treat even their allies.
About seven years ago, Martin pled guilty to bank fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Martin was the president of the Blue Ridge Savings and Loan in Asheville, NC and make some fraudulent loans to GOP Cocksucker #99 (CHARLES "Chig" CAGLE), a former district Republican chairman.
Here's where the accounts differ. Martin and Cagle said Rep Charles Taylor of North Carolina knew all about the loans. Instead of saying "what loans?" Taylor has taken the tack of simply refusing to talk about the case. Martin and Cagle went to jail. Taylor's role was never investigated.
Then it all became moot. Taylor went up against Heath Shuler, the former Washington Redskins quarterback. This time, Shuler didn't have to worry about any receivers and defensive backs.
Sure as shit, Shuler's habit of overthrowing people worked. Taylor lost the North Carolina 11th to Shuler, 46% to 54%, a district that had supported him for years.
He said "no mas" in December 2007, which was actually wise, since he'd been named one of the Ten Most Corrupt Members of Congress. If he dared to show his little cracker face again, that case that sent Hayes and Cagle to the Slammer might reappear in his life too. Taylor even lost his home county, despite spending $2.2 million of his own money trying to keep it and became the poster boy for The Thumpin'.
S. Olson
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tubes! - #97
#97 TED STEVENS
ALASKAN SENATOR FOR 28 YEARS
Today is July 29, 2008. Today, Tubes got indicted on seven counts of making false statements to investigators looking into the VECO oil scandal swirling around Alaska.
Seems that Tubes allegedly took more that a quarter of a million bucks from VECO in the form of gifts or services (my favorite is when they jacked up Tubes' vacation house and stuck an entire story beneath it. Tubes never paid a dime) and never reported them on his financial disclosure form. This would seem like a piddly little thing except that Tubes has been in Congress longer than any other GOP cocksucker. Almost 30 years! You think he'd have figured out how things work by now.
No bribery charges are being reported against Tubes even though the head of VECO, Bill Allen, pled guilty to them two years ago. Tubes just did things for VECO out of the goodness of that little chunk of anthracite behind his ribs.
Tubes!
[UPDATE: GOP Cocksuckers were delirious with joy when Tubes' conviction was overturned because prosecutors had fucked up. They were claiming that Tubes had never been convicted because he never served any jail time. Let's face it, he was convicted. He just got off on a technicality. GOP Cocksuckers HATE technicalities....unless they get off on them.]
S. Olson
ALASKAN SENATOR FOR 28 YEARS
Today is July 29, 2008. Today, Tubes got indicted on seven counts of making false statements to investigators looking into the VECO oil scandal swirling around Alaska.
Seems that Tubes allegedly took more that a quarter of a million bucks from VECO in the form of gifts or services (my favorite is when they jacked up Tubes' vacation house and stuck an entire story beneath it. Tubes never paid a dime) and never reported them on his financial disclosure form. This would seem like a piddly little thing except that Tubes has been in Congress longer than any other GOP cocksucker. Almost 30 years! You think he'd have figured out how things work by now.
No bribery charges are being reported against Tubes even though the head of VECO, Bill Allen, pled guilty to them two years ago. Tubes just did things for VECO out of the goodness of that little chunk of anthracite behind his ribs.
Tubes!
[UPDATE: GOP Cocksuckers were delirious with joy when Tubes' conviction was overturned because prosecutors had fucked up. They were claiming that Tubes had never been convicted because he never served any jail time. Let's face it, he was convicted. He just got off on a technicality. GOP Cocksuckers HATE technicalities....unless they get off on them.]
S. Olson
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
A Short Post - #96
#96 FIFE SYMINGTON
EX- GOV. ARIZONA
There must be something in the water of the Grand Canyon State. First they get that crazy old nut Evan Mecham, who they have to recall, so they go for someone smoother and end up with THIS guy.
Symington gets charged with bank fraud. But the court fucked up and improperly dismissed one of the jurors, so they have to retry him. In the meantime, Big Bill pardons him.
S. Olson
EX- GOV. ARIZONA
There must be something in the water of the Grand Canyon State. First they get that crazy old nut Evan Mecham, who they have to recall, so they go for someone smoother and end up with THIS guy.
Symington gets charged with bank fraud. But the court fucked up and improperly dismissed one of the jurors, so they have to retry him. In the meantime, Big Bill pardons him.
S. Olson
One of the 'Common People' - #95
#95 BETTY LOREN-MALTESE
TOWN PRESIDENT, CICERO, IL.
The biggest thing about the GOP Cocksuckers, outside of the fact that they will roll on you in seconds if they think it'll reduce their OWN prison time, is that that love money. Since they have no conscience, they don't really care who it belongs to at the time.
Take Loren-Maltese for example. She was involved in a scam whereby she and six other people authorized payments of $28 million to Specialty Risk Consultants, an insurance consultation firm. Then she skimmed $12 million off the payments, which she made without approval of the town board.
According to the New York Times, she then used the money to buy a hotel with a golf course in Wisconsin, an Indiana horse farm, a vacation house and luxury cars.
S. Olson
TOWN PRESIDENT, CICERO, IL.
The biggest thing about the GOP Cocksuckers, outside of the fact that they will roll on you in seconds if they think it'll reduce their OWN prison time, is that that love money. Since they have no conscience, they don't really care who it belongs to at the time.
Take Loren-Maltese for example. She was involved in a scam whereby she and six other people authorized payments of $28 million to Specialty Risk Consultants, an insurance consultation firm. Then she skimmed $12 million off the payments, which she made without approval of the town board.
According to the New York Times, she then used the money to buy a hotel with a golf course in Wisconsin, an Indiana horse farm, a vacation house and luxury cars.
S. Olson
The One That GOP Cocksucker #82 (ERNIE FLETCHER) Thought He'd Shielded - #94
#94 SAM BEVERAGE.
KENTUCKY STATE HIGHWAY ENGINEER
Since the GOP Cocksuckers are also incompetents, sometimes they leave the door wide open. Take the case of Sam Beverage, who was originally pardoned by ex-Gov. Ernie Fletcher for his role in what become to be known as the Kentucky Merit Scandal.
Beverage was indicted by a grand jury for perjury in the cases of Daniel Groves and GOP Cocksucker #90 (VINCENT FIELDS), who was pardoned by Fletcher along with eight other people as far as acts involving Fletcher's staffing of executive departments in Kentucky with his own cronies. It was assumed that the blanket pardon covered Beverage too, but when it was found that perjury was not covered in the list, he was promptly reindicted.
Beverage had to testify as to any illegal acts in the Fletcher administration or he wouldn't get probation. And one of those acts was that Fletcher kept a list of highway projects next to a list of senators name who voted against him. Those folks did not get a highway project. The ones who voted with Fletcher did.
S. Olson
KENTUCKY STATE HIGHWAY ENGINEER
Since the GOP Cocksuckers are also incompetents, sometimes they leave the door wide open. Take the case of Sam Beverage, who was originally pardoned by ex-Gov. Ernie Fletcher for his role in what become to be known as the Kentucky Merit Scandal.
Beverage was indicted by a grand jury for perjury in the cases of Daniel Groves and GOP Cocksucker #90 (VINCENT FIELDS), who was pardoned by Fletcher along with eight other people as far as acts involving Fletcher's staffing of executive departments in Kentucky with his own cronies. It was assumed that the blanket pardon covered Beverage too, but when it was found that perjury was not covered in the list, he was promptly reindicted.
Beverage had to testify as to any illegal acts in the Fletcher administration or he wouldn't get probation. And one of those acts was that Fletcher kept a list of highway projects next to a list of senators name who voted against him. Those folks did not get a highway project. The ones who voted with Fletcher did.
S. Olson
The Kentucky Merit Scandal #82-93
#82 ERNIE FLETCHER
FORMER GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY
#83 DAN DRUEN
TRANSPORTATION COMMISSIONER, KENTUCKY
#84 TIM HAZLETTE
TRANSPORTATION CABINET PERSONNEL DIRECTOR, KY
#85 DARRELL BROCK
CHAIRMAN OF KENTUCKY GOP
#86 BASIL TURBYFILL
PERSONAL ADVISOR TO THE GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY
#87 DICK MURGATROYD
DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY
#88 JIM ADAMS
DEPUTY TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY
#89 CORY MEADOWS
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT
#90 VINCENT FIELDS
MEMBER OUTREACH OFFICE, LOCAL INITIATIVES FOR A NEW KENTUCKY
#91 DAVE DISPONETT
TREASURER, KENTUCKY REPUBLICAN PARTY
#92 J. MARSHALL HUGHES
VOLUNTEER ADVISOR TO GOV. FLETCHER
#93 BILL NIGHBERT,
ACTING TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY, KENTUCKY
Man, look at all these guys! It's really fun when you get a whole slew of GOP cocksuckers who get caught in the SAME scandal and have to be pardoned out of it. And these are just the ones pardoned by Fletcher where the pardon STUCK. There is one more that deserves special consideration. LOL
What was this all about? Well, besides being a right-wing headcase, Fletcher was determined to start throwing all Democrats out of the executive branch and replacing them with his cronies. This is illegal. What was Fletcher's defense? LMAO! The same old GOP Cocksucker whine; "The Democrats do it too!"
In GOP Cocksucker eyes, this is supposed to excuse their OWN rotten behavior.
Here's what Fletcher himself, in a deal he reached with the AGs office, agreed happened.
In 2005, Douglas W. Doerting, the assistant personnel director for the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet sent a 275-page complaint to the AG office saying that they was something funny going on in the Transportation department and that AG Greg Strumbo better have a look.
From Wikipedia
- June 14, 2005: a special grand jury that was impaneled by the Attorney General in Franklin County handed down indictments of three Transportation Cabinet officials: Acting Transportation Secretary and GOP Cocksucker #92 (BILL NIGHBERT), [remember this asshole, cause his mouth got him indicted TWICE] Deputy Secretary and GOP Cocksucker #88 (JIM ADAMS) and administrative services commissioner and GOP Cocksucker #83 (DAN DRUEN).
- July 7, 2005: more indictments were handed down including Fletcher's deputy chief of staff.
- July 11, 2005, three more indictments were handed down: against state Republican Party chairman and GOP Cocksucker #85 (DARRELL BROCK JR.), who was also the former commissioner of the Governor's Office for Local Development; GOP Cocksucker #86 (BASIL TURBYFILL), the Governor's personnel adviser, and deputy personnel secretary; and Bob Wilson, deputy personnel secretary.
- August 29, 2005: Fletcher announced he had granted blanket criminal pardons to nine administration officials, including deputy chief of staff Richard Murgatroyd, who were or might have been indicted by the grand jury in this case (he did not pardon himself).
- August 30, 2005: Fletcher invoked his Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination before the grand jury and refused to testify.
- September 14, 2005: Fletcher fires nine employees, including four of the nine he pardoned two weeks earlier. Fletcher called for the firing of state Republican Party chair Darrell Brock, Jr. due to Brock's role in the merit scandal.
- September 17, 2005: In a big "fuck you" to Fletcher, GOP leaders voted to retain Brock as state party leader.
- October 24, 2005: Fletcher filed a motion asking Franklin Circuit Court Judge William Graham to order the grand jury to stop issuing indictments for offenses that occurred prior to Fletcher’s August 29 blanket pardon and to bar it from writing a final report on its findings.
- November 16, 2005: Judge Graham denied Fletcher’s motion. The Kentucky Court of Appeals affirmed Graham later.
- May 18, 2006: The Kentucky Supreme Court reversed the lower court decision in a 4-2 decision holding that the grand jury investigating state hiring practices by the Fletcher administration could not issue any more indictments for offenses covered by Fletcher's blanket pardon for offenses related to the hiring investigation. The court also rejected the attorney general's challenge to Fletcher's authority to issue such a blanket pardon. Fletcher's indictment and the indictments of two officials for offenses allegedly to have occurred after the pardons were not affected. The Court as constituted for that decision included a justice appointed by Fletcher as directed by the state constitution in instances in which more than one justice is recused. The court also ruled that the grand jury could issue a general report of its findings from the yearlong investigation; a later Court of Appeals decision held that any such grand jury report could not name pardoned individuals.
- July 15, 2006, Judge David E. Melcher dismissed the indictment against Transportation Secretary Bill Nighbert, ruling that part of the alleged offense was covered by Fletcher's blanket pardon. The judge left open the option for prosecutors to seek a new indictment against Nighbert focusing solely on conduct not covered by the pardon. It was Nighbert who, on getting mad at someone in the transportation department and holding up her raise, said that 20 years ago he would have punched her in the mouth.
Well, that was sure a fun year! Unless you were a GOP cocksucker that is. Yeah, Fletcher escaped being thrown into the slammer, all right, but here's what happened in 2007 when a stubborn Fletcher ran for reelection:
Steve Beshear 619,553 (58.7%)
Ernie Fletcher 435,772 (41.3%)
Beshear spanked Fletcher for more than 17% of the vote! That's huge! Not only did he lose but he discredited the party as well! LMAO!
[UPDATE: You know what's really weird? Fletcher beat GOP Cocksucker #324 (STEVE NUNN) out for this job. Now Nunn has been arrested for the murder of his ex-fiancee. So in the GOP Cocksucker Primary, the people had their choice between a murderer or a crook. So they took the crook. No one can say Kentuckians don't value human life!]
S. Olson
FORMER GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY
#83 DAN DRUEN
TRANSPORTATION COMMISSIONER, KENTUCKY
#84 TIM HAZLETTE
TRANSPORTATION CABINET PERSONNEL DIRECTOR, KY
#85 DARRELL BROCK
CHAIRMAN OF KENTUCKY GOP
#86 BASIL TURBYFILL
PERSONAL ADVISOR TO THE GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY
#87 DICK MURGATROYD
DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY
#88 JIM ADAMS
DEPUTY TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY
#89 CORY MEADOWS
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT
#90 VINCENT FIELDS
MEMBER OUTREACH OFFICE, LOCAL INITIATIVES FOR A NEW KENTUCKY
#91 DAVE DISPONETT
TREASURER, KENTUCKY REPUBLICAN PARTY
#92 J. MARSHALL HUGHES
VOLUNTEER ADVISOR TO GOV. FLETCHER
#93 BILL NIGHBERT,
ACTING TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY, KENTUCKY
Man, look at all these guys! It's really fun when you get a whole slew of GOP cocksuckers who get caught in the SAME scandal and have to be pardoned out of it. And these are just the ones pardoned by Fletcher where the pardon STUCK. There is one more that deserves special consideration. LOL
What was this all about? Well, besides being a right-wing headcase, Fletcher was determined to start throwing all Democrats out of the executive branch and replacing them with his cronies. This is illegal. What was Fletcher's defense? LMAO! The same old GOP Cocksucker whine; "The Democrats do it too!"
In GOP Cocksucker eyes, this is supposed to excuse their OWN rotten behavior.
Here's what Fletcher himself, in a deal he reached with the AGs office, agreed happened.
In 2005, Douglas W. Doerting, the assistant personnel director for the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet sent a 275-page complaint to the AG office saying that they was something funny going on in the Transportation department and that AG Greg Strumbo better have a look.
From Wikipedia
- June 14, 2005: a special grand jury that was impaneled by the Attorney General in Franklin County handed down indictments of three Transportation Cabinet officials: Acting Transportation Secretary and GOP Cocksucker #92 (BILL NIGHBERT), [remember this asshole, cause his mouth got him indicted TWICE] Deputy Secretary and GOP Cocksucker #88 (JIM ADAMS) and administrative services commissioner and GOP Cocksucker #83 (DAN DRUEN).
- July 7, 2005: more indictments were handed down including Fletcher's deputy chief of staff.
- July 11, 2005, three more indictments were handed down: against state Republican Party chairman and GOP Cocksucker #85 (DARRELL BROCK JR.), who was also the former commissioner of the Governor's Office for Local Development; GOP Cocksucker #86 (BASIL TURBYFILL), the Governor's personnel adviser, and deputy personnel secretary; and Bob Wilson, deputy personnel secretary.
