Sunday, February 28, 2010

Day One of the Waco Siege

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1993:
At about 9:30 a.m. agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms attempt to execute arrest and search warrants against David KORESH and the Branch Davidian compound. Gunfire erupts. Four ATF agents are killed and 16 are wounded. An undetermined number of Davidians are killed and injured. Within a few hours, the FBI becomes the lead agency for resolving the standoff. Jeff JAMAR is named the on-site commander. By the afternoon, advance units of the FBI's Hostage Rescue Team (HRT) arrive, and telephone conversations are under way between KORESH, Steve SCHNEIDER, and Wayne MARTIN on one side and the ATF's Jim CAVANAUGH and Waco Police Lt. Larry LYNCH on the other. KORESH discloses that he has been wounded in the hip and left wrist. KORESH is allowed to broadcast his religious teachings on Dallas radio KRLD and does a CNN telephone interview. Michael SCHROEDER, a Branch Davidian, is killed while he tries to return to the main building. Texas Rangers begin an investigation but are barred by the FBI from continuing. At about 5:30 p.m., JAMAR arrives at Waco and chooses Byron SAGE of the FBI as chief negotiator. President CLINTON follows events closely throughout the day.[ Scruggs 1, 9, 21, 22, 24, 229, 236, 241]

(MYTH: The Branch Davidians were a weird, but peaceful sect of Christians, quietly praying inside their church one Sunday when they were set upon by an evil, gun-grabbing federal government that arrived, guns blazing, in helicopter gunships. Linda Thompson, a self-proclaimed “general of the militias,’ promoted this view in her videotape,‘Waco: The Big Lie.’)

[THE TRUTH: Oh, cry me a river. The Davidians lived in a 77-acre compound on the outskirts of Waco, Texas with ample water and food supplies, a watchtower, a dormitory and, according to Section 13 of the Scruggs Report, ‘305 firearms, and approximately 1.9 million rounds of "cooked off" or spent ammunition. Among the firearms found were at least 20 fully automatic AK-47 assault rifles; at least 12 fully automatic AR-15 assault rifles; at least two .50 caliber semi-automatic rifles; and anti-tank armor-piercing ammunition.’ (Yeah, that sounds like features all churches have.)

[ATF had been looking suspiciously at Vernon and his cult when a UPS worker had reported a package bursting open and being full of things like firearms, inert grenade hulls and black powder. ATF was wondering if Vernon had the proper licenses to do the work he was having done at ‘The Mag-Bag,’ his mail-order guns and ammo business. Also, refilling grenade casings is illegal as hell.

Before the Waco Whackos get all wound up. The ATF did NOT arrive in helicopter gunships with guns blazing. They arrived quietly in cattle trailers with an arrest warrant that charged Koresh with unlawful possession of a destructive device, in violation of 26 United States Code, section 5845(f). On Pages 133-134 of the Danforth Report, this particular claim was looked at by the Office of Special Counsel because the Goofy Bastards who believed Thompson’s videotape kept screaming for it. They stopped screaming once the Danforth report showed that none of the three Texas National Guard helicopters had shot at the compound. Not a single ONE.]


S. Olson

Saturday, February 27, 2010

The Counting Of The GOP Cocksuckers Will Go On Hold As Tomorrow is the 17th Anniversary of the Waco Affair

Well, they would rather you forgot it, but they will bring it up as an example of 'government perfidy,' rather than some guys who fucked up but the fact of the matter is that the FBI and BATF at Waco were just cops doing their jobs. Simply put, here's what the conclusions were from Waco, 17 years ago:

1. The FBI did not start the fire that killed more than 80 of the Davidians holed up in their Mt. Carmel compound. They didn't contribute to it, either. Anyone who tells you otherwise simply doesn't know what they are talking about.

2. The FBI did not pin down the Davidians inside their burning compound so that the only chances they had were to burn or get shot. Anyone who tells you otherwise, simply does not know what they are talking about.

3. The FBI did not shoot ANY of the Davidians. There were NO bullet casings ANYWAY that matched the caliber of the weapons the FBI had and there were NO bullets retreived from the bodies of the dead Davidians that matched any weapon the FBI had.

