#301 KEITH URBAHN
SPOKESMAN FOR FORMER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE DONALD RUMSFELD
All people in government need spokesmen as their nice face to the press because most of them just say the wrong thing at the wrong time. The GOP Cocksuckers need it even more, mainly because they have more than the average bear to hide.
Say hello to Keith Urbahn. He wasn't convicted of a crime. He just acted like your typical GOP Cocksucker.
Urbahn is a current spokesman for former Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who was riding high in 2003 when the Iraqi miliary was collapsing due to the relentless onslough of American forces.
But then the Occupation began and American kids started getting killed in greater and greater numbers. Most of it was due to Rumsfeld's insistence on small, mobile forces. The U.S. found itself without enough troops to police the country, not to mention the weapons caches that were lying all over the place. Insuregents began looting the explosives caches and those explosives started turning up in Improvised Explosive Devices, which were killing American kids in larger and larger numbers.
Rumfeld was furious that all the praise he HAD been getting disappeared. The word 'incompetent' was bandied about whenever the subject of the defense secretary came up. The Drunken Frat Boy said he had the utmost confidence in Rumsfeld.
Then when the 2004 elections were over a couple of weeks later, the Drunken Frat Boy canned him.
If that wasn't bad enough, from Rumsfeld's point of view, all these little snakes that had scores to settle with him and had long, ugly memories, started coming out of the woodwork. All those people who got called 'traitors' when the Iraqi Occupation began, for doubting it from the git-go, went for Rummy's throat, too. Suddenly, Rumsfeld went from being a heralded Secretary of Defense to a stubborn old fart who got thousands of our kids killed for nothing.
Nothing galled him more than a story from David Barstow of the New York Times about the Pentagon using retired military analysts to publicly cheerlead for the Iraq war. It pissed Rumsfeld off because there were a lot of those 'snakes' telling Barstow just where to go to get the most dirt and just what questions he needed to ask while putting together his story. Rumsfeld was nearly beside himself with fury because he couldn't stop Barstow or threaten to have him blackballed from the Pentagon forever.
To make matters worse, as far as Rumsfeld was concerned, Barstow won a Pulitzer prize for the piece. Spurred by the article the Department of Defense initiated a report from the Inspector General's office. To Rumsfeld's delight, when the report came out, it largely exonerated the DOD.
Rumsfeld wasted no time in siccing Urbahn onto Barstow. The story didn't even merit a place in the paper, Urbahn sneered, much less a Pulitzer. "Between the New York Times and the Pentagon's inspector general office, it's pretty clear which is a more credible and non-partisan source."
But then the IG's office WITHDREW the report, saying it was not up to the standards for a typical IG work product. Meawhile, Barstow kept his job.
Guess we found out which was more credible.
Even though Rumsfeld was gone from the DOD, Urbahn nearly had a cow. The withdrawing of the report make him look like a clueless flack. He immediately blamed the Obama administration for having the DOD's inspector's general office write a flawed report that was so bad they had to withdraw it. Trouble with that theory is when the report came out the Drunken Frat Boy was still in charge.
Sometime in the night. Urbahn's fax machine quietly rolled a sheet of paper into it's tray. It was headed: "Hey Keith!" Below that was a blowup of a big grin and a middle finger.
S. Olson
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Lead Foot Brett - #300
#300 BRETT MECUM
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE ARIZONA GOP COCKSUCKERS
Instead of getting hammered and getting behind the steering wheel, GOP Cocksuckers have this OTHER problem; they drive like the speeding laws don't apply to them.
Newsflash to GOP Cocksuckers: The speed limit signs are NOT suggestions, they are the LAW. You may get away with it several times, but eventually we will catch your asses.
That's what happened to Brett Mecum, who got his ass arrested IN HIS OFFICE IN FRONT OF GOD AND MAN after being captured by a speeding camera doing 109 mph in a 65 mph zone.
You heard that right. Ol' Lead Foot Brett didn't get a ticket in the mail from a speeding camera for doing a piddly 31 in a 30 mph zone, Lead Foot was doing 44 FUCKING MPH OVER the posted speed limit in his blue 2008 Ford Mustang. The only way it could have screamed "asshole!" more is if the car had been red. The department of public safety arrested this scofflaw for reckless driving and criminal speeding.
Now just watch this little fuck get some dumb dittohead to pay his fine.
S. Olson
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE ARIZONA GOP COCKSUCKERS
Instead of getting hammered and getting behind the steering wheel, GOP Cocksuckers have this OTHER problem; they drive like the speeding laws don't apply to them.
Newsflash to GOP Cocksuckers: The speed limit signs are NOT suggestions, they are the LAW. You may get away with it several times, but eventually we will catch your asses.
That's what happened to Brett Mecum, who got his ass arrested IN HIS OFFICE IN FRONT OF GOD AND MAN after being captured by a speeding camera doing 109 mph in a 65 mph zone.
You heard that right. Ol' Lead Foot Brett didn't get a ticket in the mail from a speeding camera for doing a piddly 31 in a 30 mph zone, Lead Foot was doing 44 FUCKING MPH OVER the posted speed limit in his blue 2008 Ford Mustang. The only way it could have screamed "asshole!" more is if the car had been red. The department of public safety arrested this scofflaw for reckless driving and criminal speeding.
Now just watch this little fuck get some dumb dittohead to pay his fine.
S. Olson
Monday, December 21, 2009
Wow. #47, #288, #72, #127, #1, #54. Look At All These Numbers - #299
#299 JOHN DOOLITTLE
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE CALIFORNIA 4TH
John Doolittle did the time-honored GOP Cocksucker tactic for avoiding prosecution, he ran awa....I mean, retired last year.
Doolittle had been beating the bejeesus out of all comers in the district easily....until 2006, that is. He beat his opponent, the unfortunately-named Charlie Brown, by only 3%.
Wha hoppen?
Well 2006 was a really bad year if your a GOP Cocksucker. The bottom fell out of everything but the White House that year. They lost the House handily but they they went and lost the Senate too. They lost the majority of the governorships and most of the state legislatures as well.
And Doolittle had his name linked with GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). Normally, that's the kiss of death, but he didn't have it HEAVILY linked with #47, at least not until safely after the '06 election. When the news did come out, it was more #299's WIFE who was in deep shit. Not only did Julie Doolittle work for #47 between 2001-2005, but she was the sole employee for Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions, a fundraising group for...wait for it...John Doolittle. Over five years, she brought in $180,000 from Doolittle's campaign, for which she was illegally paid 15%. And she still claimed the campaign owed her $76,000 for something else. Doolittle's people were pressuring small towns to hire a lobbyist. Guess who they thought was a good one? Bet you'll guess on the first try.
Meanwhile, Alexander Strategy Group had entered the fray. This was the lobbying firm started by GOP cocksucker #54's (TOM DELAY) former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM.) Not only had #288 created the Korea-U.S. Exchange Council but ASG hired Sierra Dominion to do bookkeeping work for them and paid for a trip to South Korea and Malaysia taken by Doolittle and his 12-year-old daughter.
But to hell with JULIE Doolittle, the nasty shit about #299 HIMSELF started coming out:
- First there were his ties to #47. Doolittle's former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #127 (KEVIN RING) went to work for #47, which doesn't seem so bad except that #47 was urged by #127 to hire this lobbying firm which was....altogether now...Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions
- Then it came out that #47 had donated $14,000 to Doolittle's defense fu....dah, I mean, campaign.
- Then the FBI raided Doolittle's house. Shortly after that, Doolittle's new chief of staff and deputy chief of staff were subpeonaed to testify against him.
- Almost two weeks later, Doolittle said he would fight to keep 11 years of records into his conduct.
- Then it was shown that Doolittle had accepted $188,000 from a company owned by GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES.)This wouldn't be such a big deal except that Wilkes was a defense contractor and Doolittle had a seat on the powerful appropriations committee. Later it was shown that Doolittle had steering $37 million bucks to #1's company. #1 had gotten a buncha years in the slammer for bribing GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY CUNNINGHAM)
After all this #299 was beginning to look like a liability. Doolittle's main financial backer, former Placer County Republican Party chairman Ken Campbell announced he was not supporting Doolittle anymore. Then challengers in the Republican primary began turning up. First Eric Egland, a 37-year-old Air Force reservist and security consultant, then Auburn City Councilman Mike Holmes. Finally, when State Assemblyman Ted Gaines announced the formation of an exploratory committee to run for Doolittle's seat, Doolittle was defiant but knew he was being thrown under the bus. Four and a half months later, Doolittle announced he would not be running for re-election.
Meanwhile, the investigation goes on.
S. Olson
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EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE CALIFORNIA 4TH
John Doolittle did the time-honored GOP Cocksucker tactic for avoiding prosecution, he ran awa....I mean, retired last year.
Doolittle had been beating the bejeesus out of all comers in the district easily....until 2006, that is. He beat his opponent, the unfortunately-named Charlie Brown, by only 3%.
Wha hoppen?
Well 2006 was a really bad year if your a GOP Cocksucker. The bottom fell out of everything but the White House that year. They lost the House handily but they they went and lost the Senate too. They lost the majority of the governorships and most of the state legislatures as well.
And Doolittle had his name linked with GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). Normally, that's the kiss of death, but he didn't have it HEAVILY linked with #47, at least not until safely after the '06 election. When the news did come out, it was more #299's WIFE who was in deep shit. Not only did Julie Doolittle work for #47 between 2001-2005, but she was the sole employee for Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions, a fundraising group for...wait for it...John Doolittle. Over five years, she brought in $180,000 from Doolittle's campaign, for which she was illegally paid 15%. And she still claimed the campaign owed her $76,000 for something else. Doolittle's people were pressuring small towns to hire a lobbyist. Guess who they thought was a good one? Bet you'll guess on the first try.
Meanwhile, Alexander Strategy Group had entered the fray. This was the lobbying firm started by GOP cocksucker #54's (TOM DELAY) former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #288 (ED BUCKHAM.) Not only had #288 created the Korea-U.S. Exchange Council but ASG hired Sierra Dominion to do bookkeeping work for them and paid for a trip to South Korea and Malaysia taken by Doolittle and his 12-year-old daughter.
But to hell with JULIE Doolittle, the nasty shit about #299 HIMSELF started coming out:
- First there were his ties to #47. Doolittle's former chief of staff, GOP Cocksucker #127 (KEVIN RING) went to work for #47, which doesn't seem so bad except that #47 was urged by #127 to hire this lobbying firm which was....altogether now...Sierra Dominion Financial Solutions
- Then it came out that #47 had donated $14,000 to Doolittle's defense fu....dah, I mean, campaign.
- Then the FBI raided Doolittle's house. Shortly after that, Doolittle's new chief of staff and deputy chief of staff were subpeonaed to testify against him.
- Almost two weeks later, Doolittle said he would fight to keep 11 years of records into his conduct.
- Then it was shown that Doolittle had accepted $188,000 from a company owned by GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES.)This wouldn't be such a big deal except that Wilkes was a defense contractor and Doolittle had a seat on the powerful appropriations committee. Later it was shown that Doolittle had steering $37 million bucks to #1's company. #1 had gotten a buncha years in the slammer for bribing GOP Cocksucker #72 (RANDY CUNNINGHAM)
After all this #299 was beginning to look like a liability. Doolittle's main financial backer, former Placer County Republican Party chairman Ken Campbell announced he was not supporting Doolittle anymore. Then challengers in the Republican primary began turning up. First Eric Egland, a 37-year-old Air Force reservist and security consultant, then Auburn City Councilman Mike Holmes. Finally, when State Assemblyman Ted Gaines announced the formation of an exploratory committee to run for Doolittle's seat, Doolittle was defiant but knew he was being thrown under the bus. Four and a half months later, Doolittle announced he would not be running for re-election.
Meanwhile, the investigation goes on.
S. Olson
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Saturday, December 19, 2009
The Ole Prick - #298
#298 CONRAD BURNS
FORMER SENATOR FROM MONTANA
I have to admit, even though I knew it was coming from reading public opinion polls, I really enjoyed seeing this old prick lose; probably more than any other election race that year.
The reason is because Burns is one of those old farts who think it's clever and witty to be a boor. He recognizes that the times have passed him by but makes every effort he can to drag times back to when it was considered okay to use the word 'nigger' in public. He thinks that makes him terribly dangerous and kinda cute when actually it just makes him an old fool with a great big mouth.
Give you an example: In a 1999 speech, Burns referred to Arabs as 'ragheads.'
Here's another one: while campaigning for re-election in 1994, Burns dropped by the offices of the Bozeman Daily Herald and told them an anecdote about one of his constituents, a rancher, who was amazed Burns could stand to live in Washington D.C. "Conrad, how can you live back there with all those niggers?" he asked. In response, Burns said, "It's a hell of a challenge."
But the fact he's a boor was not the reason I enjoyed watching him have to eat every little bit of Humble Pie and concede to now-Senator Jon Tester, although it was great fun watching his ancient face on camera hold back the fury that he felt.
No, it wasn't even taking $150,000 from GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) and his associates or even giving a $3 million grant for a tribal school in Michigan for the Saginaw tribe that did him in. even though Burns lived in Montana.
No, it was when Burns criticized the firefighters from Virginia for digging a fireline east of Billings, MT, as part of the firefighting efforts there. Even though they had flown almost halfway across the country to be there, Burns called their work, "piss-poor," because some of his rich rancher friends got their houses burned down.
One of the Virginia firefighters, enraged at hearing such talk when he was busting his hump for $12 an hour, said to Burns' face when he came over to talk to them, "I didn't see you out there picking up a shovel, Sparky." Burns ignored the remark.
S. Olson
FORMER SENATOR FROM MONTANA
I have to admit, even though I knew it was coming from reading public opinion polls, I really enjoyed seeing this old prick lose; probably more than any other election race that year.
The reason is because Burns is one of those old farts who think it's clever and witty to be a boor. He recognizes that the times have passed him by but makes every effort he can to drag times back to when it was considered okay to use the word 'nigger' in public. He thinks that makes him terribly dangerous and kinda cute when actually it just makes him an old fool with a great big mouth.
Give you an example: In a 1999 speech, Burns referred to Arabs as 'ragheads.'
Here's another one: while campaigning for re-election in 1994, Burns dropped by the offices of the Bozeman Daily Herald and told them an anecdote about one of his constituents, a rancher, who was amazed Burns could stand to live in Washington D.C. "Conrad, how can you live back there with all those niggers?" he asked. In response, Burns said, "It's a hell of a challenge."
But the fact he's a boor was not the reason I enjoyed watching him have to eat every little bit of Humble Pie and concede to now-Senator Jon Tester, although it was great fun watching his ancient face on camera hold back the fury that he felt.
No, it wasn't even taking $150,000 from GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) and his associates or even giving a $3 million grant for a tribal school in Michigan for the Saginaw tribe that did him in. even though Burns lived in Montana.
No, it was when Burns criticized the firefighters from Virginia for digging a fireline east of Billings, MT, as part of the firefighting efforts there. Even though they had flown almost halfway across the country to be there, Burns called their work, "piss-poor," because some of his rich rancher friends got their houses burned down.
One of the Virginia firefighters, enraged at hearing such talk when he was busting his hump for $12 an hour, said to Burns' face when he came over to talk to them, "I didn't see you out there picking up a shovel, Sparky." Burns ignored the remark.
S. Olson
Friday, December 18, 2009
Pulling the Wool Over Your Eyes - 297
#297 GROVER NORQUIST
HEAD OF AMERICANS FOR TAX REFORM
Grover is just not the name of a muppet on Sesame Street, he was also a conduit for GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) to move his money around the country.
He also did such a thing for GOP Cocksucker #296 (RALPH REED) when he tried to pull the wool over the eyes of the yokels of Georgia and become Lieutenant-Governor. Grover moved $1.15 million from one of Abramoff's clients, the Choctaw tribe, to #296 for opposing gambling by ANOTHER Indian tribe. While he was doing all that he was skimming off money for himself, sort of the way a middleman for a drug dealer operates.