- August 29, 2005: Fletcher announced he had granted blanket criminal pardons to nine administration officials, including deputy chief of staff Richard Murgatroyd, who were or might have been indicted by the grand jury in this case (he did not pardon himself).
- August 30, 2005: Fletcher invoked his Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination before the grand jury and refused to testify.
- September 14, 2005: Fletcher fires nine employees, including four of the nine he pardoned two weeks earlier. Fletcher called for the firing of state Republican Party chair Darrell Brock, Jr. due to Brock's role in the merit scandal.
- September 17, 2005: In a big "fuck you" to Fletcher, GOP leaders voted to retain Brock as state party leader.
- October 24, 2005: Fletcher filed a motion asking Franklin Circuit Court Judge William Graham to order the grand jury to stop issuing indictments for offenses that occurred prior to Fletcher’s August 29 blanket pardon and to bar it from writing a final report on its findings.
- November 16, 2005: Judge Graham denied Fletcher’s motion. The Kentucky Court of Appeals affirmed Graham later.
- May 18, 2006: The Kentucky Supreme Court reversed the lower court decision in a 4-2 decision holding that the grand jury investigating state hiring practices by the Fletcher administration could not issue any more indictments for offenses covered by Fletcher's blanket pardon for offenses related to the hiring investigation. The court also rejected the attorney general's challenge to Fletcher's authority to issue such a blanket pardon. Fletcher's indictment and the indictments of two officials for offenses allegedly to have occurred after the pardons were not affected. The Court as constituted for that decision included a justice appointed by Fletcher as directed by the state constitution in instances in which more than one justice is recused. The court also ruled that the grand jury could issue a general report of its findings from the yearlong investigation; a later Court of Appeals decision held that any such grand jury report could not name pardoned individuals.
- July 15, 2006, Judge David E. Melcher dismissed the indictment against Transportation Secretary Bill Nighbert, ruling that part of the alleged offense was covered by Fletcher's blanket pardon. The judge left open the option for prosecutors to seek a new indictment against Nighbert focusing solely on conduct not covered by the pardon. It was Nighbert who, on getting mad at someone in the transportation department and holding up her raise, said that 20 years ago he would have punched her in the mouth.
Well, that was sure a fun year! Unless you were a GOP cocksucker that is. Yeah, Fletcher escaped being thrown into the slammer, all right, but here's what happened in 2007 when a stubborn Fletcher ran for reelection:
Steve Beshear 619,553 (58.7%)
Ernie Fletcher 435,772 (41.3%)
Beshear spanked Fletcher for more than 17% of the vote! That's huge! Not only did he lose but he discredited the party as well! LMAO!
[UPDATE: You know what's really weird? Fletcher beat GOP Cocksucker #324 (STEVE NUNN) out for this job. Now Nunn has been arrested for the murder of his ex-fiancee. So in the GOP Cocksucker Primary, the people had their choice between a murderer or a crook. So they took the crook. No one can say Kentuckians don't value human life!]
S. Olson
New Hampshire - #78-81
#78 ALAN RAYMOND
GOP TECHNICAL CONSULTANT
#79 CHARLES McGEE
FORMER EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, NEW HAMPSHIRE GOP
#80 SHAUN HANSEN
FORMER CEO OF MYLO ENTERPRISES, IDAHO
#81 JAMES T0BIN
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF NEW HAMPSHIRE GOP
I can't remember if I included 'no moral compass' in my list of GOP cocksucker traits but if I didn't , it should be in there because Raymond's must have been spinning in a magnetic field. Raymon is also a living example of another trait: GOP cocksuckers will betray ANYONE if they think it means they can save their own asses some jail time.
Actually, what Raymond wanted was revenge on the GOP cocksuckers who tried to stiff him after hiring him to jam the phones at DNC headquarters--typical GOP cocksucker behavior. Raymond got five months in the slammer and a $15,600 fine for helping to suppress voter turnout and give Rep. John Sununu a slim victory.
But Raymond also got even. He got Charles McGee, the executive director of the New Hampshire GOP and Shaun Hansen of Mylo Enterprises to go to jail with him. James Tobin fought tooth and nail to avoid the slammer but had to resign as chairman of the NHGOP and practially backrupted the state party too. Tobin got 10 months but managed to get the RNC to spend $2.5 million to get him a new trial. I am waiting for his mouthpiece to say that he can't possibly get a fair trial in the U.S. because he's a Republ;ican and no one believes anything they say anymore. LOL.
[UPDATE: After being convicted and having the case overturned, the Justice department dropped the case against Tobin.]
S. Olson
GOP TECHNICAL CONSULTANT
#79 CHARLES McGEE
FORMER EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, NEW HAMPSHIRE GOP
#80 SHAUN HANSEN
FORMER CEO OF MYLO ENTERPRISES, IDAHO
#81 JAMES T0BIN
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF NEW HAMPSHIRE GOP
I can't remember if I included 'no moral compass' in my list of GOP cocksucker traits but if I didn't , it should be in there because Raymond's must have been spinning in a magnetic field. Raymon is also a living example of another trait: GOP cocksuckers will betray ANYONE if they think it means they can save their own asses some jail time.
Actually, what Raymond wanted was revenge on the GOP cocksuckers who tried to stiff him after hiring him to jam the phones at DNC headquarters--typical GOP cocksucker behavior. Raymond got five months in the slammer and a $15,600 fine for helping to suppress voter turnout and give Rep. John Sununu a slim victory.
But Raymond also got even. He got Charles McGee, the executive director of the New Hampshire GOP and Shaun Hansen of Mylo Enterprises to go to jail with him. James Tobin fought tooth and nail to avoid the slammer but had to resign as chairman of the NHGOP and practially backrupted the state party too. Tobin got 10 months but managed to get the RNC to spend $2.5 million to get him a new trial. I am waiting for his mouthpiece to say that he can't possibly get a fair trial in the U.S. because he's a Republ;ican and no one believes anything they say anymore. LOL.
[UPDATE: After being convicted and having the case overturned, the Justice department dropped the case against Tobin.]
S. Olson
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Another Sign You're Dealing With A GOP Cocksucker - #77
#77 CECILIA GRIMES
LOBBYIST
One thing you can say about the GOP cocksuckers, they sure are consistent.
Especially when it comes to thinking we'll just get tired and go away. Ex-rep Tom DeLay is trying it in Texas.
That's the third sign of a GOP cocksucker. There are actually six. The other five are:
1. Worship of money.
2. Worship of their own asses.
3. A conviction that their opponents are fools
4. Having or having HAD money entitles them to respect
5. No sense of shame
Grimes was being investigated to see how far she had her nose up former Rep. Curt Weldon's ass when he was one of the senior members of the House Armed Services Committee. She got subpeoned because there were nasty allegations that Weldon was helping his daughter Karen and her business partner, Charles Sexton, get more than a million bucks in contracts. Then it mutated. Grimes got attention because as the scandal unfolded, it appeared that Weldon was doing more than helping out his daughter. There were questions about whether Weldon had helped out Grimes in appropriations requests. She suddenly found herself getting grand jury subpoenas after the FBI raided Karen Weldon's house.
Now, what do you suppose Grimes did?
She threw her grand jury subpeonas in the garbage. LOL.
Really, What she didn't know was that the FBI was going through her trash and found the subpeonas, PLUS the Amtrak receipts, PLUS the American airline boarding passes, PLUS the fourteen RSVP cards for a dinner honoring Weldon, which call for responses to be sent to Grimes. Among other things, the subpeona was demanding she produce these.
She also threw out her Blackberry at a local Arby's so investigators could not retrieve her e-mails. She didn't know the FBI followed her there, too.
Grimes has been arrested on charges of evidence tampering.
Oh no. WE aren't going to go away just because we took Weldon's seat away from him in The Thumpin.' Not at all. We're going to take care of the people's business AND throw as many of you GOP cocksuckers in jail as we can.
LOL
And there is nothing you can do about it.
S. Olson
LOBBYIST
One thing you can say about the GOP cocksuckers, they sure are consistent.
Especially when it comes to thinking we'll just get tired and go away. Ex-rep Tom DeLay is trying it in Texas.
That's the third sign of a GOP cocksucker. There are actually six. The other five are:
1. Worship of money.
2. Worship of their own asses.
3. A conviction that their opponents are fools
4. Having or having HAD money entitles them to respect
5. No sense of shame
Grimes was being investigated to see how far she had her nose up former Rep. Curt Weldon's ass when he was one of the senior members of the House Armed Services Committee. She got subpeoned because there were nasty allegations that Weldon was helping his daughter Karen and her business partner, Charles Sexton, get more than a million bucks in contracts. Then it mutated. Grimes got attention because as the scandal unfolded, it appeared that Weldon was doing more than helping out his daughter. There were questions about whether Weldon had helped out Grimes in appropriations requests. She suddenly found herself getting grand jury subpoenas after the FBI raided Karen Weldon's house.
Now, what do you suppose Grimes did?
She threw her grand jury subpeonas in the garbage. LOL.
Really, What she didn't know was that the FBI was going through her trash and found the subpeonas, PLUS the Amtrak receipts, PLUS the American airline boarding passes, PLUS the fourteen RSVP cards for a dinner honoring Weldon, which call for responses to be sent to Grimes. Among other things, the subpeona was demanding she produce these.
She also threw out her Blackberry at a local Arby's so investigators could not retrieve her e-mails. She didn't know the FBI followed her there, too.
Grimes has been arrested on charges of evidence tampering.
Oh no. WE aren't going to go away just because we took Weldon's seat away from him in The Thumpin.' Not at all. We're going to take care of the people's business AND throw as many of you GOP cocksuckers in jail as we can.
LOL
And there is nothing you can do about it.
S. Olson
Here Come Da Drunks! v. 25.0 - #76
#76 THOMAS DRUCE,
FORMER STATE REPRESENTATIVE, PENNSYLVANIA
Classification: Type IV Drunk (Killer)
Object Struck: Human being
There is a reason the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere, exists. GOP cocksuckers simply have to be examined before they even GET behind the wheel of a car because a lot of the time they are three sheets to the wind. Don't believe me? Why, just on this list alone there has been:
1. Mike Krusee, Texas state representative
2. Randy Scott, South Carolina state representative
3. Rep. Vito Fossella, New York congressman
4. Joe Boylan, North Carolina state representative
5. Wade Stroup, Jr., ex-mayor of Cherryville, NC
6. Craig Westerberg, DA in Durango, CO
7. Ben Harbin, Georgia state representative
8. Chris Healey, Connecticut GOP state chairman
9. Robert Vellanoweth, political appointee by Gov. Arnold Schwarzengger of California
10. Trish Groe, Arizona state representative
11. Scott Baggio, Montana state representative
12. Matt Shaner, republican hopeful for Congress in Pennsylvania
13. Jeffrey Kaelin, Maine state representative
14. David Law, Michigan state representative
15. Rep. Kevin Brady, Texas congressman
16. David Graves, Georgia state representative
17. Livvy Floren, Connecticut, state representative
18. Lee Constantine, Florida state senator
19. Joe Thompson, New Mexico state representative
20. Lana Oleen, Kansas state senate majorty leader
21. Edward Pugh, Kansas state senator
22. Louis Blessing, Ohio state senator
23. Tom Burcham, Missouri state representative
24. Johnny Nugent, Indiana state senator.
Not just a FEW bad apples. 24 bad apples. And they are all across the country from Maine (or Florida) to California. Not a single one of them a Democrat.
If they just did a fender-bender (and some have) it wouldn't be so bad but a lot of these hypocrites (like, oh, GOP Cocksucker #18 (DAVID GRAVES) of Georgia or GOP Cocksucker #25 (BEN HARBIN), same state, come to mind) do even worse things (like GOP Cocksucker #31 (ROBERT VELLANOWETH,) who was so polluted he t-boned another car, killing the driver and one of the passengers on the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CAR)
That brings us to Druce. What did he do? Well, Druce admitted--after police had him by the short hairs--to hitting one Kenneth Cains in 2004, a 42-year-old ex-Marine down on his luck and so drunk he stepped in front of Druce's SUV, presumably by accident. There was nothing Druce could do and he struck and killed him.
Then the old adage, 'character is what you do when nobody's watching' came into play. Druce simply kept going and got his SUV repaired before police could inspect it. Then he exhausted every single one of his appeals over a three-year period before he finally went to the slammer, where he was for two years for leaving the scene of a fatal accident, evidence tampering and insurance fraud.
And why didn't Druce just stop? Get this: He said he thought he'd hit a street sign. Yeah. A street sign with arms and legs. In his eyes this was apparently a rational excuse.
S. Olson
FORMER STATE REPRESENTATIVE, PENNSYLVANIA
Classification: Type IV Drunk (Killer)
Object Struck: Human being
There is a reason the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere, exists. GOP cocksuckers simply have to be examined before they even GET behind the wheel of a car because a lot of the time they are three sheets to the wind. Don't believe me? Why, just on this list alone there has been:
1. Mike Krusee, Texas state representative
2. Randy Scott, South Carolina state representative
3. Rep. Vito Fossella, New York congressman
4. Joe Boylan, North Carolina state representative
5. Wade Stroup, Jr., ex-mayor of Cherryville, NC
6. Craig Westerberg, DA in Durango, CO
7. Ben Harbin, Georgia state representative
8. Chris Healey, Connecticut GOP state chairman
9. Robert Vellanoweth, political appointee by Gov. Arnold Schwarzengger of California
10. Trish Groe, Arizona state representative
11. Scott Baggio, Montana state representative
12. Matt Shaner, republican hopeful for Congress in Pennsylvania
13. Jeffrey Kaelin, Maine state representative
14. David Law, Michigan state representative
15. Rep. Kevin Brady, Texas congressman
16. David Graves, Georgia state representative
17. Livvy Floren, Connecticut, state representative
18. Lee Constantine, Florida state senator
19. Joe Thompson, New Mexico state representative
20. Lana Oleen, Kansas state senate majorty leader
21. Edward Pugh, Kansas state senator
22. Louis Blessing, Ohio state senator
23. Tom Burcham, Missouri state representative
24. Johnny Nugent, Indiana state senator.
Not just a FEW bad apples. 24 bad apples. And they are all across the country from Maine (or Florida) to California. Not a single one of them a Democrat.
If they just did a fender-bender (and some have) it wouldn't be so bad but a lot of these hypocrites (like, oh, GOP Cocksucker #18 (DAVID GRAVES) of Georgia or GOP Cocksucker #25 (BEN HARBIN), same state, come to mind) do even worse things (like GOP Cocksucker #31 (ROBERT VELLANOWETH,) who was so polluted he t-boned another car, killing the driver and one of the passengers on the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CAR)
That brings us to Druce. What did he do? Well, Druce admitted--after police had him by the short hairs--to hitting one Kenneth Cains in 2004, a 42-year-old ex-Marine down on his luck and so drunk he stepped in front of Druce's SUV, presumably by accident. There was nothing Druce could do and he struck and killed him.
Then the old adage, 'character is what you do when nobody's watching' came into play. Druce simply kept going and got his SUV repaired before police could inspect it. Then he exhausted every single one of his appeals over a three-year period before he finally went to the slammer, where he was for two years for leaving the scene of a fatal accident, evidence tampering and insurance fraud.
And why didn't Druce just stop? Get this: He said he thought he'd hit a street sign. Yeah. A street sign with arms and legs. In his eyes this was apparently a rational excuse.
S. Olson
Monday, September 14, 2009
Let's Go Out Today With Some Humor - #75
#75 STATE REP. TROY KING
ATTORNEY GENERAL OF ALABAMA
[ UPDATE: Why did John McCain get his brains beat out last year? Because he was trying to unify a party with THESE kind of characters in it.]
More proof of my oft-stated belief that if the GOP cocksuckers are crying about something being a terrible threat to America, odds are that they are the ones doing it.
