Before The Drunken Frat Boy Left, I Gave An Example of GOP Cocksuckers Begging For Pardons

# 34 TERRENCE WELDON
ex-MAYOR OF OCEAN TOWNSHIP AND CITY MANAGER OF ASBURY PARK, NJ

If the treatment of Weldon is any indication, the Drunken Frat Boy will get writer's cramp signing pardons because it's the only place the folks in his administration are going to find any mercy.

Like all GOP cocksuckers, Weldon ratted on everybody he could think of in a corruption case. Weldon rolled on his accountant, a land developer, an engineer and a local official. Even the prosecutors asked the judge for leniency, saying Weldon's help was substantial.

But after he'd been squeezed dry, Weldon went in front of Senior U.S. District Court Judge William Walls eight months ago and had an experience that can only be described as "Jeezus."

Walls had had a bellyfull of New Jersey public officials "hellbent on corruption" despite how many of them he threw into the slammer. Walls didn't SAY "Hey Terry! Fuck *you* and the horse you rode in on," but the sentence he handed down sure did. Walls first likened Weldon's cooperation with the feds as if "Al Capone had squealed on his driver." The prosecution and the defense attorneys exchanged these 'WTF?' glances as Walls thereupon threw the book into the face of a stunned Weldon, sentencing him to five years in the Concrete Hilton.

Here's what Walls said, according to 'Real Time News' on the web:
"As far as I'm concerned, the commission of such crimes deserve severe punishment," adding that people are walking into voting booths to exercise their right to vote and electing "thugs" who violate the public trust. Spectators erupted in applause.

Even prosecutors were amazed. Walls didn't give a hoot in hell. Before sentencing, he'd been getting letters from outraged constiutents, furious that Walls remained free as long as he cooperated with the government. They struck a chord.

So Walls threw Weldon's ass off the edge of the world.

I'd get that pardon-signing hand limbered up if I were you, George.

[UPDATE - Weldon didn't get a pardon :)]

S. Olson