The Representative of the New York 20th Loses His Seat And Then The Winner Becomes a Senator - #291

#291 - JOHN SWEENEY
FORMER U.S. CONGRESSMAN FOR THE NEW YORK 20TH
Sweeney got busted for DUI after ripping down Route 9 in Clifton Park, N.Y. He was originally stopped for speeding but when Sweeney saw The Breathalyzer, the Bane of GOP Cocksuckers everywhere, he flatly refused the test, which means he automatically loses his license.

This is not the first time at this rodeo for Sweeney. Twenty-seven months ago, #291 got loaded and nearly sideswiped a police car. When the cops pulled him over, Sweeney had a woman on his lap. He refused The Breathalyzer in that case as well, losing his license for three months and getting a $1,000 fine. Because of this previous conviction, this latest brouhaha is a felony. What makes it even more priceless is that he was very active in STOP-DWI in Rensslaer County, just going to show you that if GOP Cocksuckers think something is a problem it's because they are busy doing it.

Sweeney's got a few problems beyond The Sauce. In 2002, he knocked out power to a ski resort by crashing his car into a substation. Three years later, he beat the shit out of his wife, which resulted in a 911 call. The year after that, he got his seat taken away from him in The Thumpin'. And just this year, the woman who kicked his ass was selected for Secretary of State Hilary Clinton's U.S. Senate seat.