Troy King was all about outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. He was kinda obsessive about the subject. Here's a sample of a letter he wrote to the Crimson White, the college newspaper at the University of Alabama when he was going to law school there:
"The time has come for the majority to rise from its figurative slumber. The picture on the front page of Monday's issue of The Crimson White looked like the front page of Sodom and Gomorrah News the day before those cities were destroyed. I and a majority of the students were appalled not that these students would pose for this picture, for we have seen that the homosexuals in America will do anything to grab a headline but rather I am furious that this paper would sacrifice its journalistic integrity for a tabloid-esque reporting! It is indeed sad that America has fallen to the point where she will condone any type of deviant, immoral activity in which a group desires to participate. However, perhaps even more compelling evidence of the perversion of America is evidenced not only by the fact that this story was published in the newspaper but rather that it was graphically depicted on the front page."
And that was just on homosexuality. Never mind his opinion on *sex toys.* (King's staff was highly outraged about a cartoon of him in bondage gear wearing a crown and holding an inflatable pig with the return address of Loretta Nall, the libertarian party candidate for Governor on it.)
Then King gets caught in bed with a gay staffer the weekend of July 12-13, 2008. LOL.
Actually the joke was he got caught in bed with a former Homecoming King who graduated from Troy University. (I doubt that it's true but hey, it should be. I just wish to God I had made that joke.)
And who catches him? His wife.
Suddenly, the action comes fast and furious. Much like the sex between King and his Boy Toy. First King calls a press conference that will supposedly deal with the swirling rumors about the 'King of Troy.' [I wish I had made that one too.] But that gets canceled because King says he was afraid other kids at school would call his kids "a name." No shit. He ACTUALLY claimed this. Never mind the fact that school's out for the summer.
Then King's wife throws him out, to which the Alabama electorate says, 'Well, fuck, it's about time,' but we don't really know if that's true or not either. [UPDATE: In retrospect, who cares?]
Then John McCain, of whose crashing and burning presidential campaign King is the Alabama state chair, throws King under the bus. No mention of the Queen King is on McCain's campaign website.
To describe this as delicious is an understatment.
S. Olson
ATTORNEY GENERAL OF ALABAMA
[ UPDATE: Why did John McCain get his brains beat out last year? Because he was trying to unify a party with THESE kind of characters in it.]
More proof of my oft-stated belief that if the GOP cocksuckers are crying about something being a terrible threat to America, odds are that they are the ones doing it.
Troy King was all about outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. He was kinda obsessive about the subject. Here's a sample of a letter he wrote to the Crimson White, the college newspaper at the University of Alabama when he was going to law school there:
"The time has come for the majority to rise from its figurative slumber. The picture on the front page of Monday's issue of The Crimson White looked like the front page of Sodom and Gomorrah News the day before those cities were destroyed. I and a majority of the students were appalled not that these students would pose for this picture, for we have seen that the homosexuals in America will do anything to grab a headline but rather I am furious that this paper would sacrifice its journalistic integrity for a tabloid-esque reporting! It is indeed sad that America has fallen to the point where she will condone any type of deviant, immoral activity in which a group desires to participate. However, perhaps even more compelling evidence of the perversion of America is evidenced not only by the fact that this story was published in the newspaper but rather that it was graphically depicted on the front page."
And that was just on homosexuality. Never mind his opinion on *sex toys.* (King's staff was highly outraged about a cartoon of him in bondage gear wearing a crown and holding an inflatable pig with the return address of Loretta Nall, the libertarian party candidate for Governor on it.)
Then King gets caught in bed with a gay staffer the weekend of July 12-13, 2008. LOL.
Actually the joke was he got caught in bed with a former Homecoming King who graduated from Troy University. (I doubt that it's true but hey, it should be. I just wish to God I had made that joke.)
And who catches him? His wife.
Suddenly, the action comes fast and furious. Much like the sex between King and his Boy Toy. First King calls a press conference that will supposedly deal with the swirling rumors about the 'King of Troy.' [I wish I had made that one too.] But that gets canceled because King says he was afraid other kids at school would call his kids "a name." No shit. He ACTUALLY claimed this. Never mind the fact that school's out for the summer.
Then King's wife throws him out, to which the Alabama electorate says, 'Well, fuck, it's about time,' but we don't really know if that's true or not either. [UPDATE: In retrospect, who cares?]
Then John McCain, of whose crashing and burning presidential campaign King is the Alabama state chair, throws King under the bus. No mention of the Queen King is on McCain's campaign website.
To describe this as delicious is an understatment.
S. Olson
How Dangerous and Power Hungry Are the GOP Cocksuckers? - #74
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Pedophile III - #73
#73 JON MATTHEWS
RADIO PERSONALITY AND NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST
The GOP cocksuckers claim we're being obsessive and filthy-minded on the matter when we report on the doings of GOP cocksucker pedophiles; as if this makes US guilty for THEIR behavior. [Snort] Who are they trying to kid? They just don't like us telling everyone what they're doing.
What kind of behavior, you ask? Well, behavior like Jon Matthews of SugarLand, TX. Matthews was a right-wing talk show host for a station in Houston. He was frankly, racist, which went over smooth as honey in Redneckland, but it was his gun nuttery that he was known for.
In 2004, Matthews admitted exposing himself to a 13-year-old girl who had come over to play with his puppy. When the news broke, the station manager suspended his old ass. After Matthews got a 7 year suspended sentence and probation he was allowed to resign.
After the next-door neighbors sued him, Matthews settled for more than a quarter of a million dollars. Know what his defenders claimed? You'll never guess. "Well, she looked a lot older than 11." Really. Never mind the fact she was coming over to pet his puppy.
The terms of Matthews' probation were that he abstain from alcohol and stop looking at sexually obscene material.
That lasted a grand total of four years before Matthews got liquored up and started discussing sexual fantasies with a 12 year old on the internet and it may have begun earlier, as Matthews himself admitted to getting plowed regularly about eight weeks before the incident.
The result? Matthews gets three years in the Hoozegow, the one with all the BLACKS in it. And without his cherished assualt weapons. I haven't checked to see if, as a convicted felon, Matthews will ever be able to legally have a gun again.
UPDATE: No, he will not. LOL
S. Olson
RADIO PERSONALITY AND NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST
The GOP cocksuckers claim we're being obsessive and filthy-minded on the matter when we report on the doings of GOP cocksucker pedophiles; as if this makes US guilty for THEIR behavior. [Snort] Who are they trying to kid? They just don't like us telling everyone what they're doing.
What kind of behavior, you ask? Well, behavior like Jon Matthews of SugarLand, TX. Matthews was a right-wing talk show host for a station in Houston. He was frankly, racist, which went over smooth as honey in Redneckland, but it was his gun nuttery that he was known for.
In 2004, Matthews admitted exposing himself to a 13-year-old girl who had come over to play with his puppy. When the news broke, the station manager suspended his old ass. After Matthews got a 7 year suspended sentence and probation he was allowed to resign.
After the next-door neighbors sued him, Matthews settled for more than a quarter of a million dollars. Know what his defenders claimed? You'll never guess. "Well, she looked a lot older than 11." Really. Never mind the fact she was coming over to pet his puppy.
The terms of Matthews' probation were that he abstain from alcohol and stop looking at sexually obscene material.
That lasted a grand total of four years before Matthews got liquored up and started discussing sexual fantasies with a 12 year old on the internet and it may have begun earlier, as Matthews himself admitted to getting plowed regularly about eight weeks before the incident.
The result? Matthews gets three years in the Hoozegow, the one with all the BLACKS in it. And without his cherished assualt weapons. I haven't checked to see if, as a convicted felon, Matthews will ever be able to legally have a gun again.
UPDATE: No, he will not. LOL
S. Olson
The Longest Sentence Ever Meted Out to a U.S. Congressman For Bribery - #72
# 72 RANDY 'DUKE' CUNNINGHAM
EX-CONGRESSMAN FROM THE CALIFORNIA 50TH
There are two big scandals in Washington dogging the Drunken Frat Boy administration. The first is the Jack Who? Affair (no shit, that is exactly how Ex-Rep. Tom DeLay referring to Abramoff when the charges first broke and after he called Abramoff his "good friend.") and the second is THIS fuckin' guy.
Cunningham was a war hero in Vietnam and a respectable figure who was a member of Appropriations and Intelligence committees, and chaired the House Intelligence Subcommittee on Human Intelligence Analysis and Counterintelligence.
He was controversial during his tenure but it was the kind if controversy GOP cocksuckers love. For example:
A. He called the rectal examination for prostate cancer "not normal' unless you're [gay congressman] Barney Frank."
B. Flipped The Bird at a constituent during an argument over military spending.
C. Suggested that the democratic house leadership be lined up and shot.
D. Referred to gay soldiers as 'homos,' refused to yield the floor to Rep. Patricia Schroeder of Colorado and told Rep. Bernie Sanders of Vermont when he tried to object, "Sit down, you socialist."
E. Got into a shoving match with Rep. Jim Moran of New York over sending troops to Bosnia.
What GOP cocksuckers WON'T tell you about that last one was that Cunningham ran away from the shoving match and was found later crying in the House cloakroom.
Well, okay, he was kind of rough around the edges but hey, GOP cocksuckers LOVE that. He served from 1991 to 2005.
What they don't like to mentin is that 'Straight-Arrow' Cunningham started taking bribes in 2004.
Cunningham accepted at least $2.4 million in bribes and underreported his income for 2004 to boot. He pled guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud, wire fraud, and tax evasion.
Not only did he quit Congress but he was sentenced to eight years and four months in prison and ordered to pay $1.8 million in restitution. Suddenly, the Dukester might have as well been slugging it out with Charlie in a rice paddy.
Not only that, he STILL had those goddam feds on his ass. They squeezed him to wear a wire where defense contractor Mitchell Wade pled guilty. And he was a prosecution witness in the conviction of defense contractor Brent Wilkes. Now the trial of Kyle 'Dusty' Foggo (former #3 at the CIA) is ongoing and Cunningham is expected to help THEM too.
Even worse, the feds are now investigating ties between Wilkes and DeLay. And if THOSE go through, Cunningham may have to testify again.
Yes, the GOP cocksuckers need to be fucked, broken and driven across the land. And with Cunningham, we get our wish.
UPDATE: Foggo became GOP Cocksucker #273
S. Olson
EX-CONGRESSMAN FROM THE CALIFORNIA 50TH
There are two big scandals in Washington dogging the Drunken Frat Boy administration. The first is the Jack Who? Affair (no shit, that is exactly how Ex-Rep. Tom DeLay referring to Abramoff when the charges first broke and after he called Abramoff his "good friend.") and the second is THIS fuckin' guy.
Cunningham was a war hero in Vietnam and a respectable figure who was a member of Appropriations and Intelligence committees, and chaired the House Intelligence Subcommittee on Human Intelligence Analysis and Counterintelligence.
He was controversial during his tenure but it was the kind if controversy GOP cocksuckers love. For example:
A. He called the rectal examination for prostate cancer "not normal' unless you're [gay congressman] Barney Frank."
B. Flipped The Bird at a constituent during an argument over military spending.
C. Suggested that the democratic house leadership be lined up and shot.
D. Referred to gay soldiers as 'homos,' refused to yield the floor to Rep. Patricia Schroeder of Colorado and told Rep. Bernie Sanders of Vermont when he tried to object, "Sit down, you socialist."
E. Got into a shoving match with Rep. Jim Moran of New York over sending troops to Bosnia.
What GOP cocksuckers WON'T tell you about that last one was that Cunningham ran away from the shoving match and was found later crying in the House cloakroom.
Well, okay, he was kind of rough around the edges but hey, GOP cocksuckers LOVE that. He served from 1991 to 2005.
What they don't like to mentin is that 'Straight-Arrow' Cunningham started taking bribes in 2004.
Cunningham accepted at least $2.4 million in bribes and underreported his income for 2004 to boot. He pled guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud, wire fraud, and tax evasion.
Not only did he quit Congress but he was sentenced to eight years and four months in prison and ordered to pay $1.8 million in restitution. Suddenly, the Dukester might have as well been slugging it out with Charlie in a rice paddy.
Not only that, he STILL had those goddam feds on his ass. They squeezed him to wear a wire where defense contractor Mitchell Wade pled guilty. And he was a prosecution witness in the conviction of defense contractor Brent Wilkes. Now the trial of Kyle 'Dusty' Foggo (former #3 at the CIA) is ongoing and Cunningham is expected to help THEM too.
Even worse, the feds are now investigating ties between Wilkes and DeLay. And if THOSE go through, Cunningham may have to testify again.
Yes, the GOP cocksuckers need to be fucked, broken and driven across the land. And with Cunningham, we get our wish.
UPDATE: Foggo became GOP Cocksucker #273
S. Olson
Blast From the Past: Croaking the GOP Cocksucker Myth of Morality - #71
#71 JIM BAKKER
TELEVANGELIST
Only the Fat Junkie squirming could top this case, which struck at the very heart of the GOP Cocksucker belief that they are very, very moral. Much more moral than those filthy Democrats.
Actually they weren't more moral so much as they were suckers. It was the Bakker Case and his PTL Club that really rammed it home. All through the early and mid 90s I carried a picture of Bakker and whenever I encountered a clergyman on a tear, I took out the picture during one of his rants and held it up where people could see it. It never failed to get a laugh. *Never.* Plus, the longer the preacher went on with his bullshit, the funnier it got because he'd been instantly discredited. However long he ran his mouth determined how deep his grave would be.
In '88, Bakker was convicted in North Carolina on eight counts of mail fraud, *15* counts of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy. This wasn't any liberal conspiracy, either. Not only had he fucked Jessica Hahn on the sly and then paid her over a quarter of a million to get her to keep her mouth shut, Bakker had also taken over $3 million of his contributors' money and used it to finance he and his wife's lifestyle. Here's is what the judge said at Bakker's sentencing hearing. The words should ring in your ears with the ominous sound of truth:
-- U.S. District Judge Robert Potter:
''Those of us who do have a religion are sick of being saps for money-grubbing preachers and priests.''
Man, if I was Bakker's *attorney* and I heard that before the judge pronounced sentence, I would have known to the center of my being that there was a bad moon rising somewhere.
And sure as shit, here it came. Potter hit Bakker right in the mouth with a $500,000 fine and 45 YEARS IN PRISON.
The lawyers gasped. Potter didn't give two shits. A jury had just convicted this little fucker in front of him on 24 counts of fraud. This was just before sentencing guidelines were established, so Potter didn't have to screw around. He threw Bakker's crooked ass of the edge of the world.
Two years later, a federal appeals court voided the fine and changed Bakker's sentence to *18* years. Bakker served five years of it before he got paroled. A class-action suit in North Carolina representing more than 160,000 of Bakker's former contributors was hurled out of court in a decision that basically said, "Hey, assholes, you were warned but you still gave the little fuck your money. Now you get to live with being stupid. You should have had oodles of practice by now."
Two years ago, Bakker's makeup-coated first wife, Tammy Faye, died. Bakker remarried and is now in Branson, MO, trying to reconstruct Heritage USA, which at the time was the third-largest amusement park in the world. Bakker still owes $5.75 million to the IRS.
S. Olson
TELEVANGELIST
Only the Fat Junkie squirming could top this case, which struck at the very heart of the GOP Cocksucker belief that they are very, very moral. Much more moral than those filthy Democrats.
Actually they weren't more moral so much as they were suckers. It was the Bakker Case and his PTL Club that really rammed it home. All through the early and mid 90s I carried a picture of Bakker and whenever I encountered a clergyman on a tear, I took out the picture during one of his rants and held it up where people could see it. It never failed to get a laugh. *Never.* Plus, the longer the preacher went on with his bullshit, the funnier it got because he'd been instantly discredited. However long he ran his mouth determined how deep his grave would be.