Not only that, Grover has been involved in 'pay-to-play' operations, once when he got the Coushatta tribe and the Kickapoo tribe to shell out $25,000 each in order to meet then-Governor Bush and again when he got $50,000 from DH2 (a mutual fund client of #47's) to get an op-ed piece favorably to them in the Washington Times.
S. Olson
HEAD OF AMERICANS FOR TAX REFORM
Grover is just not the name of a muppet on Sesame Street, he was also a conduit for GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) to move his money around the country.
He also did such a thing for GOP Cocksucker #296 (RALPH REED) when he tried to pull the wool over the eyes of the yokels of Georgia and become Lieutenant-Governor. Grover moved $1.15 million from one of Abramoff's clients, the Choctaw tribe, to #296 for opposing gambling by ANOTHER Indian tribe. While he was doing all that he was skimming off money for himself, sort of the way a middleman for a drug dealer operates.
Not only that, Grover has been involved in 'pay-to-play' operations, once when he got the Coushatta tribe and the Kickapoo tribe to shell out $25,000 each in order to meet then-Governor Bush and again when he got $50,000 from DH2 (a mutual fund client of #47's) to get an op-ed piece favorably to them in the Washington Times.
S. Olson
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Biggest Hypocrite Among the GOP Cocksuckers - #296
#296 RALPH REED
FORMER LEADER OF THE CHRISTIAN COALITION
I thought I'd written something about this guy but my records show that it isn't so.
Reed was the heir apparent to the late, unlamented Rev. Jerry Falwell of Virginia, who went straight to hell with the deaths of thousands of homosexuals on his conscience. Reed specialized in what he called 'guerilla warfare' when it came to politics. Reed could mobilize hundreds of thousands of Crackers and Peckerwoods to vote the way he wanted them to. This made him a power not to be ignored. He was also spoken of as a man who could be in the Oval Office in a decade or so. The plan for him to get there was first to become Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, then Governor and then head to the White House.
And then the roof fell in.
What happened? Reed was four-points ahead of his challenger in the primaries; an obscure state senator named Casey Cagle; everything seemed to be going just ducky.
Here's what happened. The prime reason why GOP Cocksuckers are furious at the media: It isn't because they are overwhelmingly liberal, it's because they are telling us what GOP Cocksuckers are doing. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution had gotten ahold of some e-mail correspondence between Reed and GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). #47 was doing PR for one Indian tribe that in operating a casino tried to prevent ANOTHER Indian tribe from running IT'S casino. Reed called gambling a "cancer" on the body politic while getting paid millions from Tribe A to say so. Even to the yokels of Georgia, this made him look like what he is: a hypocrite.
To Reed's helpless fury, the A-J wouldn't let go of the 'hypocrite' angle. It hung on like a fucking bulldog with it's teeth in his throat. He tried everything to make them let go. After the casino business, the A-J struck AGAIN, this time at the claims of Reed that Washington was dominated by a system of what he called "honest graft," a phrase he took from a corrupt Tammany Hall politician in the 18th Century named George Washington Plunkett. It published the Reed phrase, "I need to start humping in corporate accounts!" Now it looked like Reed, who condemned the practice of 'honest graft' was eager to get in on the gravy train.
The furor about 'honest graft' hadn't even died down when Reed got tagged a third time by the A-J, sort of like a fighter reeling off the ropes and getting pulverized by a combination. The punch this time was while Reed was criticizing China for it's one-child policy and persecution of Christians, he was busy setting up what he called a "grass-roots" Christian group to lobby for freer trade with the country.
Suddenly, all those yokels Reed claimed to be able to motivate weren't too anxious to follow him anymore. They may be rough around the edges and a trifle on the gullible side, but they aren't stupid. When the results from the primary came in, Reed lost by 12 percentage points. A GOP operative put it best when he said "He [Reed] got nailed for being a phony."
S. Olson
FORMER LEADER OF THE CHRISTIAN COALITION
I thought I'd written something about this guy but my records show that it isn't so.
Reed was the heir apparent to the late, unlamented Rev. Jerry Falwell of Virginia, who went straight to hell with the deaths of thousands of homosexuals on his conscience. Reed specialized in what he called 'guerilla warfare' when it came to politics. Reed could mobilize hundreds of thousands of Crackers and Peckerwoods to vote the way he wanted them to. This made him a power not to be ignored. He was also spoken of as a man who could be in the Oval Office in a decade or so. The plan for him to get there was first to become Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, then Governor and then head to the White House.
And then the roof fell in.
What happened? Reed was four-points ahead of his challenger in the primaries; an obscure state senator named Casey Cagle; everything seemed to be going just ducky.
Here's what happened. The prime reason why GOP Cocksuckers are furious at the media: It isn't because they are overwhelmingly liberal, it's because they are telling us what GOP Cocksuckers are doing. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution had gotten ahold of some e-mail correspondence between Reed and GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF). #47 was doing PR for one Indian tribe that in operating a casino tried to prevent ANOTHER Indian tribe from running IT'S casino. Reed called gambling a "cancer" on the body politic while getting paid millions from Tribe A to say so. Even to the yokels of Georgia, this made him look like what he is: a hypocrite.
To Reed's helpless fury, the A-J wouldn't let go of the 'hypocrite' angle. It hung on like a fucking bulldog with it's teeth in his throat. He tried everything to make them let go. After the casino business, the A-J struck AGAIN, this time at the claims of Reed that Washington was dominated by a system of what he called "honest graft," a phrase he took from a corrupt Tammany Hall politician in the 18th Century named George Washington Plunkett. It published the Reed phrase, "I need to start humping in corporate accounts!" Now it looked like Reed, who condemned the practice of 'honest graft' was eager to get in on the gravy train.
The furor about 'honest graft' hadn't even died down when Reed got tagged a third time by the A-J, sort of like a fighter reeling off the ropes and getting pulverized by a combination. The punch this time was while Reed was criticizing China for it's one-child policy and persecution of Christians, he was busy setting up what he called a "grass-roots" Christian group to lobby for freer trade with the country.
Suddenly, all those yokels Reed claimed to be able to motivate weren't too anxious to follow him anymore. They may be rough around the edges and a trifle on the gullible side, but they aren't stupid. When the results from the primary came in, Reed lost by 12 percentage points. A GOP operative put it best when he said "He [Reed] got nailed for being a phony."
S. Olson
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
GOP Cocksucker Malevolence - #295
#295 PORTER GOSS
EX-CIA DIRECTOR & EX-CONGRESSMAN
This is an interesting one because the matter goes to how malevolent the GOP Cocksuckers can be and it still being investigated. Goss, a former CIA agent in his youth, said he was not qualified to become the CIA director. Six months later, he was nominated by the Drunken Frat Boy for exactly that position and confirmed.
Goss immediately began to shake up the CIA, instituting changes that infuriated the old hands there, especially Steve Kappes, the Director of Operations, and Michael Sulick, Kappes' then-deputy. Both men announced their retirement to get away from #295 and his staff, whom they loathed. Kappes has since returned to the CIA since Goss' departure, reportedly with an ENORMOUS grin on his face since the position he got was Deputy Director of the CIA, previously held by Dusty Foggo, convicted felon and GOP Cocksucker #273. Sulick was appointed Director of the National Clandestine Service.
Goss is now in trouble because he may have authorized the bugging of the office of Rep. Jane Harman of the California 36th. Goss and Harman have clashed before on the House Intelligence Committee, most notably when Harman let a probe into GOP Cocksucker #72 (REP. RANDY CUNNINGHAM) go forward that resulted in the longest bribery sentence for a U.S. congressman in history. Goss was enraged, not because of #72 but because of #273 (DUSTY FOGGO) who was a Goss protege. #273 had gotten caught up in the Cunningham scandal along with GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Foggo was found guilty of money laundering and fraud and Wilkes was found guilty of extortion.
Since he's a vindictive little fuck, Goss naturally saw an opportunity for payback. Being a petty, partisan sort, he tried to wiretap Harman but that was reportedly negated by former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (GOP Cocksucker #315), who wanted Harman's vote on a certain piece of legislation and didn't think he'd get it if Harman learned the CIA was spying on her.
S. Olson
EX-CIA DIRECTOR & EX-CONGRESSMAN
This is an interesting one because the matter goes to how malevolent the GOP Cocksuckers can be and it still being investigated. Goss, a former CIA agent in his youth, said he was not qualified to become the CIA director. Six months later, he was nominated by the Drunken Frat Boy for exactly that position and confirmed.
Goss immediately began to shake up the CIA, instituting changes that infuriated the old hands there, especially Steve Kappes, the Director of Operations, and Michael Sulick, Kappes' then-deputy. Both men announced their retirement to get away from #295 and his staff, whom they loathed. Kappes has since returned to the CIA since Goss' departure, reportedly with an ENORMOUS grin on his face since the position he got was Deputy Director of the CIA, previously held by Dusty Foggo, convicted felon and GOP Cocksucker #273. Sulick was appointed Director of the National Clandestine Service.
Goss is now in trouble because he may have authorized the bugging of the office of Rep. Jane Harman of the California 36th. Goss and Harman have clashed before on the House Intelligence Committee, most notably when Harman let a probe into GOP Cocksucker #72 (REP. RANDY CUNNINGHAM) go forward that resulted in the longest bribery sentence for a U.S. congressman in history. Goss was enraged, not because of #72 but because of #273 (DUSTY FOGGO) who was a Goss protege. #273 had gotten caught up in the Cunningham scandal along with GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Foggo was found guilty of money laundering and fraud and Wilkes was found guilty of extortion.
Since he's a vindictive little fuck, Goss naturally saw an opportunity for payback. Being a petty, partisan sort, he tried to wiretap Harman but that was reportedly negated by former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (GOP Cocksucker #315), who wanted Harman's vote on a certain piece of legislation and didn't think he'd get it if Harman learned the CIA was spying on her.
S. Olson
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Passe - #294
SENATOR NORM COLEMAN was the next GOP Cocksucker on the list. He wasn't indicted or found guilty for a crime. He was just being a dick, holding out for six months after he KNEW SENATOR AL FRANKEN had become a reality. Therfore, he makes the list.
S. Olson
S. Olson
Monday, December 14, 2009
Pedophile LXIX
And finally, well the pedophiles cropped up again:
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Pedophile LXIX
#278 SCOTT CORTELYOU
RADIO PERSONALITY
I have some friends who used to live in Cortelyou's broadcast area and who used to listen to his morning show, "Business for Breakfast' on the way to work. They remember him as a staunch Republican. When I told one of them--who now lives in Virginia--of Cortelyou's arrest on pedophilia charges last year, here was his gut reaction:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Gosh, doesn't that sound mean? Yeah, it sure would be, except that this arrest was Cortelyou's SECOND in the same type of crime. In simple terms, this dude HAD MORE THAN ONE CHANCE TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING. Know what Cortelyou pled guilty to? Well, according to an affadavit in the case, Cortelyou thought he was talking to a 12-year-old girl on the internet and started giving her explcit instructions on masturbation.
He got a sentence of six years but according to a plea deal worked out by his attorney, Cortelyou would serve no jail time but have to register as a sex offender.
S. Olson
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Pedophile LXIX
#278 SCOTT CORTELYOU
RADIO PERSONALITY
I have some friends who used to live in Cortelyou's broadcast area and who used to listen to his morning show, "Business for Breakfast' on the way to work. They remember him as a staunch Republican. When I told one of them--who now lives in Virginia--of Cortelyou's arrest on pedophilia charges last year, here was his gut reaction:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Gosh, doesn't that sound mean? Yeah, it sure would be, except that this arrest was Cortelyou's SECOND in the same type of crime. In simple terms, this dude HAD MORE THAN ONE CHANCE TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING. Know what Cortelyou pled guilty to? Well, according to an affadavit in the case, Cortelyou thought he was talking to a 12-year-old girl on the internet and started giving her explcit instructions on masturbation.
He got a sentence of six years but according to a plea deal worked out by his attorney, Cortelyou would serve no jail time but have to register as a sex offender.
S. Olson
Quite Possibly One of the Funniest GOP Cocksuckers on the List - #277
Okay, I wanted to keep track of more of the pedophiles and make sure GOP Cocksuckers #271 (DAVID SAFAVIAN) was included but then there is THIS fuckin' guy, who is just to good to leave out:
Monday, November 30, 2009
Quite Possibly One of the Funniest GOP Cocksuckers on the List - #277
#277 ROBERT SOMMA
FORMER BANKRUPTCY JUDGE FOR THE 1ST DISTRICT
I thought I'd included Somma among the DUI/DWI types but I guess I left him out because he's not on my list. I include him because this is one of those stories too good to miss.
Somma quit his job as a federal bankruptcy court judge after he pled no contest to a DWI charge in which he accidentally rammed a pickup truck with his Mercedes on a Massachusetts road. Somma agreed to a 12 month suspension of his judicial license, and a $600 fine.
Except for a brief mention that Somma had trouble finding his driver's license in his PURSE, the police report did not say that Somma was busted wearing a black woman's cocktail dress, fishnet stockings and high heels.
S. Olson
Monday, November 30, 2009
Quite Possibly One of the Funniest GOP Cocksuckers on the List - #277
#277 ROBERT SOMMA
FORMER BANKRUPTCY JUDGE FOR THE 1ST DISTRICT
I thought I'd included Somma among the DUI/DWI types but I guess I left him out because he's not on my list. I include him because this is one of those stories too good to miss.
Somma quit his job as a federal bankruptcy court judge after he pled no contest to a DWI charge in which he accidentally rammed a pickup truck with his Mercedes on a Massachusetts road. Somma agreed to a 12 month suspension of his judicial license, and a $600 fine.
Except for a brief mention that Somma had trouble finding his driver's license in his PURSE, the police report did not say that Somma was busted wearing a black woman's cocktail dress, fishnet stockings and high heels.
S. Olson
Stealing From Your Family - #276
Check out how crooked these guys are:
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Stealing From Your Family - #276
#276 PATRICK DAVISON
EX-CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR (MONTANA)
Watch out if you're related to a GOP cocksucker. Those guys love money so much, they'll mess over ANYONE.
Case in point, Patrick Davison of Montana
Davison was a former candidate for governor who was sent to the Hoozegow last July for a decade for securities fraud.
Davison would fool people into making investments into fictitious companies then string them along by making interest payments while pocketing most of the money for himself. He did this for almost eight years. One of his victims was his former sister-in-law. He stole almost 80 grand from her and her husband.
All in all, Davison stole about $5.6 million. He was ordered to pay that back along with getting a decade as a guest of the state.
S. Olson
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Stealing From Your Family - #276
#276 PATRICK DAVISON
EX-CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR (MONTANA)
Watch out if you're related to a GOP cocksucker. Those guys love money so much, they'll mess over ANYONE.
Case in point, Patrick Davison of Montana
Davison was a former candidate for governor who was sent to the Hoozegow last July for a decade for securities fraud.
Davison would fool people into making investments into fictitious companies then string them along by making interest payments while pocketing most of the money for himself. He did this for almost eight years. One of his victims was his former sister-in-law. He stole almost 80 grand from her and her husband.
All in all, Davison stole about $5.6 million. He was ordered to pay that back along with getting a decade as a guest of the state.
S. Olson
He Got Got Before He Could Get Someone Else - #275
Here is another reasonm why the Democrats slapped that 'Culture of Corruption' label on the GOP Cocksuckers and why they were so furious about it:
Saturday, November 28, 2009
He Got Got Before He Could Get Someone Else - #275
#275 MICHAEL SCANLON
FORMER AIDE TO FORMER HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND
GOP COCKSUCKER #54) TOM DELAY
Why did Jack Abramoff (GOP Cocksucker #47) roll over so fast
on so many people when it cost him $21 million and more than
five years in the Slammer anyway? Well, because he knew
THIS fucking guy was out there, for starters and because he
knew two things about GOP cocksuckers:
A. Outside of money, the only thing they respect is their own
skins.