4. The Davidians murdered their own kids and then committed suicide. Anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whenever the Goofy Bastards who defend the Davidians at Waco start in with their myths, ask them one simple question:

"How did any of this entitle them to shoot the cops when they came to arrest them?"

One of three things will happen:
a. They will start to play junior lawyer and claim there was something wrong with the warrant.
b. They will scream that the Davidians acted in self-defense
c. They will sputter, blink furiously and stand there open-mouthed.

S. Olson

The Whiner Who Even Made the Asses of the Nuts At CPAC Tired - #355

#355 RYAN SORBA
ANTI-GAY ACTIVIST FOR CALIFORNIA YOUNG AMERICANS FOR FREEDOM

Sorba even got booed by the wingnuts of CPAC at their convention in mid-February 2009. Sorba was supposed to talk about James O'Keefe and his edited 'sting' of ACORN, which he's probably going to court for. Instead, when Sorba got the mike, he bitched and whined about homosexuality and told the assembly he was pissed off that it had invited a group of gay conservatives. When it jeered him for some of his goofy views on sex, Sorba told them to "Bring it," that he LOVED controversy.

Never mind that fact that not only is Sorba a bigot, he's a scofflaw, too. First he violates a restraining order in a domestic violence case, then he gets cited for a noise violation while making a disturbance at a polling place while handing out pro-Proposition 8 flyers. Sorba says he's proud of the ticket because "some homosexual guy" complained. How did he know the guy was gay? "He looked like it."

This leans heavily toward the idea that Sorba is one of those self-hating homosexuals the GOP is full of.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and CPAC

S. Olson

Friday, February 26, 2010

Gee, That Torture Memo Stuff Just Won't Go Away, Will It?

Now a University of Berkeley law professor and now a federal judge respectively, John Yoo and Jay Bybee have figured that the past, where they wrote that torturing people was just fine as far as they were concerned, is behind them.

Yeah, ever since the Associate Deputy Attorney General, David Margolis overruled the finding of the Office of Professional Responsibility that Yoo and Bybee engaged in professional misconduct, the pair should be cruising down Easy Street. The Drunken Frat Boy administration ran out the clock.

But WTF? What's this? Rep. Jerrold Nadler of New York is sending this stuff to the state bar associations where Bybee and Yoo are licensed for possible disciplinary action. "Hey, all that crap's been denied! Sonofa..."

In part, Nadler wrote in a statement:

"Setting aside the disagreement over what state ethics rules require, everyone agrees that the legal advice provided by attorneys Yoo and Bybee - advice that was used by the Bush administration to justify waterboarding - was seriously flawed and did not meet the Department of Justice's own standards of conduct. This should never have happened, and I will continue working to ensure that the appropriate corrective steps are taken so that it does not happen in the future."

Just won't go away, will it, guys? LOL

Courtesy of Congressman Nadler's office and TPM Muckraker.

S. Olson

The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #291

Normally, ex-Rep. John Sweeney would be cataloged as just another of the GOP Cocksucker Drunks, but there is MUCH MUCH MORE to it.

I just have to point out that GOP Cocksuckers LOVE screaming that the Democrats are the Party of Personal Destruction and the Republicans are not to be blamed for anything. Actually, we don't have to be. GOP Cocksuckers are too busy destroying themselves for us to give a helping hand. Sweeney might as well be exhibit A.

I mean, here's how we 'destroyed' Sweeney. Ready? Here's the evil plan:

A. First we FORCED him to get liquored up.
B. Then we MADE him get into a car, go for a drive and nearly sideswipe a police car.
C. But before we did that we FORCED him to put a drunk, naked woman on his lap that wasn't his wife.
D. When the cops caught up with him. We made Sweeney REFUSE to take a Breathalyzer test.

But that was back in 2007. We are really evil. I mean in 2002, we MADE Sweeney get drunk, get behind the wheel of a car and crash into a substation, knocking out power to a ski resort.

Then we MADE his wife divorce his drunken ass after we FORCED him to beat the crap out of her.

