You Can't Shame the Shameless - #289

#289 REP. DON YOUNG
U.S. HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE FOR ALASKA

I think they may have been trying to shame this guy out of office but let's face it, GOP Cocksuckers have no sense of shame, so they are taking their time.

Young is one of the more argumentative and nasty members of Congress. He once threatened to bite a New Jersey congressman like an Alaskan mink, and threateningly waved an oosik, which is the penis bone of a walrus, at the first female head of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service when she wouldn't do his bidding.

I don't know if it's a requirement because GOP Cocksucker #97, (SEN. TED STEVENS) was an vindictive old Bitter too before the voters threw his old ass out into the snow.

Young is being investigated to see how far up to his neck he is in the VECO scandal. This was the defunct old company that was bribing Alaskan legislators by the bushelbasket. After the feds got GOP Cocksucker #166 (BILL ALLEN) by the short hairs; as the ex-president of VECO, he started rolling on people he'd bribed. By the time he'd finished squealing on people, #166 had not only implicated #97 but GOP Cocksuckers #107 (JOHN COWDERY), #167 (VIC KOHRING), #168 (TOM ANDREWS), #169 PETER KOTT and #170 (BRUCE WEYHRAUCH). Most of these guys were convicted of extortion, except for #97 and #107.

This is not the only scandal #289 is involved in, either. His hit parade includes:
1. The Coconut Road Affair - This has to do with the $10 million earmark slipped into the 2005 transportation bill after it had passed for an interchange in Florida. Florida? What has #289 to do with Florida? Glad you asked. This happened when #289 was chairman of the Transportation and Infrastructure Committee. The big question here: was the earmark a quid pro quo?

2. Dennis Troha - Again the 2005 Transportation Bill rears its ugly head. Troha is from Wisconsin and gave a lot of money to #289 in exchange for his support for a provision in the transportation bill.

3. VECO - Already addressed this one.

4. Jack Abramoff - This is GOP Cocksucker #47. He is the political version of Typhoid Mary. When he was convicted, part of his sentence was contingent to cooperating with federal prosecutors to reduce his sentence. #47 began to gleefully roll on everyone he could think of. The FBI even gave him his own fucking DESK. So many people have gone to jail because of #47 that his very name scares the shit out of folks in Foggy Bottom. (TPM Muckraker has 13 who pled guilty, 1 who tried to brazen it out in court but was convicted after a jury deliberation that barely lasted long enough to go to the can and 2 congressmen currently under investigation.)
#287 involvement here has to do with holding fundraisers in #47s MCI Skybox and going on a junket financed by #47 to the sex slave paradise of the Northern Marianas Islands, a practice that the U.S. government wanted to reform along with the low wages the sweatshops paid. #289 stopped this reform process dead. In didn't help matters that one of Young's aides, GOP Cocksucker #274, pled guilty to hawking political favors in exchange for perks like $60,000 in cash.

So far #289 has spent $262,000 on legal fees.

S. Olson