B. They'll roll on ANYBODY if they think it will shrink the time
they have to spend behind bars.
In other words, #47 got Scanlon before he could get him.
Scanlon was a little more blatant about how money-hungry he
is. In a couple of e-mails, he said of one Indian tribe that was
an Abramoff client, "I want ALL their money!" Scanlon pled
guilty to--sez the Washington Post-- "conspiring to defraud
Indian tribes out of millions of dollars as part of a lobbying and
corruption scheme that involved wining and dining of some
lawmakers, treating them to lavish trips and contributing to
their campaigns."
He ended up having to pay $19 million in restitution in
exchange for helping prosecutors. No word on any prison
sentence. When Scanlon's lawyer was asked if DeLay should
be worried, he said, "You'll have to ask Mr. DeLay's lawyers
about that."
S. Olson
Saturday, November 28, 2009
He Got Got Before He Could Get Someone Else - #275
#275 MICHAEL SCANLON
FORMER AIDE TO FORMER HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND
GOP COCKSUCKER #54) TOM DELAY
Why did Jack Abramoff (GOP Cocksucker #47) roll over so fast
on so many people when it cost him $21 million and more than
five years in the Slammer anyway? Well, because he knew
THIS fucking guy was out there, for starters and because he
knew two things about GOP cocksuckers:
A. Outside of money, the only thing they respect is their own
skins.
B. They'll roll on ANYBODY if they think it will shrink the time
they have to spend behind bars.
In other words, #47 got Scanlon before he could get him.
Scanlon was a little more blatant about how money-hungry he
is. In a couple of e-mails, he said of one Indian tribe that was
an Abramoff client, "I want ALL their money!" Scanlon pled
guilty to--sez the Washington Post-- "conspiring to defraud
Indian tribes out of millions of dollars as part of a lobbying and
corruption scheme that involved wining and dining of some
lawmakers, treating them to lavish trips and contributing to
their campaigns."
He ended up having to pay $19 million in restitution in
exchange for helping prosecutors. No word on any prison
sentence. When Scanlon's lawyer was asked if DeLay should
be worried, he said, "You'll have to ask Mr. DeLay's lawyers
about that."
S. Olson
Pure Scum - #273
I enjoyed chronicaling this one:
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Pure Scum - #273
#273 KYLE 'DUSTY' FOGGO
EX CIA EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
Every once in a while, I come upon a GOP cocksucker whom I have to use the word
'alleged' in the description. Doesn't happen all that much since so many of them are either pleading guilty so they can roll on their buddies or getting their asses convicted, but it does happen.
Like Foggo here.
Foggo resigned from the CIA on May 8, 2006, whining that he couldn't choose his own
deputies. Nine months later, the REAL reason surfaced. Foggo was indicted and charged with fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud and money laundering in the GOP Cocksucker #72 (DUKE CUNNINGHAM) bribery case.
Prosecutors claim that Foggo was tipping off none other than GOP Cocksucker #1, convicted briber Brent Wilkes, about agency contracts. Foggo denies this and the entire matter has been moved from California to Virginia. a demand that was granted. Not only that, it appears that along with the 30 charges against him, Foggo will also be facing new charges of accepting gifts in return for helping winning defense contracts.
[UPDATE: Foggo pled guilty in 2007 to one of the 30 charges against him. That charge was accepting a bribe to steer a CIA contract to the firm of his lifelong friend, GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Two years later, Foggo was convicted on bribery and fraud charges in the GOP Cocksucker #72 bribery case and this time he got 37 months in the slammer--more than three years. He will be out just in time to see
President Obama get reelected in 2012.]
S. Olson
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Pure Scum - #273
#273 KYLE 'DUSTY' FOGGO
EX CIA EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
Every once in a while, I come upon a GOP cocksucker whom I have to use the word
'alleged' in the description. Doesn't happen all that much since so many of them are either pleading guilty so they can roll on their buddies or getting their asses convicted, but it does happen.
Like Foggo here.
Foggo resigned from the CIA on May 8, 2006, whining that he couldn't choose his own
deputies. Nine months later, the REAL reason surfaced. Foggo was indicted and charged with fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud and money laundering in the GOP Cocksucker #72 (DUKE CUNNINGHAM) bribery case.
Prosecutors claim that Foggo was tipping off none other than GOP Cocksucker #1, convicted briber Brent Wilkes, about agency contracts. Foggo denies this and the entire matter has been moved from California to Virginia. a demand that was granted. Not only that, it appears that along with the 30 charges against him, Foggo will also be facing new charges of accepting gifts in return for helping winning defense contracts.
[UPDATE: Foggo pled guilty in 2007 to one of the 30 charges against him. That charge was accepting a bribe to steer a CIA contract to the firm of his lifelong friend, GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Two years later, Foggo was convicted on bribery and fraud charges in the GOP Cocksucker #72 bribery case and this time he got 37 months in the slammer--more than three years. He will be out just in time to see
President Obama get reelected in 2012.]
S. Olson
A Short One - #272
Then came a little nugget:
A Short One - #272
#272 JARED CARPENTER,
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNCIL OR
REPUBLICANS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCACY
Carpenter plead guilty December 14, 2007 to a single count of income tax evasion over a three-year span. Carpenter got 45 days at a halfway house and four years of probation, because like all GOP cocksuckers, he busily ratted out someone else.
[UPDATE: Two more years of probation to go!]
S. Olson
A Short One - #272
#272 JARED CARPENTER,
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNCIL OR
REPUBLICANS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCACY
Carpenter plead guilty December 14, 2007 to a single count of income tax evasion over a three-year span. Carpenter got 45 days at a halfway house and four years of probation, because like all GOP cocksuckers, he busily ratted out someone else.
[UPDATE: Two more years of probation to go!]
S. Olson
When In Doubt, Cry Like a Little Girl - #271
This is probably the main reason I decided to transfer the posts on the blog 'The GOP C*cksuckers (Part II) to the original blog on the GOP Cocksuckers. It was just too much fun to lose.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
When In Doubt, Cry Like a Little Girl - #271
#271 DAVID HOSSEIN SAFAVIAN,
FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF OF THE UNITED STATES GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION (GSA)
When the GOP cocksuckers started getting their hands caught in the cookie jar, their first instinct was to resign and get it off the front page.
Not David Safavian.
While others were pleading guilty, Safavian decided to fight in court. He'd been charged with lying about accepting a golfing trip to Scotland from GOP Cocksucker #47(JACK ABRAMOFF) lying to GSA inspectors about accepting the trip,lying to the Senate investigating the allegations and trying to obstruct both the Senate and GSA's investigations. This was his good name they were talking about and he wasn't going
down without a fight. He was a member of the Bush adminstration, dammit.
The ink was barely dry on Safavian's resignation when the FBI arrested him. Well, what could they do? Safavian's reasoning went. It was his word against theirs. On the witness stand, Safavian said Abramoff had never gotten any special treatment from him and he'd paid $3,100 for that golf trip, which should have covered his expenses.
The jury listened carefully to him then went out to consider the evidence, part of which was a big stack of e-mails that showed Safavian and #47 were trying to make a killing in goverment property. Another piece of evidence was testimony by GOP Cocksucker #52 (NEIL VOLZ), former chief of staff to GOP Cocksucker #51 (EX-REP BOB NEY). #52 was a partner in the scheme and the FBI had already had him by the
short hairs. Because he's a GOP Cocksucker,Volz immediately rolled on everyone he could think of in hope of getting a lesser sentence.
One of those people he rolled on was Safavian.
When the jury came back, their verdict was guilty, guilty, guilty. Safavian was flabbergasted. They couldn't do this. He was a member of the BUSH ADMINSTRATION...well, he's just resigned but hey, he'd FOUGHT them, dammit. He hadn't pled guilty. They were supposed to GO AWAY like the scum they are and the jury was supposed to meekly give up and go away too. Why instead, they'd actually
found him guilty! How outrageous!
Safavian appealed the decision. No dice. When he appeared in front of the sentencing judge, a bewildered Safavian bawled like a hooker new to the street who'd gotten swept up in a police dragnet.
The crying worked, sort of. Safavian only got 18 months. The prosecution had asked for 35. The best part was that Safavian's conviction had put the Abramoff affair inside the White House.
[UPDATE: It wasn't like we walked away empty-handed. We got to bankrupt Safavian, and take his law license away from him forever, just like the GOP cocksuckers tried to do to Big Bill.
[Safavian has to spend a year in the slammer after getting convicted a SECOND time in 2009 because the first case was ruled to have been tried improperly.]
S. Olson
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
When In Doubt, Cry Like a Little Girl - #271
#271 DAVID HOSSEIN SAFAVIAN,
FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF OF THE UNITED STATES GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION (GSA)
When the GOP cocksuckers started getting their hands caught in the cookie jar, their first instinct was to resign and get it off the front page.
Not David Safavian.
While others were pleading guilty, Safavian decided to fight in court. He'd been charged with lying about accepting a golfing trip to Scotland from GOP Cocksucker #47(JACK ABRAMOFF) lying to GSA inspectors about accepting the trip,lying to the Senate investigating the allegations and trying to obstruct both the Senate and GSA's investigations. This was his good name they were talking about and he wasn't going
down without a fight. He was a member of the Bush adminstration, dammit.
The ink was barely dry on Safavian's resignation when the FBI arrested him. Well, what could they do? Safavian's reasoning went. It was his word against theirs. On the witness stand, Safavian said Abramoff had never gotten any special treatment from him and he'd paid $3,100 for that golf trip, which should have covered his expenses.
The jury listened carefully to him then went out to consider the evidence, part of which was a big stack of e-mails that showed Safavian and #47 were trying to make a killing in goverment property. Another piece of evidence was testimony by GOP Cocksucker #52 (NEIL VOLZ), former chief of staff to GOP Cocksucker #51 (EX-REP BOB NEY). #52 was a partner in the scheme and the FBI had already had him by the
short hairs. Because he's a GOP Cocksucker,Volz immediately rolled on everyone he could think of in hope of getting a lesser sentence.
One of those people he rolled on was Safavian.
When the jury came back, their verdict was guilty, guilty, guilty. Safavian was flabbergasted. They couldn't do this. He was a member of the BUSH ADMINSTRATION...well, he's just resigned but hey, he'd FOUGHT them, dammit. He hadn't pled guilty. They were supposed to GO AWAY like the scum they are and the jury was supposed to meekly give up and go away too. Why instead, they'd actually
found him guilty! How outrageous!
Safavian appealed the decision. No dice. When he appeared in front of the sentencing judge, a bewildered Safavian bawled like a hooker new to the street who'd gotten swept up in a police dragnet.
The crying worked, sort of. Safavian only got 18 months. The prosecution had asked for 35. The best part was that Safavian's conviction had put the Abramoff affair inside the White House.
[UPDATE: It wasn't like we walked away empty-handed. We got to bankrupt Safavian, and take his law license away from him forever, just like the GOP cocksuckers tried to do to Big Bill.
[Safavian has to spend a year in the slammer after getting convicted a SECOND time in 2009 because the first case was ruled to have been tried improperly.]
S. Olson
Support Troops Like THESE? #265-#269
Okay, the next day, thank God I am through the section of Republicanoffenders.com that deals with pedophiles. I took several hot showers. Now I am back to manslaughter.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Support Troops Like THESE? #265-#269
#265-269 PAUL SLOUGH, NICHOLAS SLATTEN,EVAN S. LIBERTY, DUSTIN L. HEARD, DENNIS BALL
FIVE EX-SECURITY GUARDS FOR XE, FORMERLY BLACKWATER
Once known as 'Blackwater,' before it changed it's name, Xe had a history of running roughshod over the people of Iraq. However, most of it was rumor.
Then came the Nisoor Square Incident of Sept. 16, 2007. You probably don't remember this one but the Xe guards allegedly started blasting away at civilians in the square, totally unprovoked. They killed 14 and wounded 20.
Just another rumor? That's probably what guys like Festus, Felcher, Babs and Frito of the newsgroup alt.impeach.bush would say. Except there's the little problem of the SIXTH security guard. Yeah, there were six of them, not five. The sixth guard was Jeremy Ridgeway, and HE'S cooperating with investigators after confessing to voluntary manslaughter.
[UPDATE: Frito was humliated right off alt.impeach,bush and Babs hardly ever posts
there anymore.]
The lawyers for the Xe Five are trying everything they can think of to derail the prosecution. After all, they have a year before the trial. The latest ones they tried were to claim were a) that the prosecutors did not have jurisdiction to bring
the charges because the guards were providing security for the State Department, not the Defense Department and b) the other was that the charges should have been brought in the defendants home states rather than D.C.
Technicalities don't stop the GOP cocksuckers from claiming them, do they?
[UPDATE: Five Blackwater, now Xe guards involved in the Nisoor Square shooting are
scheduled to face trial on federal manslaughter charges in February 2010 in Washington. A sixth guard pleaded guilty in December 2008. Iraqi victims are also suing the company and its founder, Erik Prince.
Courtesy of the Seattle Times website]
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Support Troops Like THESE? #265-#269
#265-269 PAUL SLOUGH, NICHOLAS SLATTEN,EVAN S. LIBERTY, DUSTIN L. HEARD, DENNIS BALL
FIVE EX-SECURITY GUARDS FOR XE, FORMERLY BLACKWATER
Once known as 'Blackwater,' before it changed it's name, Xe had a history of running roughshod over the people of Iraq. However, most of it was rumor.
Then came the Nisoor Square Incident of Sept. 16, 2007. You probably don't remember this one but the Xe guards allegedly started blasting away at civilians in the square, totally unprovoked. They killed 14 and wounded 20.
Just another rumor? That's probably what guys like Festus, Felcher, Babs and Frito of the newsgroup alt.impeach.bush would say. Except there's the little problem of the SIXTH security guard. Yeah, there were six of them, not five. The sixth guard was Jeremy Ridgeway, and HE'S cooperating with investigators after confessing to voluntary manslaughter.
[UPDATE: Frito was humliated right off alt.impeach,bush and Babs hardly ever posts
there anymore.]
The lawyers for the Xe Five are trying everything they can think of to derail the prosecution. After all, they have a year before the trial. The latest ones they tried were to claim were a) that the prosecutors did not have jurisdiction to bring
the charges because the guards were providing security for the State Department, not the Defense Department and b) the other was that the charges should have been brought in the defendants home states rather than D.C.
Technicalities don't stop the GOP cocksuckers from claiming them, do they?
[UPDATE: Five Blackwater, now Xe guards involved in the Nisoor Square shooting are
scheduled to face trial on federal manslaughter charges in February 2010 in Washington. A sixth guard pleaded guilty in December 2008. Iraqi victims are also suing the company and its founder, Erik Prince.
Courtesy of the Seattle Times website]
Pedophile LXVI
The next day, ANOTHER GOP Cocksuckers pedophile appears; a real nasty one.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Pedophile LXVI
#263 BEVERLY RUSSELL
EX- CHRISTIAN COALITION LEADER AND GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST
What does this tell you other than never trust a *guy* named 'Beverly'?
Well, it should teach you never to leave one of these religious types active with the GOP Cocksuckers alone with your kids because they can't be trusted. They are simply too horny!
In 1995, Russell admitted to sexually abusing his stepdaughter once she turned 15. While ugly, that doesn't sound like a really big deal, until you realize that his stepdaughter's name is Susan Smith.
You might remember Smith from 1994. In late October, she reported that she had been carjacked in South Carolina and a black man drove off with her car with her two young boys inside ages 3 and 14 months. Despite an intensive search, police could not find the car or the kids. That was because nine days later Smith confessed to having sent the car rolling into John D. Long Lake with the kids in the back seat. Why? So she could have a relationship with a wealthy local man who was not interested in getting a "ready-made family."
That was horrifying enough but the shit really hit the fan when then-Speaker Newt Gingrich blamed the DEMOCRATS and the party's value system for the infanticide. Yes, he said, this would never happen if the GOP Cocksuckers were in charge.
