Friday, May 28, 2010
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #362
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More on GOP Cocksucker #379
The governor of the state of Indiana announced that the replacement for ex-Rep. Mark Souder who was convict....I mean, the conservative family values Christian who confessed to banging the female aide he made a video championing abstinence with and then quit, is NOBODY.
The Republican Indiana governor will not name a replacement to finish out the rest of Souder's term. Probably because he doesn't want a democrat to get it.
S. Olson
The Republican Indiana governor will not name a replacement to finish out the rest of Souder's term. Probably because he doesn't want a democrat to get it.
S. Olson
Did He Do It? Of Course. He's a GOP Cocksucker - #384
#384 RAY SANSOM
EX-SPEAKER OF THE FLORIDA HOUSE
Republicans love to scream about wasteful government spending. It looks good for the Crackers back home who vote for them and they can use it as a club to hit Democrats over the head with.
But when it comes to wasting the money people donate to them, the GOP cocksuckers are absolute champs. Let's take Florida for instance.
Sansom is charged with perjury and official misconduct in a spending scandal. More specifically, Sansom is charged with spending $175,000 on the party credit card over a two-year period. And what did he buy?
- $1,953 for tuxedo rentals
- $11,475 at Best Buy
- $839 at Starbucks
- Other charges for babysitting and plane tickets for a family trip to Europe
Sansom joins GOP Cocksuckers like #373 (JIM GREER). He's the Florida GOP Cocksucker Party Chairman who awarded a fundraising contract to a company he owns and spent thousands on 'in-flight catering services' when he attended the swearing in of the temorary replacement for GOP Cocksucker #314 (MEL MARTINEZ) who resigned to "spend more time with [his] family." This is another way of saying, "I got outta Dodge before the indictment came down."
He also joins GOP Cocksucker #367 (MARCO RUBIO) also of Florida, the Tea Party darling campaigning for the U.S. Senate and who charged stuff like a $134 haircut and about $4,000 to repair his damaged family minivan and rent a car for several weeks, to the party. I love how the Teabaggers can care so much about the financial burder we're leaving to our children and let this skate right over their heads.
And then there's GOP Cocksucker #382 (MELANIE PHISTER). Melanie made the Hit Parade when, according to the St. Petersburg Times and the Miami Herald, she "racked up nearly $1.3 million in charges on a party American Express card over two and a half years." That was for stuff like:
- $40,000 at a London hotel.
- $15,000 for a month-long stay at a posh Miami hotel
- Thousands on jewelry and sporting goods
As well as $20,000 in plane tickets for #384.
Yes, if you give money to GOP Cocksuckers, you might as well be flushing it down the toilet.
With thanks to the St. Petersburg Times, the Miami Herald and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
EX-SPEAKER OF THE FLORIDA HOUSE
Republicans love to scream about wasteful government spending. It looks good for the Crackers back home who vote for them and they can use it as a club to hit Democrats over the head with.
But when it comes to wasting the money people donate to them, the GOP cocksuckers are absolute champs. Let's take Florida for instance.
Sansom is charged with perjury and official misconduct in a spending scandal. More specifically, Sansom is charged with spending $175,000 on the party credit card over a two-year period. And what did he buy?
- $1,953 for tuxedo rentals
- $11,475 at Best Buy
- $839 at Starbucks
- Other charges for babysitting and plane tickets for a family trip to Europe
Sansom joins GOP Cocksuckers like #373 (JIM GREER). He's the Florida GOP Cocksucker Party Chairman who awarded a fundraising contract to a company he owns and spent thousands on 'in-flight catering services' when he attended the swearing in of the temorary replacement for GOP Cocksucker #314 (MEL MARTINEZ) who resigned to "spend more time with [his] family." This is another way of saying, "I got outta Dodge before the indictment came down."
He also joins GOP Cocksucker #367 (MARCO RUBIO) also of Florida, the Tea Party darling campaigning for the U.S. Senate and who charged stuff like a $134 haircut and about $4,000 to repair his damaged family minivan and rent a car for several weeks, to the party. I love how the Teabaggers can care so much about the financial burder we're leaving to our children and let this skate right over their heads.
And then there's GOP Cocksucker #382 (MELANIE PHISTER). Melanie made the Hit Parade when, according to the St. Petersburg Times and the Miami Herald, she "racked up nearly $1.3 million in charges on a party American Express card over two and a half years." That was for stuff like:
- $40,000 at a London hotel.
- $15,000 for a month-long stay at a posh Miami hotel
- Thousands on jewelry and sporting goods
As well as $20,000 in plane tickets for #384.
Yes, if you give money to GOP Cocksuckers, you might as well be flushing it down the toilet.
With thanks to the St. Petersburg Times, the Miami Herald and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Thursday, May 27, 2010
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #379
Remember former Rep. Mark Souder who had to resign his seat in the Indiana 3rd last month? *I* sure do. Souder ran as a conservative Christian, but then got caught nailing Tracy Jackson, one of his legislative aides.
Well, now Souder tells the Indiana Journal Gazette that he was going to quit anyway, scandal or no. He made this decision two days after the primary election where he won fewer than HALF the republican votes.
With compliments to TPM Muckraker and the Indiana Journal Gazette.
S. Olson
Well, now Souder tells the Indiana Journal Gazette that he was going to quit anyway, scandal or no. He made this decision two days after the primary election where he won fewer than HALF the republican votes.
With compliments to TPM Muckraker and the Indiana Journal Gazette.
S. Olson
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #307
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Part VIII of 'Whine Some More!'
The GOP Cocksuckers are still screaming about the nomination of Solicitor-General Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court, but not as much as they were because it's simply getting no traction and they are looking like what they are: a bunch of crybabies.
29. Kagan supports Foreign Law over Constiutional Law!
[The Moonie Rag, the Washington Times', claim for this is that she dropped 'Con Law' while at Harvard in favor of 'Foreign Law.' The troublesome point for the GOP Cocksuckers is she did no such thing. They are making it up.]
30. When Sestak was offered a job in the Obama Administration if he'd drop out of the Senate primary in Pennsylvania, that was a BRIBE!!
[Here's the new whine. 'Sestak' is Joe Sestak, who knocked Sen. Arlen Specter out of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania. The White House was backing Specter, who had voted for it's health care reform bill and tried to get Sestak to drop out of the primary against him. However, that's just the kind of horsetrading that goes on in politics all the time and has since President Washington, instead of a bribe. Oodles of legal experts have said so.]
31. Private businesses should have a RIGHT to discriminate if they want!
[Have you ever noticed that this is usually followed by the hurried claim: "*I* would never go to a business that did that!" It's like clockwork. It's the new, 'I'm not prejudiced! Some of my best friends are Black!' Well, a lot of people who said the same thing in the South sure went to businesses that descriminated against blacks. They still do, too. Remember Denny's in the 90s? They refused service to wives of federal judges or Secret Service agents, all based on the color of their skin and had to be sued under the very provision in question.
[This is an idea first stupidly uttered by Kentucky Senatorial candidate Rand Paul on 'The Rachel Maddow Show.' Political reporters couldn't believe it. The same provision of the 1964 Civil Rights Act that was designed to end discrimination at lunch counters, hotels, bathrooms and waiting rooms, he wanted to gut. Everywhere Paul went he was asked to explain himself. He first tried to walk back his answer. Then, as things got hotter, he went to RUNNING it back.Fox Not the News' John Stossel is still digging to find support for this view but everyone is laughing at him.]
32. President Obama will not honor the troops on Memorial Day! He's the first one to do that, the bastard!
[Oh spare me. The Rodeo Clown is howling this one. He bases it on the announcement that the President will not be going to Arlington National Cemetery. Actually the president will be going to Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery in Elwood, Illinois. He won't be the first to not go to Arlington, either. Dear Dead Ron went to Williamsburg Va., to attend a summit meeting in 1983 and left it to a Deputy Defense Secretary to lay the wreath at Arlington; Bush the Smarter went to Kennebunkport, ME to lay a wreath at a miltary cemetery there, make a speech at an American Legion hall and play a round of golf. Vice-president Dan Quayle did the Arlington gig in 1992; ten years later, the Drunken Frat Boy spoke at Normandy in France on Memorial Day, 2002.]
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
29. Kagan supports Foreign Law over Constiutional Law!
[The Moonie Rag, the Washington Times', claim for this is that she dropped 'Con Law' while at Harvard in favor of 'Foreign Law.' The troublesome point for the GOP Cocksuckers is she did no such thing. They are making it up.]
30. When Sestak was offered a job in the Obama Administration if he'd drop out of the Senate primary in Pennsylvania, that was a BRIBE!!
[Here's the new whine. 'Sestak' is Joe Sestak, who knocked Sen. Arlen Specter out of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania. The White House was backing Specter, who had voted for it's health care reform bill and tried to get Sestak to drop out of the primary against him. However, that's just the kind of horsetrading that goes on in politics all the time and has since President Washington, instead of a bribe. Oodles of legal experts have said so.]
31. Private businesses should have a RIGHT to discriminate if they want!
[Have you ever noticed that this is usually followed by the hurried claim: "*I* would never go to a business that did that!" It's like clockwork. It's the new, 'I'm not prejudiced! Some of my best friends are Black!' Well, a lot of people who said the same thing in the South sure went to businesses that descriminated against blacks. They still do, too. Remember Denny's in the 90s? They refused service to wives of federal judges or Secret Service agents, all based on the color of their skin and had to be sued under the very provision in question.
[This is an idea first stupidly uttered by Kentucky Senatorial candidate Rand Paul on 'The Rachel Maddow Show.' Political reporters couldn't believe it. The same provision of the 1964 Civil Rights Act that was designed to end discrimination at lunch counters, hotels, bathrooms and waiting rooms, he wanted to gut. Everywhere Paul went he was asked to explain himself. He first tried to walk back his answer. Then, as things got hotter, he went to RUNNING it back.Fox Not the News' John Stossel is still digging to find support for this view but everyone is laughing at him.]
32. President Obama will not honor the troops on Memorial Day! He's the first one to do that, the bastard!
[Oh spare me. The Rodeo Clown is howling this one. He bases it on the announcement that the President will not be going to Arlington National Cemetery. Actually the president will be going to Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery in Elwood, Illinois. He won't be the first to not go to Arlington, either. Dear Dead Ron went to Williamsburg Va., to attend a summit meeting in 1983 and left it to a Deputy Defense Secretary to lay the wreath at Arlington; Bush the Smarter went to Kennebunkport, ME to lay a wreath at a miltary cemetery there, make a speech at an American Legion hall and play a round of golf. Vice-president Dan Quayle did the Arlington gig in 1992; ten years later, the Drunken Frat Boy spoke at Normandy in France on Memorial Day, 2002.]