Remember, none of it was HIS fault. It was all OURS because we're the Party of Personal Destruction. Our Coat of Arms has a bottle of Demon Rum with two crossed Coke Spoons below it, don'cha know.

What did we do lately? Well, we MADE the judge give Sweeney 30 days in the slammer, a $1,000 fine and 300 hours of community service for driving 59 mph in a 40 mph zone because we're so evil.

Check out this picture of #291 in 2006 trying to appeal to the youth vote: http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2006/05/college_paper_sweeney_was_drun.php

Courtest of TPM Muckraker

S. Olson

Batshit Crazy - #354

#354 BOB MARSHALL
DELEGATE TO THE GROUP VIRGINIA CHRISTIAN ACTION

While I have mentioned that GOP Cocksuckers are hypocrites and whiners, I forgot to mention that many of them are just plain goofy and have some views that are downright batshit-crazy.

The group Virginia Christian Action has been enraged for the last few years since former governor Tim Kaine supported funding for Planned Parenthood. Marshall, a delegate to the group from Manassas actually said that disabled children are God's punishment to women who have aborted their first pregnancy.

No one ever asked him if say, Governor Quitter or her daughter were being punished by God. Because one of them certainly gave birth to a mentally-disabled kid.

Courtesy of Newsleader.com and Wonkette.

S. Olson

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Republicans' Nightmare is Coming True

Yes, after screaming for transparency, the GOP is now getting some right between the eyes as the American people are watching--on national television--the President play Bus Driver with GOP paladins and take them to school.

First to cut up on the Bus was Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander, who mischaracterized the plan as costing the average taxpayer more money in premiums. The President said that was 'factually inaccurate,' hoping like hell Alexander would rise to the bait. Alexander didn't disappoint, claiming that if the president was going to contradict him, he should have a chance to respond. Alexanderwent on to say that the Congressional Budget Office said the health care reform currently envisioned by the Senate would mean higher premiums.

Obama calmly corrected Alexander, saying what the CBO report actually SAID was that when policies became cheaper under health care reform, people would go out and buy BETTER insurance than what they had before. THAT is what would cost them more money. Not the reform itself.

Although he didn't adopt a patronizing tone, Obama made Alexander look like an ignorant kid who didn't know what he was talking about.

Next up was Wyoming Senator Dr. John Barrasso, a medical man who promoted health savings accounts. Obama asked him if he'd be happy if all members of congress just has catastrophic health care coverage. Barasso replied that he would because then the legislative branch would have more "skin in the game." They could be putting their money into health savings accounts and pay for their health care out of that.

Then Obama did what I believe is called on the street, 'knocked him the fuck out.' He asked, "Would you feel the same way if you were making $40,000. Or if that was your income. Because that's the reality for a lot of folks." Barasso jerked in his chair as if he'd been shot. Members of Congress are in the top income bracket and have a lot of disposable income to put into health savings accounts, Obama observed. They make about $176,000 a year. People who make 40 grand a year don't have a lot of disposable income and the uninsured they are talking about sure don't.

Rep. Eric Cantor of Virginia, the Republican whip and frequent Obama critic was next, claiming that the insurance people would get under the plan was too expensive. Obama responded that expense was not the only criterion. For example, the federal government could take action right now that could make groceries even cheaper than they were now if they would just cut out things like meat inspections.

Cantor's jaw dropped. He had absolutely nothing to say in response; just sat there with his mouth open and his brain madly going over GOP talking points instead of arguments, lookinf futilely for something to say.

Over on Capitol Hill the Republicans didn't get any relief. GOP Cocksucker #341 (REP. JOHN BOEHNER) and Michigan representative David Camp were speechless when House Speaker Nancy Pelosi took both of them on for misstatements they made about the House health care bill. First, Pelosi corrected Boehner. Boehner had been trying to stir up anti-abortionists about the bill, claiming it would supply federal funding for abortions. Pelosi said the following: "The law of the land is there is no public funding of abortion, and there is no public funding of abortion in these bills and I don't want our listeners or viewers to get the wrong impression."