After Smith was sentenced to life, Russell's role in the entire affair came to light and Gingrich got AWFULLY quiet.
S. Olson
Friday, November 20, 2009
Pedophile LXVI
#263 BEVERLY RUSSELL
EX- CHRISTIAN COALITION LEADER AND GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST
What does this tell you other than never trust a *guy* named 'Beverly'?
Well, it should teach you never to leave one of these religious types active with the GOP Cocksuckers alone with your kids because they can't be trusted. They are simply too horny!
In 1995, Russell admitted to sexually abusing his stepdaughter once she turned 15. While ugly, that doesn't sound like a really big deal, until you realize that his stepdaughter's name is Susan Smith.
You might remember Smith from 1994. In late October, she reported that she had been carjacked in South Carolina and a black man drove off with her car with her two young boys inside ages 3 and 14 months. Despite an intensive search, police could not find the car or the kids. That was because nine days later Smith confessed to having sent the car rolling into John D. Long Lake with the kids in the back seat. Why? So she could have a relationship with a wealthy local man who was not interested in getting a "ready-made family."
That was horrifying enough but the shit really hit the fan when then-Speaker Newt Gingrich blamed the DEMOCRATS and the party's value system for the infanticide. Yes, he said, this would never happen if the GOP Cocksuckers were in charge.
After Smith was sentenced to life, Russell's role in the entire affair came to light and Gingrich got AWFULLY quiet.
S. Olson
The Child Pornographers - #257-#261
Well after posting more than FIFTY GOP Cocksucker pedophiles, I figured I might have been playing like Johnny One-Note on a violin. So I shifted gears and posted a batch of THESE:
The Child Pornographers - #257-#261
#257 - RONALD C. KLINE
SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE - CALIFORNIA
#258 - JEFFREY PATTI
GOP COCKSUCKER COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN - NEW JERSEY
#259 - RICHARD A. DELGAUDIO
GOP COCKSUCKER FUNDRAISER - MARYLAND
#260 - PARKER BENA
GOP COCKSUCKER ELECTOR - VIRGINIA
#261 - NICHOLAS MORENCY
GOP COCKSUCKER ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST - NEW JERSEY
Gerald Newton, the Alaskan wife-beater in alt.impeach.bush, got all pissed off at me because I posted list after list of GOP Cocksuckers who are pedophiles. He snarled that was evidence of me interested in "sexual perversion" and that I should get some professional treatment.
This is sure news to me. Why, I thought it was evidence of me telling people what GOP Cocksuckers were doing. Imagine my amazement when I found out it means I am actually interested in "sexual perversion." Jeez, I better stick to 'My Little Pony' stories.
You know Gerald, I might not write about it so much if the GOP Cocksuckers would stop doing it. Just a thought for you to chew on.
Gerald AKA Festus won't like this list either, because it contains the names of five GOP Cocksuckers who got nailed for possessing child pornography--minus GOP Cocksuckers #112 MAX KNAPP and #37 RICHARD CASAMENTO (they had been listed earlier) but let's face facts: Does what Festus like or not like really matter in the course of things?
This is not an amusing subject, but still, you can't help but snicker with grim satisfaction at the fate of GOP Cocksucker #257 (RONALD C. KLINE.) Kline was a superior court judge. After six years of legal finagling, a Canadian hacker finally said, "Aw fuck it," and broke into Kline's computer looking for evidence of child pornography. He finds the Mother Lode, i.e., more than 100 pornographic pictures of young boys and a diary by Kline detailing his sexual fantasies with said young boys. The hacker sends the info to an anti-pedophile watchdog group. With equal glee, the group passes on the info to detectives where Kline lives. The rest is history.
His career shattered and his reputation absolutely ruined, Kline faints in the courtroom after a judge gives him 27 months in jail and two years probation (which began in March 2009; only 13 more months to go!).
#258, Jeffrey Patti, is another case of your average GOP Cocksucker hypocrite. Patti was a defense lawyer, anti-abortion activist and all-around big swinging dick in Sparta, NJ. Then, in late January of 2005, Patti gets swept up in a child porn net along with 38 other people across NJ. Patti is a defense attorney, a father of two and the chairman of the Sussex County Republican Committee, which is why a lot of people were stunned when he was charged with having a video of a Georgia man raping a five-year-old girl in his possession. Then Democratic Underground went for his throat, naming him one of their 'Top Ten Conservative Idiots' on Jan. 31, 2005. Seriously, look it up.
Patti was enraged at the whole thing and fought back like a badger trapped against the side of a toolshed by the family dog. First his old man, also a lawyer, issued a statement claiming Patti didn't have any pornographic vidoes in his possession, did not distribute any videos to anyone and was "looking forward to his day in court." He just didn't want anyone else to see that day. It wasn't until late March of 2005 that he had his first open court hearing, all previous court matters being handled over the phone or in the judge's chambers.
Patti tried to get into the Pre-Trial Investigation program, but the state said no. (PTI is a probationary program. After three years this kind of criminal behavior gets scrubbed from Patti's record, so you can see why he considered it attractive.) Patti's attorney challenges the state's decision and asked f0r a hearing. Then he tried to get the press barred from THAT challenge hearing. The request astounds the judge, who has never closed a criminal hearing to the public.
The challenge is successful. Patti gets admitted into the program but this is not enough for him. In May, he creates a blog denying that he did any such thing as heinous as distributing child pornography. His attorney claims Patti downloaded the video by accident. This fine, upstanding, moral man was looking for ADULT pornography.
[UPDATE: Patti gets 36 months in PTI, which were up this May, a $200 fine and 100 hours of community service.]
#259, Richard Delgaudio, was more sweet than anything else. As president of something called the 'Legal Affairs Council,' Delgaudio helped pay the legal bills of Oliver North and Caspar Weinberger after they were charged in the Iran-Contra Affair in the late '80s. He literally brought Paula Jones to prominence in 1994 when he paid her hotel expenses so she could appear at the Conservative Political Action Committee conference in Washington. In 2001, Delgaudio excoriated ex-President Clinton, calling him a lawbreaker and a "terrible example to our nation's young people."
Well, what a difference two years make. Delgaudio gets caught by Baltimore police with a book filled with pictures of kids having sex. Then, when they search his place, police discover photographs of Delguadio screwing a 16 year old and pictures of him doing a 15-year-old as well.
In the immortal words of Joe Conason on Salon, "every conservative turns into a civil libertarian when the police come knocking," and Delgaudio was no exception. His attorney, Bruce Fein, said the Baltimore police had committed "shocking" fourth amendment violations and all the evidence is tainted and should be thrown out. He got the pictures of the 15-year-old tossed but not the ones of the 16-year-old.
Trapped, Delgaudio crawled to the judge, whining that he didn't know the girls' ages, which police claimed was a crock. He said he was really, really sorry, was planning on doing some really soul-searching self examination and was going to donate $5,000 to "young women in need." Instead of telling him he would get to do that self-examination behind bars, the judge gave him two years probation and a fine.
[UPDATE: The probation was up in spring of 2005.]
#260 - Parker Bena - [From Democratic Underground, April 30, 2001]
"Last week the fine, upstanding Parker J. Bena - a Republican activist and one of last year's presidential electors for Virginia - was arraigned on charges of possesion of child pornography and lying to the FBI. Bena reportedly told the feds that he had received an unsolicited e-mail containing pictures of children (some as young as three years old) performing various sexual acts, but agents learned that he had in fact voluntarily entered a number of child pornography websites and downloaded the images himself. We trust that this champion of traditional conservative values will enjoy being on the receiving end of whatever it is they do to child pornographers in prison these days."
[UPDATE: Bena got 30 months in the Slammer.]
#261 - Nicholas Morency. Jesus, THIS fuckin' guy. [Shakes head.] Where do I begin? Okay, try not to laugh. Morency was a hardcore 'Transformers' fan. You know, those little toy robots that turn into cars? I think they just made a couple of movies about them. Seriously. He gets known as 'The Nixtr' on alt.toys.transformers. He proposes ONLINE to his girlfriend, who must have more major bolts loose than Morency because she actually says 'yes.'
But it didn't stop there. In addition to liking little toy robots, Morency was also a right wing anti-abortion activist. He gets the FBI knocking on his door in 1999 because he offered $1.5 million on the net to anyone who will murder an abortion doctor for him. When the FBI checks out his computer, they find all these images of kiddie porn on it. Okay, Morency gets it that kiddie porn = wrong. He actually asks the FBI if it is okay for him to look at REGULAR porn.
Morency bawls his eyes out in court when he gets convicted and sentenced to two and a half years in prison. After he's released in 2004, Morency finds out he cannot own a computer, access the Internet or play with toy robots for the rest of his life.
[UPDATE: The site 'EncyclopediaDramatica' has an entry on Morency with THIS following jewel:
"When a wiigiier posted the news of Morency's initial arrest to USENET's alt.toys.transformers, the resulting explosion of drama and comedy probably peaked when Zobovor argued that possessing pictures of children being raped doesn't necessarily mean that you SUPPORT children being raped, owning a copy of Lethal Weapon is tantamount to actually comitting murder, and that offering a bounty for the murder of another human being wasn't as bad as idly threatening to kill someone because you hated a TV show they wrote. (Note: The latter is considerably gayer than the former, however.)
S. Olson
The Child Pornographers - #257-#261
#257 - RONALD C. KLINE
SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE - CALIFORNIA
#258 - JEFFREY PATTI
GOP COCKSUCKER COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN - NEW JERSEY
#259 - RICHARD A. DELGAUDIO
GOP COCKSUCKER FUNDRAISER - MARYLAND
#260 - PARKER BENA
GOP COCKSUCKER ELECTOR - VIRGINIA
#261 - NICHOLAS MORENCY
GOP COCKSUCKER ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST - NEW JERSEY
Gerald Newton, the Alaskan wife-beater in alt.impeach.bush, got all pissed off at me because I posted list after list of GOP Cocksuckers who are pedophiles. He snarled that was evidence of me interested in "sexual perversion" and that I should get some professional treatment.
This is sure news to me. Why, I thought it was evidence of me telling people what GOP Cocksuckers were doing. Imagine my amazement when I found out it means I am actually interested in "sexual perversion." Jeez, I better stick to 'My Little Pony' stories.
You know Gerald, I might not write about it so much if the GOP Cocksuckers would stop doing it. Just a thought for you to chew on.
Gerald AKA Festus won't like this list either, because it contains the names of five GOP Cocksuckers who got nailed for possessing child pornography--minus GOP Cocksuckers #112 MAX KNAPP and #37 RICHARD CASAMENTO (they had been listed earlier) but let's face facts: Does what Festus like or not like really matter in the course of things?
This is not an amusing subject, but still, you can't help but snicker with grim satisfaction at the fate of GOP Cocksucker #257 (RONALD C. KLINE.) Kline was a superior court judge. After six years of legal finagling, a Canadian hacker finally said, "Aw fuck it," and broke into Kline's computer looking for evidence of child pornography. He finds the Mother Lode, i.e., more than 100 pornographic pictures of young boys and a diary by Kline detailing his sexual fantasies with said young boys. The hacker sends the info to an anti-pedophile watchdog group. With equal glee, the group passes on the info to detectives where Kline lives. The rest is history.
His career shattered and his reputation absolutely ruined, Kline faints in the courtroom after a judge gives him 27 months in jail and two years probation (which began in March 2009; only 13 more months to go!).
#258, Jeffrey Patti, is another case of your average GOP Cocksucker hypocrite. Patti was a defense lawyer, anti-abortion activist and all-around big swinging dick in Sparta, NJ. Then, in late January of 2005, Patti gets swept up in a child porn net along with 38 other people across NJ. Patti is a defense attorney, a father of two and the chairman of the Sussex County Republican Committee, which is why a lot of people were stunned when he was charged with having a video of a Georgia man raping a five-year-old girl in his possession. Then Democratic Underground went for his throat, naming him one of their 'Top Ten Conservative Idiots' on Jan. 31, 2005. Seriously, look it up.
Patti was enraged at the whole thing and fought back like a badger trapped against the side of a toolshed by the family dog. First his old man, also a lawyer, issued a statement claiming Patti didn't have any pornographic vidoes in his possession, did not distribute any videos to anyone and was "looking forward to his day in court." He just didn't want anyone else to see that day. It wasn't until late March of 2005 that he had his first open court hearing, all previous court matters being handled over the phone or in the judge's chambers.
Patti tried to get into the Pre-Trial Investigation program, but the state said no. (PTI is a probationary program. After three years this kind of criminal behavior gets scrubbed from Patti's record, so you can see why he considered it attractive.) Patti's attorney challenges the state's decision and asked f0r a hearing. Then he tried to get the press barred from THAT challenge hearing. The request astounds the judge, who has never closed a criminal hearing to the public.
The challenge is successful. Patti gets admitted into the program but this is not enough for him. In May, he creates a blog denying that he did any such thing as heinous as distributing child pornography. His attorney claims Patti downloaded the video by accident. This fine, upstanding, moral man was looking for ADULT pornography.
[UPDATE: Patti gets 36 months in PTI, which were up this May, a $200 fine and 100 hours of community service.]
#259, Richard Delgaudio, was more sweet than anything else. As president of something called the 'Legal Affairs Council,' Delgaudio helped pay the legal bills of Oliver North and Caspar Weinberger after they were charged in the Iran-Contra Affair in the late '80s. He literally brought Paula Jones to prominence in 1994 when he paid her hotel expenses so she could appear at the Conservative Political Action Committee conference in Washington. In 2001, Delgaudio excoriated ex-President Clinton, calling him a lawbreaker and a "terrible example to our nation's young people."
Well, what a difference two years make. Delgaudio gets caught by Baltimore police with a book filled with pictures of kids having sex. Then, when they search his place, police discover photographs of Delguadio screwing a 16 year old and pictures of him doing a 15-year-old as well.
In the immortal words of Joe Conason on Salon, "every conservative turns into a civil libertarian when the police come knocking," and Delgaudio was no exception. His attorney, Bruce Fein, said the Baltimore police had committed "shocking" fourth amendment violations and all the evidence is tainted and should be thrown out. He got the pictures of the 15-year-old tossed but not the ones of the 16-year-old.
Trapped, Delgaudio crawled to the judge, whining that he didn't know the girls' ages, which police claimed was a crock. He said he was really, really sorry, was planning on doing some really soul-searching self examination and was going to donate $5,000 to "young women in need." Instead of telling him he would get to do that self-examination behind bars, the judge gave him two years probation and a fine.
[UPDATE: The probation was up in spring of 2005.]
#260 - Parker Bena - [From Democratic Underground, April 30, 2001]
"Last week the fine, upstanding Parker J. Bena - a Republican activist and one of last year's presidential electors for Virginia - was arraigned on charges of possesion of child pornography and lying to the FBI. Bena reportedly told the feds that he had received an unsolicited e-mail containing pictures of children (some as young as three years old) performing various sexual acts, but agents learned that he had in fact voluntarily entered a number of child pornography websites and downloaded the images himself. We trust that this champion of traditional conservative values will enjoy being on the receiving end of whatever it is they do to child pornographers in prison these days."
[UPDATE: Bena got 30 months in the Slammer.]
#261 - Nicholas Morency. Jesus, THIS fuckin' guy. [Shakes head.] Where do I begin? Okay, try not to laugh. Morency was a hardcore 'Transformers' fan. You know, those little toy robots that turn into cars? I think they just made a couple of movies about them. Seriously. He gets known as 'The Nixtr' on alt.toys.transformers. He proposes ONLINE to his girlfriend, who must have more major bolts loose than Morency because she actually says 'yes.'
But it didn't stop there. In addition to liking little toy robots, Morency was also a right wing anti-abortion activist. He gets the FBI knocking on his door in 1999 because he offered $1.5 million on the net to anyone who will murder an abortion doctor for him. When the FBI checks out his computer, they find all these images of kiddie porn on it. Okay, Morency gets it that kiddie porn = wrong. He actually asks the FBI if it is okay for him to look at REGULAR porn.
