Starting Young - #382

#382 MELANIE PHISTER
FORMER FINANCE DIRECTOR FOR FLORIDA HOUSE CAMPAIGNS BY GOP COCKSUCKERS

GOP Cocksuckers learn their malfeasance young.

Take Phister, who was the finance director for GOP Cocksuckers in the Florida House. She is a junior staffer in the Republican Party. Phister got nailed by the St. Petersburg Times and the Miami Herald when they printed a report showing that Phister "racked up nearly $1.3 million in charges on a party American Express card over two and a half years."

Yes, Phister follows in the tradition of GOP Cocksuckers #373, (JIM GREER) #367, (MARCO RUBIO) and ROY SANSOM (no number yet) who spent their contributors money like it was their own private piggy bank.

What are some of the things Phister spent the $1.3 million that you GAVE to the GOP Cocksuckers on? Well, according to TPM Muckraker it included:

- $40,000 at a London hotel.
- $15,000 for a month-long stay at a posh Miami hotel
- Thousands on jewelry and sporting goods
- Nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for ex-House Speaker Ray Sansom

Yeah, just remember guys, when you're out of a job and struggling like hell to keep your house, here's what the GOP Cocksuckers are spending the money YOU gave them on.

With thanks to the St. Petersburg Times, the Miami Herald and TPM Muckraker

S. Olson