In '88, Bakker was convicted in North Carolina on eight counts of mail fraud, *15* counts of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy. This wasn't any liberal conspiracy, either. Not only had he fucked Jessica Hahn on the sly and then paid her over a quarter of a million to get her to keep her mouth shut, Bakker had also taken over $3 million of his contributors' money and used it to finance he and his wife's lifestyle. Here's is what the judge said at Bakker's sentencing hearing. The words should ring in your ears with the ominous sound of truth:
-- U.S. District Judge Robert Potter:
''Those of us who do have a religion are sick of being saps for money-grubbing preachers and priests.''
Man, if I was Bakker's *attorney* and I heard that before the judge pronounced sentence, I would have known to the center of my being that there was a bad moon rising somewhere.
And sure as shit, here it came. Potter hit Bakker right in the mouth with a $500,000 fine and 45 YEARS IN PRISON.
The lawyers gasped. Potter didn't give two shits. A jury had just convicted this little fucker in front of him on 24 counts of fraud. This was just before sentencing guidelines were established, so Potter didn't have to screw around. He threw Bakker's crooked ass of the edge of the world.
Two years later, a federal appeals court voided the fine and changed Bakker's sentence to *18* years. Bakker served five years of it before he got paroled. A class-action suit in North Carolina representing more than 160,000 of Bakker's former contributors was hurled out of court in a decision that basically said, "Hey, assholes, you were warned but you still gave the little fuck your money. Now you get to live with being stupid. You should have had oodles of practice by now."
Two years ago, Bakker's makeup-coated first wife, Tammy Faye, died. Bakker remarried and is now in Branson, MO, trying to reconstruct Heritage USA, which at the time was the third-largest amusement park in the world. Bakker still owes $5.75 million to the IRS.
S. Olson
The Fat Junkie and Hypocrisy
#70 RUSH LIMBAUGH
FAT JUNKIE & RADIO COMMENTATOR
This one was so choice that it still makes me laugh more than six years later.
Limbaugh, the conservative radio commentator who extolled 'personal responsiblity' and damned drug users to the skies, turned himself in to authorites after a warrant for his arrest was issued on a count of prescription fraud, His lawyer worked out a deal where he didn't have to plead guilty as long as he sought treament for the addiction.
Limbaugh denies doing what's called 'doctor shopping', but on the warrant, here is what The American Hindenburg did:
Sometime between February and August 2003, Limbaugh withheld information from a medical practitioner from whom he sought to obtain a controlled substance or a prescription for a controlled substance. That substance was mostly OxyContin--known as 'Hillbilly Heroin'--but there were other painkillers. See, the Fat Junkie had a thing for painkillers because he claimed to have 'severe back pain.' At least that's what he SAID.
Limbaugh kept swallowing the pills despite his hearing loss and evidence that abuse of painkillers leads to a permanent loss of hearing. Does that sound mean? Oh...not any meaner than the Fat Junkie claiming Michael J. Fox was exaggerating his Parkinson's Disease when he chastized Limbaugh in a TV commercial for opposing the Stem Cell Research that might help him. Remember that? *I* sure do. And I bet I'm not alone. That behavior struck me as cruel. So when you look at it, Limbaugh's juuuust getting back what he's been dishing out to people for more than a decade.
What makes this so sweet is how the Fat Junkie used to damn drug abusers regularly. Here, look at this from his TV show in 1995:
"Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up,"
He forgot to add, "unless it's me."
This little stunt did, however, cost him $30,000 and he had to see his doctor for 2½ years for treatment, which should be ending in October. That will be just in time for him to see his buddies get thrown out of Congress by the bushelbasket and a black man get elected President of the United States. Just an occasion where the Fat Junkie would think he NEEDED a handful of pills...LOL
UPDATE: LMAO! PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
S. Olson
FAT JUNKIE & RADIO COMMENTATOR
This one was so choice that it still makes me laugh more than six years later.
Limbaugh, the conservative radio commentator who extolled 'personal responsiblity' and damned drug users to the skies, turned himself in to authorites after a warrant for his arrest was issued on a count of prescription fraud, His lawyer worked out a deal where he didn't have to plead guilty as long as he sought treament for the addiction.
Limbaugh denies doing what's called 'doctor shopping', but on the warrant, here is what The American Hindenburg did:
Sometime between February and August 2003, Limbaugh withheld information from a medical practitioner from whom he sought to obtain a controlled substance or a prescription for a controlled substance. That substance was mostly OxyContin--known as 'Hillbilly Heroin'--but there were other painkillers. See, the Fat Junkie had a thing for painkillers because he claimed to have 'severe back pain.' At least that's what he SAID.
Limbaugh kept swallowing the pills despite his hearing loss and evidence that abuse of painkillers leads to a permanent loss of hearing. Does that sound mean? Oh...not any meaner than the Fat Junkie claiming Michael J. Fox was exaggerating his Parkinson's Disease when he chastized Limbaugh in a TV commercial for opposing the Stem Cell Research that might help him. Remember that? *I* sure do. And I bet I'm not alone. That behavior struck me as cruel. So when you look at it, Limbaugh's juuuust getting back what he's been dishing out to people for more than a decade.
What makes this so sweet is how the Fat Junkie used to damn drug abusers regularly. Here, look at this from his TV show in 1995:
"Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up,"
He forgot to add, "unless it's me."
This little stunt did, however, cost him $30,000 and he had to see his doctor for 2½ years for treatment, which should be ending in October. That will be just in time for him to see his buddies get thrown out of Congress by the bushelbasket and a black man get elected President of the United States. Just an occasion where the Fat Junkie would think he NEEDED a handful of pills...LOL
UPDATE: LMAO! PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
S. Olson
If You Ever Doubted Stupidity Was Harmful, Check Out Dear Dead Ron's Performance on THIS One - #69
#69 KATRINA LEUNG
GOP FUNDRAISER AND RED CHINESE DOUBLE AGENT
Boy, the GOP Cocksuckers don't like to talk about this one at all, if they even know it.
Leung was an 'asset' for the FBI as far back as 1984 and had been investigated by them as far back as 1981. Turned out that Leung was working for the Chinese Communist's Ministry of State Security. She copied a top secret document and handing it over to MSS. But she wasn't charged with the crime because prosecutors had fucked everything up and gotten the case thrown out due to prosecutorial misconduct. A month earlier on a trip to Communist China, Leung had photographs of six FBI agents in her luggage. When she came back, two of them were missing.
Leung eventually pled guilty to lying to the FBI and filing a false federal tax return, for which she had to cooperate in full debriefings, paid a $100,000 fine, got three years probation (which will expire in December) and had to do 100 hours of community service.
Now, who was president of the United States in 1984? Well, if you listen to the GOP cocksuckers, it would just have to be that dirty rotten Bill Clinton, who got a blowjob from that fat Jewess. He's the only one who could have done such a despicable thing.
Actually it was Dear Dead Ron himself, the Republican hero.
S. Olson
GOP FUNDRAISER AND RED CHINESE DOUBLE AGENT
Boy, the GOP Cocksuckers don't like to talk about this one at all, if they even know it.
Leung was an 'asset' for the FBI as far back as 1984 and had been investigated by them as far back as 1981. Turned out that Leung was working for the Chinese Communist's Ministry of State Security. She copied a top secret document and handing it over to MSS. But she wasn't charged with the crime because prosecutors had fucked everything up and gotten the case thrown out due to prosecutorial misconduct. A month earlier on a trip to Communist China, Leung had photographs of six FBI agents in her luggage. When she came back, two of them were missing.
Leung eventually pled guilty to lying to the FBI and filing a false federal tax return, for which she had to cooperate in full debriefings, paid a $100,000 fine, got three years probation (which will expire in December) and had to do 100 hours of community service.
Now, who was president of the United States in 1984? Well, if you listen to the GOP cocksuckers, it would just have to be that dirty rotten Bill Clinton, who got a blowjob from that fat Jewess. He's the only one who could have done such a despicable thing.
Actually it was Dear Dead Ron himself, the Republican hero.
S. Olson
I Mentioned GOP Cocksuckers Are Dumb As A Sack of Hammers, Right? - #68
#68 ABDUL TAWALA IBN ALI ALISHTARI
AKA MIKE MIXON
GOP FUNDRAISER
The GOP cocksuckers absolutely love to claim that the Democratic party is a party full of traitors and only they can keep us safe from the terrorist, that is if we'll just give people like ol' Mike Mixon a donation for the GOP. I mean, what price freedom, eh?
There was one problem with that. Mixon's REAL name is Abdul Tawala ibn Ali Alishtari and in mid-February of this year, he was indicted for slipping some of the millions he coaxed out of wealthy donors to terrorist organizations in Afghanistan.
Alishtari, or Mixon if you prefer, gave the GOP more than $35,000 since 2003. While the National Republican Senatorial Commitee donated the $20,000 it got from Alishtari to a military organization that benefits soldier's families, (Or so it says.) oddly enough didn't name Alishtari. The National Republican Congressional Committee however, is hanging tough with terrorists, waiting to see if Alishtari is found guilty before giving back the $15,000 he gave them.
S. Olson
AKA MIKE MIXON
GOP FUNDRAISER
The GOP cocksuckers absolutely love to claim that the Democratic party is a party full of traitors and only they can keep us safe from the terrorist, that is if we'll just give people like ol' Mike Mixon a donation for the GOP. I mean, what price freedom, eh?
There was one problem with that. Mixon's REAL name is Abdul Tawala ibn Ali Alishtari and in mid-February of this year, he was indicted for slipping some of the millions he coaxed out of wealthy donors to terrorist organizations in Afghanistan.
Alishtari, or Mixon if you prefer, gave the GOP more than $35,000 since 2003. While the National Republican Senatorial Commitee donated the $20,000 it got from Alishtari to a military organization that benefits soldier's families, (Or so it says.) oddly enough didn't name Alishtari. The National Republican Congressional Committee however, is hanging tough with terrorists, waiting to see if Alishtari is found guilty before giving back the $15,000 he gave them.
S. Olson
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Oh, Yeah. GOP Cocksuckers are Dumb as Stumps, Too - #66
#66 MARK DELI SIJANDER,
FORMER MICHIGAN STATE REPRESENTATIVE; FORMER MICHIGAN CONGRESSMAN FOR THE MICHIGAN 4TH
"I'm part of the silent majority that was heard Nov. 4 [when President Reagan was elected], My support comes from morally concerned citizens who are sick of the situation in this country."
Know who said that? None other than GOP Cocksucker #66, Mark Deli Sijander when he triumphed in a special election to succeed David Stockman in the Michigan 4th. When a GOP Cocksucker says something like that, you know incompetence has just reared its ugly head.
Sijander may have been sick of the situation in this country, but giving over a quarter of a million bucks to an Afghani warlord sure brought new meaning to his words. The meat of the matter is that this money, while disguised as going to orphanages actually went to things like buying satellite phones for bin Laden. Sijander got charged with money laundering, obstruction of justice, providing material to terrorists and conspiracy.
Was Sijander in bed with terrorists or just incredibly stupid? It's too soon to tell as he was indicted just five months ago.
S. Olson
FORMER MICHIGAN STATE REPRESENTATIVE; FORMER MICHIGAN CONGRESSMAN FOR THE MICHIGAN 4TH
"I'm part of the silent majority that was heard Nov. 4 [when President Reagan was elected], My support comes from morally concerned citizens who are sick of the situation in this country."
Know who said that? None other than GOP Cocksucker #66, Mark Deli Sijander when he triumphed in a special election to succeed David Stockman in the Michigan 4th. When a GOP Cocksucker says something like that, you know incompetence has just reared its ugly head.
Sijander may have been sick of the situation in this country, but giving over a quarter of a million bucks to an Afghani warlord sure brought new meaning to his words. The meat of the matter is that this money, while disguised as going to orphanages actually went to things like buying satellite phones for bin Laden. Sijander got charged with money laundering, obstruction of justice, providing material to terrorists and conspiracy.
Was Sijander in bed with terrorists or just incredibly stupid? It's too soon to tell as he was indicted just five months ago.
S. Olson
Saturday, September 12, 2009
They Come Cheap - #65
#65 CHERIE CARROLL
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHIEF OF STAFF FOR FORMER OHIO GOVERNOR BOB TAFT
That's a long title for a flack who got caught being bribed, considering that she came *so* cheap.
Carroll wasn't bribed with big wads of cash or anything. All it took to get Carroll on your side were some expensive meals and vacations. She was a member of what some wags in Columbus called the 'Noe Supper Club.' Once she was in the pocket of GOP cocksucker #62 (TOM NOE,) she was helping him get on one influential board after the other.
Carroll fell afoul of the maxim that "all GOP cocksuckers care about is a) money and b) their own asses." Count on it. Carroll's downfall was b. As soon as Noe was arrested, Carroll and GOP Cocksucker #64, Brian Hicks, were the first people he rolled on trying to get himself a lighter sentence.
Carroll was fined $1000 for the misdeameanor along with GOP Cocksucker #64 Hicks, who later got almost four fucking years in the Slam for Fraud. Carroll got no jail time.
Some people may think it's unfair to number these people, but Jesus, we have SIXTY-FIVE of the crooked bastards already and we aren't even up to pedophilia yet.
S. Olson
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHIEF OF STAFF FOR FORMER OHIO GOVERNOR BOB TAFT
That's a long title for a flack who got caught being bribed, considering that she came *so* cheap.
Carroll wasn't bribed with big wads of cash or anything. All it took to get Carroll on your side were some expensive meals and vacations. She was a member of what some wags in Columbus called the 'Noe Supper Club.' Once she was in the pocket of GOP cocksucker #62 (TOM NOE,) she was helping him get on one influential board after the other.
Carroll fell afoul of the maxim that "all GOP cocksuckers care about is a) money and b) their own asses." Count on it. Carroll's downfall was b. As soon as Noe was arrested, Carroll and GOP Cocksucker #64, Brian Hicks, were the first people he rolled on trying to get himself a lighter sentence.
Carroll was fined $1000 for the misdeameanor along with GOP Cocksucker #64 Hicks, who later got almost four fucking years in the Slam for Fraud. Carroll got no jail time.
Some people may think it's unfair to number these people, but Jesus, we have SIXTY-FIVE of the crooked bastards already and we aren't even up to pedophilia yet.
S. Olson
Friday, September 11, 2009
"We're Not Hypocrites!" Oh Puhleeeeze - #64
#64 - BRIAN HICKS,
CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER OHIO GOVERNOR, BOB TAFT
The 19 percenters (The percentage of people who loyally back the Drunken Frat Boy) are absolutely furious at the numbering of GOP cocksuckers who are criminals. Why? Well, for starters they dont think people should be told what their heroes are up to. More important, the fact that we now have 64 of these fucks on record so far destroys a cherished GOP cocksucker myth, namely:
"GOP Cocksuckers are more moral than Democrats."
They say that crap all the time but hey, when you stack up the Democrats against the GOP cocksuckers, *particularly in the area of pedophilia,* which we haven't even GOTTEN TO yet, the GOP Cocksuckers are coming out as losers more and more; dangerous losers.
Let's take a look at number sixty-four on our list: Brian Hicks.
I have said before that the GOP Cocksuckers are mainly concerned with money first and their own asses second. 'Respect' comes in third and GOP Cocksuckers think they are entitled to it if they have enough of number one and are furious when they don't get it.
Because they are so concerned with money, GOP Cocksuckers are not particularly discriminating about how they get it. Let's take Hicks, for example. This dude gets indicted for securities fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud and money laundering after telling potential investors that he is the CEO of a company called 'Incentrix' and weaseling money from them that will be used to finish the creation of a computer operating system better than anything Microsoft has. He's been doing this since 1998. Trouble is, the operating system doesn't exist. Hell, INCENTRIX didn't exist. Hicks defrauds over 600 people in 20 states and steals $1.4 million before he is caught and 'Incentrix' collapses in 2001.
THEN, in 2004, what does Hicks do? Why he starts ANOTHER company called "Reisender Hotels and Resorts" and hawks mythical timeshares. This time the little bastard only manages to steal $300,000 before he is caught.