Morency bawls his eyes out in court when he gets convicted and sentenced to two and a half years in prison. After he's released in 2004, Morency finds out he cannot own a computer, access the Internet or play with toy robots for the rest of his life.
[UPDATE: The site 'EncyclopediaDramatica' has an entry on Morency with THIS following jewel:
"When a wiigiier posted the news of Morency's initial arrest to USENET's alt.toys.transformers, the resulting explosion of drama and comedy probably peaked when Zobovor argued that possessing pictures of children being raped doesn't necessarily mean that you SUPPORT children being raped, owning a copy of Lethal Weapon is tantamount to actually comitting murder, and that offering a bounty for the murder of another human being wasn't as bad as idly threatening to kill someone because you hated a TV show they wrote. (Note: The latter is considerably gayer than the former, however.)
S. Olson
Okay, Back to the Pedophiles, LII-LXIV - #244-#256
Although last time I went back to some good old-fashioned theft, the GOP C*cksuckers had not slacked off in their sexually-abusing ways when it came to kids. So I posted the next BATCH.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Okay, Back to the Pedophiles, LII-LXIV
#244 JOHN BUTLER
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST AND VOLUNTEER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER #157 (EX-GOV. GEORGE RYAN) (ILLINOIS)
#245 RICHARD GARDNER
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR STATE ASSEMBLY (NEVADA)
#246 RANDALL DAVID ANKENEY
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (TEXAS)
#247 KEITH WESTMORLAND
GOP COCKSUCKER STATE REPRESENTATIVE (TENNESSEE)
#248 MARK A. GRETHEN
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (VIRGINIA)
#249 MARK HARRIS
EX-WEST BEND CITY COUNCILMAN (WISCONSIN)
#250 REP. DONALD 'BUZ' LUKENS
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN (OHIO)
#251 KEVIN COAN
GOP COCKSUCKER ELECTIONS DIRECTOP (MISSOURI)
#252 HOWARD L. BROOKS
LEGISLATIVE AIDE FOR GOP COCKSUCKER ASSEMBLYMAN STATE REP. PHIL WYMAN (PENNSYLVANIA)
#253 KEOLA CHILDS
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COUNCILMAN (HAWAII)
#254 EARL 'BUTCH' KEMMERLING
ANTI-GAY GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (INDIANA)
#255 MERILL ROBERT BARTER
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COMMISSIONER (MAINE)
#256 TOM RANDALL
PETITION DRIVE MANAGER (CALIFORNIA)
12 more GOP Cocksuckers who like fondling little kids. They just can't stay in the South, where they BELONG. Only four of the 12 on this list are from the Old Confederacy. They have to bother the REST of us.
#244 - Charged with criminal sexual misconduct on a teenaged relative; no further information on if he was convicted; pardoned a year earlier by GOP Cocksucker #157.
#245 - Molested his young daughters, ages 12 and 13 at the time of the incidents; later tried running for state assembly in Nevada and had to be reminded that felons can't hold office in the state.
#246 - Pled guilty to smoking pot with a 13 year old in Texas and then fucking her. Ankley had similar problems in Colorado after he got caught doing the same thing with a 14 year old.
#247 - After flashing some kids and getting busted for it, Westmoreland went home and used a shotgun to do the right thing.
#248 - Was to get 'Republican of the Year' award until he was convicted on six counts of 'sex crimes' involving his own kids.
#249 - Gets 12 years in the Joint for repeatedly fucking an 11-year-old girl.
#250 - Fucks a 13 year old girl but only gets one month in jail. HUH?
#251 - E-mails a naked photo of himself to a 14 year old and gets two years probation. At least he THOUGHT it was a 14 year old. It was actually a cop.
#252 - Sends a sexually explicit letter to an inmate of a California prison, detailing his sexual encounter with a 12 year old boy at a YMCA camp. Busted for the letter and four possessing child pornography.
#253 - Pled guilty to first degree criminal sexual assault of an underaged boy.
#254 - This one was kind of sweet. Not because a GOP Cocksucker went to jail; that was just a bonus. It was because a *hypocrite* went to jail. Kimmerling was furious that a gay man could adopt an eight year old girl's brothers, and said so, frequently. Then he molests the eight year old and the pissed-off judge throws his hypocritcal ass off the edge of the world for 40 years.
#255 - Unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Barter gets a suspended sentence, two years probation and had to pay $2500 in counseling costs for his victim.
#256 - Pleads guilty to molesting two underaged girls, one of them the daughter of a colleague in the petition business. Ends up serving 241 days.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Okay, Back to the Pedophiles, LII-LXIV
#244 JOHN BUTLER
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST AND VOLUNTEER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER #157 (EX-GOV. GEORGE RYAN) (ILLINOIS)
#245 RICHARD GARDNER
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR STATE ASSEMBLY (NEVADA)
#246 RANDALL DAVID ANKENEY
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (TEXAS)
#247 KEITH WESTMORLAND
GOP COCKSUCKER STATE REPRESENTATIVE (TENNESSEE)
#248 MARK A. GRETHEN
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (VIRGINIA)
#249 MARK HARRIS
EX-WEST BEND CITY COUNCILMAN (WISCONSIN)
#250 REP. DONALD 'BUZ' LUKENS
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN (OHIO)
#251 KEVIN COAN
GOP COCKSUCKER ELECTIONS DIRECTOP (MISSOURI)
#252 HOWARD L. BROOKS
LEGISLATIVE AIDE FOR GOP COCKSUCKER ASSEMBLYMAN STATE REP. PHIL WYMAN (PENNSYLVANIA)
#253 KEOLA CHILDS
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COUNCILMAN (HAWAII)
#254 EARL 'BUTCH' KEMMERLING
ANTI-GAY GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (INDIANA)
#255 MERILL ROBERT BARTER
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COMMISSIONER (MAINE)
#256 TOM RANDALL
PETITION DRIVE MANAGER (CALIFORNIA)
12 more GOP Cocksuckers who like fondling little kids. They just can't stay in the South, where they BELONG. Only four of the 12 on this list are from the Old Confederacy. They have to bother the REST of us.
#244 - Charged with criminal sexual misconduct on a teenaged relative; no further information on if he was convicted; pardoned a year earlier by GOP Cocksucker #157.
#245 - Molested his young daughters, ages 12 and 13 at the time of the incidents; later tried running for state assembly in Nevada and had to be reminded that felons can't hold office in the state.
#246 - Pled guilty to smoking pot with a 13 year old in Texas and then fucking her. Ankley had similar problems in Colorado after he got caught doing the same thing with a 14 year old.
#247 - After flashing some kids and getting busted for it, Westmoreland went home and used a shotgun to do the right thing.
#248 - Was to get 'Republican of the Year' award until he was convicted on six counts of 'sex crimes' involving his own kids.
#249 - Gets 12 years in the Joint for repeatedly fucking an 11-year-old girl.
#250 - Fucks a 13 year old girl but only gets one month in jail. HUH?
#251 - E-mails a naked photo of himself to a 14 year old and gets two years probation. At least he THOUGHT it was a 14 year old. It was actually a cop.
#252 - Sends a sexually explicit letter to an inmate of a California prison, detailing his sexual encounter with a 12 year old boy at a YMCA camp. Busted for the letter and four possessing child pornography.
#253 - Pled guilty to first degree criminal sexual assault of an underaged boy.
#254 - This one was kind of sweet. Not because a GOP Cocksucker went to jail; that was just a bonus. It was because a *hypocrite* went to jail. Kimmerling was furious that a gay man could adopt an eight year old girl's brothers, and said so, frequently. Then he molests the eight year old and the pissed-off judge throws his hypocritcal ass off the edge of the world for 40 years.
#255 - Unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Barter gets a suspended sentence, two years probation and had to pay $2500 in counseling costs for his victim.
#256 - Pleads guilty to molesting two underaged girls, one of them the daughter of a colleague in the petition business. Ends up serving 241 days.
A Break from the Pedophiles - #243
The next day on 'The GOP C*cksuckers (Part II) I was kind of tired of all the pedophiles in the Republican party, so I chronicled some good old fashioned larceny with THIS:
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
A Break from the Pedophiles - #243
#243 - EDGAR AMOS JOHNSON
FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF INSULAR AFFAIRS, DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR
Johnson confessed to taking a $10,000 bribe to recommend that the Virgin Islands government do business with them. This is the first of new Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's 'victims' as he cleans up the department from the depredation of GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff.
S. Olson
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
A Break from the Pedophiles - #243
#243 - EDGAR AMOS JOHNSON
FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF INSULAR AFFAIRS, DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR
Johnson confessed to taking a $10,000 bribe to recommend that the Virgin Islands government do business with them. This is the first of new Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's 'victims' as he cleans up the department from the depredation of GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff.
S. Olson
Pedophiles XXXIX - LI - #231-#242
Well, I decided to transfer all of the posts from 'The GOP C*cksuckers (Part II)'
These are all from the terrific website 'Republicanoffenders.com,' which I wish was still updating.
Pedophiles XXXIX - LI
#231 - JOHN J. COLLINS
FORMER CITY COUNCILMAN, EATONTOWN (FLORIDA)
#232 - MIKE HINTZ
FORMER YOUTH PASTOR FOR FIRST ASSEMBLY OF GOD CHURCH, DES MOINES (IOWA)
#233 - FRED C. SMELTZER, JR.
FORMER WRIGHTSVILLE BOUROUGH CITY COUNCILMAN (DELAWARE)
#234 - ROLF RATHMANN
FORMER PRESIDENT OF PRIDE ST. LOUIS (MISSOURI)
#235 - RICHARD A, DASEN, SR.
CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST (MONTANA)
#236 - MIKE PAZUHANICH
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER JUDGE (ILLINOIS)
#237 - PETER DIBBLE
FORMER STATE REPRESENTATIVE (CONNECTICUT)
#238 - DAVID SWARTZ
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER RICHLAND COUNTY COMMISSIONER (OHIO)
#239 - REV. C. STEPHEN WHITE
GOP COCKSUCKER FUNDRAISER (PENNSYLVANIA)
#240 - NICHOLAS ELIZONDO
FORMER DIRECTOR OF YOUNG GOP COCKSUCKER FEDERATION (CALIFORNIA)
#241 - JOHN ALLEN BURT
GOP COCKSUCKER ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST (FLORIDA)
#242 - ROBIN VANDERWALL
DIRECTOR OF FAITH AND FAMILY ALLIANCE AND GOP COCKSUCKER STRATEGIST (VIRGINIA)
The latest batch of GOP Cocksuckers shows their taste for pedophilia knows no bounds. In this group of 12, only one state, Florida, is repeated. Sadly, only three are from the Old Confederacy. That's sad because that is exactly where their depravity belongs. Instead, they are from the west coast, the intermountain west, the midwest, the rust belt, New England and the Chesapeake Bay area. Only the Southwest has been spared their evil scourge. Does this sound too harsh? Well, they are just getting back what they tried laying on US when they called us traitors back in 2005 and we didn't support the troops, etc., etc., all because we were saying, "Hey where ARE the WMD you told us were there?"
#231 - Two counts of second-degree sexual assault; one count of witness tampering; diddled a 13 and a 14 year old girl; sentenced to 10 years.
#232 - Pled guilty to three counts of sexual exploitation for fucking an underage member of his flock; two years on probation; forced to undergo a sex offender treatment program; forbidden to be with anyone under the age of 18; forced to be on the sex offender regisration list.
#233 - Pled guilty to raping a 15 year old girl; Six months in the slammer. SIX MONTHS?
#234 - Found guilty of eight counts of sodomy; $5,000 fine, 10 years in jail; upset mom says "castration too good for him." Rathmann says "I forgive you." Mother shoots back, "Fuck off, Ass Pirate."
#235 - Convicted of paying a 15-year old for sex; spent more than a million bucks on hookers over the past decade; no report on sentence.
#236 - Pleads no contest to molesting his own daughter at a Hilary Duff concert; disbarred, 10 years probation.
#237 - Pleads no contest to french kissing and feeling up a 13 year old girl; gets a three months suspended sentence and two years of unsupervised probation.
#238 - Pleads guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11, fucking one of them; gets eight years in jail.
#239 - Convicted of paying a 14 year old boy $20 to blow him; no info on what his sentence was.
#240 - Convicted of molesting his 6 year old stepdaughter; six years in jail; Gets out this year.
#241 - Molested a 15 year old girl staying at a Christian home for unwed mothers; no info on sentence.
#242 - Convicted on five counts of soliciting sex from young girls and boys over the internet; seven years in the Slammer; due to get out next year.
Protect your children! Stay away from GOP Cocksuckers! They are simply *too* horny!
S. Olson
These are all from the terrific website 'Republicanoffenders.com,' which I wish was still updating.
Pedophiles XXXIX - LI
#231 - JOHN J. COLLINS
FORMER CITY COUNCILMAN, EATONTOWN (FLORIDA)
#232 - MIKE HINTZ
FORMER YOUTH PASTOR FOR FIRST ASSEMBLY OF GOD CHURCH, DES MOINES (IOWA)
#233 - FRED C. SMELTZER, JR.
FORMER WRIGHTSVILLE BOUROUGH CITY COUNCILMAN (DELAWARE)
#234 - ROLF RATHMANN
FORMER PRESIDENT OF PRIDE ST. LOUIS (MISSOURI)
#235 - RICHARD A, DASEN, SR.
CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST (MONTANA)
#236 - MIKE PAZUHANICH
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER JUDGE (ILLINOIS)
#237 - PETER DIBBLE
FORMER STATE REPRESENTATIVE (CONNECTICUT)
#238 - DAVID SWARTZ
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER RICHLAND COUNTY COMMISSIONER (OHIO)
#239 - REV. C. STEPHEN WHITE
GOP COCKSUCKER FUNDRAISER (PENNSYLVANIA)
#240 - NICHOLAS ELIZONDO
FORMER DIRECTOR OF YOUNG GOP COCKSUCKER FEDERATION (CALIFORNIA)
#241 - JOHN ALLEN BURT
GOP COCKSUCKER ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST (FLORIDA)
#242 - ROBIN VANDERWALL
DIRECTOR OF FAITH AND FAMILY ALLIANCE AND GOP COCKSUCKER STRATEGIST (VIRGINIA)
The latest batch of GOP Cocksuckers shows their taste for pedophilia knows no bounds. In this group of 12, only one state, Florida, is repeated. Sadly, only three are from the Old Confederacy. That's sad because that is exactly where their depravity belongs. Instead, they are from the west coast, the intermountain west, the midwest, the rust belt, New England and the Chesapeake Bay area. Only the Southwest has been spared their evil scourge. Does this sound too harsh? Well, they are just getting back what they tried laying on US when they called us traitors back in 2005 and we didn't support the troops, etc., etc., all because we were saying, "Hey where ARE the WMD you told us were there?"
#231 - Two counts of second-degree sexual assault; one count of witness tampering; diddled a 13 and a 14 year old girl; sentenced to 10 years.
#232 - Pled guilty to three counts of sexual exploitation for fucking an underage member of his flock; two years on probation; forced to undergo a sex offender treatment program; forbidden to be with anyone under the age of 18; forced to be on the sex offender regisration list.
#233 - Pled guilty to raping a 15 year old girl; Six months in the slammer. SIX MONTHS?
#234 - Found guilty of eight counts of sodomy; $5,000 fine, 10 years in jail; upset mom says "castration too good for him." Rathmann says "I forgive you." Mother shoots back, "Fuck off, Ass Pirate."
#235 - Convicted of paying a 15-year old for sex; spent more than a million bucks on hookers over the past decade; no report on sentence.
#236 - Pleads no contest to molesting his own daughter at a Hilary Duff concert; disbarred, 10 years probation.