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
Good Ol' Boy - #383
#383 ROBERT KIRKLAND
BROTHER TO GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE RON KIRKLAND OF TENNESSEE.
Shades of Billy Carter!
At least Carter was just an embarrassment. Kirkland may be something else.
Billy was just a beer-swilling yahoo who once appeared on Hee Haw! in a 'chain-mail' suit made of disposable beer tabs. Bob, on the other hand, is something else.
His brother, Ron, is running for the Tennessee 8th after current congressman John Tanner announced he was retiring.
Robert is getting in trouble because of money, one of the GOP Cocksuckers' weaknesses along with underaged children.
Robert is taking advantage of a loophole that allows him to skirt campaing finance laws on contributions. As long as he is not affliated with the campaign of his brother, he can spend as much as he wants. Back in mid-April, he had spent $135,000 on his brother's campaign. Normally, he'd be limited to $2,400.
WHNT-TV reported that an attorney in Humboldt, TN, filed an FEC complaint calling Kirkland's ads "clearly coordinated communications."
With thanks to WHNT, the Federal Elections Commission, Queety.com, NWTNToday.com, Roll Call and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
BROTHER TO GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE RON KIRKLAND OF TENNESSEE.
Shades of Billy Carter!
At least Carter was just an embarrassment. Kirkland may be something else.
Billy was just a beer-swilling yahoo who once appeared on Hee Haw! in a 'chain-mail' suit made of disposable beer tabs. Bob, on the other hand, is something else.
His brother, Ron, is running for the Tennessee 8th after current congressman John Tanner announced he was retiring.
Robert is getting in trouble because of money, one of the GOP Cocksuckers' weaknesses along with underaged children.
Robert is taking advantage of a loophole that allows him to skirt campaing finance laws on contributions. As long as he is not affliated with the campaign of his brother, he can spend as much as he wants. Back in mid-April, he had spent $135,000 on his brother's campaign. Normally, he'd be limited to $2,400.
WHNT-TV reported that an attorney in Humboldt, TN, filed an FEC complaint calling Kirkland's ads "clearly coordinated communications."
With thanks to WHNT, the Federal Elections Commission, Queety.com, NWTNToday.com, Roll Call and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Part VII of "Whine Some More!"
Yes it's the latest installment of the GOP Cocksuckers' favorite game show, "WHINE....SOME....MORE!"
Let's see what they are crying about TODAY. So far they are up to 27 bitches for the month:
27. "That dirty bastard Blumenthal lied about being captain of the swim team at Harvard! He should get out of the race and he should resign!"
['Blumenthal' is Richard Blumenthal the Democratic candidate for senate in Connecticut and the attorney general of the state. Right wingers have been all over the fact that Blumenthal claimed to have been in Vietnam when he wasn't. Since then they have been SCREAMING that Blumenthal is a liar every time he opens his mouth. Blumenthal has never said he was captain of the swim team at Harvard.]
28. "That nigger is going slow on BP's oil spill in the gulf because they pay him money! He gets more money from BP than anybody!"
[This comes from Sarah Palin. Man, I don't know why anyone pays attention to that broad. First off, the president responded to the disaster within hours of the explosion. Anyone, who claims he is getting preferential treatment from the media either a) does not know what they are talking about; b) is a whiner; c) is a republican or: d) all of the above.
Second, the president has NEVER gotten ANY money from BP. He DID get $1,000 from them when he was running for SENATE but not for PRESIDENT. When he was running for president he got money from BP EMPLOYEES, not the COMPANY or its PAC.]
Let's see what they are crying about TODAY. So far they are up to 27 bitches for the month:
27. "That dirty bastard Blumenthal lied about being captain of the swim team at Harvard! He should get out of the race and he should resign!"
['Blumenthal' is Richard Blumenthal the Democratic candidate for senate in Connecticut and the attorney general of the state. Right wingers have been all over the fact that Blumenthal claimed to have been in Vietnam when he wasn't. Since then they have been SCREAMING that Blumenthal is a liar every time he opens his mouth. Blumenthal has never said he was captain of the swim team at Harvard.]
28. "That nigger is going slow on BP's oil spill in the gulf because they pay him money! He gets more money from BP than anybody!"
[This comes from Sarah Palin. Man, I don't know why anyone pays attention to that broad. First off, the president responded to the disaster within hours of the explosion. Anyone, who claims he is getting preferential treatment from the media either a) does not know what they are talking about; b) is a whiner; c) is a republican or: d) all of the above.
Second, the president has NEVER gotten ANY money from BP. He DID get $1,000 from them when he was running for SENATE but not for PRESIDENT. When he was running for president he got money from BP EMPLOYEES, not the COMPANY or its PAC.]
The Theme Song For the GOP Cocksuckers
Check this out, Lamont. Is this fitting or what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clk4G5EF4AY&feature=related
Wow. GOP Cocksuckers #302 (BERNIE KERIK) and #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) are doing time in the SAME prison! All I can say is...wow.
S. Olson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clk4G5EF4AY&feature=related
Wow. GOP Cocksuckers #302 (BERNIE KERIK) and #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF) are doing time in the SAME prison! All I can say is...wow.
S. Olson
When They Don't Get Their Way, They Try Threats
Remember how folks like to claim "there isn't a dime's worth of difference between Democrats and Republicans."? Remember that?
Well apparently Goofballs and Yahoos of this country think their is, because the blog Politico came out with a story citing threats on members of congress because of their positions. The Nuts are threatening people in both parties but the Democrats are WAY ahead of the Republicans. Just take a look at what was happening back in March.
- Rep. Louise Slaughter of New York had a brick thrown through the window of her Niagara Falls district office after she proposed a parlamentary manuever called the 'Slaughter Solution' to break the deadlock on Health care reform. The proposal was never used.
- The brother of Rep. Tom Perriello (D-VA) had a propane line in his house cut after a Tea Party blogger published his address and urged Tea Party activists to "drop by."
- Someone threw a brick through a floor-to-ceiling window at the Sedgewick County Democratic party headquarters in Wichita, KS.
- Rep. Steve Dreihaus of Ohio got death threats after voting for the health care bill. (Dreihaus also braced House Minority Leader John Boehner who had claimed that if Dreihaus had voted for the bill he would be a "dead man."
But some of the more recent intimidation included:
- A phone death threat to Rep. Heath Shuler (D-NC) after he voted for health care reform.
- Assassination threats to Sens. Debbie Stabenow (D-Mich.) and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.).
- Threats to beat up Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) and Rep. Ciro Rodriguez (D-Texas).
- A threat to cut the throat of Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.).
- A threat to "fuck her up" was directed at Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) if she held a town hall meeting in her district.
Let's see, that's five democrats and two republicans in that latest batch and four democrats and NO republicans in the March list.
Didn't help you clowns much, did it? LMAO!
With thanks to Politco and TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Well apparently Goofballs and Yahoos of this country think their is, because the blog Politico came out with a story citing threats on members of congress because of their positions. The Nuts are threatening people in both parties but the Democrats are WAY ahead of the Republicans. Just take a look at what was happening back in March.
- Rep. Louise Slaughter of New York had a brick thrown through the window of her Niagara Falls district office after she proposed a parlamentary manuever called the 'Slaughter Solution' to break the deadlock on Health care reform. The proposal was never used.
- The brother of Rep. Tom Perriello (D-VA) had a propane line in his house cut after a Tea Party blogger published his address and urged Tea Party activists to "drop by."
- Someone threw a brick through a floor-to-ceiling window at the Sedgewick County Democratic party headquarters in Wichita, KS.
- Rep. Steve Dreihaus of Ohio got death threats after voting for the health care bill. (Dreihaus also braced House Minority Leader John Boehner who had claimed that if Dreihaus had voted for the bill he would be a "dead man."
But some of the more recent intimidation included:
- A phone death threat to Rep. Heath Shuler (D-NC) after he voted for health care reform.
- Assassination threats to Sens. Debbie Stabenow (D-Mich.) and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.).
- Threats to beat up Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) and Rep. Ciro Rodriguez (D-Texas).
- A threat to cut the throat of Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.).
- A threat to "fuck her up" was directed at Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) if she held a town hall meeting in her district.
Let's see, that's five democrats and two republicans in that latest batch and four democrats and NO republicans in the March list.
Didn't help you clowns much, did it? LMAO!
With thanks to Politco and TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Starting Young - #382
#382 MELANIE PHISTER
FORMER FINANCE DIRECTOR FOR FLORIDA HOUSE CAMPAIGNS BY GOP COCKSUCKERS
GOP Cocksuckers learn their malfeasance young.
Take Phister, who was the finance director for GOP Cocksuckers in the Florida House. She is a junior staffer in the Republican Party. Phister got nailed by the St. Petersburg Times and the Miami Herald when they printed a report showing that Phister "racked up nearly $1.3 million in charges on a party American Express card over two and a half years."
Yes, Phister follows in the tradition of GOP Cocksuckers #373, (JIM GREER) #367, (MARCO RUBIO) and ROY SANSOM (no number yet) who spent their contributors money like it was their own private piggy bank.
What are some of the things Phister spent the $1.3 million that you GAVE to the GOP Cocksuckers on? Well, according to TPM Muckraker it included:
- $40,000 at a London hotel.
- $15,000 for a month-long stay at a posh Miami hotel
- Thousands on jewelry and sporting goods
- Nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for ex-House Speaker Ray Sansom
Yeah, just remember guys, when you're out of a job and struggling like hell to keep your house, here's what the GOP Cocksuckers are spending the money YOU gave them on.
With thanks to the St. Petersburg Times, the Miami Herald and TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
FORMER FINANCE DIRECTOR FOR FLORIDA HOUSE CAMPAIGNS BY GOP COCKSUCKERS
GOP Cocksuckers learn their malfeasance young.
Take Phister, who was the finance director for GOP Cocksuckers in the Florida House. She is a junior staffer in the Republican Party. Phister got nailed by the St. Petersburg Times and the Miami Herald when they printed a report showing that Phister "racked up nearly $1.3 million in charges on a party American Express card over two and a half years."
Yes, Phister follows in the tradition of GOP Cocksuckers #373, (JIM GREER) #367, (MARCO RUBIO) and ROY SANSOM (no number yet) who spent their contributors money like it was their own private piggy bank.
What are some of the things Phister spent the $1.3 million that you GAVE to the GOP Cocksuckers on? Well, according to TPM Muckraker it included:
- $40,000 at a London hotel.
- $15,000 for a month-long stay at a posh Miami hotel
- Thousands on jewelry and sporting goods
- Nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for ex-House Speaker Ray Sansom
Yeah, just remember guys, when you're out of a job and struggling like hell to keep your house, here's what the GOP Cocksuckers are spending the money YOU gave them on.