Not only does Hicks get 46 months in the Cooler (that's almost four years, by the way) but he has to pay almost $2.3 million in restitution; a double whammy!
So anytime you get that sanctimonious bullshit from the GOP Cocksuckers about how they are the party of family values, just remember it for what it is: sanctimonious bullshit.
S. Olson
CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER OHIO GOVERNOR, BOB TAFT
The 19 percenters (The percentage of people who loyally back the Drunken Frat Boy) are absolutely furious at the numbering of GOP cocksuckers who are criminals. Why? Well, for starters they dont think people should be told what their heroes are up to. More important, the fact that we now have 64 of these fucks on record so far destroys a cherished GOP cocksucker myth, namely:
"GOP Cocksuckers are more moral than Democrats."
They say that crap all the time but hey, when you stack up the Democrats against the GOP cocksuckers, *particularly in the area of pedophilia,* which we haven't even GOTTEN TO yet, the GOP Cocksuckers are coming out as losers more and more; dangerous losers.
Let's take a look at number sixty-four on our list: Brian Hicks.
I have said before that the GOP Cocksuckers are mainly concerned with money first and their own asses second. 'Respect' comes in third and GOP Cocksuckers think they are entitled to it if they have enough of number one and are furious when they don't get it.
Because they are so concerned with money, GOP Cocksuckers are not particularly discriminating about how they get it. Let's take Hicks, for example. This dude gets indicted for securities fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud and money laundering after telling potential investors that he is the CEO of a company called 'Incentrix' and weaseling money from them that will be used to finish the creation of a computer operating system better than anything Microsoft has. He's been doing this since 1998. Trouble is, the operating system doesn't exist. Hell, INCENTRIX didn't exist. Hicks defrauds over 600 people in 20 states and steals $1.4 million before he is caught and 'Incentrix' collapses in 2001.
THEN, in 2004, what does Hicks do? Why he starts ANOTHER company called "Reisender Hotels and Resorts" and hawks mythical timeshares. This time the little bastard only manages to steal $300,000 before he is caught.
Not only does Hicks get 46 months in the Cooler (that's almost four years, by the way) but he has to pay almost $2.3 million in restitution; a double whammy!
So anytime you get that sanctimonious bullshit from the GOP Cocksuckers about how they are the party of family values, just remember it for what it is: sanctimonious bullshit.
S. Olson
Thursday, September 10, 2009
The Thief's Wife - #63
#63 BERNADETTE NOE,
WIFE OF CONVICTED OHIO THIEF AND GOP COCKSUCKER #61 (TOM NOE)
It's a pretty good bet that when GOP cocksuckers claim they aren't breaking the law, they are. It's sort of like journalists covering Richard Nixon who said it was actually easy to find out what was going on despite Nixon's well-established loathing for the Press, because if Nixon said he was doing one thing, you knew he was doing the exact opposite.
31 years later, here comes Bernadette Noe.
Bernadette is the spouse of GOP Cocksucker #61 (TOM NOE), the convicted thief who got 18 years in prison for stealing $2 million from the state's rare coin fund while managing it and getting 27 months for illegally contributing $43K to the Drunken Frat Boy. Bernadette, invoices showed, had her own hand in the cookie jar.
Bernadette, a lawyer, claimed in court papers that she never had a business relationship with the coin fund, which was really funny, because after she said that, Ohio Attorney General Jim Petro, remembering her high-handedness in the past, gleefully revealed invoices that showed she had billed the fund $2,946 for legal services. Petro then demanded to see the Noe's bank accounts to get an idea of just how much the Noes had stolen from the fund as it was found to be $13 million short.
Bernadette was found guilty of misuse of state funds, but I don't know what she got for a sentence. The Internet is packed with references to her crooked husband and I don't have the time to sort through them all.
S. Olson
WIFE OF CONVICTED OHIO THIEF AND GOP COCKSUCKER #61 (TOM NOE)
It's a pretty good bet that when GOP cocksuckers claim they aren't breaking the law, they are. It's sort of like journalists covering Richard Nixon who said it was actually easy to find out what was going on despite Nixon's well-established loathing for the Press, because if Nixon said he was doing one thing, you knew he was doing the exact opposite.
31 years later, here comes Bernadette Noe.
Bernadette is the spouse of GOP Cocksucker #61 (TOM NOE), the convicted thief who got 18 years in prison for stealing $2 million from the state's rare coin fund while managing it and getting 27 months for illegally contributing $43K to the Drunken Frat Boy. Bernadette, invoices showed, had her own hand in the cookie jar.
Bernadette, a lawyer, claimed in court papers that she never had a business relationship with the coin fund, which was really funny, because after she said that, Ohio Attorney General Jim Petro, remembering her high-handedness in the past, gleefully revealed invoices that showed she had billed the fund $2,946 for legal services. Petro then demanded to see the Noe's bank accounts to get an idea of just how much the Noes had stolen from the fund as it was found to be $13 million short.
Bernadette was found guilty of misuse of state funds, but I don't know what she got for a sentence. The Internet is packed with references to her crooked husband and I don't have the time to sort through them all.
S. Olson
Here's Another of My Absolute Favorites - #62
#62 BOB TAFT,
EX-GOVERNOR OF OHIO
If the GOP cocksuckers are not the biggest hypocrites on Planet Earth, they have got to be in the top three.
The former governor of Ohio, Bob Taft, is a great example.
Taft was the most unpopular governor in the history of the state of Ohio. Seriously. This dude had a *6.5%* approval rating in the month of November 2005. The GOP cocksuckers were quietly celebrating that his ass had been term-limited out of Columbus. He was SO unpopular that he had the dubious honor of having the first gubernatorial veto in Ohio overturned in 30 years. Just the memory of his *very existence* is said to have contributed to the Democratic gains in Ohio during 'The Thumpin' of 2006.
After he was elected, Taft signed an executive order mandating four hours of ethics training for members of his cabinet, assistant cabinet directors, and senior staff every two years; thereby being the first person in history to actually bring the phrase, 'hoisted on his own petard' into existence since the 17th Century.
Why? Because six years later, while his cabinet is as pure as the driven snow, Taft gets nailed on four *ethics* misdemeanors; mainly for not reporting all kinds of gifts on his disclosure form and not disclosing some golfing trips lobbyists took him on. Maybe if Taft had included himself in the ethics training, he might have known better. This is the FIRST time an Ohio governor has been charged with a crime while in office.
The Ohio legislature seriously considers throwing him out of office, but the state democratic party realizes if they do, they'll just get ANOTHER GOP cocksucker in his place. Plus, if they throw Taft out, they are robbed of the chance to beat the ENTIRE GOP COCKSUCKER organization in the state over the head with the 'culture of corruption' club. So they allow him to finish his term. And what happens? The voters do exactly as the democrats have foreseen and throw GOP cocksuckers out by the bushel basket.
[UPDATE: They followed the same game plan with the Drunken Frat Boy and it worked beautifully.]
S. Olson
EX-GOVERNOR OF OHIO
If the GOP cocksuckers are not the biggest hypocrites on Planet Earth, they have got to be in the top three.
The former governor of Ohio, Bob Taft, is a great example.
Taft was the most unpopular governor in the history of the state of Ohio. Seriously. This dude had a *6.5%* approval rating in the month of November 2005. The GOP cocksuckers were quietly celebrating that his ass had been term-limited out of Columbus. He was SO unpopular that he had the dubious honor of having the first gubernatorial veto in Ohio overturned in 30 years. Just the memory of his *very existence* is said to have contributed to the Democratic gains in Ohio during 'The Thumpin' of 2006.
After he was elected, Taft signed an executive order mandating four hours of ethics training for members of his cabinet, assistant cabinet directors, and senior staff every two years; thereby being the first person in history to actually bring the phrase, 'hoisted on his own petard' into existence since the 17th Century.
Why? Because six years later, while his cabinet is as pure as the driven snow, Taft gets nailed on four *ethics* misdemeanors; mainly for not reporting all kinds of gifts on his disclosure form and not disclosing some golfing trips lobbyists took him on. Maybe if Taft had included himself in the ethics training, he might have known better. This is the FIRST time an Ohio governor has been charged with a crime while in office.
The Ohio legislature seriously considers throwing him out of office, but the state democratic party realizes if they do, they'll just get ANOTHER GOP cocksucker in his place. Plus, if they throw Taft out, they are robbed of the chance to beat the ENTIRE GOP COCKSUCKER organization in the state over the head with the 'culture of corruption' club. So they allow him to finish his term. And what happens? The voters do exactly as the democrats have foreseen and throw GOP cocksuckers out by the bushel basket.
[UPDATE: They followed the same game plan with the Drunken Frat Boy and it worked beautifully.]
S. Olson
Mr. Coin Man - #61
#61 THOMAS NOE
OHIO BUSH-CHENEY '04 CAMPAIGN CHAIR
When you're dealing with the GOP cocksuckers it comes up over and over. The GOP cocksuckers worship two things: Money and their own asses. The Noe Affair is a beautiful example of the former.
Noe was the manager of Ohio's rare coin fund, which is worth $50 million and funds worker's compensation in Ohio. Noe cooked the books and stole $2 million from the fund before being caught in 2005. In mid-November 2006, Judge Thomas Osowik threw the book straight into Noe's face, sentencing him to 18 years in the state pen.
Noe will not be serving that sentence until January 2009, however. Why? Because that's when his FIRST sentence, a federal one for illegally laudering more than 45 grand to the Drunken Frat Boy's campaign, ends.
Noe will not be eligible for parole until 2019 and if he does his full sentence will not get out of jail until 2027, which means his ass will not see free sunlight until it is old and wrinkled. BibsBro, a poster on alt.impeach.bush that I drove off the network with posts like this, says he laughs at our "pussy threats."
Still laughing, Bibs? Gee, *we* sure are.
S. Olson
OHIO BUSH-CHENEY '04 CAMPAIGN CHAIR
When you're dealing with the GOP cocksuckers it comes up over and over. The GOP cocksuckers worship two things: Money and their own asses. The Noe Affair is a beautiful example of the former.
Noe was the manager of Ohio's rare coin fund, which is worth $50 million and funds worker's compensation in Ohio. Noe cooked the books and stole $2 million from the fund before being caught in 2005. In mid-November 2006, Judge Thomas Osowik threw the book straight into Noe's face, sentencing him to 18 years in the state pen.
Noe will not be serving that sentence until January 2009, however. Why? Because that's when his FIRST sentence, a federal one for illegally laudering more than 45 grand to the Drunken Frat Boy's campaign, ends.
Noe will not be eligible for parole until 2019 and if he does his full sentence will not get out of jail until 2027, which means his ass will not see free sunlight until it is old and wrinkled. BibsBro, a poster on alt.impeach.bush that I drove off the network with posts like this, says he laughs at our "pussy threats."
Still laughing, Bibs? Gee, *we* sure are.
S. Olson
Tommy K - #60
#60 THOMAS KONTOGIANNIS,
EX-NEW YORK FINANCIER
This was an unusual one. Kontongiannis pled guilty to money laundering in February of last year. Tommy K was hiding bribe money for GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY 'DUKE' CUNNINGHAM) from GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES) who was convicted of bribery and sent right to the fuckin slammer for 12 years.
Prosecutors then got some of the transcripts of the case sealed, leading to speculation that Tommy K was working for the CIA. No one really knows for sure.
The Copley Press, an organization which owns one of the newspapers reorting on the case, tried to get some of the transcripts unsealed. They first had success but then the prosecution appealed and got them resealed.
Tommy K's sentencing is yet to be done.
[UPDATE: Tommy got eight years.]
S. Olson
EX-NEW YORK FINANCIER
This was an unusual one. Kontongiannis pled guilty to money laundering in February of last year. Tommy K was hiding bribe money for GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY 'DUKE' CUNNINGHAM) from GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES) who was convicted of bribery and sent right to the fuckin slammer for 12 years.
Prosecutors then got some of the transcripts of the case sealed, leading to speculation that Tommy K was working for the CIA. No one really knows for sure.
The Copley Press, an organization which owns one of the newspapers reorting on the case, tried to get some of the transcripts unsealed. They first had success but then the prosecution appealed and got them resealed.
Tommy K's sentencing is yet to be done.
[UPDATE: Tommy got eight years.]
S. Olson
No Matter How Small You Are, WE WILL FIND YOU - #59
# 59 JOHN MICHAEL,
NEW YORK MORTGAGE BROKER
Michael is a great example to GOP cocksuckers that "no matter how small you are, we WILL find you."
Michael was the last of the GOP cocksuckers to be taken care of in the bribery case of (GOP Cocksucker #72) ex-Rep. 'Duke' Cunningham of the California 50th. Michael was a small fry, he pled to conspiracy to commit an unlawful monetary transaction and to making a false statement to a federal grand jury. According to SignOnSanDiego.com, Michael pled guilty to using his "Long Island, N.Y., mortgage company, Coastal Capital, to hide a half million dollars in bribes to Cunningham paid by (GOP Cocksucker #1) Brent Wilkes, a Poway businessman. He also admitted to lying to the grand jury about how the financial transaction was structured."
Michael's uncle, Thomas Kontogiannis, pled out a year before Michael and his case forms GOP cocksucker #60.
Damm, there are a lot of these clowns.
If anyone ever tells you that GOP cocksuckers are more moral than democrats, show them this list. Especially pedophilia, which I haven't gotten to yet. GOP cocksuckers LOVE pedophilia.
S. Olson
NEW YORK MORTGAGE BROKER
Michael is a great example to GOP cocksuckers that "no matter how small you are, we WILL find you."
Michael was the last of the GOP cocksuckers to be taken care of in the bribery case of (GOP Cocksucker #72) ex-Rep. 'Duke' Cunningham of the California 50th. Michael was a small fry, he pled to conspiracy to commit an unlawful monetary transaction and to making a false statement to a federal grand jury. According to SignOnSanDiego.com, Michael pled guilty to using his "Long Island, N.Y., mortgage company, Coastal Capital, to hide a half million dollars in bribes to Cunningham paid by (GOP Cocksucker #1) Brent Wilkes, a Poway businessman. He also admitted to lying to the grand jury about how the financial transaction was structured."
Michael's uncle, Thomas Kontogiannis, pled out a year before Michael and his case forms GOP cocksucker #60.
Damm, there are a lot of these clowns.
If anyone ever tells you that GOP cocksuckers are more moral than democrats, show them this list. Especially pedophilia, which I haven't gotten to yet. GOP cocksuckers LOVE pedophilia.
S. Olson
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Mr. Sanctimony - #58
#58 TONY RUDY
FORMER DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
TOM DELAY (TX)
If you had no inkling that the GOP cocksuckers were a dirty sanctimonious bunch, the example of Tony Rudy will be instuctive for you.
Rudy first became an aide to California congressman Dana Rohrbacher but then moved on to (GOP Cocksucker #54) then Rep. Tom DeLay of Texas, whom he worked for for six years. Rudy was a rising GOP cocksucker star as DeLay nabbed the Speaker's chair. "As long as he wants me," Rudy said of DeLay, "I'll be there for him."
Then Rudy started taking things like golfing trips from (GOP Cocksucker #47) the notorious Jack Abramoff and other goodies while still in DeLay's employ. The goodies were for things like using his influence to croak certain legislation, like when he helped kill a bill about online gambling that an Abramoff client did not like. Rudy ended up pleading guilty to a charge of conspiracy.
Rudy's plea agreement alleges no wrongdoing by DeLay, who is fighting a money-laundering indictment that could send him to jail for the rest of his life, but Rudy's sentencing has been postponed while he cooperates with investigators. That has been going on since March 2006, which makes you wonder what he's telling them.
S. Olson
FORMER DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
TOM DELAY (TX)
If you had no inkling that the GOP cocksuckers were a dirty sanctimonious bunch, the example of Tony Rudy will be instuctive for you.
