GOP Cocksucker Malevolence - #295

#295 PORTER GOSS
EX-CIA DIRECTOR & EX-CONGRESSMAN

This is an interesting one because the matter goes to how malevolent the GOP Cocksuckers can be and it still being investigated. Goss, a former CIA agent in his youth, said he was not qualified to become the CIA director. Six months later, he was nominated by the Drunken Frat Boy for exactly that position and confirmed.

Goss immediately began to shake up the CIA, instituting changes that infuriated the old hands there, especially Steve Kappes, the Director of Operations, and Michael Sulick, Kappes' then-deputy. Both men announced their retirement to get away from #295 and his staff, whom they loathed. Kappes has since returned to the CIA since Goss' departure, reportedly with an ENORMOUS grin on his face since the position he got was Deputy Director of the CIA, previously held by Dusty Foggo, convicted felon and GOP Cocksucker #273. Sulick was appointed Director of the National Clandestine Service.

Goss is now in trouble because he may have authorized the bugging of the office of Rep. Jane Harman of the California 36th. Goss and Harman have clashed before on the House Intelligence Committee, most notably when Harman let a probe into GOP Cocksucker #72 (REP. RANDY CUNNINGHAM) go forward that resulted in the longest bribery sentence for a U.S. congressman in history. Goss was enraged, not because of #72 but because of #273 (DUSTY FOGGO) who was a Goss protege. #273 had gotten caught up in the Cunningham scandal along with GOP Cocksucker #1 (BRENT WILKES). Foggo was found guilty of money laundering and fraud and Wilkes was found guilty of extortion.

Since he's a vindictive little fuck, Goss naturally saw an opportunity for payback. Being a petty, partisan sort, he tried to wiretap Harman but that was reportedly negated by former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (GOP Cocksucker #315), who wanted Harman's vote on a certain piece of legislation and didn't think he'd get it if Harman learned the CIA was spying on her.

S. Olson