With thanks to the St. Petersburg Times, the Miami Herald and TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
Friday, May 21, 2010
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - #381
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
The Latest From Hypocrite V.22.0 - #379
What will Rep. Mark Souder's last day in Congress be after he resigned for banging one of his married staffers?
Friday.
And he said Big Bill getting a hummer from that Jewess was so terrible.Big Bill was cheating on his wife, just like YOU were, Mark. And guess what? He FINISHED his term and is now a multimillionaire. Guess where YOU are?
LOL
S. Olson
Friday.
And he said Big Bill getting a hummer from that Jewess was so terrible.Big Bill was cheating on his wife, just like YOU were, Mark. And guess what? He FINISHED his term and is now a multimillionaire. Guess where YOU are?
LOL
S. Olson
Part VI of "Whine Some More!"
Well, it's time for the latest edition of the GOP Cocksuckers favorite game show: "WHINE SOME MORE!"
Yes, when GOP Cocksuckers aren't whining and crying about how mean and unfair we are to them, they're fucking little girls or banging little boys in the ass. Well, lately they have been crying that President Obama's gotten another Supreme Court appointment so let's see if they're whining about that again today:
23. [[Elena] Kagan denied Harvard Law Students the chance to meet with JAG officers and miltary recruiters!
[Yeah, they are still whining and bitching about her. There is a list of something like 29 of their favorite whines about her that are totally untrue. Here's another one.
Kagan became dean of Harvard Law School in 2003. She didn't ban military recruiters from the school and miltary recruitment didn't sufffer at all.]
24.Temperatures rise all the time! This man-made global warming idea is nonsense!
[Nope. While past climate changes are natural in origin, the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere, which causes temperatures to rise, is directly attributable to mankind. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the U.K. Met Office, New Scientist magazine, the Climate Change Resource Center, the Pew Center on Global Climate Change and the Union of Concerned Scientists all say so and they follow this kind of thing.]
25. The Cap-And-Trade Bill is going to extend unemployment for three years!
[Nope. The energy bill most recently considered in Congress, sponsored by Sens. John Kerry and Joe Lieberman, has no such provisions in it.]
26. The cap-and-trade bill has "incentives for employees to move overseas."
[No it doesn't. There are no such provisions for THIS in the bill either.]
26. FEMA and the Obama Administration is trying to destroy our faith!
[The Rodeo Clown screamed this one because a videographer from FEMA had told members of the Salvation Army they had to take their t-shirts off before he would film them cleaning up after a tornado. The director of FEMA immediately apologized to the volunteers, saying that the videographer was wrong and that no directive ever came down from FEMA saying that no religious reference could be made on tape.]
With thanks to Media Matters.
S. Olson
Yes, when GOP Cocksuckers aren't whining and crying about how mean and unfair we are to them, they're fucking little girls or banging little boys in the ass. Well, lately they have been crying that President Obama's gotten another Supreme Court appointment so let's see if they're whining about that again today:
23. [[Elena] Kagan denied Harvard Law Students the chance to meet with JAG officers and miltary recruiters!
[Yeah, they are still whining and bitching about her. There is a list of something like 29 of their favorite whines about her that are totally untrue. Here's another one.
Kagan became dean of Harvard Law School in 2003. She didn't ban military recruiters from the school and miltary recruitment didn't sufffer at all.]
24.Temperatures rise all the time! This man-made global warming idea is nonsense!
[Nope. While past climate changes are natural in origin, the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere, which causes temperatures to rise, is directly attributable to mankind. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the U.K. Met Office, New Scientist magazine, the Climate Change Resource Center, the Pew Center on Global Climate Change and the Union of Concerned Scientists all say so and they follow this kind of thing.]
25. The Cap-And-Trade Bill is going to extend unemployment for three years!
[Nope. The energy bill most recently considered in Congress, sponsored by Sens. John Kerry and Joe Lieberman, has no such provisions in it.]
26. The cap-and-trade bill has "incentives for employees to move overseas."
[No it doesn't. There are no such provisions for THIS in the bill either.]
26. FEMA and the Obama Administration is trying to destroy our faith!
[The Rodeo Clown screamed this one because a videographer from FEMA had told members of the Salvation Army they had to take their t-shirts off before he would film them cleaning up after a tornado. The director of FEMA immediately apologized to the volunteers, saying that the videographer was wrong and that no directive ever came down from FEMA saying that no religious reference could be made on tape.]
With thanks to Media Matters.
S. Olson
The Latest Dupe - #380
#380 LT. COL. TERRENCE LAKIN
DUPE AND BIRTHER
Yes, the Birthers have tried over and over and over and over to get memebers of the military to refuse orders because President Obama (they claim) hasn't released his birth certificate.
They've lost every single time but since they have no conscience, that hasn't dstopped them from trying again and again and again. This time they have convinced a decorated Army doctor, Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin, to defy orders and not ship out to Afghanistan until the President produces the original of his birth certificate, which is in a vault in Hawaii. The state of Hawaii NEVER produces the original except in extreme cases. Instead, the state issues a certificate of live birth. The Secretary of the Hawaiian Department of Health has vouched the original exists.
But that's not good enough for the Birthers, who demand the ORIGINAL. God knoweth why, since if they had it in their hot little hands, they'd throw Lakin to the wolves and move on to the next bullshit charge.
Lakin is now going to be court-martialed for disobeying orders.
With thanks to cbsnews.com, the New York Daily News, and TPM Muckraker.
S, Olson
DUPE AND BIRTHER
Yes, the Birthers have tried over and over and over and over to get memebers of the military to refuse orders because President Obama (they claim) hasn't released his birth certificate.
They've lost every single time but since they have no conscience, that hasn't dstopped them from trying again and again and again. This time they have convinced a decorated Army doctor, Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin, to defy orders and not ship out to Afghanistan until the President produces the original of his birth certificate, which is in a vault in Hawaii. The state of Hawaii NEVER produces the original except in extreme cases. Instead, the state issues a certificate of live birth. The Secretary of the Hawaiian Department of Health has vouched the original exists.
But that's not good enough for the Birthers, who demand the ORIGINAL. God knoweth why, since if they had it in their hot little hands, they'd throw Lakin to the wolves and move on to the next bullshit charge.
Lakin is now going to be court-martialed for disobeying orders.
With thanks to cbsnews.com, the New York Daily News, and TPM Muckraker.
S, Olson
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Here's what Happened to the GOP Cocksuckers at the Polls Last Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdQArmIvVgo
S. Olson
S. Olson
Another Hypocrite V. 22.0 - #379
#379 REP. MARK SOUDER
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE iNDIANA 3rd CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
God, it is really REALLY fun catching GOP Cocksuckers being hypocrites.
Today's Obituary: Rep. Mark Souder!
Souder is an evangelical Christian who wore his faith on his sleeve when he was first elected in 1994 as part of the GOP takeover of Congress. He was a vociferous opponent of Big Bill when his politically-motivated impeachment came around and a staunch advocate of 'abstinence-only' sex education and refusing permission for gays to marry.
But the Impeachment of Big Bill made some folks take that fabled 'first stone' and fire it right back at his accusers. Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! asked Rep. Bill McCollum and Souder if they'd ever had or are having, an extramarital affair. McCollum answered the question in the negative. Souder hung up.
Turns out he did so for a reason. Souder was banging Tracy Jackson, a married woman who appeared on his staff in 2004, for years.
Souder confessed to the affair and resigned his congressional seat after it became obvious that news of the affair would matrialize. He also hinted at some unnamed legal question that surrounded the affair that he claimed he would be exonerated of.
Got another one!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Associated Press
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE iNDIANA 3rd CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
God, it is really REALLY fun catching GOP Cocksuckers being hypocrites.
Today's Obituary: Rep. Mark Souder!
Souder is an evangelical Christian who wore his faith on his sleeve when he was first elected in 1994 as part of the GOP takeover of Congress. He was a vociferous opponent of Big Bill when his politically-motivated impeachment came around and a staunch advocate of 'abstinence-only' sex education and refusing permission for gays to marry.
But the Impeachment of Big Bill made some folks take that fabled 'first stone' and fire it right back at his accusers. Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! asked Rep. Bill McCollum and Souder if they'd ever had or are having, an extramarital affair. McCollum answered the question in the negative. Souder hung up.
Turns out he did so for a reason. Souder was banging Tracy Jackson, a married woman who appeared on his staff in 2004, for years.
Souder confessed to the affair and resigned his congressional seat after it became obvious that news of the affair would matrialize. He also hinted at some unnamed legal question that surrounded the affair that he claimed he would be exonerated of.
Got another one!
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Associated Press
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Part V of 'Whine Some More!'
Well, let's see if the minions of the GOP Cocksuckers can go an entire day without crying about Justice Elena Kagan. I would say NOMINEE to the Supreme Court Elena Kagan, but let's face it, these clowns have about as much chance of stopping her as a meteorite has of crashing into the Superdome in New Orleans.
A. Liberals are worried about the Arizona immigration law for nothing! It specifically says police can only ask for your identification if they are responding to a potential crime and they suspect you are an illegal immigrant!
[OH NO IT DOESN'T! Shannon Bream of Fox Not the News made this boner. Police can ask you for your papers if a city ordinance has been violated or at a traffic stop.]
B. Obama's pick for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, Donald Berwick, believes national health care amounts to a redistibution of income and wants rationing of care!
[This comes from Pete Johnson, Jr., at Fox and Friends. What Berwick actually SAID was that ANY national health care system, like Medicare or Medicaid for example, are redistributive by nature. People who have it, love it. As for rationing of care, that's ALREADY being done by insurance companies but types like Johnson, Jr. don't get mad at that.]
C. Kagan's a JEW! If she's nominated, you'll have THREE JEWS on the Court! You want 33% of the seats on the Court to go to Jews!?
[I knew it wouldn't take them long to get to Kagan. They were in the same lather last year when Justice Sotomayor was nominated. LOL! This is Pat Buchanan's argument but it's also been uttered by conservative columnist Kathleen Parker of the Washington Post and Accuracy in Media activist Manuel Miranda.
[Outside of being *incredibly* racist, this argument flies in the face of Article IV of the U.S. Constitution, which says no religious test may be required for ANY office. Plus it ignores the fact that there are SIX catholics on the Court. Now where's their outrage over those 'Papist swine' having 66% of the seats on the Supreme Court?]
D. Kagan supports abortion!
[LOL! I wondered when THIS old chestnut would surface. This comes from WorldNutDaily, which claims that Kagan supports abortion rights because she gave money to the National Partnership for Women & Families. This is an organization which supports abortion rights along with "access to quality affordable health care, and policies that help women and men meet the dual demands of work and family." Its supported the "Pregnancy Discrimination Act (1978), Civil Rights Act (1991), Family & Medical Leave Act (1993), California Family Leave Act (2002), and San Francisco Paid Sick Days Ordinance (2006)."