Rudy first became an aide to California congressman Dana Rohrbacher but then moved on to (GOP Cocksucker #54) then Rep. Tom DeLay of Texas, whom he worked for for six years. Rudy was a rising GOP cocksucker star as DeLay nabbed the Speaker's chair. "As long as he wants me," Rudy said of DeLay, "I'll be there for him."
Then Rudy started taking things like golfing trips from (GOP Cocksucker #47) the notorious Jack Abramoff and other goodies while still in DeLay's employ. The goodies were for things like using his influence to croak certain legislation, like when he helped kill a bill about online gambling that an Abramoff client did not like. Rudy ended up pleading guilty to a charge of conspiracy.
Rudy's plea agreement alleges no wrongdoing by DeLay, who is fighting a money-laundering indictment that could send him to jail for the rest of his life, but Rudy's sentencing has been postponed while he cooperates with investigators. That has been going on since March 2006, which makes you wonder what he's telling them.
S. Olson
Three Guys Get Their Nuts Caught in the GOP Cocksucker #54 (TOM DeLAY) Scandal #55-#57
#55 JOHN COLYANDRO
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, TEXANS FOR A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY (TRMPAC); TOP AIDE TO EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DeLAY
#56 WARREN RoBOLD
LOBBYIST; TOP AIDE TO EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DeLAY
#57 JIM ELLIS
DIRECTOR, AMERICANS FOR A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY (ARMPAC); TOP AIDE TO EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DeLAY
Man, there is nothing like getting more than two GOP cocksuckers wound up in the same scandal. Once the appeals run out, there is actually an over/under in Vegas as to who will rat out the others first.
These three got caught up in DeLay's PAC scandals. In case you are wondering what they were about, TRMPAC and ARMPAC were designed to fund efforts to redraw legislative districts in Texas so they could send more GOP cocksuckers to Congress.
Well, nothing wrong with that....until you take a look at where their money was coming from and what they were doing with it. In Texas, it is illegal for corporations to contribute to state legislative races. However, that is just what eight corporations, along with TRMPAC and ARMPAC were indicted for doing.
According to a story in the Washington Post: "Ellis, 47, of Arlington, Va., and Colyandro, 40, of Austin, were indicted on one count each of money laundering -- specifically taking $190,000 in corporate money raised by TRMPAC and giving it to the Republican National Committee, which, in turn, had the Republican National State Elections Committee contribute to seven Texas House candidates. In all, about 20 Republican candidates were helped by TRMPAC activities to win Texas House seats.
"Colyandro was [also] indicted on 13 counts of unlawfully accepting $425,000 in corporate political contributions."
Meanwhile RoBold was indicted on "nine counts of unlawfully soliciting and accepting $250,000 in corporate political contributions."
This was the result of a 21-month investigation into the PACs. DeLay called Ronnie Earle, the Austin County D.A. who brought the charges, "a political fanatic" and that the charges would not affect him.
A year and eight days later, DeLay himself was indicted and had to step down as majority leader. Sixteen months later, DeLay quits Congress altogther.
[snicker]
Yah. They didn't affect him alright.
S. Olson
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, TEXANS FOR A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY (TRMPAC); TOP AIDE TO EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DeLAY
#56 WARREN RoBOLD
LOBBYIST; TOP AIDE TO EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DeLAY
#57 JIM ELLIS
DIRECTOR, AMERICANS FOR A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY (ARMPAC); TOP AIDE TO EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DeLAY
Man, there is nothing like getting more than two GOP cocksuckers wound up in the same scandal. Once the appeals run out, there is actually an over/under in Vegas as to who will rat out the others first.
These three got caught up in DeLay's PAC scandals. In case you are wondering what they were about, TRMPAC and ARMPAC were designed to fund efforts to redraw legislative districts in Texas so they could send more GOP cocksuckers to Congress.
Well, nothing wrong with that....until you take a look at where their money was coming from and what they were doing with it. In Texas, it is illegal for corporations to contribute to state legislative races. However, that is just what eight corporations, along with TRMPAC and ARMPAC were indicted for doing.
According to a story in the Washington Post: "Ellis, 47, of Arlington, Va., and Colyandro, 40, of Austin, were indicted on one count each of money laundering -- specifically taking $190,000 in corporate money raised by TRMPAC and giving it to the Republican National Committee, which, in turn, had the Republican National State Elections Committee contribute to seven Texas House candidates. In all, about 20 Republican candidates were helped by TRMPAC activities to win Texas House seats.
"Colyandro was [also] indicted on 13 counts of unlawfully accepting $425,000 in corporate political contributions."
Meanwhile RoBold was indicted on "nine counts of unlawfully soliciting and accepting $250,000 in corporate political contributions."
This was the result of a 21-month investigation into the PACs. DeLay called Ronnie Earle, the Austin County D.A. who brought the charges, "a political fanatic" and that the charges would not affect him.
A year and eight days later, DeLay himself was indicted and had to step down as majority leader. Sixteen months later, DeLay quits Congress altogther.
[snicker]
Yah. They didn't affect him alright.
S. Olson
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Another Reason GOP Cocksucker #51 (BOB NEY) Pled Guilty - #53
#53 WILL HEATON,
FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF TO EX-CONGRESSMAN BOB 'FREEDOM FRIES' NEY
Why did Freedom Fries plead guilty at his court appearance? Well because he was aware that in order to shorten his sentence, his former Chief of Staff had rolled on his drunken ass, that's why.
Ney was amazed, but he shouldn't have been, because a hallmark of GOP cocksuckers when they get caught is to rat on the nearest higher-up they can find.
Heaton got 24 months of probation, 100 hours of community service and a $5,000 fine. His crime? Well the Washington Post reported it last February as taking "hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of gambling chips from a foreign businessman who has been identified by Ney's attorney as Fouad al-Zayat, a high-rolling London gambler who sought Ney's help in circumventing a law barring the sale of U.S.-made airplanes and airplane parts to other countries."
Heaton was a former congressional page before becoming Ney's chief of staff in the '80s. No word on whether he was butt-fucked by Mark Foley or any of the other GOP cocksuckers.
S. Olson
FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF TO EX-CONGRESSMAN BOB 'FREEDOM FRIES' NEY
Why did Freedom Fries plead guilty at his court appearance? Well because he was aware that in order to shorten his sentence, his former Chief of Staff had rolled on his drunken ass, that's why.
Ney was amazed, but he shouldn't have been, because a hallmark of GOP cocksuckers when they get caught is to rat on the nearest higher-up they can find.
Heaton got 24 months of probation, 100 hours of community service and a $5,000 fine. His crime? Well the Washington Post reported it last February as taking "hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of gambling chips from a foreign businessman who has been identified by Ney's attorney as Fouad al-Zayat, a high-rolling London gambler who sought Ney's help in circumventing a law barring the sale of U.S.-made airplanes and airplane parts to other countries."
Heaton was a former congressional page before becoming Ney's chief of staff in the '80s. No word on whether he was butt-fucked by Mark Foley or any of the other GOP cocksuckers.
S. Olson
Why Did GOP Cocksucker #51 (BOB NEY) Plead Guilty? Because He Knew THIS Guy Was Waiting In the Wings! - #52
#52 NEIL VOLZ
FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER REP. BOB NEY (OH)
If you're ever wondering why ex-Rep. Bob Ney got 30 months in the slammer, look no farther than THIS little snake.
Volz worked for Ney for six years before he went to work for GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) at Greenberg Traurig LLP. He was supposed to not to any lobbying of congress for one year of his congressional employment. But Volz threw that out the window and started lobbying the hell out of congress, figuring that hey, the GOP cocksuckers are in charge and they won't investigate ME. He forgot that there were still some career people in the FBI and some of them were not GOP cocksuckers. Not only does Volz get caught attempting to bribe public officials but he is looking at a five-year prison sentence and $250,000 fine to boot.
Now, approached by the feds, most of us would have taken a bullet for our beliefs and not said a thing, but remember Volz is a GOP cocksucker. He knows where the bodies in Ney's career are buried. He starts singing like a canary, Ney gets convicted and Volz get's a $2,000 fine and two years probation.
S. Olson
FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER REP. BOB NEY (OH)
If you're ever wondering why ex-Rep. Bob Ney got 30 months in the slammer, look no farther than THIS little snake.
Volz worked for Ney for six years before he went to work for GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) at Greenberg Traurig LLP. He was supposed to not to any lobbying of congress for one year of his congressional employment. But Volz threw that out the window and started lobbying the hell out of congress, figuring that hey, the GOP cocksuckers are in charge and they won't investigate ME. He forgot that there were still some career people in the FBI and some of them were not GOP cocksuckers. Not only does Volz get caught attempting to bribe public officials but he is looking at a five-year prison sentence and $250,000 fine to boot.
Now, approached by the feds, most of us would have taken a bullet for our beliefs and not said a thing, but remember Volz is a GOP cocksucker. He knows where the bodies in Ney's career are buried. He starts singing like a canary, Ney gets convicted and Volz get's a $2,000 fine and two years probation.
S. Olson
Monday, September 7, 2009
Freedom Fries - #51
#51 BOB NEY
FORMER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE OHIO 18TH
You ever notice that some of the most sanctimonious bastards are GOP cocksuckers in the Congress? Seriously. The Democrats do some bad shit too but they aren't there calling themselves the 'party of family values' and decrying the immorality of the other party. But the GOP cocksuckers do it all the time.
Take the case of Rep. Bob Ney.
Ney represented the Ohio 18th. Pissed off by France's disbelief of then Secretary of State Colin Powell's performance at the UN when he said there were WMDs in Iraq, Ney, who is in charge of the House cafeteria, orders it to change 'french fries' and 'french toast' on the menu to 'freedom fries' and 'freedom toast.' No vote was necessary, which was good because Ney probably would have lost it.
But then a funny thing happened. The pro-war tide turned and GOP cocksuckers could no longer count on symbolic acts like 'freedom fries' to intimidate the opposition; not when thousands of kids were getting killed in Iraq and billions of dollard were being spent there and those stubborn WMDs wouldn't show up or there was no link between al-Qaeda and Iraq, other than the Arabic version of "Hi, how ya doin?"
Even worse, Ney got indicted for conspiracy to defraud the United States. At first he tried to brazen it out, but when he found out that the FBI had his former chief of staff, Neil Volz, singing like a canary, he pled guilty to doing 'official acts' on behalf of Abramoff, which included trying to insert four amendments into a 2002 election reform bill to benefit Abramoff's clients and helping another Abramoff client win a multimillion-dollar contract to provide wireless communication services to the U.S. Capitol. In return, Ney received trips, expensive meals, skybox tickets to sporting events, and thousands of dollars in gambling chips
Ney's attorney's worked like dogs to get him 27 months in jail but the judge disagreed and gave him 30 months, a $6,000 fine and two years probation instead.
[UPDATE: Ney only served 21 months in the Slammer and eight months after he got out started a talk radio show in West Virginia.]
S. Olson
S. Olson
FORMER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE OHIO 18TH
You ever notice that some of the most sanctimonious bastards are GOP cocksuckers in the Congress? Seriously. The Democrats do some bad shit too but they aren't there calling themselves the 'party of family values' and decrying the immorality of the other party. But the GOP cocksuckers do it all the time.
Take the case of Rep. Bob Ney.
Ney represented the Ohio 18th. Pissed off by France's disbelief of then Secretary of State Colin Powell's performance at the UN when he said there were WMDs in Iraq, Ney, who is in charge of the House cafeteria, orders it to change 'french fries' and 'french toast' on the menu to 'freedom fries' and 'freedom toast.' No vote was necessary, which was good because Ney probably would have lost it.
But then a funny thing happened. The pro-war tide turned and GOP cocksuckers could no longer count on symbolic acts like 'freedom fries' to intimidate the opposition; not when thousands of kids were getting killed in Iraq and billions of dollard were being spent there and those stubborn WMDs wouldn't show up or there was no link between al-Qaeda and Iraq, other than the Arabic version of "Hi, how ya doin?"
Even worse, Ney got indicted for conspiracy to defraud the United States. At first he tried to brazen it out, but when he found out that the FBI had his former chief of staff, Neil Volz, singing like a canary, he pled guilty to doing 'official acts' on behalf of Abramoff, which included trying to insert four amendments into a 2002 election reform bill to benefit Abramoff's clients and helping another Abramoff client win a multimillion-dollar contract to provide wireless communication services to the U.S. Capitol. In return, Ney received trips, expensive meals, skybox tickets to sporting events, and thousands of dollars in gambling chips
Ney's attorney's worked like dogs to get him 27 months in jail but the judge disagreed and gave him 30 months, a $6,000 fine and two years probation instead.
[UPDATE: Ney only served 21 months in the Slammer and eight months after he got out started a talk radio show in West Virginia.]
S. Olson
S. Olson
The First Big Crack in the 'Jack Who?' Case - #50
# 50 ROGER STILLWELL
INTERIOR DEPARTMENT, FORMER DESK OFFICER FOR THE COMMONWEALTH OF THE N0RTHERN MARIANAS
This entry is fairly short, which is odd considering its importance in the scheme of things. Stillwell's plea that he had filed a false financial statement with the government was the first crack that put the probe in the (GOP Cocksucker #47 Jack) Abramoff Affair inside the Interior Department.
It was #47 whom GOP Cocksucker #54 (TOM DeLAY) called "Jack Who?" after earlier claiming that he was one of his best friends. His confession January 3, 2007 to three felony counts and his subsequent willingness to squeal on everyone he could think of led to the arrest and conviction of GOP Cocksuckers #49, #51, #271 and nine other lobbyists and aides.
Stillwell had accepted four tickets to a Redskins football game and two tickets to a Simon and Garfunkle concert in Washington, all which seem harmless enough but he did not report them on his financial statement as he was supposed to.
Stillwell had originally made a deal with prosecutors for six months of probation but was astonished when Judge David Kay threw that arrangement out the window and gave him two years of probation along with a $1,000 fine instead. Kay also doomed any chance that the now-71-year-old Stillwell would be able to retire with a modicum of respect for his government service by tongue-lashing him from the bench that "there was no free lunch, especially from a lobbyist."
S. Olson
INTERIOR DEPARTMENT, FORMER DESK OFFICER FOR THE COMMONWEALTH OF THE N0RTHERN MARIANAS
This entry is fairly short, which is odd considering its importance in the scheme of things. Stillwell's plea that he had filed a false financial statement with the government was the first crack that put the probe in the (GOP Cocksucker #47 Jack) Abramoff Affair inside the Interior Department.
It was #47 whom GOP Cocksucker #54 (TOM DeLAY) called "Jack Who?" after earlier claiming that he was one of his best friends. His confession January 3, 2007 to three felony counts and his subsequent willingness to squeal on everyone he could think of led to the arrest and conviction of GOP Cocksuckers #49, #51, #271 and nine other lobbyists and aides.
Stillwell had accepted four tickets to a Redskins football game and two tickets to a Simon and Garfunkle concert in Washington, all which seem harmless enough but he did not report them on his financial statement as he was supposed to.
Stillwell had originally made a deal with prosecutors for six months of probation but was astonished when Judge David Kay threw that arrangement out the window and gave him two years of probation along with a $1,000 fine instead. Kay also doomed any chance that the now-71-year-old Stillwell would be able to retire with a modicum of respect for his government service by tongue-lashing him from the bench that "there was no free lunch, especially from a lobbyist."
S. Olson
It's Not My Fault, Your Honor! - #49
# 49 J. STEPHEN GRILES
FORMER DEPUTY SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR
This was the highest ranking casualty of the Abramoff Scandals, until Rep. Bob Ney of Ohio pled guilty almost three years ago, lost his House seat, got to see it go democratic and got 30 months in the Slammer.
Griles pled guilty to lying to congress and trying to obstruct a federal investigation. But like all GOP cocksuckers, Griles tried to blame someone else, even after he'd been convicted. In this case, Griles tried to blame the U.S. Senate even after admitting he was guilty. Judge Ellen Huvelle was not pleased. She may have fallen off a truck, but it was not a turnip trunk and it was not yesterday.
