#367 MARCO RUBIO
GOP COCKSUCKER SENATORIAL CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA
Marco HAD been trailing the governor of the state of Florida, GOP Cocksucker #418 (CHARLIE CRIST) by double digits when he first announced almost a year ago that he was going to try for the seat formerly held by GOP Cocksucker #314 (EX-SEN. MEL MARTINEZ)
But then Crist announced he was going to be backing President Obama's economic reform package. Rubio's popularity soared in the state as ultra-conservatives, enraged at the sight of Crist trying to do something about the economic mess the Drunken Frat Boy had caused, decided to make an example of him. Then Crist shot himself in the foot when they guy he picked to run the state party, GOP Cocksucker #389 (JIM GREER) turned out to have used the party credit card like it was his own. The ensuing heat got so bad that #418 left the Republican party and announced he would be making a third party run for the Senate seat.
This infuriated the Teabaggers even more. Now they had absolutely NO influence over Crist. Then the latest polls came out, which now show Crist with a slight lead over Rubio, who may have just shot his wad.
S. Olson
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