[This doesn't show Kagan's support for abortion but so what if it did? GOP Cocksuckers were SCREAMING that an appointee's personal and political beliefs were irrelevant when THEY were in charge. Sean Hannity said it, the Washington Times said it and Wendy Long, the legal counsel to the conservative Judicial Confirmation Network and a former law clerk to Justice Clarence Thomas said it, when she was trying to get GOP Cocksucker #310 (HARRIET MIERS) confirmed but the Drunken Frat Boy had to withdraw her nomination because even CONSERVATIVES said she wasn't qualified for the High Court. But it seems to be relevant NOW that a Democrat is in the White House. So far, the GOP Cocksuckers are so upset that thay can't do anything about Kagan going to the Supreme Court that Media Matters has a list of 29 myths about her at http://mediamatters.org/research/201005170048?lid=1115987&rid=46698969]
E. The head of the White House's Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs is a Nazi! Probably one of Obama's 'czars.'
[This one came out of the mouth of the Rodeo Clown. Beck makes the following claims:
1.The head, Cass Sunstein, wants to force websites to link to websites with opposing views.
2.Sunstein wants to "tax speech, stop speech, but also infiltrate speech."
3.Sunstein's office is a new role and like the Nazi Reichstag.
[Beck, who never finished high school, laments "why don't people know this stuff?" The answer is because we can't keep up with all the conspiracy theories out there.
In answer to number one. Sunstein has never said he wants to force websites to link to other websites with opposing views.
In answer to number two, Sunstein listed those three possibilities before condemning them.
In answer to number three, Sunstein's office has been around since 1980. So according to the Rodeo Clown, 29 years is 'new.']
Let's see what the GOP Cocksuckers have been SCREAMING just since the beginning of May!
1. The Phoenix Suns were forced to wear jerseys with 'Los Suns' on them!
[That was the players' decision.]
2. The new immigration law is necessary to fight crime! 2,158 people were murdered last year by illegal immigrants!
[Crime's been dropping for the past decade in Arizona. As for the 2,158 figure, that came from a reporter for 'Human Events' who has a problemw when it comes to illegal immigration, not a statistician.]
3. Liberals are intolerant! A liberal judge barred a high school kid from wearing a t-shirt that said: "Homosexuality is Shameful."
[The conservative justices on the same bench thought banning the shirt was just fine with them.]
4. Plenty of people can immigrate here LEGALLY!
[I've heard this one screamed with pure rage. It seems to make sense until you discover that if you're low-skilled, the quota is 5,000 annually and the demand for low-skilled workers is 500,000 a year. That's practically BEGGING them to come across the border illegally as long as employers hire them.]
Then there are the Kagan screams of fury:
5. Kagan hates the military!
6. Kagan in a socialist!
7. Kagan is gay!
8. Kagan wants to ban books!
9. Kagan is a Jew!
10. Kagan has no judicial experience!
11. Kagan hates the first amendment!
12. Kagan is avoiding 'traditional interviews' with the press!
13. Kagan wants the government to clamp down on conservative speech!
14. Kagan helped shield Saudi Arabia from lawsuits!
15. Kagan is not part of the Mainstream of thought!
16. Kagan banned the military from Harvard Law School!
[The answer to all of these--except for #12--is either 'nope' or 'so what'? The answer to #12 is "What 'traditional interviews'? There is no such thing."]
17. Obama wants to cut soldiers pay and cut the defense budget!
[Obama's budget increases soldier's pay by 1.4% and ups the defense budget by 1.8%.)
Face it, you guys can be seen HERE: http://tinyurl.com/25mfvn6
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
A. Liberals are worried about the Arizona immigration law for nothing! It specifically says police can only ask for your identification if they are responding to a potential crime and they suspect you are an illegal immigrant!
[OH NO IT DOESN'T! Shannon Bream of Fox Not the News made this boner. Police can ask you for your papers if a city ordinance has been violated or at a traffic stop.]
B. Obama's pick for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, Donald Berwick, believes national health care amounts to a redistibution of income and wants rationing of care!
[This comes from Pete Johnson, Jr., at Fox and Friends. What Berwick actually SAID was that ANY national health care system, like Medicare or Medicaid for example, are redistributive by nature. People who have it, love it. As for rationing of care, that's ALREADY being done by insurance companies but types like Johnson, Jr. don't get mad at that.]
C. Kagan's a JEW! If she's nominated, you'll have THREE JEWS on the Court! You want 33% of the seats on the Court to go to Jews!?
[I knew it wouldn't take them long to get to Kagan. They were in the same lather last year when Justice Sotomayor was nominated. LOL! This is Pat Buchanan's argument but it's also been uttered by conservative columnist Kathleen Parker of the Washington Post and Accuracy in Media activist Manuel Miranda.
[Outside of being *incredibly* racist, this argument flies in the face of Article IV of the U.S. Constitution, which says no religious test may be required for ANY office. Plus it ignores the fact that there are SIX catholics on the Court. Now where's their outrage over those 'Papist swine' having 66% of the seats on the Supreme Court?]
D. Kagan supports abortion!
[LOL! I wondered when THIS old chestnut would surface. This comes from WorldNutDaily, which claims that Kagan supports abortion rights because she gave money to the National Partnership for Women & Families. This is an organization which supports abortion rights along with "access to quality affordable health care, and policies that help women and men meet the dual demands of work and family." Its supported the "Pregnancy Discrimination Act (1978), Civil Rights Act (1991), Family & Medical Leave Act (1993), California Family Leave Act (2002), and San Francisco Paid Sick Days Ordinance (2006)."
[This doesn't show Kagan's support for abortion but so what if it did? GOP Cocksuckers were SCREAMING that an appointee's personal and political beliefs were irrelevant when THEY were in charge. Sean Hannity said it, the Washington Times said it and Wendy Long, the legal counsel to the conservative Judicial Confirmation Network and a former law clerk to Justice Clarence Thomas said it, when she was trying to get GOP Cocksucker #310 (HARRIET MIERS) confirmed but the Drunken Frat Boy had to withdraw her nomination because even CONSERVATIVES said she wasn't qualified for the High Court. But it seems to be relevant NOW that a Democrat is in the White House. So far, the GOP Cocksuckers are so upset that thay can't do anything about Kagan going to the Supreme Court that Media Matters has a list of 29 myths about her at http://mediamatters.org/research/201005170048?lid=1115987&rid=46698969]
E. The head of the White House's Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs is a Nazi! Probably one of Obama's 'czars.'
[This one came out of the mouth of the Rodeo Clown. Beck makes the following claims:
1.The head, Cass Sunstein, wants to force websites to link to websites with opposing views.
2.Sunstein wants to "tax speech, stop speech, but also infiltrate speech."
3.Sunstein's office is a new role and like the Nazi Reichstag.
[Beck, who never finished high school, laments "why don't people know this stuff?" The answer is because we can't keep up with all the conspiracy theories out there.
In answer to number one. Sunstein has never said he wants to force websites to link to other websites with opposing views.
In answer to number two, Sunstein listed those three possibilities before condemning them.
In answer to number three, Sunstein's office has been around since 1980. So according to the Rodeo Clown, 29 years is 'new.']
Let's see what the GOP Cocksuckers have been SCREAMING just since the beginning of May!
1. The Phoenix Suns were forced to wear jerseys with 'Los Suns' on them!
[That was the players' decision.]
2. The new immigration law is necessary to fight crime! 2,158 people were murdered last year by illegal immigrants!
[Crime's been dropping for the past decade in Arizona. As for the 2,158 figure, that came from a reporter for 'Human Events' who has a problemw when it comes to illegal immigration, not a statistician.]
3. Liberals are intolerant! A liberal judge barred a high school kid from wearing a t-shirt that said: "Homosexuality is Shameful."
[The conservative justices on the same bench thought banning the shirt was just fine with them.]
4. Plenty of people can immigrate here LEGALLY!
[I've heard this one screamed with pure rage. It seems to make sense until you discover that if you're low-skilled, the quota is 5,000 annually and the demand for low-skilled workers is 500,000 a year. That's practically BEGGING them to come across the border illegally as long as employers hire them.]
Then there are the Kagan screams of fury:
5. Kagan hates the military!
6. Kagan in a socialist!
7. Kagan is gay!
8. Kagan wants to ban books!
9. Kagan is a Jew!
10. Kagan has no judicial experience!
11. Kagan hates the first amendment!
12. Kagan is avoiding 'traditional interviews' with the press!
13. Kagan wants the government to clamp down on conservative speech!
14. Kagan helped shield Saudi Arabia from lawsuits!
15. Kagan is not part of the Mainstream of thought!
16. Kagan banned the military from Harvard Law School!
[The answer to all of these--except for #12--is either 'nope' or 'so what'? The answer to #12 is "What 'traditional interviews'? There is no such thing."]
17. Obama wants to cut soldiers pay and cut the defense budget!
[Obama's budget increases soldier's pay by 1.4% and ups the defense budget by 1.8%.)
Face it, you guys can be seen HERE: http://tinyurl.com/25mfvn6
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
The Prince of Darkness--#47--Strikes Again!- #378
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Monday, May 17, 2010
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #302
We got to throw another one in the Slammer!
Bernie Kerik, the former police commissioner of New York, reported for a four year stint in the Federal Correctional Institute in Cumberland, Md. Bernie pled guilty to tax fraud and lying to Drunken Frat Boy officials when they were vetting him for the Deparment of Homeland Security.
Good riddance.
S. Olson
Bernie Kerik, the former police commissioner of New York, reported for a four year stint in the Federal Correctional Institute in Cumberland, Md. Bernie pled guilty to tax fraud and lying to Drunken Frat Boy officials when they were vetting him for the Deparment of Homeland Security.
Good riddance.
S. Olson
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #376
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Part IV of 'Whine Some More!"
Well, what are the GOP Cocksuckers screaming about today? Is it about the fact that President Obama gets a SECOND Supreme Court appointment or is it sonething else? Maybe the fact that he takes dijon mustard on his hamburger, like they were crying about last year?
A. Obama's cutting soldiers' pay AND the defense budget!
[THis comes from Sean Hannity. The President requested a 1.4% increase in soldiers' pay and he's asked for an $18 billion increase in the defense budget or 1.8% after adjusted for inflation.]
B. Kagan is anti-military and banned them from Harvard Law School!
[This comes from ex-Speaker Newt Gingrich, who also screamed that Justice Sotomayor should withdraw because she's a racist. Harvard students had access to military recruiters during Kagan's entire tenure as dean.]
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
A. Obama's cutting soldiers' pay AND the defense budget!
[THis comes from Sean Hannity. The President requested a 1.4% increase in soldiers' pay and he's asked for an $18 billion increase in the defense budget or 1.8% after adjusted for inflation.]