In fact, she was so not pleased at Griles' whining that she doubled the term Griles' attorneys and the prosecution had agreed on and threw his ass into jail for 10 months. She also fined him $30,000. Griles has been out since November and gets to watch new Interior Secretary Ken Salazar try and fix all the damage he caused.
S. Olson
FORMER DEPUTY SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR
This was the highest ranking casualty of the Abramoff Scandals, until Rep. Bob Ney of Ohio pled guilty almost three years ago, lost his House seat, got to see it go democratic and got 30 months in the Slammer.
Griles pled guilty to lying to congress and trying to obstruct a federal investigation. But like all GOP cocksuckers, Griles tried to blame someone else, even after he'd been convicted. In this case, Griles tried to blame the U.S. Senate even after admitting he was guilty. Judge Ellen Huvelle was not pleased. She may have fallen off a truck, but it was not a turnip trunk and it was not yesterday.
In fact, she was so not pleased at Griles' whining that she doubled the term Griles' attorneys and the prosecution had agreed on and threw his ass into jail for 10 months. She also fined him $30,000. Griles has been out since November and gets to watch new Interior Secretary Ken Salazar try and fix all the damage he caused.
S. Olson
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Change the Name And All Problems Go Away - #48
#48 ITALIA FEDERICI
COUNCIL OF REPUBLICANS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCACY (formerly the Coalition of Republicans for Environmental Advocacy)
GOP cocksuckers seem to think all you have to do is name something a different way and all your problems will be solved. Well, the Federici case just goes to show you renaming stuff does not stop you from watching out for Numero Uno if you're a GOP cocksucker.
Federici screamed about the environmental movement, which was a weird position to take considering her position in Washington. What really got her into trouble though were her connections with Jack Abramoff. Federici was e-mailing messages between the Interior Department and Abramoff for months concerning a casino the Jena Choctaws wanted to build and which Abramoff opposed becaus it would compete with two OTHER casinos run by two of his clients, the Mississippi Choctaws and the Louisiana Coushattas.
When congress investigated, she lied about it, saying that no, she didn't get shit from Abramoff in return for favors when she'd gotten skybox seats at Redskins' games, free meals and cocktail parties at Abramoff's restaurant, Signatures, and more than half a million dollars. She got all that, she explained, as part of a new policy whereby campaign contributions were spread more evenly among the political parties.
Harder to explain was that tax evasion. See, while GOP cocksuckers place a high premium on their own hides, their biggest weakness is money. The more they have, the more respect they think this entitles them to. Federici did not get any prison time, although it was a close thing for a while but when she agreed to become a government snitch and rat on her superiors, she was sentenced to two years in a Halfway House and four years probation. She had to pay the IRS more than 77 thousand large though, because she did not pay income taxes on the CREA accounts for three years.
S. Olson
COUNCIL OF REPUBLICANS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCACY (formerly the Coalition of Republicans for Environmental Advocacy)
GOP cocksuckers seem to think all you have to do is name something a different way and all your problems will be solved. Well, the Federici case just goes to show you renaming stuff does not stop you from watching out for Numero Uno if you're a GOP cocksucker.
Federici screamed about the environmental movement, which was a weird position to take considering her position in Washington. What really got her into trouble though were her connections with Jack Abramoff. Federici was e-mailing messages between the Interior Department and Abramoff for months concerning a casino the Jena Choctaws wanted to build and which Abramoff opposed becaus it would compete with two OTHER casinos run by two of his clients, the Mississippi Choctaws and the Louisiana Coushattas.
When congress investigated, she lied about it, saying that no, she didn't get shit from Abramoff in return for favors when she'd gotten skybox seats at Redskins' games, free meals and cocktail parties at Abramoff's restaurant, Signatures, and more than half a million dollars. She got all that, she explained, as part of a new policy whereby campaign contributions were spread more evenly among the political parties.
Harder to explain was that tax evasion. See, while GOP cocksuckers place a high premium on their own hides, their biggest weakness is money. The more they have, the more respect they think this entitles them to. Federici did not get any prison time, although it was a close thing for a while but when she agreed to become a government snitch and rat on her superiors, she was sentenced to two years in a Halfway House and four years probation. She had to pay the IRS more than 77 thousand large though, because she did not pay income taxes on the CREA accounts for three years.
S. Olson
Friday, September 4, 2009
The Big Enchilada - #47
#47 JACK ABRAMOFF
UBERLOBBYIST
If he were still alive and this were an earlier scandal, President Richard Nixon might well have called Abramoff 'the Big Enchilada,' just like he did ex-Attorney General John Mitchell.
When he dies, there is considerable speculation that Abramoff is so crooked that he will have to be screwed into the ground.
To be brief, there are two main areas in which Abramoff PLED GUILTY to. There was no trial because he admitted he did these things. So before the GOP cocksuckers start screeching Abramoff was never convicted, that's because he PLED GUILTY. If it seems I am rather insistent on this matter, it's because this wouldn't be the first time GOP cocksuckers have done screeching about Abramoff. But the fact of the matter is that this guy is theirs, all theirs.
Lets' get to it. On January 3, 2006, Abramoff pled guilty in D.C. to three criminal felony counts to defrauding several American Indian tribes and corrupting public officials, including congressmen. The NEXT FUCKING DAY, in Florida, Abramoff pleads guilty to two more criminal felony counts that were related to his dealings with SunCruz casinos.
Abramoff gets a five years and ten months in the Slammer and has to pay restitution of $21 million. He was looking at 12 years but that got reduced if he agreed to rat out people, which, being a GOP cocksucker, he promptly did. His sentence was postponed for more than six months because he was gaily singing to prosecutors. The FBI even gave him his own goddamn DESK.
Abramoff has squealed on so many people that GOP cocksuckers all over Foggy Bottom go to sleep in a cold sweat that they may be next. Former Speaker of the House, Tom DeLay, who had to quit the house because of this thing and who is now being investigated for money laundering, said "Jack who?" after earlier calling Abramoff one of his best friends.
Abramoff was SO big that Susan Schmidt, James V. Grimaldi and R. Jeffrey Smith of the Washington Post did an investigative series on him that won the Pulitzer. As a result of the scandal, DeLay quit his leadership post and Rep. Bob Ney of Ohio got 30 months in the Big House when he pled guilty to his role. DeLay, on the other hand, is still fighting, since he could be looking at life.
When Abramoff made the front page in 2006, GOP cocksuckers constantly snarled that he'd bribed the Democrats just as much as he had the GOP cocksuckers. Apparently, this was seen as some kind of defense. However, as more and more details came out, it was shown that Abramoff had not given ANY money to Democrats at all.
S. Olson
UBERLOBBYIST
If he were still alive and this were an earlier scandal, President Richard Nixon might well have called Abramoff 'the Big Enchilada,' just like he did ex-Attorney General John Mitchell.
When he dies, there is considerable speculation that Abramoff is so crooked that he will have to be screwed into the ground.
To be brief, there are two main areas in which Abramoff PLED GUILTY to. There was no trial because he admitted he did these things. So before the GOP cocksuckers start screeching Abramoff was never convicted, that's because he PLED GUILTY. If it seems I am rather insistent on this matter, it's because this wouldn't be the first time GOP cocksuckers have done screeching about Abramoff. But the fact of the matter is that this guy is theirs, all theirs.
Lets' get to it. On January 3, 2006, Abramoff pled guilty in D.C. to three criminal felony counts to defrauding several American Indian tribes and corrupting public officials, including congressmen. The NEXT FUCKING DAY, in Florida, Abramoff pleads guilty to two more criminal felony counts that were related to his dealings with SunCruz casinos.
Abramoff gets a five years and ten months in the Slammer and has to pay restitution of $21 million. He was looking at 12 years but that got reduced if he agreed to rat out people, which, being a GOP cocksucker, he promptly did. His sentence was postponed for more than six months because he was gaily singing to prosecutors. The FBI even gave him his own goddamn DESK.
Abramoff has squealed on so many people that GOP cocksuckers all over Foggy Bottom go to sleep in a cold sweat that they may be next. Former Speaker of the House, Tom DeLay, who had to quit the house because of this thing and who is now being investigated for money laundering, said "Jack who?" after earlier calling Abramoff one of his best friends.
Abramoff was SO big that Susan Schmidt, James V. Grimaldi and R. Jeffrey Smith of the Washington Post did an investigative series on him that won the Pulitzer. As a result of the scandal, DeLay quit his leadership post and Rep. Bob Ney of Ohio got 30 months in the Big House when he pled guilty to his role. DeLay, on the other hand, is still fighting, since he could be looking at life.
When Abramoff made the front page in 2006, GOP cocksuckers constantly snarled that he'd bribed the Democrats just as much as he had the GOP cocksuckers. Apparently, this was seen as some kind of defense. However, as more and more details came out, it was shown that Abramoff had not given ANY money to Democrats at all.
S. Olson
The Mobsterish Nickname - #46
# 46 JOSEPH 'JOEY BUSES' McCURNAN,
OPERATIONS MANAGER FOR THE MONMOUTH COUNTY DIVISION OF TRANSPORTATION, NJ
What's with these fuckin' guys? Do they think having a nickname that sounds vaguely 'mobsterish' insulates them from the Law?
If so, it didn't work for McCurnan, who pled guilty to extortion and facilitating payment of bribes in October 2006 as part of Operation Bid Rig.
McCurran got three months in jail, a $3000 fine and three months of home arrest following his sentence.
S. Olson
OPERATIONS MANAGER FOR THE MONMOUTH COUNTY DIVISION OF TRANSPORTATION, NJ
What's with these fuckin' guys? Do they think having a nickname that sounds vaguely 'mobsterish' insulates them from the Law?
If so, it didn't work for McCurnan, who pled guilty to extortion and facilitating payment of bribes in October 2006 as part of Operation Bid Rig.
McCurran got three months in jail, a $3000 fine and three months of home arrest following his sentence.
S. Olson
I Can SMELL A Cop! - #45
# 45 RAYMOND O'GRADY,
SUPERVISOR OF MONMOUTH COUNTY (NJ) MOTOR POOL
His nose must not have been working.
That's one explanation for O'Grady being convicted of accepting corrupt payments totalling $6,000 from undercover FBI agents and his involvement in a scheme to accept a corrupt payment from Stephen Appolonia in relation to the repair of a transmission on a County truck.
O'Grady boasted he could 'smell' a cop. He was the head of the Monmouth County motor pool.
But apparently his schoz was on the fritz in between 1997 and 2005; either that or he was guilty, guilty guilty. In any event, when the judge banged his gavel he had just given O'Grady 45 months in the Slammer.
Do I have to mention O'Grady is a GOP cocksucker?
SUPERVISOR OF MONMOUTH COUNTY (NJ) MOTOR POOL
His nose must not have been working.
That's one explanation for O'Grady being convicted of accepting corrupt payments totalling $6,000 from undercover FBI agents and his involvement in a scheme to accept a corrupt payment from Stephen Appolonia in relation to the repair of a transmission on a County truck.
O'Grady boasted he could 'smell' a cop. He was the head of the Monmouth County motor pool.
But apparently his schoz was on the fritz in between 1997 and 2005; either that or he was guilty, guilty guilty. In any event, when the judge banged his gavel he had just given O'Grady 45 months in the Slammer.
Do I have to mention O'Grady is a GOP cocksucker?
For Sheer Corruption, No State Can Beat New Jersey - #44
# 44 RICHARD IADANZA
EX- MAYOR NEPTUNE, NJ
Maybe there's something in the water. Florida may have the most spectacular cases of crooked incompetence and Louisiana may have a history of it but for sheer corruption, no state can beat New Jersey.
Here's a trifecta of sleaze for you. And it should suprise no one that all the politicians involved, ALL of them, are GOP cocksuckers.
The FBI was investigating allegations that the trucking industry in New Jersey was dirty. It would, or so the rumors went, bribe officials in order to get government contracts. So the FBI started an investigation that became known as Operation Bid Rig.
One of the people caught up in Operation Bid Rig was the Deputy Mayor of Neptune, NJ, Richard Iadenza.
Iadenze pled guilty to extortion and admitted taking $3,000 in bribes. Iadenza was fined $4,000 and spent four months as a guest of the state.
Ten months before he was arrested, Iadenza resigned his post on the Ocean Township committee, one year before it was supposed to expire. This is a standard GOP cocksucker move who think the Democrats just want to drive them from office and they can stay free if they quit. That's simply not true. We want to drive you from office AND throw your incompetent, crooked asses in jail, which in this case, we did.
S. Olson
EX- MAYOR NEPTUNE, NJ
Maybe there's something in the water. Florida may have the most spectacular cases of crooked incompetence and Louisiana may have a history of it but for sheer corruption, no state can beat New Jersey.
Here's a trifecta of sleaze for you. And it should suprise no one that all the politicians involved, ALL of them, are GOP cocksuckers.
The FBI was investigating allegations that the trucking industry in New Jersey was dirty. It would, or so the rumors went, bribe officials in order to get government contracts. So the FBI started an investigation that became known as Operation Bid Rig.
One of the people caught up in Operation Bid Rig was the Deputy Mayor of Neptune, NJ, Richard Iadenza.
Iadenze pled guilty to extortion and admitted taking $3,000 in bribes. Iadenza was fined $4,000 and spent four months as a guest of the state.
Ten months before he was arrested, Iadenza resigned his post on the Ocean Township committee, one year before it was supposed to expire. This is a standard GOP cocksucker move who think the Democrats just want to drive them from office and they can stay free if they quit. That's simply not true. We want to drive you from office AND throw your incompetent, crooked asses in jail, which in this case, we did.
S. Olson
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Feeling Sorry For Them? - #43
# 43 MITCHELL WADE
FORMER PRESIDENT OF DEFENSE CONTRACTING FIRM, MZM.
If ever you start to feel sorry for the GOP cocksuckers, think back to THIS little snake and your sympathy will evaporate in a New York Minute.
Wade had a habit of forcing his employees to contribute to the company PAC or he'd fire them.
Look at this list of things Wade pled guilty to back in '06.
- Tax Evasion
- Conspiracy to Bribe a Congressman
- Election Fraud
- Corrupting Defense Department officials.
Then he turns around and narcs on his partner in bribery and the man who taught him every dirty trick he knew, GOP Cocksucker #1, Brent Wilkes, in the hope of getting a lighter sentence.
Wade is scheduled to be sentenced on December 18 of this year and is
looking at possibly little more than 11 years in the slam. He's already been fined $1million. His partner in crime, Wilkes, got 12 years but was looking at 25.
[UPDATE: Wade got 30 months, which may be reduced to two years with good behavior. He was also fined $250,000. Squealing on your partners helps. ]
S. Olson
FORMER PRESIDENT OF DEFENSE CONTRACTING FIRM, MZM.
If ever you start to feel sorry for the GOP cocksuckers, think back to THIS little snake and your sympathy will evaporate in a New York Minute.
Wade had a habit of forcing his employees to contribute to the company PAC or he'd fire them.
Look at this list of things Wade pled guilty to back in '06.
- Tax Evasion
- Conspiracy to Bribe a Congressman
- Election Fraud
- Corrupting Defense Department officials.
Then he turns around and narcs on his partner in bribery and the man who taught him every dirty trick he knew, GOP Cocksucker #1, Brent Wilkes, in the hope of getting a lighter sentence.
Wade is scheduled to be sentenced on December 18 of this year and is
looking at possibly little more than 11 years in the slam. He's already been fined $1million. His partner in crime, Wilkes, got 12 years but was looking at 25.
[UPDATE: Wade got 30 months, which may be reduced to two years with good behavior. He was also fined $250,000. Squealing on your partners helps. ]
S. Olson
Here Come Da Drunks! v. 24.0 - #42
#42 MIKE KRUSEE
STATE REPRESENTATIVE, (TEXAS)
CLASSIFICATION: Type I Drunk (Wrong Place, Wrong Time.)
