Did He Do It? Of Course. He's a GOP Cocksucker - #384

#384 RAY SANSOM
EX-SPEAKER OF THE FLORIDA HOUSE

Republicans love to scream about wasteful government spending. It looks good for the Crackers back home who vote for them and they can use it as a club to hit Democrats over the head with.

But when it comes to wasting the money people donate to them, the GOP cocksuckers are absolute champs. Let's take Florida for instance.

Sansom is charged with perjury and official misconduct in a spending scandal. More specifically, Sansom is charged with spending $175,000 on the party credit card over a two-year period. And what did he buy?

- $1,953 for tuxedo rentals
- $11,475 at Best Buy
- $839 at Starbucks
- Other charges for babysitting and plane tickets for a family trip to Europe

Sansom joins GOP Cocksuckers like #373 (JIM GREER). He's the Florida GOP Cocksucker Party Chairman who awarded a fundraising contract to a company he owns and spent thousands on 'in-flight catering services' when he attended the swearing in of the temorary replacement for GOP Cocksucker #314 (MEL MARTINEZ) who resigned to "spend more time with [his] family." This is another way of saying, "I got outta Dodge before the indictment came down."

He also joins GOP Cocksucker #367 (MARCO RUBIO) also of Florida, the Tea Party darling campaigning for the U.S. Senate and who charged stuff like a $134 haircut and about $4,000 to repair his damaged family minivan and rent a car for several weeks, to the party. I love how the Teabaggers can care so much about the financial burder we're leaving to our children and let this skate right over their heads.

And then there's GOP Cocksucker #382 (MELANIE PHISTER). Melanie made the Hit Parade when, according to the St. Petersburg Times and the Miami Herald, she "racked up nearly $1.3 million in charges on a party American Express card over two and a half years." That was for stuff like:

- $40,000 at a London hotel.
- $15,000 for a month-long stay at a posh Miami hotel
- Thousands on jewelry and sporting goods

As well as $20,000 in plane tickets for #384.

Yes, if you give money to GOP Cocksuckers, you might as well be flushing it down the toilet.

With thanks to the St. Petersburg Times, the Miami Herald and TPM Muckraker.

S. Olson