B. Kagan is anti-military and banned them from Harvard Law School!
[This comes from ex-Speaker Newt Gingrich, who also screamed that Justice Sotomayor should withdraw because she's a racist. Harvard students had access to military recruiters during Kagan's entire tenure as dean.]
With thanks to Media Matters
S. Olson
Crybaby - #377
#377 REP. JERRY MORAN
GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE KANSAS 1ST.
Moran was another of the GOP Cocksuckers who stayed in the C Street
House in Washington, where, it was revealed, rather than get involved in a
sex scandal, like GOP Cocksuckers #307 (SEN. JOHN ENSIGN) #308 (GOV.
MARK SANFORD) and #312 (REP. CHIP PICKERING) he was staying at the C
Street House for not even close to market rates for rent.
Moran was enraged when he went back to the Kansas 1st and started
getting questioned about what he was being charged for rent. He kept
getting the questions over and over and over, no matter how much he tried
stopping them.
When asked about it by the Topeka Capitol-Journal, Moran tried to make it his Christian faith that was under attack, saying: "I don't think that my interest in studying the Bible with other colleagues of mine in Congress ought to be seen as anything but good or at least personal -- whether you think it's good or bad it ought to be a decision I make as a member of Congress, as a human being."
With thanks to the Topeka Capitol-Journal and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN FOR THE KANSAS 1ST.
Moran was another of the GOP Cocksuckers who stayed in the C Street
House in Washington, where, it was revealed, rather than get involved in a
sex scandal, like GOP Cocksuckers #307 (SEN. JOHN ENSIGN) #308 (GOV.
MARK SANFORD) and #312 (REP. CHIP PICKERING) he was staying at the C
Street House for not even close to market rates for rent.
Moran was enraged when he went back to the Kansas 1st and started
getting questioned about what he was being charged for rent. He kept
getting the questions over and over and over, no matter how much he tried
stopping them.
When asked about it by the Topeka Capitol-Journal, Moran tried to make it his Christian faith that was under attack, saying: "I don't think that my interest in studying the Bible with other colleagues of mine in Congress ought to be seen as anything but good or at least personal -- whether you think it's good or bad it ought to be a decision I make as a member of Congress, as a human being."
With thanks to the Topeka Capitol-Journal and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Part III of 'Whine Some More!'
Whining has got to be the Number One GOP cocksucker pasttime, right ahead of pedophilia at Number Two and HOMOSEXUAL pedophilia at Number Three.
Let's see what the GOP Cocksuckers are crying about lately:
A. Kagan wants the government to clamp down on conservative speech!
[LOL. No she doesn't. The Rodeo Clown claimed this was true when he discussed R.A.V. v. City of St. Paul, a case Kagan wrote about
[Beck left this little tidbit out: "Second, though relatedly, the government may not restrict speech because the ideas espoused threaten officials' own self-interest -- more particularly, their tenure in office.*]
B. Attorney General Eric Holder refuses to say radical Islam is a cause of terrorism!
[He says it all the time. He said it during a hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee on May 13 of this year on suspected Times Square bomber Faisal Shazhad. And it said it when referring to terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki.]
C. Kagan is not qualified to sit on the Supreme Court!
[Lotsa conservatives disagree. Those conservatives include former Reagan Solicitor General Charles Fried, Bush judicial nominee Miguel Estrada, George H.W. Bush Solicitor General Ken Starr, conservative-leaning attorney Eugene Volokh, and former Bush Justice Department official and D.C. Circuit nominee Peter Keisler. In addition, Fox News legal analysts Judge Andrew Napolitano and Lis Wiehl, and Fox legal correspondent Shannon Bream have all praised her qualifications.]
D. Kagan "helped shield Saudi Arabia from lawsuits!'
[LOL....WorldNutDaily is trumpeting this one because federal law barred the government from suing the Saudi royal family. Never mind the fact that the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York or former Attorney General Mike Mukasey said essentially the same thing.]
D. Kagan says the government can ban speech it doesn't like!
[See A.]
E. Kagan called a superliberal member of the Israeli supreme Court her 'judicial hero' and that PROVES she's not part of the mainstream!
[She said that while presenting Aharon Barak, the retired president of the Supreme Court of Israel with the Peter Gruber Foundation 2006 Justice Prize at Harvard.
[Justice Antonin Scalia praised Barak as well when the American Association of Jewish Lawyers and Jurists (AAJLJ) honored Barak with its Pursuit of Justice Award in March 2007 at its International Conference, hosted by American University's Washington College of Law, Scalia was the presenter.]
Answer to GOP Cocksuckers upset at this post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdQArmIvVgo
With regards to Media Matters
S. Olson
Let's see what the GOP Cocksuckers are crying about lately:
A. Kagan wants the government to clamp down on conservative speech!
[LOL. No she doesn't. The Rodeo Clown claimed this was true when he discussed R.A.V. v. City of St. Paul, a case Kagan wrote about
[Beck left this little tidbit out: "Second, though relatedly, the government may not restrict speech because the ideas espoused threaten officials' own self-interest -- more particularly, their tenure in office.*]
B. Attorney General Eric Holder refuses to say radical Islam is a cause of terrorism!
[He says it all the time. He said it during a hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee on May 13 of this year on suspected Times Square bomber Faisal Shazhad. And it said it when referring to terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki.]
C. Kagan is not qualified to sit on the Supreme Court!
[Lotsa conservatives disagree. Those conservatives include former Reagan Solicitor General Charles Fried, Bush judicial nominee Miguel Estrada, George H.W. Bush Solicitor General Ken Starr, conservative-leaning attorney Eugene Volokh, and former Bush Justice Department official and D.C. Circuit nominee Peter Keisler. In addition, Fox News legal analysts Judge Andrew Napolitano and Lis Wiehl, and Fox legal correspondent Shannon Bream have all praised her qualifications.]
D. Kagan "helped shield Saudi Arabia from lawsuits!'
[LOL....WorldNutDaily is trumpeting this one because federal law barred the government from suing the Saudi royal family. Never mind the fact that the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York or former Attorney General Mike Mukasey said essentially the same thing.]
D. Kagan says the government can ban speech it doesn't like!
[See A.]
E. Kagan called a superliberal member of the Israeli supreme Court her 'judicial hero' and that PROVES she's not part of the mainstream!
[She said that while presenting Aharon Barak, the retired president of the Supreme Court of Israel with the Peter Gruber Foundation 2006 Justice Prize at Harvard.
[Justice Antonin Scalia praised Barak as well when the American Association of Jewish Lawyers and Jurists (AAJLJ) honored Barak with its Pursuit of Justice Award in March 2007 at its International Conference, hosted by American University's Washington College of Law, Scalia was the presenter.]
Answer to GOP Cocksuckers upset at this post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdQArmIvVgo
With regards to Media Matters
S. Olson
Congresswoman Crazy - #376
#376 REP. MICHELLE BACHMANN
GOP COCKSUCKER FROM THE MINNESOTA 6TH DISTRICT
There are a lot of crazies on the GOP Cocksuckers, but Bachmann has to be in the top five.
Bachmann is nuttier than the proverbial fruitcake. However, since she comes from a primarily Republican district, the best chance to unseat her is in the primary.
Let's take a peek at some of the goofy shit Bachmann's said:
1. While trying to defeat the economic stimulus bill back in January of '09,
Bachmann claimed it had "$5 billion" in aid for ACORN and said the organization is under federal indictment.
[Neither claim is true. ACORN is not even mentioned in the bill, which passed, by the way.]
2. Back in October of '08, less than a month before the GOP got it's ass kicked AGAIN, Bachmann said on Hardball that then-Senator Obama was very anti-american and so were several members of congress. Asked to name any by host Chris Matthews, Bachmann demurred and said Congress should be investigated by the media in order to find out who the anti-American types are.
[How very McCarthyite of her. And it's been PRESIDENT Obama for almost a year and a half now.]
3. This time Bachmann was enraged at Health Care Reform legislation. She tried calling for an anti-health care reform rally on November 5, 2009.
[She got into trouble for violating House rules when she tried hawking the rally on her House website. Thousands came and were infuriated with helpless rage when they saw Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi walk past them holding the ceremonial gavel that had been used when medicare was created. They whined she waved it at them to taunt them. She didn't but hey, so what if she did?
[Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, a watchdog group, demanded an investigation on November 17, 2009. This is not the ONLY time Bachmann has played fast and loose with the rules. She's misused the congressional frank to send mass mailings outside her district for one.]
4. Democrats made up all that stuff about racial epithets yelled at them and being spat on when they went to vote for health care! None of that happened! Nobody saw anything of the kind!
[Really? Gosh, what's THIS?:
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/03/20/protesters-hurl-slurs-and-spit-at-democrats/?hpt=T1&fbid=YylDko19y8P]
5. Bachmann claimed after the health care reform bill passed she lost her health care insurance.
[No she didn't. Her own staff said what she was REALLY meant was she wasn't sure she'd be able to keep the insurance she has.]
6. Bachman said prior to 2008, 100% of the economy was private, now 51% of the economy is controlled by the government.
[The Bureau of Economic Analysis says that at no time was the economy EVER 100% private and the most the government has ever controlled was in 1944 when government spending amounted to 47.9% of GDP.]
7. Bachmann said the New England Journal of Medicine said 30% of physicians would leave the profession if we passed health care reform.
[The NEJM said no such thing. When you ask where that is, she gets REALLY REALLY quiet. But lets say it did. So what? You wanna take our ball and bat and go home if you don't get your way? ]
With thanks to The Hill, MnPublius.com, minnesotaindependent. com, TPM Muckraker, Dump Bachmann, CNN, Face the Nation, the Associated Press and Media Matters.
S. Olson
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GOP COCKSUCKER FROM THE MINNESOTA 6TH DISTRICT
There are a lot of crazies on the GOP Cocksuckers, but Bachmann has to be in the top five.
Bachmann is nuttier than the proverbial fruitcake. However, since she comes from a primarily Republican district, the best chance to unseat her is in the primary.
Let's take a peek at some of the goofy shit Bachmann's said:
1. While trying to defeat the economic stimulus bill back in January of '09,
Bachmann claimed it had "$5 billion" in aid for ACORN and said the organization is under federal indictment.
[Neither claim is true. ACORN is not even mentioned in the bill, which passed, by the way.]
2. Back in October of '08, less than a month before the GOP got it's ass kicked AGAIN, Bachmann said on Hardball that then-Senator Obama was very anti-american and so were several members of congress. Asked to name any by host Chris Matthews, Bachmann demurred and said Congress should be investigated by the media in order to find out who the anti-American types are.
[How very McCarthyite of her. And it's been PRESIDENT Obama for almost a year and a half now.]
3. This time Bachmann was enraged at Health Care Reform legislation. She tried calling for an anti-health care reform rally on November 5, 2009.