#237 - Pleads no contest to french kissing and feeling up a 13 year old girl; gets a three months suspended sentence and two years of unsupervised probation.
#238 - Pleads guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11, fucking one of them; gets eight years in jail.
#239 - Convicted of paying a 14 year old boy $20 to blow him; no info on what his sentence was.
#240 - Convicted of molesting his 6 year old stepdaughter; six years in jail; Gets out this year.
#241 - Molested a 15 year old girl staying at a Christian home for unwed mothers; no info on sentence.
#242 - Convicted on five counts of soliciting sex from young girls and boys over the internet; seven years in the Slammer; due to get out next year.
Protect your children! Stay away from GOP Cocksuckers! They are simply *too* horny!
S. Olson
Pedophiles XXVII - XXXVIII- #219-#230
I've gotten some static From folks screaming that the DEMOCRATS are just as bad as the GOP Cocksuckers when it comes to pedophilia. My only reply is "OH NO THEY AREN'T."
With that in mind here's a list of some of them in a post after a weird hiccup in the system has me temporarily have to create ANOTHER blog 'The GOP C*cksuckers, (Part II)"
"Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Pedophiles XXVII - XXXVIII
This is the second blog on the topic of the GOP C*cksuckers. The first one was lost due to what looks like an update of the system and my inability to recover the first blog of this name. Therefore, I shall have to start where I left off, listing the large number of pedophiles in the GOP.
Some people think the phrase 'GOP Cocksuckers' is an epithet. It is not. It's a description. This may sound rather harsh to indict an entire political party for the actions of a few sick people but as I've said before, this is richly deserved. Besides, you don't have to be a republican to be a GOP Cocksucker.
In the previous post on my old blog before I started this new one, I had 24 pedos already. Now here come twelve more.
#219 - BRENT SCHEPP
CANDIDATE FOR KANE COUNTY COMMISSIONER (ILLINOIS
#220 - PAUL SKILES
CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE OWNER AND FORMER POLICE OFFICER (PENNSYLVANIA)
#221 - WILLIAM GILLIN
UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH-JOHNSTOWN ADMINISTRATOR
#222 - STEVE AIKEN
SPOKESMAN FOR THE TRADITIONAL VALUES COALITION; CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR RANDY GRAF, CANDIDATE FOR THE ARIZONA 8TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
#223 - MARK SEIDENSTICKER
CAMPAIGN WORKER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER RAY BURTON, AN EXECUTIVE COUNCILOR (MAINE)
#224 - JEFFREY KYLE RANDALL
FORMER MAYOR OF CLARKFIELD (MINNESOTA)
#225 - BOBBY STUMBO
FLOYD COUNTY GOP COCKSUCKER LEADER (KENTUCKY)
#226 - JOSHUA DICKENS
CONSTABLE-ELECT OF EAST FORK TOWNSHIP IN FAULKNER COUNTY (ARKANSAS)
#227 - JOHN GOSEK
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF OSWEGO (NEW YORK)
#228 CAREY LEE CRAMER
GOP AD CONSULTANT (ARIZONA)
#229 - TOM ADAMS
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF GREEN OAKS (ILLINOIS)
#230 - BRIAN J. DOYLE
DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
There are 12 GOP Cocksuckers in this batch of pedophiles, making it the largest batch yet. And they are not just after young GIRLS, either.
I get the disinct feeling that I had listed GOP Cocksuckers 229 (Adams) and 230 (Doyle) before but couldn't find them on my list, so I am including them here. Normally I would just list them one by one but there are SO MANY of them. I may not be able to list them all before we say "Goodbye and good riddance," to the Drunken Frat Boy next week.
#219 - Ultimately did the right thing after being indicted for molesting two girls aged 16 and 15. Schepp committed suicide by ramming his car into a pedestrian bridge.
#220 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #221.
#221 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #220.
#222 - Convicted of having sex with two teenaged girls in 1995. When Aiken was asked about it, he said he'd been falsely accused.
#223 - Attempted sexual assault of a young boy in 1992; failure to register as a sex offender in Maine AND New Hampshire; criminal trespass, indecent exposure; multiple violations of a protective order.
#224 - Molested two young boys over the course of 1997 to 2003. Got nine months in jail and six years on probation in late 2005.
#225 - Fucked a five-year-old BOY.
#226 - Whup, this one got misfiled. Burned a 25 year old woman he was fuckeing with a cigarette lighter, kicked her, then threatened to kill her with a knife and dump her body in a ditch.
#227 - Used a cel phone to solicit what he thought were two 15 year old girls to have sex with him in a Salina (NY) motel.
#228 - This one is extremely sweet. The Arizona creator of a vicious ad saying that Clinton sold nuclear secrets to the Red Chinese (which is not true at all) gets six years in the slammer after being found guilty of molesting two underaged girls.
#229 - Charged with 16 counts of distribution of child porn and 17 counts of possession of child porn.
#230 - Pled no contest to seven counts of using a computer to seduce a child and sixteen counts of sending harmful material to a minor. The 14-year-old girl Doyle thought he was talking to was a police detective. Result: Five years of his life in prison almost three years ago."
S. Olson
With that in mind here's a list of some of them in a post after a weird hiccup in the system has me temporarily have to create ANOTHER blog 'The GOP C*cksuckers, (Part II)"
"Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Pedophiles XXVII - XXXVIII
This is the second blog on the topic of the GOP C*cksuckers. The first one was lost due to what looks like an update of the system and my inability to recover the first blog of this name. Therefore, I shall have to start where I left off, listing the large number of pedophiles in the GOP.
Some people think the phrase 'GOP Cocksuckers' is an epithet. It is not. It's a description. This may sound rather harsh to indict an entire political party for the actions of a few sick people but as I've said before, this is richly deserved. Besides, you don't have to be a republican to be a GOP Cocksucker.
In the previous post on my old blog before I started this new one, I had 24 pedos already. Now here come twelve more.
#219 - BRENT SCHEPP
CANDIDATE FOR KANE COUNTY COMMISSIONER (ILLINOIS
#220 - PAUL SKILES
CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE OWNER AND FORMER POLICE OFFICER (PENNSYLVANIA)
#221 - WILLIAM GILLIN
UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH-JOHNSTOWN ADMINISTRATOR
#222 - STEVE AIKEN
SPOKESMAN FOR THE TRADITIONAL VALUES COALITION; CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR RANDY GRAF, CANDIDATE FOR THE ARIZONA 8TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
#223 - MARK SEIDENSTICKER
CAMPAIGN WORKER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER RAY BURTON, AN EXECUTIVE COUNCILOR (MAINE)
#224 - JEFFREY KYLE RANDALL
FORMER MAYOR OF CLARKFIELD (MINNESOTA)
#225 - BOBBY STUMBO
FLOYD COUNTY GOP COCKSUCKER LEADER (KENTUCKY)
#226 - JOSHUA DICKENS
CONSTABLE-ELECT OF EAST FORK TOWNSHIP IN FAULKNER COUNTY (ARKANSAS)
#227 - JOHN GOSEK
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF OSWEGO (NEW YORK)
#228 CAREY LEE CRAMER
GOP AD CONSULTANT (ARIZONA)
#229 - TOM ADAMS
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF GREEN OAKS (ILLINOIS)
#230 - BRIAN J. DOYLE
DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
There are 12 GOP Cocksuckers in this batch of pedophiles, making it the largest batch yet. And they are not just after young GIRLS, either.
I get the disinct feeling that I had listed GOP Cocksuckers 229 (Adams) and 230 (Doyle) before but couldn't find them on my list, so I am including them here. Normally I would just list them one by one but there are SO MANY of them. I may not be able to list them all before we say "Goodbye and good riddance," to the Drunken Frat Boy next week.
#219 - Ultimately did the right thing after being indicted for molesting two girls aged 16 and 15. Schepp committed suicide by ramming his car into a pedestrian bridge.
#220 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #221.
#221 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #220.
#222 - Convicted of having sex with two teenaged girls in 1995. When Aiken was asked about it, he said he'd been falsely accused.
#223 - Attempted sexual assault of a young boy in 1992; failure to register as a sex offender in Maine AND New Hampshire; criminal trespass, indecent exposure; multiple violations of a protective order.
#224 - Molested two young boys over the course of 1997 to 2003. Got nine months in jail and six years on probation in late 2005.
#225 - Fucked a five-year-old BOY.
#226 - Whup, this one got misfiled. Burned a 25 year old woman he was fuckeing with a cigarette lighter, kicked her, then threatened to kill her with a knife and dump her body in a ditch.
#227 - Used a cel phone to solicit what he thought were two 15 year old girls to have sex with him in a Salina (NY) motel.
#228 - This one is extremely sweet. The Arizona creator of a vicious ad saying that Clinton sold nuclear secrets to the Red Chinese (which is not true at all) gets six years in the slammer after being found guilty of molesting two underaged girls.
#229 - Charged with 16 counts of distribution of child porn and 17 counts of possession of child porn.
#230 - Pled no contest to seven counts of using a computer to seduce a child and sixteen counts of sending harmful material to a minor. The 14-year-old girl Doyle thought he was talking to was a police detective. Result: Five years of his life in prison almost three years ago."
S. Olson
Pedophile LXVIII
#293 - JUAN ALBERTO OVALLE
FOCUS ON THE FAMILY WORKER AND BIBLE NARRATOR
You have to keep an eye on the kids at all times--not because they might get kidnapped by a vindictive ex, but because the GOP Cocksucker pedophiles are EVERYWHERE....well, let's just call them the pedophiles; the 'GOP Cocksuckers' part is sort of a 'gimme.' Just don't leave your kids alone with them; they are
simply too horny.
The latest one is Juan Alberto Ovalle. #293 works in the Spanish broadcasting department of Focus on the Family in Colorado Springs, narrating the Bible. Focus has to have the biggest concentration of Bible Thumpers outside the South,
with the possible exception of Utah, so it's not surprising that they have pedophiles in it because not only are Bible Thumpers some of the biggest World Class Hypocrites you'd ever wanna meet, they are unbelievably horny when it comes to men and children.
#293 had to appear in court in Golden, CO on two felony counts of using the Internet to lure a 15-year-old girl for sex. Got the story right here:
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12083195
Ovalle is 42. Turns out he drove to Lakewood, CO to meet what he thought was a 15-year-old at her house for sex while her mom was away. She turned out to be an undercover cop.
Think that's being too nasty? Well, remember GOP Cocksucker #199 (TED HAGGARD)? No? Gee, it's too bad if you are a GOP Cocksucker reading this because *I* sure do. I'm not alone, either. To be brief, #199 was the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals, the biggest group of evangelicals in the country. Haggard was riding high.Then it all came crashing down on him when the masseuse he was fucking squealed; the MALE masseuse.
Not only that, Haggard got told on right after he purchased some methamphetamines. So now, Haggard is not only a closet homo who uses male hookers, he's a hypocrite and a drug user too, just like GOP Cocksucker #70 (RUSH LIMBAUGH).
S. Olson
FOCUS ON THE FAMILY WORKER AND BIBLE NARRATOR
You have to keep an eye on the kids at all times--not because they might get kidnapped by a vindictive ex, but because the GOP Cocksucker pedophiles are EVERYWHERE....well, let's just call them the pedophiles; the 'GOP Cocksuckers' part is sort of a 'gimme.' Just don't leave your kids alone with them; they are
simply too horny.
The latest one is Juan Alberto Ovalle. #293 works in the Spanish broadcasting department of Focus on the Family in Colorado Springs, narrating the Bible. Focus has to have the biggest concentration of Bible Thumpers outside the South,
with the possible exception of Utah, so it's not surprising that they have pedophiles in it because not only are Bible Thumpers some of the biggest World Class Hypocrites you'd ever wanna meet, they are unbelievably horny when it comes to men and children.
#293 had to appear in court in Golden, CO on two felony counts of using the Internet to lure a 15-year-old girl for sex. Got the story right here:
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12083195
Ovalle is 42. Turns out he drove to Lakewood, CO to meet what he thought was a 15-year-old at her house for sex while her mom was away. She turned out to be an undercover cop.
Think that's being too nasty? Well, remember GOP Cocksucker #199 (TED HAGGARD)? No? Gee, it's too bad if you are a GOP Cocksucker reading this because *I* sure do. I'm not alone, either. To be brief, #199 was the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals, the biggest group of evangelicals in the country. Haggard was riding high.Then it all came crashing down on him when the masseuse he was fucking squealed; the MALE masseuse.
Not only that, Haggard got told on right after he purchased some methamphetamines. So now, Haggard is not only a closet homo who uses male hookers, he's a hypocrite and a drug user too, just like GOP Cocksucker #70 (RUSH LIMBAUGH).
S. Olson
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Another Horny Governor - #292
#292 - G0VERNOR JIM GIBBONS
GOVERNOR OF NEVADA
Let's face it, GOP Cocksuckers have a problem with keeping it in their pants. They really do. In the case of Gov. Gibbons, kids aren't involved, for a change, adults are; adult WOMEN.
First of all came Leslie Durant, Miss September 1989, and ex-wife of former Reno, NV mayor Pete Sferrazza. After Gibbons boned her, he set his sights on Kathy Karrasch, the wife of a Reno doctor. Karrasch used to be the doctor's receptionist before he threw over his wife for her. Governor Jim texted Karrasch 867 times in a six-week period on a state cel phone and then denied he was having sex with her. As Mike Responts put it in a hilarious sentence on his blog: "Actually, since I’m not a 15-year-old girl (or a deranged sexaholic governor), there’s nobody I’ve texted 867 times in six weeks."
Governor Jim's wife, Dawn, whom he married 23 years ago, is taking no fucking prisoners. Not only is she divorcing his old ass but in the divorce papers, (which are a treat to read because they are written in this legalese masking barely-controlled rage) she refers to him as a drunk and the most scandal ridden Governor in the history of the state of Nevada. She also said Karrasch is a stalker.
S. Olson
GOVERNOR OF NEVADA
Let's face it, GOP Cocksuckers have a problem with keeping it in their pants. They really do. In the case of Gov. Gibbons, kids aren't involved, for a change, adults are; adult WOMEN.
First of all came Leslie Durant, Miss September 1989, and ex-wife of former Reno, NV mayor Pete Sferrazza. After Gibbons boned her, he set his sights on Kathy Karrasch, the wife of a Reno doctor. Karrasch used to be the doctor's receptionist before he threw over his wife for her. Governor Jim texted Karrasch 867 times in a six-week period on a state cel phone and then denied he was having sex with her. As Mike Responts put it in a hilarious sentence on his blog: "Actually, since I’m not a 15-year-old girl (or a deranged sexaholic governor), there’s nobody I’ve texted 867 times in six weeks."
Governor Jim's wife, Dawn, whom he married 23 years ago, is taking no fucking prisoners. Not only is she divorcing his old ass but in the divorce papers, (which are a treat to read because they are written in this legalese masking barely-controlled rage) she refers to him as a drunk and the most scandal ridden Governor in the history of the state of Nevada. She also said Karrasch is a stalker.
S. Olson
Saturday, December 12, 2009
The Representative of the New York 20th Loses His Seat And Then The Winner Becomes a Senator - #291
#291 - JOHN SWEENEY
FORMER U.S. CONGRESSMAN FOR THE NEW YORK 20TH
Sweeney got busted for DUI after ripping down Route 9 in Clifton Park, N.Y. He was originally stopped for speeding but when Sweeney saw The Breathalyzer, the Bane of GOP Cocksuckers everywhere, he flatly refused the test, which means he automatically loses his license.
This is not the first time at this rodeo for Sweeney. Twenty-seven months ago, #291 got loaded and nearly sideswiped a police car. When the cops pulled him over, Sweeney had a woman on his lap. He refused The Breathalyzer in that case as well, losing his license for three months and getting a $1,000 fine. Because of this previous conviction, this latest brouhaha is a felony. What makes it even more priceless is that he was very active in STOP-DWI in Rensslaer County, just going to show you that if GOP Cocksuckers think something is a problem it's because they are busy doing it.