OBJECT HIT: Arrested in time.
GOP cocksuckers regularly accuse us of doing the things they do.
Case in point, Texas State Represenative Mike Krusee.
Seven months ago, Rep. Krusee said he would not be seeking re-election.
In other words, he was getting while the getting was good. While in office,
however, Krusee backed the Driver Responsibility program. It sounds good
and tough, ready to appeal the the GOP cocksuckers' 'law n order' image
and it deals with that horde of drunks Krusee just KNOWS is out there. The
problem for Krusee is that he's one of them.
On May 1 at 10:15 p.m., Krusee was driving erractically down Anderson Mill
when a cop stopped him and gave him a sobriety test. Although he reeked
of alcohol, his clothes were disordered and his eyes were bloodshot,
Krusee claimed to have had only one glass of wine.
Here's the best part. The arrest costed Krusee $1,000 large, whereas it
would have been a lot less if he had just LEFT IT ALONE.
Do I have to mention Krusee is a GOP cocksucker?
S. Olson
STATE REPRESENTATIVE, (TEXAS)
CLASSIFICATION: Type I Drunk (Wrong Place, Wrong Time.)
OBJECT HIT: Arrested in time.
GOP cocksuckers regularly accuse us of doing the things they do.
Case in point, Texas State Represenative Mike Krusee.
Seven months ago, Rep. Krusee said he would not be seeking re-election.
In other words, he was getting while the getting was good. While in office,
however, Krusee backed the Driver Responsibility program. It sounds good
and tough, ready to appeal the the GOP cocksuckers' 'law n order' image
and it deals with that horde of drunks Krusee just KNOWS is out there. The
problem for Krusee is that he's one of them.
On May 1 at 10:15 p.m., Krusee was driving erractically down Anderson Mill
when a cop stopped him and gave him a sobriety test. Although he reeked
of alcohol, his clothes were disordered and his eyes were bloodshot,
Krusee claimed to have had only one glass of wine.
Here's the best part. The arrest costed Krusee $1,000 large, whereas it
would have been a lot less if he had just LEFT IT ALONE.
Do I have to mention Krusee is a GOP cocksucker?
S. Olson
Here Come Da Drunks! v. 23.0 - #41
# 41 REP. VITO FOSSELLA
NEW YORK 13TH DISTRICT
DRUNK CLASSIFICATION: Type I (Wrong place, wrong time)
OBJECT HIT: Arrested in time.
Fossella represents the New York 13th, which tempts a lot of Connies to claim, "What do you expect from those disgusting Democrats? They drive drunk all the time. Bastards."
The flaw with that approach is that Fossella is a GOP COCKSUCKER, the only one to represent New York City.
Fossella was busted May 1 in Alexandria, Va. and blew a .17 on the Breathalyzer, that bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere. The legal limit in Virginia is .08, meaning that Fossella blew more than TWICE the legal limit and may be looking at five days in the Concrete Hilton if convicted and lose his license for a year. Virginia is very tough on drunk drivers.
Fossella begged forgiveness from the electorate and admitted he was shitfaced while driving. Fosella was coming home from the celebration where the New York Giants when to the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl victory. Steve Harrison, a relative unknown who still managed 43% of the vote against Fossella in '06, is running again and this time it is expected to be a very close election.
[UPDATE: Well he probably would've gotten his ass royally kicked this time but we'll never know because after revelations about knocking up a retired Colonel in the Air Force three years ago, Fossella served out the remainder of his term in early 2009 and quit.]
S. Olson
NEW YORK 13TH DISTRICT
DRUNK CLASSIFICATION: Type I (Wrong place, wrong time)
OBJECT HIT: Arrested in time.
Fossella represents the New York 13th, which tempts a lot of Connies to claim, "What do you expect from those disgusting Democrats? They drive drunk all the time. Bastards."
The flaw with that approach is that Fossella is a GOP COCKSUCKER, the only one to represent New York City.
Fossella was busted May 1 in Alexandria, Va. and blew a .17 on the Breathalyzer, that bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere. The legal limit in Virginia is .08, meaning that Fossella blew more than TWICE the legal limit and may be looking at five days in the Concrete Hilton if convicted and lose his license for a year. Virginia is very tough on drunk drivers.
Fossella begged forgiveness from the electorate and admitted he was shitfaced while driving. Fosella was coming home from the celebration where the New York Giants when to the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl victory. Steve Harrison, a relative unknown who still managed 43% of the vote against Fossella in '06, is running again and this time it is expected to be a very close election.
[UPDATE: Well he probably would've gotten his ass royally kicked this time but we'll never know because after revelations about knocking up a retired Colonel in the Air Force three years ago, Fossella served out the remainder of his term in early 2009 and quit.]
S. Olson
The Color of Money - #40
#40 SHAWN BROWN
MAYOR ST. PETERS, MO
They do love their money.
They love it so much, they make it a requiment for doing government
business. Mayor Brown did in St. Peters, MO in June 2006.
Brown threatened Redflix Traffic Systems, which had won a contract to
install and maintain digital red light and speeding enforcement systems in
the town, with vetoing a bill approving the contract unless they paid him a
bribe. Redfix presented him with a check for $2,750. Brown cashed it.
What he didn't know was that Redfix had been cooperating with law
enforcement. Brown was arrested and pled guilty to one count of bribery.
According to the St. Louis Business Journal, Brown got 18 months in jail,
(14 of which he's served as of now) pays restitution of $2,750 and two
years of supervised release.
S. Olson
Do I have to mention he's a GOP cocksucker?
MAYOR ST. PETERS, MO
They do love their money.
They love it so much, they make it a requiment for doing government
business. Mayor Brown did in St. Peters, MO in June 2006.
Brown threatened Redflix Traffic Systems, which had won a contract to
install and maintain digital red light and speeding enforcement systems in
the town, with vetoing a bill approving the contract unless they paid him a
bribe. Redfix presented him with a check for $2,750. Brown cashed it.
What he didn't know was that Redfix had been cooperating with law
enforcement. Brown was arrested and pled guilty to one count of bribery.
According to the St. Louis Business Journal, Brown got 18 months in jail,
(14 of which he's served as of now) pays restitution of $2,750 and two
years of supervised release.
S. Olson
Do I have to mention he's a GOP cocksucker?
There Is Illegal Immigration and Then There Is What The GOP Cocksuckers Really Care About - #39
# 39 RICHARD T. SCHOFIELD
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SUPERVISOR
There's illegal immigration and then there is what GOP cocksuckers REALLY think is important...money, for instance.
Schofield resigned his job in late November 2006 after he pled guilty yesterday to accpeting more than $600,000 in bribes in exchange for falsifying immigration documents to help Asian immigrants obtain U.S. citizenship.
Schofield issued fake documents for hundreds of Asian immigrants for eight years out of his office. This was not the first time Schofield had been a bad boy, either. When he was working in the former Immigration and Naturalization Service, Schofield was investigated for almost the very same thing. He also had an "inappropriate relationship with a woman involved in an INS criminal probe and fled to east Asia when confronted by INS officials about it and then made $36,000 worth of unauthorized purchases on his government-issued credit card.
Do I have to mention that he is a GOP cocksucker?
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SUPERVISOR
There's illegal immigration and then there is what GOP cocksuckers REALLY think is important...money, for instance.
Schofield resigned his job in late November 2006 after he pled guilty yesterday to accpeting more than $600,000 in bribes in exchange for falsifying immigration documents to help Asian immigrants obtain U.S. citizenship.
Schofield issued fake documents for hundreds of Asian immigrants for eight years out of his office. This was not the first time Schofield had been a bad boy, either. When he was working in the former Immigration and Naturalization Service, Schofield was investigated for almost the very same thing. He also had an "inappropriate relationship with a woman involved in an INS criminal probe and fled to east Asia when confronted by INS officials about it and then made $36,000 worth of unauthorized purchases on his government-issued credit card.
Do I have to mention that he is a GOP cocksucker?
The Tennessee Waltz Scandal Does Not Claim A Democrat- #38
#38 MICHAEL HOOKS, SR.,
COUNTY COMMISSIONER, TN
GOP cocksuckers ruin everything they touch.
It's true. That was made clear after the Great Depression, something which GOP cocksuckers still try to live down today. They were somewhat successful until the word that they have blown over half a trillion dollars in Iraq got out.
Michael Hooks, Sr., is a case in point. Hooks is the nephew of the Rev. Ben Hooks, a former leader of the NAACP and president of the National Civil Rights Museum.
But Hooks tarnished the name of the family when, in 2006, he accepted $24,000 in bribes to advance the prospects of a fictitious computer company, E-Cycle. In December of that year, Hooks got 26 months for his involvement in what has become known as the 'Tennessee Waltz' Scandal.
S. Olson
COUNTY COMMISSIONER, TN
GOP cocksuckers ruin everything they touch.
It's true. That was made clear after the Great Depression, something which GOP cocksuckers still try to live down today. They were somewhat successful until the word that they have blown over half a trillion dollars in Iraq got out.
Michael Hooks, Sr., is a case in point. Hooks is the nephew of the Rev. Ben Hooks, a former leader of the NAACP and president of the National Civil Rights Museum.
But Hooks tarnished the name of the family when, in 2006, he accepted $24,000 in bribes to advance the prospects of a fictitious computer company, E-Cycle. In December of that year, Hooks got 26 months for his involvement in what has become known as the 'Tennessee Waltz' Scandal.
S. Olson
Another Guy Who Comes Down With GOP Cocksucker #2 Disease! - #37
#37 RICHARD CASIMENTO
CITY COUNCILMAN BRIGANTINE, NJ
You know, GOP cocksuckers are the ones who scream that DEMOCRATS are filthy, sex-crazed perverts, but that doesn't explain why they get charged over and over and over and over and over and over with the stuff they accuse Democrats of doing.
Take Richard Casimento, for example.
Casimento was a city councilman for the town of Brigantine, NJ. Although this is Joisey. It wasn't corruption than laid Casimento low.
It was child porn.
Casimento quit the council--which he'd been on since '96-- after he had been arrested on charges of distributing and possessing child pornography. Casimento said he was resigning to focus more on his family, which is GOP cocksucker shorthand for "I'm guilty as hell."
S. Olson
CITY COUNCILMAN BRIGANTINE, NJ
You know, GOP cocksuckers are the ones who scream that DEMOCRATS are filthy, sex-crazed perverts, but that doesn't explain why they get charged over and over and over and over and over and over with the stuff they accuse Democrats of doing.
Take Richard Casimento, for example.
Casimento was a city councilman for the town of Brigantine, NJ. Although this is Joisey. It wasn't corruption than laid Casimento low.
It was child porn.
Casimento quit the council--which he'd been on since '96-- after he had been arrested on charges of distributing and possessing child pornography. Casimento said he was resigning to focus more on his family, which is GOP cocksucker shorthand for "I'm guilty as hell."
S. Olson
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
GOP Cocksuckers Going At Each Other's Throats, Part II - #36
#36 MATT SHANER
GOP COCKSUCKER PRIMARY CANDIDATE IN THE PENNSYLVANIA 5TH
CLASSIFICATION: Type VIII Drunk (The Runner)
OBJECT HIT: Parked car.
Remember when that little snake Derek Walker got indicted for two felonies and three misdemeanors? Guess who he thought was responsible and guess who he went after? None other than fellow GOP cocksucker Matt Shaner.
Both Walker and Shaner were trying to succeed six-term congressman Rep John Peterson of the Pennsylvania 5th, who was running away...I mean, retiring. Walker accused Shaner of conspiring to fix an election behind closed doors. Earlier, he had gone after him in a drunk-driving incident.
Back on January 19, 2007, Shaner got loaded, ran a stop sign and crashed into a parked car.
We don't know what Shaner blew on the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere, because he left the scene of the accident and hid out at home. Shaner was fined more than $500 after pleading guilty to running a stop sign, failing to report an accident and accidents involving damage to an unattended vehicle or property.
GOP cocksuckers rewarded this conduct by putting Shaner in third place, 142 votes behind alleged burglar and vindictive stalker Derek Walker.
GOP COCKSUCKER PRIMARY CANDIDATE IN THE PENNSYLVANIA 5TH
CLASSIFICATION: Type VIII Drunk (The Runner)
OBJECT HIT: Parked car.
Remember when that little snake Derek Walker got indicted for two felonies and three misdemeanors? Guess who he thought was responsible and guess who he went after? None other than fellow GOP cocksucker Matt Shaner.
Both Walker and Shaner were trying to succeed six-term congressman Rep John Peterson of the Pennsylvania 5th, who was running away...I mean, retiring. Walker accused Shaner of conspiring to fix an election behind closed doors. Earlier, he had gone after him in a drunk-driving incident.
Back on January 19, 2007, Shaner got loaded, ran a stop sign and crashed into a parked car.
We don't know what Shaner blew on the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere, because he left the scene of the accident and hid out at home. Shaner was fined more than $500 after pleading guilty to running a stop sign, failing to report an accident and accidents involving damage to an unattended vehicle or property.
GOP cocksuckers rewarded this conduct by putting Shaner in third place, 142 votes behind alleged burglar and vindictive stalker Derek Walker.
GOP Cocksuckers Going at Each Other's Throats, Part I - #35
#35 DEREK WALKER
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR THE PENNSYLVANIA 5TH
GOP cocksuckers are vindictive little bastards. They really, REALLY hate it when someone tells them 'no.' Derek Walker is the latest example of this truism.
Walker was a candidate for the seat of GOP cocksucker Rep. John Peterson of the Pennsylvania 5th who is retiring. Walker is a financial planner from the town of Bigler. Five days before the primary, he gets hit with an indictment for burglary and criminal trespass along with three misdemeanors involving his ex-girlfriend.
It turns out that his ex-girlfriend said "Hit the road, Jack." Two months later, in August, Walker breaks into her apartment and finds her amorously entwined with another guy. Walker takes a video of them with his cell phone and says that it will end her employment with the school district.
Not only that, but ordered to stay the hell away from the woman, Walker just cant resist showing up. On one occasions texting her a phone message wondering how she got a hold of his Penn State football tickets and in another instance, meeting her at the Sons of Italy club in Clearfield, PA.
Walker screams he's innocent, and swears the charges are politically motivated, which means one thing; GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY. In response, Walker goes after ANOTHER GOP cocksucker who is a rival for the seat, Matt Shaner, bellowing that he "'conspired behind closed doors to fix an election."
Even better, when the GOP cocksucker primary comes along, BOTH of them lose to Glenn Thompson, the Centre County GOP cocksucker chairman.
S. Olson
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR THE PENNSYLVANIA 5TH
GOP cocksuckers are vindictive little bastards. They really, REALLY hate it when someone tells them 'no.' Derek Walker is the latest example of this truism.
Walker was a candidate for the seat of GOP cocksucker Rep. John Peterson of the Pennsylvania 5th who is retiring. Walker is a financial planner from the town of Bigler. Five days before the primary, he gets hit with an indictment for burglary and criminal trespass along with three misdemeanors involving his ex-girlfriend.
It turns out that his ex-girlfriend said "Hit the road, Jack." Two months later, in August, Walker breaks into her apartment and finds her amorously entwined with another guy. Walker takes a video of them with his cell phone and says that it will end her employment with the school district.
Not only that, but ordered to stay the hell away from the woman, Walker just cant resist showing up. On one occasions texting her a phone message wondering how she got a hold of his Penn State football tickets and in another instance, meeting her at the Sons of Italy club in Clearfield, PA.
Walker screams he's innocent, and swears the charges are politically motivated, which means one thing; GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY. In response, Walker goes after ANOTHER GOP cocksucker who is a rival for the seat, Matt Shaner, bellowing that he "'conspired behind closed doors to fix an election."
Even better, when the GOP cocksucker primary comes along, BOTH of them lose to Glenn Thompson, the Centre County GOP cocksucker chairman.
S. Olson
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