[She got into trouble for violating House rules when she tried hawking the rally on her House website. Thousands came and were infuriated with helpless rage when they saw Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi walk past them holding the ceremonial gavel that had been used when medicare was created. They whined she waved it at them to taunt them. She didn't but hey, so what if she did?
[Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, a watchdog group, demanded an investigation on November 17, 2009. This is not the ONLY time Bachmann has played fast and loose with the rules. She's misused the congressional frank to send mass mailings outside her district for one.]
4. Democrats made up all that stuff about racial epithets yelled at them and being spat on when they went to vote for health care! None of that happened! Nobody saw anything of the kind!
[Really? Gosh, what's THIS?:
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/03/20/protesters-hurl-slurs-and-spit-at-democrats/?hpt=T1&fbid=YylDko19y8P]
5. Bachmann claimed after the health care reform bill passed she lost her health care insurance.
[No she didn't. Her own staff said what she was REALLY meant was she wasn't sure she'd be able to keep the insurance she has.]
6. Bachman said prior to 2008, 100% of the economy was private, now 51% of the economy is controlled by the government.
[The Bureau of Economic Analysis says that at no time was the economy EVER 100% private and the most the government has ever controlled was in 1944 when government spending amounted to 47.9% of GDP.]
7. Bachmann said the New England Journal of Medicine said 30% of physicians would leave the profession if we passed health care reform.
[The NEJM said no such thing. When you ask where that is, she gets REALLY REALLY quiet. But lets say it did. So what? You wanna take our ball and bat and go home if you don't get your way? ]
With thanks to The Hill, MnPublius.com, minnesotaindependent. com, TPM Muckraker, Dump Bachmann, CNN, Face the Nation, the Associated Press and Media Matters.
S. Olson
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Vigilantes - #375
#375 CARMEN MERCER
PRESIDENT OF THE MINUTEMAN CIVIL DEFENSE CORPS
Lets face facts, the GOP Cocksucker vigilanties 'guarding' the Mexican border
like to make lots and lots of noise, but when it comes right down to it, when
they aren't sneaking up behind you or murdering kids they are pretty damn tame.
Let's take Carmen Mercer, for example, the head of the MCDC who put out an inflammatory e-mail urging members to come to the border "locked, loaded and ready." Mercer also wrote, "You are strongly encouraged to exercise your rights and duty as an American citizen to carry a long arm and if challenged use it to defend the United States of America."
Mercer also suggested that instead of reporting drug smugglers and illegal immigrants to the Border Patrol, that they track them. God only know what for. Yeah right. Like THESE clowns are going to do ANYTHING to solve our illegal immigration problem.
But then Mercer, shocked that after demanding people come to the border locked and loaded, they came to the border locked and loaded, dissolved the organization. Mercer said she never urged members to come 'locked and loaded," despite the fact that a story appeared in the Arizona Daily Star with those exact words attributed to Mercer and she didn't demand a retraction, claiming she was misquoted. The MCDC also disbanded because of poor leadership, financial problems and lack of interest.
With thanks to the Arizona Daily Star and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
PRESIDENT OF THE MINUTEMAN CIVIL DEFENSE CORPS
Lets face facts, the GOP Cocksucker vigilanties 'guarding' the Mexican border
like to make lots and lots of noise, but when it comes right down to it, when
they aren't sneaking up behind you or murdering kids they are pretty damn tame.
Let's take Carmen Mercer, for example, the head of the MCDC who put out an inflammatory e-mail urging members to come to the border "locked, loaded and ready." Mercer also wrote, "You are strongly encouraged to exercise your rights and duty as an American citizen to carry a long arm and if challenged use it to defend the United States of America."
Mercer also suggested that instead of reporting drug smugglers and illegal immigrants to the Border Patrol, that they track them. God only know what for. Yeah right. Like THESE clowns are going to do ANYTHING to solve our illegal immigration problem.
But then Mercer, shocked that after demanding people come to the border locked and loaded, they came to the border locked and loaded, dissolved the organization. Mercer said she never urged members to come 'locked and loaded," despite the fact that a story appeared in the Arizona Daily Star with those exact words attributed to Mercer and she didn't demand a retraction, claiming she was misquoted. The MCDC also disbanded because of poor leadership, financial problems and lack of interest.
With thanks to the Arizona Daily Star and TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
Friday, May 14, 2010
The Crazy Idaho Vet - #374
#374 REX RAMMELL
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR IDAHO GOVERNOR
Rammell is what's called a 'perpetual candidate.' Back in 2008, he ran for U.S.
Senate and got a grand total of 5.6% of the vote. Undettered by his lousy
showing, he's running for governor.
Rammell first got into the spotlight as a property rights activist furious that
the state would not license his elk ranch due to his inadequate fencing.
Rammell stumped around the state, whining about how unfair it all was. Then
100 elk escaped from his ranch in 2006 and the governor had to order a
state-wide hunt of the animals. [That is a sure sign that you're dealing with a
GOP Cocksucker; dude drives the car of state in the ditch, is no fucking help while
you're getting it back on the road and then whines he wants the keys back;
all with no sense of shame.]
Rammell has bitched about all kinds of things since then; the department of
education, global warming, banned women from campaign events, support for
armed resistance to legislation he doesn't like.
But his real problem came during the Health Care Debate, when a woman
yelled out that there should be 'Obama tags,' during hunting season and
Rammell said he'd buy some of those. This one wouldn't go away. Particularly
because Rammell wouldn't apologize for it.
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR IDAHO GOVERNOR
Rammell is what's called a 'perpetual candidate.' Back in 2008, he ran for U.S.
Senate and got a grand total of 5.6% of the vote. Undettered by his lousy
showing, he's running for governor.
Rammell first got into the spotlight as a property rights activist furious that
the state would not license his elk ranch due to his inadequate fencing.
Rammell stumped around the state, whining about how unfair it all was. Then
100 elk escaped from his ranch in 2006 and the governor had to order a
state-wide hunt of the animals. [That is a sure sign that you're dealing with a
GOP Cocksucker; dude drives the car of state in the ditch, is no fucking help while
you're getting it back on the road and then whines he wants the keys back;
all with no sense of shame.]
Rammell has bitched about all kinds of things since then; the department of
education, global warming, banned women from campaign events, support for
armed resistance to legislation he doesn't like.
But his real problem came during the Health Care Debate, when a woman
yelled out that there should be 'Obama tags,' during hunting season and
Rammell said he'd buy some of those. This one wouldn't go away. Particularly
because Rammell wouldn't apologize for it.
S. Olson
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Part II of 'The GOP Cocksuckers Motto: 'Whine Some More'
IF this year sounds familiar, it should. GOP Cocksuckers are screaming and whining just as they did LAST YEAR when President Obama picked Justice Sotomayor for the Supreme Court. Now they are screaming about Justice Kagan. Don't believe me? Here's some of 'em:
A. Kagan HATES the military!
No she doesn't. This stems from an incident in which she supposedly prohibited military recruiters from being on the campus of Harvard Law School. Actually, they'd ALWAYS been prohibited and Kagan just continued the policy. Then the Solomon Case came out of the Third Court of Appeals saying "Yep, out they go," shortly followed by the Supreme Court saying, "Nope, they're in." Kagan immediately had them come in.
B. Kagan supports socialism!
This one comes from Kagan's senior thesis in which she laid out the history of the philosophy. That logic would mean that any historian that chronicles the rise and fall of the third reich is a Nazi.
C. Kagan is gay, gay gay!
Actually, she's straight as a string, but so what if she isn't? GOP Cocksuckers constantly scream they want government out of our lives....just in our bedrooms.
D. Kagan wants to ban books!
LOL. Show me where she has ever advocated this.
E. Kagan has no judicial experience!
She has just as much as Durnken Frat Boy appointee Chief Justice John Roberts, Bush the Smarter appointee Justice Clarence Thomas, Eisenower appointee chief Justice Earl Warren and Nixon appointees Chief Justice William Rehnquist and Justice Lewis Powell. Know what the difference is there? With the exception of Warren, they are ALL conservative. Apparently it's okay when they are on THEIR side.
F. Kagan is avoiding traditional interviews with the press!
There is no such thing when a nominee is proposed.
G. Kagan hates the First Amendment!
Where is this written?
H. Kagan wants speech promoting "racial or gender inequality" to be 'disappeared by the government!
Where did she say that? You'd have a hard time finding it, since she said no such thing.
S. Olson
A. Kagan HATES the military!
No she doesn't. This stems from an incident in which she supposedly prohibited military recruiters from being on the campus of Harvard Law School. Actually, they'd ALWAYS been prohibited and Kagan just continued the policy. Then the Solomon Case came out of the Third Court of Appeals saying "Yep, out they go," shortly followed by the Supreme Court saying, "Nope, they're in." Kagan immediately had them come in.
B. Kagan supports socialism!
This one comes from Kagan's senior thesis in which she laid out the history of the philosophy. That logic would mean that any historian that chronicles the rise and fall of the third reich is a Nazi.
C. Kagan is gay, gay gay!
Actually, she's straight as a string, but so what if she isn't? GOP Cocksuckers constantly scream they want government out of our lives....just in our bedrooms.
D. Kagan wants to ban books!
LOL. Show me where she has ever advocated this.
E. Kagan has no judicial experience!
She has just as much as Durnken Frat Boy appointee Chief Justice John Roberts, Bush the Smarter appointee Justice Clarence Thomas, Eisenower appointee chief Justice Earl Warren and Nixon appointees Chief Justice William Rehnquist and Justice Lewis Powell. Know what the difference is there? With the exception of Warren, they are ALL conservative. Apparently it's okay when they are on THEIR side.
F. Kagan is avoiding traditional interviews with the press!
There is no such thing when a nominee is proposed.
G. Kagan hates the First Amendment!
Where is this written?
H. Kagan wants speech promoting "racial or gender inequality" to be 'disappeared by the government!
Where did she say that? You'd have a hard time finding it, since she said no such thing.
S. Olson
The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #360
The watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington is suing the Department of Justice over GOP Cocksucker #360's missing e-mails. LOL.
YOU may be willing to just let this go but WE aren't.
S. Olson
YOU may be willing to just let this go but WE aren't.
S. Olson
They're Crooks - #373
#373 JIM GREER
FORMER HEAD OF THE GOP COCKSUCKER COMMITTEE IN FLORIDA
When you give money to the GOP Cocksuckers, it's best to know that you are giving money to a bunch who like to live in high style, like when people across the country gave thousands to the Republican National Committee and then watched them blow it on bondage-themed lesbian strip clubs and charge food and booze that they then claimed were'office expenses.'
Ol' Jim Greer down in Florida is a chip off the old block.