Sweeney's got a few problems beyond The Sauce. In 2002, he knocked out power to a ski resort by crashing his car into a substation. Three years later, he beat the shit out of his wife, which resulted in a 911 call. The year after that, he got his seat taken away from him in The Thumpin'. And just this year, the woman who kicked his ass was selected for Secretary of State Hilary Clinton's U.S. Senate seat.
FORMER U.S. CONGRESSMAN FOR THE NEW YORK 20TH
Sweeney got busted for DUI after ripping down Route 9 in Clifton Park, N.Y. He was originally stopped for speeding but when Sweeney saw The Breathalyzer, the Bane of GOP Cocksuckers everywhere, he flatly refused the test, which means he automatically loses his license.
This is not the first time at this rodeo for Sweeney. Twenty-seven months ago, #291 got loaded and nearly sideswiped a police car. When the cops pulled him over, Sweeney had a woman on his lap. He refused The Breathalyzer in that case as well, losing his license for three months and getting a $1,000 fine. Because of this previous conviction, this latest brouhaha is a felony. What makes it even more priceless is that he was very active in STOP-DWI in Rensslaer County, just going to show you that if GOP Cocksuckers think something is a problem it's because they are busy doing it.
Sweeney's got a few problems beyond The Sauce. In 2002, he knocked out power to a ski resort by crashing his car into a substation. Three years later, he beat the shit out of his wife, which resulted in a 911 call. The year after that, he got his seat taken away from him in The Thumpin'. And just this year, the woman who kicked his ass was selected for Secretary of State Hilary Clinton's U.S. Senate seat.
Friday, December 11, 2009
You Can't Shame the Shameless - #289
#289 REP. DON YOUNG
U.S. HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE FOR ALASKA
I think they may have been trying to shame this guy out of office but let's face it, GOP Cocksuckers have no sense of shame, so they are taking their time.
Young is one of the more argumentative and nasty members of Congress. He once threatened to bite a New Jersey congressman like an Alaskan mink, and threateningly waved an oosik, which is the penis bone of a walrus, at the first female head of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service when she wouldn't do his bidding.
I don't know if it's a requirement because GOP Cocksucker #97, (SEN. TED STEVENS) was an vindictive old Bitter too before the voters threw his old ass out into the snow.
Young is being investigated to see how far up to his neck he is in the VECO scandal. This was the defunct old company that was bribing Alaskan legislators by the bushelbasket. After the feds got GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) by the short hairs; as the ex-president of VECO, he started rolling on people he'd bribed. By the time he'd finished squealing on people, #166 had not only implicated #97 but GOP Cocksuckers #107 (JOHN COWDERY), #167 (VIC KOHRING), #168 (TOM ANDREWS), #169 PETER KOTT and #170 (BRUCE WEYHRAUCH). Most of these guys were convicted of extortion, except for #97 and #107.
This is not the only scandal #289 is involved in, either. His hit parade includes:
1. The Coconut Road Affair - This has to do with the $10 million earmark slipped into the 2005 transportation bill after it had passed for an interchange in Florida. Florida? What has #289 to do with Florida? Glad you asked. This happened when #289 was chairman of the Transportation and Infrastructure Committee. The big question here: was the earmark a quid pro quo?
2. Dennis Troha - Again the 2005 Transportation Bill rears its ugly head. Troha is from Wisconsin and gave a lot of money to #289 in exchange for his support for a provision in the transportation bill.
3. VECO - Already addressed this one.
4. Jack Abramoff - This is GOP Cocksucker #47. He is the political version of Typhoid Mary. When he was convicted, part of his sentence was contingent to cooperating with federal prosecutors to reduce his sentence. #47 began to gleefully roll on everyone he could think of. The FBI even gave him his own fucking DESK. So many people have gone to jail because of #47 that his very name scares the shit out of folks in Foggy Bottom. (TPM Muckraker has 13 who pled guilty, 1 who tried to brazen it out in court but was convicted after a jury deliberation that barely lasted long enough to go to the can and 2 congressmen currently under investigation.)
#287 involvement here has to do with holding fundraisers in #47s MCI Skybox and going on a junket financed by #47 to the sex slave paradise of the Northern Marianas Islands, a practice that the U.S. government wanted to reform along with the low wages the sweatshops paid. #289 stopped this reform process dead. In didn't help matters that one of Young's aides, GOP Cocksucker #274, pled guilty to hawking political favors in exchange for perks like $60,000 in cash.
So far #289 has spent $262,000 on legal fees.
S. Olson
U.S. HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE FOR ALASKA
I think they may have been trying to shame this guy out of office but let's face it, GOP Cocksuckers have no sense of shame, so they are taking their time.
Young is one of the more argumentative and nasty members of Congress. He once threatened to bite a New Jersey congressman like an Alaskan mink, and threateningly waved an oosik, which is the penis bone of a walrus, at the first female head of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service when she wouldn't do his bidding.
I don't know if it's a requirement because GOP Cocksucker #97, (SEN. TED STEVENS) was an vindictive old Bitter too before the voters threw his old ass out into the snow.
Young is being investigated to see how far up to his neck he is in the VECO scandal. This was the defunct old company that was bribing Alaskan legislators by the bushelbasket. After the feds got GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) by the short hairs; as the ex-president of VECO, he started rolling on people he'd bribed. By the time he'd finished squealing on people, #166 had not only implicated #97 but GOP Cocksuckers #107 (JOHN COWDERY), #167 (VIC KOHRING), #168 (TOM ANDREWS), #169 PETER KOTT and #170 (BRUCE WEYHRAUCH). Most of these guys were convicted of extortion, except for #97 and #107.
This is not the only scandal #289 is involved in, either. His hit parade includes:
1. The Coconut Road Affair - This has to do with the $10 million earmark slipped into the 2005 transportation bill after it had passed for an interchange in Florida. Florida? What has #289 to do with Florida? Glad you asked. This happened when #289 was chairman of the Transportation and Infrastructure Committee. The big question here: was the earmark a quid pro quo?
2. Dennis Troha - Again the 2005 Transportation Bill rears its ugly head. Troha is from Wisconsin and gave a lot of money to #289 in exchange for his support for a provision in the transportation bill.
3. VECO - Already addressed this one.
4. Jack Abramoff - This is GOP Cocksucker #47. He is the political version of Typhoid Mary. When he was convicted, part of his sentence was contingent to cooperating with federal prosecutors to reduce his sentence. #47 began to gleefully roll on everyone he could think of. The FBI even gave him his own fucking DESK. So many people have gone to jail because of #47 that his very name scares the shit out of folks in Foggy Bottom. (TPM Muckraker has 13 who pled guilty, 1 who tried to brazen it out in court but was convicted after a jury deliberation that barely lasted long enough to go to the can and 2 congressmen currently under investigation.)
#287 involvement here has to do with holding fundraisers in #47s MCI Skybox and going on a junket financed by #47 to the sex slave paradise of the Northern Marianas Islands, a practice that the U.S. government wanted to reform along with the low wages the sweatshops paid. #289 stopped this reform process dead. In didn't help matters that one of Young's aides, GOP Cocksucker #274, pled guilty to hawking political favors in exchange for perks like $60,000 in cash.
So far #289 has spent $262,000 on legal fees.
S. Olson
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Another Hypocrite - #288
#288 ED BUCKHAM
EX-CHIEF OF STAFF TO GOP COCKSUCKER #54 (EX-REP. TOM DELAY); EX-CHAIRMAN OF LOBBYING FIRM ALEXANDER STRATEGY GROUP
One strategy of the GOP Cocksuckers is to delay things as much as possible. GOP Cocksuckers #54, 55, 56 and 57 are taking this tack and so is #288.
The previous four are Delay, John Colyandro, Warren RoBold and Jim Ellis. They're involved and were indicted in the TRMPAC scandal. (I know, there are SOOO many scandals when you're dealing with these guys it's hard to keep track.) TRMPAC, which stands for Texans for a Republican Majority, was laundering money through the Republican National Committee in order to get around Texas law and give corporate money to 20 GOP Cocksucker candidates. That is a big no-no in Texas.
All of these dudes were indicted but that was almost *five* years ago. GOP Cocksucker #54 is enraged at technicalities in the judicial system.....except when they keep his ass out of jail.
#288's problems are a little different but the time frame is about the same; 2005-2006. In this one, #288 has connections to GOP Cocksucker #47, the infamous Jack Abramoff. The concern here were #47s lobbying efforts to keep the Department of Labor away from the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, a trust territory we got after World War II. Some of the sweatshop owners there were not only practicing slavery, but SEX SLAVERY as well as forced abortions. Since Buckham is a lay minister and deacon of a small church in Virginia, this sure looks a little...well, hypocritical.
Buckham hasn't been indicted so far but that's because the Justice department has bigger fish to fry and Buckham really can't offer them much of anything. They will get around to him eventually.
S. Olson
EX-CHIEF OF STAFF TO GOP COCKSUCKER #54 (EX-REP. TOM DELAY); EX-CHAIRMAN OF LOBBYING FIRM ALEXANDER STRATEGY GROUP
One strategy of the GOP Cocksuckers is to delay things as much as possible. GOP Cocksuckers #54, 55, 56 and 57 are taking this tack and so is #288.
The previous four are Delay, John Colyandro, Warren RoBold and Jim Ellis. They're involved and were indicted in the TRMPAC scandal. (I know, there are SOOO many scandals when you're dealing with these guys it's hard to keep track.) TRMPAC, which stands for Texans for a Republican Majority, was laundering money through the Republican National Committee in order to get around Texas law and give corporate money to 20 GOP Cocksucker candidates. That is a big no-no in Texas.
All of these dudes were indicted but that was almost *five* years ago. GOP Cocksucker #54 is enraged at technicalities in the judicial system.....except when they keep his ass out of jail.
#288's problems are a little different but the time frame is about the same; 2005-2006. In this one, #288 has connections to GOP Cocksucker #47, the infamous Jack Abramoff. The concern here were #47s lobbying efforts to keep the Department of Labor away from the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, a trust territory we got after World War II. Some of the sweatshop owners there were not only practicing slavery, but SEX SLAVERY as well as forced abortions. Since Buckham is a lay minister and deacon of a small church in Virginia, this sure looks a little...well, hypocritical.
Buckham hasn't been indicted so far but that's because the Justice department has bigger fish to fry and Buckham really can't offer them much of anything. They will get around to him eventually.
S. Olson
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Alaska Again - #287
#287 BILL WEIMAR
ALASKAN BUSINESSMAN AND PRIVATE PRISONS MAGNATE
Florida may be the state for goofballs and New Jersey may be the one for corrupt politicians but Alaska might be the one for corruption in general. Take the case of Bill Weimar.
Weimar is one of those guys who started out fairly decent but then headed down the path toward the Dark Side, as GOP Cocksucker #200 (SHOOTER) would put it.
Weimar began as a democratic activist in the 60s and was a leader in the 'Ad Hoc' movement to try and take over the state Democratic party in the 70s.
But then he got chummy with the GOP Cocksuckers. Big mistake. Weimar had built a halfway house 'empire' and had generally kept his nose clean but the GOP Cocksucker influence was under the surface all the time, seething with the desire to enrich himself at the expense of his fellow man and the law.
Finally, it exploded. Weimar got a controlling interest in a private prison that was to be built in Alaska assuming the state legislature agreed. If it did, Weimar stood to get $5.5 million.
Now fully immersed in the evil waters of the Dark Side, Weimar became a backer of an unnamed GOP Cocksucker candidate for the state senate who would vote for the prison. (Although he wasn't named, this guy turned out to be former state Sen. Jerry Ward, a buddy of Weimar's.)
There was nothing wrong with Weimar supporting a GOP Cocksucker for the seat, but there sure was in the way he went about it. Weimar illegally contributed $20,000 to Ward's campaign. Weimar pled guilty to 'Conspiracy to Commit Honest Services Mail and Wire Fraud' and 'Structuring Financial Transactions,' because the feds had him by the short hairs. They had the bank records and they had him on tape with the candidate and a consultant.
Weimar got six months in the slammer, followed by six months of home detention and a $75,000 fine.
Best of all, Ward lost.
LOL
S. Olson
ALASKAN BUSINESSMAN AND PRIVATE PRISONS MAGNATE
Florida may be the state for goofballs and New Jersey may be the one for corrupt politicians but Alaska might be the one for corruption in general. Take the case of Bill Weimar.
Weimar is one of those guys who started out fairly decent but then headed down the path toward the Dark Side, as GOP Cocksucker #200 (SHOOTER) would put it.
Weimar began as a democratic activist in the 60s and was a leader in the 'Ad Hoc' movement to try and take over the state Democratic party in the 70s.
But then he got chummy with the GOP Cocksuckers. Big mistake. Weimar had built a halfway house 'empire' and had generally kept his nose clean but the GOP Cocksucker influence was under the surface all the time, seething with the desire to enrich himself at the expense of his fellow man and the law.
Finally, it exploded. Weimar got a controlling interest in a private prison that was to be built in Alaska assuming the state legislature agreed. If it did, Weimar stood to get $5.5 million.
Now fully immersed in the evil waters of the Dark Side, Weimar became a backer of an unnamed GOP Cocksucker candidate for the state senate who would vote for the prison. (Although he wasn't named, this guy turned out to be former state Sen. Jerry Ward, a buddy of Weimar's.)
There was nothing wrong with Weimar supporting a GOP Cocksucker for the seat, but there sure was in the way he went about it. Weimar illegally contributed $20,000 to Ward's campaign. Weimar pled guilty to 'Conspiracy to Commit Honest Services Mail and Wire Fraud' and 'Structuring Financial Transactions,' because the feds had him by the short hairs. They had the bank records and they had him on tape with the candidate and a consultant.
Weimar got six months in the slammer, followed by six months of home detention and a $75,000 fine.
Best of all, Ward lost.
LOL
S. Olson
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Lewis & Lowery - #286
#286 REP. JERRY LEWIS
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CALIFORNIA 41st
A former college hoops star, Rep. Lewis graduated from his prowess on the court to a totally different kind of prowess as 'The King of Payoffs.' In 2006, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) cited him as one of their 20 most corrupt congresssmen. Lewis has spent almost a million bucks on legal fees for the investigation below.
Lewis got into trouble with the Lowery Scandal. Lowery was a former congressman in California who got caught up in the House Banking Scandal (which had the hilarious name of 'Rubbergate.') Rubbergate is not remembered much now, but Lowery was one of the WORST offenders. He bounced 300 checks before people got so angry that the House Bank was stopped. Those checks became a millstone around Lowery's neck and he dropped out of the primary, which was won by GOP Cocksucker #172 (RANDY CUNNINGHAM) and who would go on to be given the longest sentence for bribery by a U.S. Congressman in American history.
But that's another story, Lowery went on to become a lobbyist and #286 allegedly got involved with him. #286, supposedly used his position as chairman of the House Appropriations Committee to steer hundreds of millions of dollars to Lowery's company, which then kickbacked hundreds of thousands to Lewis' reelection campaign and his Political Action Committee. One of #286's staff members, Jeff Shockey, went to work for Lowery for a couple of years and then came back to work for #286 in 2005. He was paid $2 million from Lowery's company as 'severance pay.'
U.S. Attorney Carol Lam was investigating #286 until she was canned in the U.S. Attorney Purges by the Drunken Frat Boy Administration.
S. Olson
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CALIFORNIA 41st
A former college hoops star, Rep. Lewis graduated from his prowess on the court to a totally different kind of prowess as 'The King of Payoffs.' In 2006, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) cited him as one of their 20 most corrupt congresssmen. Lewis has spent almost a million bucks on legal fees for the investigation below.
Lewis got into trouble with the Lowery Scandal. Lowery was a former congressman in California who got caught up in the House Banking Scandal (which had the hilarious name of 'Rubbergate.') Rubbergate is not remembered much now, but Lowery was one of the WORST offenders. He bounced 300 checks before people got so angry that the House Bank was stopped. Those checks became a millstone around Lowery's neck and he dropped out of the primary, which was won by GOP Cocksucker #172 (RANDY CUNNINGHAM) and who would go on to be given the longest sentence for bribery by a U.S. Congressman in American history.
