GOP Cocksuckers Going at Each Other's Throats, Part I - #35

#35 DEREK WALKER
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR THE PENNSYLVANIA 5TH
GOP cocksuckers are vindictive little bastards. They really, REALLY hate it when someone tells them 'no.' Derek Walker is the latest example of this truism.

Walker was a candidate for the seat of GOP cocksucker Rep. John Peterson of the Pennsylvania 5th who is retiring. Walker is a financial planner from the town of Bigler. Five days before the primary, he gets hit with an indictment for burglary and criminal trespass along with three misdemeanors involving his ex-girlfriend.

It turns out that his ex-girlfriend said "Hit the road, Jack." Two months later, in August, Walker breaks into her apartment and finds her amorously entwined with another guy. Walker takes a video of them with his cell phone and says that it will end her employment with the school district.

Not only that, but ordered to stay the hell away from the woman, Walker just cant resist showing up. On one occasions texting her a phone message wondering how she got a hold of his Penn State football tickets and in another instance, meeting her at the Sons of Italy club in Clearfield, PA.

Walker screams he's innocent, and swears the charges are politically motivated, which means one thing; GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY. In response, Walker goes after ANOTHER GOP cocksucker who is a rival for the seat, Matt Shaner, bellowing that he "'conspired behind closed doors to fix an election."

Even better, when the GOP cocksucker primary comes along, BOTH of them lose to Glenn Thompson, the Centre County GOP cocksucker chairman.


S. Olson