Appointed by GOP Cocksucker #418 (GOV. CHARLIE CRIST) Greer didn't start slamming #418's eventually opponent in the GOP Cocksucker primary, GOP Cocksucker #367 (MARCO RUBIO) he also started throwing around the money people in Florida gave him like there was no tomorrow. In other words, he started acting like your regular GOP Cocksucker.
At first, from #373's point of view, everything was fine. He got to steal as much GOP money as possible. But then a funny thing happened. People in Florida got the idea that the GOP in general was incompetent. Contibutions started to dry up. The Florida GOP Cocksucker party had to start laying people off.
#373 made a big show out of rescinding the party credit cards of two top officials in the Florida GOP Cocksucker party and even cut up his OWN American Express card, showing that the era of big spending on the RNC card was going to stop. Right here. Right now.
And it did. The charges went onto the credit card of Delmer Johnson, the now former executive director of the GOP Cocksucker Party of Florida. Charges like:
- $100 flower arrangement for the wives of Greer and #418.
- Thousands of dollars in meals.
- $15,000 to charter a jet to George LeMieux's swearing in as U.S. senator
- $1,800 for in-flight catering services on the same jet.
The spending helped Johnson rack up more than 1 million American Express points. And guess what organization he demanded reimburse him for the expenditures? Bet you can guess on the first try.
Not only that, records show that Delmar padded his $103,000 salary with a secret $260,000 fundraising contract that he managed with #373 and another $42,000 for expenses. GOP Cocksuckers were FURIOUS that they had been taken for a ride.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and tampabay.com
S. Olson
FORMER HEAD OF THE GOP COCKSUCKER COMMITTEE IN FLORIDA
When you give money to the GOP Cocksuckers, it's best to know that you are giving money to a bunch who like to live in high style, like when people across the country gave thousands to the Republican National Committee and then watched them blow it on bondage-themed lesbian strip clubs and charge food and booze that they then claimed were'office expenses.'
Ol' Jim Greer down in Florida is a chip off the old block.
Appointed by GOP Cocksucker #418 (GOV. CHARLIE CRIST) Greer didn't start slamming #418's eventually opponent in the GOP Cocksucker primary, GOP Cocksucker #367 (MARCO RUBIO) he also started throwing around the money people in Florida gave him like there was no tomorrow. In other words, he started acting like your regular GOP Cocksucker.
At first, from #373's point of view, everything was fine. He got to steal as much GOP money as possible. But then a funny thing happened. People in Florida got the idea that the GOP in general was incompetent. Contibutions started to dry up. The Florida GOP Cocksucker party had to start laying people off.
#373 made a big show out of rescinding the party credit cards of two top officials in the Florida GOP Cocksucker party and even cut up his OWN American Express card, showing that the era of big spending on the RNC card was going to stop. Right here. Right now.
And it did. The charges went onto the credit card of Delmer Johnson, the now former executive director of the GOP Cocksucker Party of Florida. Charges like:
- $100 flower arrangement for the wives of Greer and #418.
- Thousands of dollars in meals.
- $15,000 to charter a jet to George LeMieux's swearing in as U.S. senator
- $1,800 for in-flight catering services on the same jet.
The spending helped Johnson rack up more than 1 million American Express points. And guess what organization he demanded reimburse him for the expenditures? Bet you can guess on the first try.
Not only that, records show that Delmar padded his $103,000 salary with a secret $260,000 fundraising contract that he managed with #373 and another $42,000 for expenses. GOP Cocksuckers were FURIOUS that they had been taken for a ride.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and tampabay.com
S. Olson
Monday, May 10, 2010
Go Ahead And Bring Your Guns. We've Got 'Em Too - #372
#372 HUTAREE MILITIA
GOOFY BASTARDS WITH GUNS AND BIBLES IN MICHIGAN
Wow. It's the 90s all over again!
Remember 15 years ago when groups like the Hutaree Militia were sprouting all over the country like mushrooms on a lawn after a spring rain? They were enraged that Big Bill was even IN the White House because they were terrified that he was going to take their guns away.
They would refuse to have social security numbers or license plates on their cars and shoot cops who'd pull them over because they believed it was one more step on the route to taking their guns away.
Then they screamed that the storage codes on the backs of road signs were actually instructions to invading UN armies that were going to enslave us, chain Patriots into boxcars for transport to prison camps before taking their guns away.
Their last hurrah was the coming Y2K Event, which they claimed would lead ino the collapse of Western Civilization. Power would go out, grocery stores would not be able to get food, utilities would no longer be able to provide us with fresh water and/or power, airplanes would be falling out of the sky and Big Bill would take their guns away.
Well, it's been 10 years since Y2K. Guess what? We're still here. The power didn't go out, the water was still running, airplanes were still flying back and forth, you can still get groceries, along with everything else and people I know who had them before still have their guns.
But some people just can't accept it. They just KNOW that Jesus is coming to call all of us to judgement. Our latest 'crime' was electing a black man President of the United States. This, groups like the Hutaree Militia claim, is a sign of the antichrist.
Hutaree was FURIOUS at even the EXISTENCE of someone who would tell them what they could or could not do. In their minds, they equated this with 'tyranny' and 'the antichrist,' instead of equating it with ' following the law.'
Hutaree planned to kill a cop and then attack cops that came to the first cops funeral with IED's and explosively formed projectiles. Nine members of the Hutaree organization were charged with seditious conspiracy, plans to use a weapon of mass destruction, teaching the Use of Explosives Materials and posession of a firearm during a crime of violence.
The FBI nailed eight of the nine members charged in the indictment. Two days later, the ninth member surrendered at a house 30 miles away when he was surrounded by FBI agents and THEY all had guns too.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Associated Press.
S. Olson
GOOFY BASTARDS WITH GUNS AND BIBLES IN MICHIGAN
Wow. It's the 90s all over again!
Remember 15 years ago when groups like the Hutaree Militia were sprouting all over the country like mushrooms on a lawn after a spring rain? They were enraged that Big Bill was even IN the White House because they were terrified that he was going to take their guns away.
They would refuse to have social security numbers or license plates on their cars and shoot cops who'd pull them over because they believed it was one more step on the route to taking their guns away.
Then they screamed that the storage codes on the backs of road signs were actually instructions to invading UN armies that were going to enslave us, chain Patriots into boxcars for transport to prison camps before taking their guns away.
Their last hurrah was the coming Y2K Event, which they claimed would lead ino the collapse of Western Civilization. Power would go out, grocery stores would not be able to get food, utilities would no longer be able to provide us with fresh water and/or power, airplanes would be falling out of the sky and Big Bill would take their guns away.
Well, it's been 10 years since Y2K. Guess what? We're still here. The power didn't go out, the water was still running, airplanes were still flying back and forth, you can still get groceries, along with everything else and people I know who had them before still have their guns.
But some people just can't accept it. They just KNOW that Jesus is coming to call all of us to judgement. Our latest 'crime' was electing a black man President of the United States. This, groups like the Hutaree Militia claim, is a sign of the antichrist.
Hutaree was FURIOUS at even the EXISTENCE of someone who would tell them what they could or could not do. In their minds, they equated this with 'tyranny' and 'the antichrist,' instead of equating it with ' following the law.'
Hutaree planned to kill a cop and then attack cops that came to the first cops funeral with IED's and explosively formed projectiles. Nine members of the Hutaree organization were charged with seditious conspiracy, plans to use a weapon of mass destruction, teaching the Use of Explosives Materials and posession of a firearm during a crime of violence.
The FBI nailed eight of the nine members charged in the indictment. Two days later, the ninth member surrendered at a house 30 miles away when he was surrounded by FBI agents and THEY all had guns too.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Associated Press.
S. Olson
Friday, May 7, 2010
The Latest Howls of Fury From the GOP Cocksuckers
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Cantor's 'Idea Factory' Collapses After ONE Year
LMAO!
After President Obama and the democrats kicked the living shit out of them in 2006 and 2008, the GOP decided to create a group that would be a 'conversation' with the American people that would "develop innovative solutions that meet the serious challenges confronting our country." Rep. Eric Cantor of Virginia, the House Minority Whip, was put in charge of it on April 30, 2009.
It was called the "National Council for a New America." Cantor denied it but it was basically a rebranding of the GOP, to try and get everyone to take them seriously.
The NCNA had one town hall meeting. ONE. After that and the incredible amount of press coverage it generated, it did a grand total of nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And true to GOP Cocksucker form, they blamed the Democrats for their demise, saying that the Dems were so mean to them that they couldn't get their message out. Not anwhere as mean as when the GOP was calling anyone who disagreed with them, traitors, but mean nevertheless.
S. Olson
After President Obama and the democrats kicked the living shit out of them in 2006 and 2008, the GOP decided to create a group that would be a 'conversation' with the American people that would "develop innovative solutions that meet the serious challenges confronting our country." Rep. Eric Cantor of Virginia, the House Minority Whip, was put in charge of it on April 30, 2009.
It was called the "National Council for a New America." Cantor denied it but it was basically a rebranding of the GOP, to try and get everyone to take them seriously.
The NCNA had one town hall meeting. ONE. After that and the incredible amount of press coverage it generated, it did a grand total of nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And true to GOP Cocksucker form, they blamed the Democrats for their demise, saying that the Dems were so mean to them that they couldn't get their message out. Not anwhere as mean as when the GOP was calling anyone who disagreed with them, traitors, but mean nevertheless.
S. Olson
The Senate Ethics Committee in Full Cry Over #307
Sen. Jon Ensign of Nevada has figured that if he just shuts up about the Hampton Affair, in which he fucked the wife of his best friend, it will all go away.
That was about a year ago and it hasn't gone away since. Ensign got a a rude reminder of how it hasn't gone away when he appeared on one of journalist Rick Sanchez broadcasts to damn the health care plan supported by President Obama and Sanchez remarked why should we answer Ensign's 'questions' about the now-passed legislation when he wouldn't answer ours about him fucking Cindy Hampton. A visibly startled Ensign tried to shift the discussion back to the health-care bill but Sanchez was having none of it. He kept questioning Ensign about Hampton and Ensign kept repeating over and over he wasn't going to answer any questions about it.
But then the thing metastized. Suddenly, the FBI and the Senate ethics committee weren't interested in who Ensign was fucking. They didn't care. What they DID care about was Ensign violating lobbyist rules when he tried to get the cuckolded husband, Doug Hampton, a job as a lobbyist. Even juicier, did Ensign use his position as chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee to solicit campaign contributions from firms in exchange for the promise of legislative favors.
S. Olson
That was about a year ago and it hasn't gone away since. Ensign got a a rude reminder of how it hasn't gone away when he appeared on one of journalist Rick Sanchez broadcasts to damn the health care plan supported by President Obama and Sanchez remarked why should we answer Ensign's 'questions' about the now-passed legislation when he wouldn't answer ours about him fucking Cindy Hampton. A visibly startled Ensign tried to shift the discussion back to the health-care bill but Sanchez was having none of it. He kept questioning Ensign about Hampton and Ensign kept repeating over and over he wasn't going to answer any questions about it.
