"We're Not Hypocrites!" Oh Puhleeeeze - #64

#64 - BRIAN HICKS,
CHIEF OF STAFF TO FORMER OHIO GOVERNOR, BOB TAFT

The 19 percenters (The percentage of people who loyally back the Drunken Frat Boy) are absolutely furious at the numbering of GOP cocksuckers who are criminals. Why? Well, for starters they dont think people should be told what their heroes are up to. More important, the fact that we now have 64 of these fucks on record so far destroys a cherished GOP cocksucker myth, namely:

"GOP Cocksuckers are more moral than Democrats."

They say that crap all the time but hey, when you stack up the Democrats against the GOP cocksuckers, *particularly in the area of pedophilia,* which we haven't even GOTTEN TO yet, the GOP Cocksuckers are coming out as losers more and more; dangerous losers.

Let's take a look at number sixty-four on our list: Brian Hicks.

I have said before that the GOP Cocksuckers are mainly concerned with money first and their own asses second. 'Respect' comes in third and GOP Cocksuckers think they are entitled to it if they have enough of number one and are furious when they don't get it.

Because they are so concerned with money, GOP Cocksuckers are not particularly discriminating about how they get it. Let's take Hicks, for example. This dude gets indicted for securities fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud and money laundering after telling potential investors that he is the CEO of a company called 'Incentrix' and weaseling money from them that will be used to finish the creation of a computer operating system better than anything Microsoft has. He's been doing this since 1998. Trouble is, the operating system doesn't exist. Hell, INCENTRIX didn't exist. Hicks defrauds over 600 people in 20 states and steals $1.4 million before he is caught and 'Incentrix' collapses in 2001.

THEN, in 2004, what does Hicks do? Why he starts ANOTHER company called "Reisender Hotels and Resorts" and hawks mythical timeshares. This time the little bastard only manages to steal $300,000 before he is caught.

Not only does Hicks get 46 months in the Cooler (that's almost four years, by the way) but he has to pay almost $2.3 million in restitution; a double whammy!

So anytime you get that sanctimonious bullshit from the GOP Cocksuckers about how they are the party of family values, just remember it for what it is: sanctimonious bullshit.

S. Olson