Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Here Come Da Drunks! v.26.0 - #108

#108 EUGENE MAYSKY
MAYOR OF TRAINER, PENNSYLVANIA

Classification: Type II (The Repeat Offender)
Object Hit: Arrested in time

We've been away from them for a little while because there are so many of them, but time does not stop the GOP Cocksucker from getting behind the wheel when he or she's had a few too many.

Consider Eugene Maysky.

Maisky was yanked over by a Philadelphia police officer Saturday and forced to confront the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere. The cops didn't release the numbers fast enough to make the press account I read but Maisky got his ass busted for DUI. Three years ago, when Maisky was pulled over for speeding and had to blow into the Deadly Tube, he scored almost twice the legal limit. So in reference to the numbers, the question becomes: is Maisky just as much a bit less or more of a Soak that he was three years ago?

S. Olson

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