But then the thing metastized. Suddenly, the FBI and the Senate ethics committee weren't interested in who Ensign was fucking. They didn't care. What they DID care about was Ensign violating lobbyist rules when he tried to get the cuckolded husband, Doug Hampton, a job as a lobbyist. Even juicier, did Ensign use his position as chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee to solicit campaign contributions from firms in exchange for the promise of legislative favors.
S. Olson
"We Don't Torture." Yeah. Riiiiiiiightt." - #370
#370 MARC THEISSEN
FORMER SPEECHWRITER FOR THE DRUNKEN FRAT BOY
Now that #370 is out of the White House and has to live the rest of his life living with the knowledge that he was part of the most incompetent administration of the 20th Century, Theissen decided what America realy needed was a last dose of stupidity. So he wrote a book saying the torture we never did prevented another 9-11 attack. Then he peddled it on the talk shows.
This caused a lot of commentators to go apeshit, particularly when he claimed that torture--which we never did--got information out of Khalid Sheikh Muhammad that foiled a bomb plot in Los Angeles. This was the bomb plot that had been foiled a year BEFORE Muhammed had been waterboarded, which Theissen claimed was not torture. No way. The United States does not torture people. Ever.
Larry O'Donnell, a former staffer for the Senate, was particularly enraged at Theissen's 'rewriting' of history and said so on the TV show 'Morning Joe.' O'Donnell went on a tear, ripping into Theissen, who, instead of trying to defend the indefensible, tried impugning O'Donnell's patriotism.
O'Donnell pointed out that if #370 was going to condemn President Obama for not using torture--which we don't and never have used, by the way--how come he doesn't damn the Drunken Frat Boy for not defending us against al-Qaeda? He certainly had enough warning. Theissen responded by saying Obama was killing too many terrorists and not leaving any alive for us to torture into giving us information about al-Qaeda, which, by the way, we never, ever do and never have.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Morning Joe and The Daily Show
S. Olson
FORMER SPEECHWRITER FOR THE DRUNKEN FRAT BOY
Now that #370 is out of the White House and has to live the rest of his life living with the knowledge that he was part of the most incompetent administration of the 20th Century, Theissen decided what America realy needed was a last dose of stupidity. So he wrote a book saying the torture we never did prevented another 9-11 attack. Then he peddled it on the talk shows.
This caused a lot of commentators to go apeshit, particularly when he claimed that torture--which we never did--got information out of Khalid Sheikh Muhammad that foiled a bomb plot in Los Angeles. This was the bomb plot that had been foiled a year BEFORE Muhammed had been waterboarded, which Theissen claimed was not torture. No way. The United States does not torture people. Ever.
Larry O'Donnell, a former staffer for the Senate, was particularly enraged at Theissen's 'rewriting' of history and said so on the TV show 'Morning Joe.' O'Donnell went on a tear, ripping into Theissen, who, instead of trying to defend the indefensible, tried impugning O'Donnell's patriotism.
O'Donnell pointed out that if #370 was going to condemn President Obama for not using torture--which we don't and never have used, by the way--how come he doesn't damn the Drunken Frat Boy for not defending us against al-Qaeda? He certainly had enough warning. Theissen responded by saying Obama was killing too many terrorists and not leaving any alive for us to torture into giving us information about al-Qaeda, which, by the way, we never, ever do and never have.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker, Morning Joe and The Daily Show
S. Olson
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Cant Get Over It - #369
#369 LIZ CHENEY
DAUGHTER OF FORMER VICE-PRESIDENT GOP COCKSUCKER #200 (DICK CHENEY)
Some people just can't admit it that they are out of power and will probably stay that way. Liz Cheney is one of them.
Cheney has never gotten over the fact that her daddy had to leave Washington in disgrace as one of the worst veeps it has ever been our misfortune to have.
Cheney has also never gotten over the fact that she is no longer a big swingin dick in Washington and will never get another job with the State department.
Cheney said 'enhanced interrogation techniques' better known as 'torture,' were perfectly legal when dealing with the detainees at Gitmo. She also tried speaking in favor of the Birthers while trying NOT to.
In another of the efforts that made the Drunken Frat Boy administration infamous for impugning people's patriotism, Cheney tried to make it look like lawyers who offered to represent Gitmo detainees hated america.
S. Olson
DAUGHTER OF FORMER VICE-PRESIDENT GOP COCKSUCKER #200 (DICK CHENEY)
Some people just can't admit it that they are out of power and will probably stay that way. Liz Cheney is one of them.
Cheney has never gotten over the fact that her daddy had to leave Washington in disgrace as one of the worst veeps it has ever been our misfortune to have.
Cheney has also never gotten over the fact that she is no longer a big swingin dick in Washington and will never get another job with the State department.
Cheney said 'enhanced interrogation techniques' better known as 'torture,' were perfectly legal when dealing with the detainees at Gitmo. She also tried speaking in favor of the Birthers while trying NOT to.
In another of the efforts that made the Drunken Frat Boy administration infamous for impugning people's patriotism, Cheney tried to make it look like lawyers who offered to represent Gitmo detainees hated america.
S. Olson
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
All He Could Get Was 12% - #368
#368 ROY McBERRY
MEMBER OF BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF HATE-GROUP 'LEAGUE OF THE SOUTH' AND FAR-RIGHT GEORGIA GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE.
Yeah, there is nothing like the Sons of the Soil when it comes to white people gettting all mad because they get called what they are: Cracker Racists. These FarmFucks practically have a cow when they get pegged.
Let's face facts, boys. You and I know all that bushwah about having to take down the Stars and Bars over the state capital isn't a question of 'insulting your heritage.' It's pointing out two things that you strenously deny: A) the Confderate flag is a symbol of racism and B) You lost. It may have been 145 years ago since your last butt-kicking happened, but you guys STILL lost.
Some of them try and embrace the title of 'racist' in public. Those people are called 'neo-nazis.' They run up against ridicule and opprobrium all the time. Worse, their numbers get smaller and smaller every fucking YEAR. Just type KKK and 1920s in Google and you can see pictures of Klansmen all OVER Washington D.C. while the sun is still up. And they are in public with their goddam hoods UP. They're PROUD of being racists.
Those are the times that GOP Cocksucker #368 would call 'the good ol' days.' The times when 'niggers' knew their place and we didn't have a Black president, which I have to tell you is the source of their latest fury. Never mind all that talk about 'socialism,' or 'lack of experience.' What really has them crazy with rage is that when someone asks who the president of the United States is, they have to point to a Black man who is busily correcting all the crap his predcessor--the drunken frat boy from Texas--did while running things.
In the meantime, we have to put up with the spectacle of Types like McBerry. McBerry ran as a Republican against incumbent Republican governor, Sonny Purdue in 2006 and got his ass kicked, 88% to 12% Twelve percent! LOL!
S. Olson
MEMBER OF BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF HATE-GROUP 'LEAGUE OF THE SOUTH' AND FAR-RIGHT GEORGIA GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE.
Yeah, there is nothing like the Sons of the Soil when it comes to white people gettting all mad because they get called what they are: Cracker Racists. These FarmFucks practically have a cow when they get pegged.
Let's face facts, boys. You and I know all that bushwah about having to take down the Stars and Bars over the state capital isn't a question of 'insulting your heritage.' It's pointing out two things that you strenously deny: A) the Confderate flag is a symbol of racism and B) You lost. It may have been 145 years ago since your last butt-kicking happened, but you guys STILL lost.
Some of them try and embrace the title of 'racist' in public. Those people are called 'neo-nazis.' They run up against ridicule and opprobrium all the time. Worse, their numbers get smaller and smaller every fucking YEAR. Just type KKK and 1920s in Google and you can see pictures of Klansmen all OVER Washington D.C. while the sun is still up. And they are in public with their goddam hoods UP. They're PROUD of being racists.
Those are the times that GOP Cocksucker #368 would call 'the good ol' days.' The times when 'niggers' knew their place and we didn't have a Black president, which I have to tell you is the source of their latest fury. Never mind all that talk about 'socialism,' or 'lack of experience.' What really has them crazy with rage is that when someone asks who the president of the United States is, they have to point to a Black man who is busily correcting all the crap his predcessor--the drunken frat boy from Texas--did while running things.
In the meantime, we have to put up with the spectacle of Types like McBerry. McBerry ran as a Republican against incumbent Republican governor, Sonny Purdue in 2006 and got his ass kicked, 88% to 12% Twelve percent! LOL!
S. Olson
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
GOP Cocksucker #6 Runs Out The Clock
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The Fight in Florida - #367
#367 MARCO RUBIO
GOP COCKSUCKER SENATORIAL CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA
Marco HAD been trailing the governor of the state of Florida, GOP Cocksucker #418 (CHARLIE CRIST) by double digits when he first announced almost a year ago that he was going to try for the seat formerly held by GOP Cocksucker #314 (EX-SEN. MEL MARTINEZ)
But then Crist announced he was going to be backing President Obama's economic reform package. Rubio's popularity soared in the state as ultra-conservatives, enraged at the sight of Crist trying to do something about the economic mess the Drunken Frat Boy had caused, decided to make an example of him. Then Crist shot himself in the foot when they guy he picked to run the state party, GOP Cocksucker #389 (JIM GREER) turned out to have used the party credit card like it was his own. The ensuing heat got so bad that #418 left the Republican party and announced he would be making a third party run for the Senate seat.
This infuriated the Teabaggers even more. Now they had absolutely NO influence over Crist. Then the latest polls came out, which now show Crist with a slight lead over Rubio, who may have just shot his wad.
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER SENATORIAL CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA
Marco HAD been trailing the governor of the state of Florida, GOP Cocksucker #418 (CHARLIE CRIST) by double digits when he first announced almost a year ago that he was going to try for the seat formerly held by GOP Cocksucker #314 (EX-SEN. MEL MARTINEZ)
But then Crist announced he was going to be backing President Obama's economic reform package. Rubio's popularity soared in the state as ultra-conservatives, enraged at the sight of Crist trying to do something about the economic mess the Drunken Frat Boy had caused, decided to make an example of him. Then Crist shot himself in the foot when they guy he picked to run the state party, GOP Cocksucker #389 (JIM GREER) turned out to have used the party credit card like it was his own. The ensuing heat got so bad that #418 left the Republican party and announced he would be making a third party run for the Senate seat.
This infuriated the Teabaggers even more. Now they had absolutely NO influence over Crist. Then the latest polls came out, which now show Crist with a slight lead over Rubio, who may have just shot his wad.
S. Olson
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