But that's another story, Lowery went on to become a lobbyist and #286 allegedly got involved with him. #286, supposedly used his position as chairman of the House Appropriations Committee to steer hundreds of millions of dollars to Lowery's company, which then kickbacked hundreds of thousands to Lewis' reelection campaign and his Political Action Committee. One of #286's staff members, Jeff Shockey, went to work for Lowery for a couple of years and then came back to work for #286 in 2005. He was paid $2 million from Lowery's company as 'severance pay.'
U.S. Attorney Carol Lam was investigating #286 until she was canned in the U.S. Attorney Purges by the Drunken Frat Boy Administration.
S. Olson
Monday, December 7, 2009
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree - #285
#285 BEN STEVENS
F0RMER ALASKA STATE SENATE PRESIDENT
Yeah, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree. Ben Stevens is the son of former U.S. Senator and convicted felon, GOP Cocksucker #97, Ted Stevens.
GOP Cocksucker #285 is being investigated in the VECO oil scandal. This was the one in which GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) bribed a whole buncha Alaskan legislators and they were found guilty of extortion or bribery. Then he rolled on everyone he could think of when he got caught by the short hairs, hoping he'd get less time in jail. Those would be:
- #97 (EX-U.S. SENATOR TED STEVENS,) found guilty of failing to report more than $250,000 in presents from #166 on his financial disclosure form. Appealing.
- #107 (EX-STATE SENATOR JOHN COWDERY,) found guilty of bribery.
- #167 (EX STATE REP. VIC KOHRING.) Bribery.
- #168 (EX STATE REP. TOM ANDERSON.) Extortion.
- #169 (EX STATE REP. AND SPEAKER OF THE ALASKA HOUSE PETER KOTT.) Extortion
- #170 (EX STATE REP. BRUCE WEYHRAUCH.) Extortion.
The investigation into #285 is still ongoing.
S. Olson
F0RMER ALASKA STATE SENATE PRESIDENT
Yeah, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree. Ben Stevens is the son of former U.S. Senator and convicted felon, GOP Cocksucker #97, Ted Stevens.
GOP Cocksucker #285 is being investigated in the VECO oil scandal. This was the one in which GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) bribed a whole buncha Alaskan legislators and they were found guilty of extortion or bribery. Then he rolled on everyone he could think of when he got caught by the short hairs, hoping he'd get less time in jail. Those would be:
- #97 (EX-U.S. SENATOR TED STEVENS,) found guilty of failing to report more than $250,000 in presents from #166 on his financial disclosure form. Appealing.
- #107 (EX-STATE SENATOR JOHN COWDERY,) found guilty of bribery.
- #167 (EX STATE REP. VIC KOHRING.) Bribery.
- #168 (EX STATE REP. TOM ANDERSON.) Extortion.
- #169 (EX STATE REP. AND SPEAKER OF THE ALASKA HOUSE PETER KOTT.) Extortion
- #170 (EX STATE REP. BRUCE WEYHRAUCH.) Extortion.
The investigation into #285 is still ongoing.
S. Olson
Saturday, December 5, 2009
The Reappearence of GOP Cocksucker #20 - #284
#284 ROBERT COUGHLIN, II
DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF FOR THE CRIMINAL DIVISION AT THE
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
This guy was a beaut. You know how people like to say that
there is one system of justice for the elite and another system
of justice for the rest of us? It's because of guys like Coughlin
that that feeling exists.
Coughlin was in charge of the probe into GOP cocksucker #47
(JACK ABRAMOFF) You know why this scandal seems to take
forever? Two reasons. One, the damn thing is so huge and
second, GOP Cocksucker #284 did his best to slow everything
down, following the time-tested GOP Cocksucker strategy of
running out the clock. 'They only want our seats,' the theory
goes. 'Once we leave, everything will go away.' The only flaw in
that is that we don't just want their seats, we want their
asses too.
Anyway, turns out that #284 resigned from his job at Justice
after it was shown that he was taking goodies from GOP
Cocksucker #127 (KEVIN RING). Now #127 was one of #47's
henchmen. Here's what he took from #127:
- 23 meals at #47's restaurant, Signatures
- 20 tickets to Abramoff's skyboxes on seven occasions.
- Five tickets to three concerts and one round of golf.
All this stuff was worth between $4,800 to $6,180. In
exchange, #284 helped #47 get a $16.8 million grant for the
Mississippi band of Choctaw Indians, who were one of #47's
clients.
The most interesting part is that after #284 quit, the case of
#47, which #284 was in charge of investigating, goes into
high gear. Maybe there was no connection but hey, take a
peek:
- #284 quits April 6, 2007:
- Two days later #47 starts squealing in the hope of getting a lighter sentence in the Sun Cruz crimes (which involve murder, among other things)
- April 13, #127 quits his law firm.
- The same day, GOP Cocksucker #299 (JOHN DOOLITTLE,) who used to employ #284 as his chief of staff, and his wife, Judy, get their home searched by the FBI.
- It gets better.
- On April 20, #299, who used to be a congressman, steps down from seat on the
Appropriations Committee and starts a defense fund.
- April 23 - GOP Cocksucker #273 (MARK ZACHARES) pleads guilty to one charge of conspiracy to deprive the public of honest services that included Abramoff giving him cash, $30,000 in sporting tickets and the promise of a high-paying
lobbying job.
- April 24 - #273's guilty plea is announced and he will cooperate with prosecutors. Who does this scare the shit out of? None other that ex-Rep. Tom Feeney, a GOP cocksucker of the Florida 24th. (No number yet)
- April 25 - GOP Cocksucker #54 (EX-REP. TOM DELAY) and GOP Cocksucker #288,(ED BUCKHAM) #54's former chief of staff, are announced to be under investigation by the FBI.
-April 27 - The news about #284's resignation breaks.
-April 29 - Two days after that reporters start connecting the dots from
the guilty plea of GOP Cocksucker #273 to GOP Cocksucker #289 (REP. DON YOUNG) of
Alaska.
- April 30 - Reporters start connecting another set of dots from the guilty plea of #273 to a report about slavery and other unsavory labor practices in the commonwealth of the Northern Marianas islands.
The penalty for Bob? 10 months in jail.
[UPDATE: I accidentally listed #284 for the SECOND time. He was originally GOP Cocksucker #20. Bob gets out of jail just as the Drunken Frat Boy administration is crashing to the ground.]
S. Olson
DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF FOR THE CRIMINAL DIVISION AT THE
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
This guy was a beaut. You know how people like to say that
there is one system of justice for the elite and another system
of justice for the rest of us? It's because of guys like Coughlin
that that feeling exists.
Coughlin was in charge of the probe into GOP cocksucker #47
(JACK ABRAMOFF) You know why this scandal seems to take
forever? Two reasons. One, the damn thing is so huge and
second, GOP Cocksucker #284 did his best to slow everything
down, following the time-tested GOP Cocksucker strategy of
running out the clock. 'They only want our seats,' the theory
goes. 'Once we leave, everything will go away.' The only flaw in
that is that we don't just want their seats, we want their
asses too.
Anyway, turns out that #284 resigned from his job at Justice
after it was shown that he was taking goodies from GOP
Cocksucker #127 (KEVIN RING). Now #127 was one of #47's
henchmen. Here's what he took from #127:
- 23 meals at #47's restaurant, Signatures
- 20 tickets to Abramoff's skyboxes on seven occasions.
- Five tickets to three concerts and one round of golf.
All this stuff was worth between $4,800 to $6,180. In
exchange, #284 helped #47 get a $16.8 million grant for the
Mississippi band of Choctaw Indians, who were one of #47's
clients.
The most interesting part is that after #284 quit, the case of
#47, which #284 was in charge of investigating, goes into
high gear. Maybe there was no connection but hey, take a
peek:
- #284 quits April 6, 2007:
- Two days later #47 starts squealing in the hope of getting a lighter sentence in the Sun Cruz crimes (which involve murder, among other things)
- April 13, #127 quits his law firm.
- The same day, GOP Cocksucker #299 (JOHN DOOLITTLE,) who used to employ #284 as his chief of staff, and his wife, Judy, get their home searched by the FBI.
- It gets better.
- On April 20, #299, who used to be a congressman, steps down from seat on the
Appropriations Committee and starts a defense fund.
- April 23 - GOP Cocksucker #273 (MARK ZACHARES) pleads guilty to one charge of conspiracy to deprive the public of honest services that included Abramoff giving him cash, $30,000 in sporting tickets and the promise of a high-paying
lobbying job.
- April 24 - #273's guilty plea is announced and he will cooperate with prosecutors. Who does this scare the shit out of? None other that ex-Rep. Tom Feeney, a GOP cocksucker of the Florida 24th. (No number yet)
- April 25 - GOP Cocksucker #54 (EX-REP. TOM DELAY) and GOP Cocksucker #288,(ED BUCKHAM) #54's former chief of staff, are announced to be under investigation by the FBI.
-April 27 - The news about #284's resignation breaks.
-April 29 - Two days after that reporters start connecting the dots from
the guilty plea of GOP Cocksucker #273 to GOP Cocksucker #289 (REP. DON YOUNG) of
Alaska.
- April 30 - Reporters start connecting another set of dots from the guilty plea of #273 to a report about slavery and other unsavory labor practices in the commonwealth of the Northern Marianas islands.
The penalty for Bob? 10 months in jail.
[UPDATE: I accidentally listed #284 for the SECOND time. He was originally GOP Cocksucker #20. Bob gets out of jail just as the Drunken Frat Boy administration is crashing to the ground.]
S. Olson
Friday, December 4, 2009
Married Life - #283
#283 GARY SKOIEN
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF COOK COUNTY (ILL.) REPUBLICAN PARTY
GOP Cocksuckers are the type of vindictive or predatory bastards you can imagine taking out restraining orders against if you fell for their snaky charm and got involved with them. Remember GOP Cocksucker #35 (DEREK WALKER?) He tried to get a woman fired who rejected him.
But there aren't any GOP Cocksuckers who have actually TAKEN OUT restraining orders against their angry spouses, well, not until #283 came along, that is.
Skoien was in the playroom of his house with two hookers when his wife walked in on everybody. She had suspected something like this had been going on and immediately attacked Skoien with her fists. Undaunted that this didn't have much effect, the 110-pound woman scooped up an electric guitar and started beating Skoien about the face and neck with it, while screaming obscenties.
According to the police, who were summoned by Skoien because he said he was "afraid he would be killed," 'the playroom did look like a struggle of some kind had taken place there.' Blood was on the walls and the stairs leading to the playroom.
In other words, Skoien got his ass kicked by a GIRL.
S. Olson
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF COOK COUNTY (ILL.) REPUBLICAN PARTY
GOP Cocksuckers are the type of vindictive or predatory bastards you can imagine taking out restraining orders against if you fell for their snaky charm and got involved with them. Remember GOP Cocksucker #35 (DEREK WALKER?) He tried to get a woman fired who rejected him.
But there aren't any GOP Cocksuckers who have actually TAKEN OUT restraining orders against their angry spouses, well, not until #283 came along, that is.
Skoien was in the playroom of his house with two hookers when his wife walked in on everybody. She had suspected something like this had been going on and immediately attacked Skoien with her fists. Undaunted that this didn't have much effect, the 110-pound woman scooped up an electric guitar and started beating Skoien about the face and neck with it, while screaming obscenties.
According to the police, who were summoned by Skoien because he said he was "afraid he would be killed," 'the playroom did look like a struggle of some kind had taken place there.' Blood was on the walls and the stairs leading to the playroom.
In other words, Skoien got his ass kicked by a GIRL.
S. Olson
I Resigned my Seat Why Are You Still Coming After Me? - #282
#282 - BEVERLY MASEK
FORMER ALASKAN STATE CONGRESSWOMAN
Its always nice to get out of Florida or New Jersey and deal with crooked GOP cocksuckers somewhere else. That somewhere else happens to be the state of Alaska.
Things have gotten lively in the state of Alaska lately, ever since GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) got his ass nailed for extortion. When that happened, he started rolling on all the GOP cocksuckers he could think of to get himself a lesser sentence. And there were a lot of them, GOP Cocksuckers #107 and 167-170 just for starters. Every one of these sons of bitches was an ex-state representative. Every fucking one. #169 was even the former Alaskan Speaker of the House, PETE KOTT. Kott tried to brazen it out in a trial and the jury was out for 12 whole minutes before they found his ass guilty.
But the choice one was GOP Cocksucker #92, SEN. TED STEVENS, the longest-serving GOP Cocksucker in the Congress. #92 was thrown out by the voters in a mandatory recount when the absentee ballots came in. The People of Alaska have spoken and they said "Fuck You!" to ol' Tubes. #92 got #166 to put a first story under his A-frame, plus give him all kinds of goodies that he never declared on his financial disclosure form. A jury found him guilty, guilty, guilty. Tubes got himself an expensive mouthpiece though and the prosecutors fucked up. He just might walk. One's thing's for sure, though, it won't be back into the U.S. Senate.
[UPDATE: Tubes got the conviction overturned but not the will of the voters.]
Now we bring ourselves to #282, Beverly Masek. Masek was astonished that prosecutors came after her, even though she resigned. It's a classic GOP Cocksucker move and they never learn, they all figure we just want their seats. Wrong. We want their asses, too. Masek pled guilty today to conspiracy to commit bribery, in connection with cash payments she received from #166, in exchange for using her position to take actions that benefited Allen's company.
We are still gunning for Tubes SON, Ben, (GOP Cocksucker #285) who rose as high as President of the Alaskan Senate and Rep. Don Young (GOP Cocksucker #289) but we haven't gotten around to indicting their asses yet.
S. Olson
FORMER ALASKAN STATE CONGRESSWOMAN
Its always nice to get out of Florida or New Jersey and deal with crooked GOP cocksuckers somewhere else. That somewhere else happens to be the state of Alaska.
Things have gotten lively in the state of Alaska lately, ever since GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) got his ass nailed for extortion. When that happened, he started rolling on all the GOP cocksuckers he could think of to get himself a lesser sentence. And there were a lot of them, GOP Cocksuckers #107 and 167-170 just for starters. Every one of these sons of bitches was an ex-state representative. Every fucking one. #169 was even the former Alaskan Speaker of the House, PETE KOTT. Kott tried to brazen it out in a trial and the jury was out for 12 whole minutes before they found his ass guilty.
But the choice one was GOP Cocksucker #92, SEN. TED STEVENS, the longest-serving GOP Cocksucker in the Congress. #92 was thrown out by the voters in a mandatory recount when the absentee ballots came in. The People of Alaska have spoken and they said "Fuck You!" to ol' Tubes. #92 got #166 to put a first story under his A-frame, plus give him all kinds of goodies that he never declared on his financial disclosure form. A jury found him guilty, guilty, guilty. Tubes got himself an expensive mouthpiece though and the prosecutors fucked up. He just might walk. One's thing's for sure, though, it won't be back into the U.S. Senate.
[UPDATE: Tubes got the conviction overturned but not the will of the voters.]
Now we bring ourselves to #282, Beverly Masek. Masek was astonished that prosecutors came after her, even though she resigned. It's a classic GOP Cocksucker move and they never learn, they all figure we just want their seats. Wrong. We want their asses, too. Masek pled guilty today to conspiracy to commit bribery, in connection with cash payments she received from #166, in exchange for using her position to take actions that benefited Allen's company.
We are still gunning for Tubes SON, Ben, (GOP Cocksucker #285) who rose as high as President of the Alaskan Senate and Rep. Don Young (GOP Cocksucker #289) but we haven't gotten around to indicting their asses yet.
S. Olson
Thursday, December 3, 2009
For Some Reason I Am Back To the Original Blog - #279-#281
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