After pointing out that Boehner was raising much ado about nothing, she turned to Camp and metaphorically, told him to clean up his room. Camp had been screaming to his constituents that the bill passed by the House and the bill in the Senate cut Medicare benefits to seniors. Pelosi dressed him down thusly: "You said that the Medicare cuts in this bill cut benefits for seniors," Pelosi said. "They do not. They do not."

What they DO do is cut overpayments to Medicare Advantage and redirect them to federal subsidies. That's it.

What really pissed off the GOP was that the American people got to see who wanted to do something about health care costs and who didn't.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker, C-SPAN and the blog hummingbirdminds.com

Watching GOP Cocksuckers Eat Their Own

It's really fun watching GOP Cocksuckers devour one another, mainly because you know that they are a bunch of unprincipled snakes with no scruples and no conscience, who DESERVE everything that happens to them and believe everything is great as long as THEY'VE GOT THEIRS.

The latest one is Marco Rubio, (no number yet) the GOP Cocksucker candidate for the U.S. Senate seat vacated by GOP Cocksucker #314 (SEN. MEL MARTINEZ) who quit after getting tired of being used as a token by the predominantly white makeup of the Republican party.

Now that #314 is gone, his successor was appointed by Florida Governor Charlie Crist (no number yet), who wants the job so badly he can practically taste it, but agreed not to appoint himself to it because he knew the voters would throw his ass out as soon as reelection time came around this year.

Crist is now campaigning for the seat, along with Rubio, a conservative darling. Rubio is FURIOUS that documents were leaked showing him to have charged computer supplies, groceries, and products from a music equipment store and a wine store, among other items, to the Florida GOP. Rubio charged that this was done by former GOP chairman and Crist buddy, Jim Greer.

Greer decided to get revenge on Rubio after Rubio called Greer's leadership of the GOP in Florida "a dark period" for the party because of lackluster fundraising and profligate spending, such as a $100 bouquet of flowers each for Greer and Crist's wives, a $15,000 chartered jet for #314's successor to attend his swearing-in ceremony and $1,800 for in-flight catering services. Greer was forced out of the chairmanship in January.

Greer took careful aim at Rubio, who is trying to distract attention from the fact that he is an embezzler, by screaming that the leaking of the documents was a Crist plot.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and documents from the Republican Party of Florida.

S. Olson

Another Hypocrite V. 17.0 - #353

#353 TIM DROOGSMA
FAILED U.S. HOUSE CANDIDATE IN 1992; FAILED CANDIDATE FOR MINNESOTA STATE SENATE; MOUTHPIECE FOR FORMER SENATOR RUDY BOSCHWITZ AND MINNESOTA EX-GOV. ARNE CARLSON

Not only was Droogsma a spokesman for the above, he was a spokesman for State Rep. Steve Drazkowski who is the representative in the Minnesota house for District 28B in the south-central part of the state, and is rabidly anti-gay.

Which, in Droogsma's eyes, means it's A-OK to fuck prostitutes, as long as they're FEMALE ones. In 2007, he was busted for answering an ad on Craigslist for just that service. Droogsma denied EVERYTHING, for months, which is a common tactic for the GOP Cocksuckers. They usually loudly claim they are looking forward to their days in court when everything will be dismissed. Guess what GOP Cocksucker #258's (JEFFREY PATTI) reaction to getting indicted for possession of a videotape of a Georgia man raping a five year old girl was? He was 'looking forward to his day in court.' Gosh. What a surprise. (After handling everything by phone for months, Patti had to appear in court in March 2005, got convicted, demanded a hearing to get into a program where his record will get scrubbed after three years, then tried to get the press banned from it. In case you are wondering, that day in court Patti was looking forward to but didn't want anyone else to see, resulted in him getting 36 months in the program, which will be up in May, a $200 fine and 100 hours of community service.)

The same month Droogsma was busted. He had written a reaction to a olumn in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune about a line in another story, complaining it was too graphic. Then this comes out. Yeah, him getting stung must have been a HUGE misunderstanding.

Then in 2008, Droogsma admitted his bust wasn't a misunderstanding at all. They actually had him cold nuts.

Thanks to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune and Conservative Babylon

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Not Hearing a Peep Out Of Them, Are You?

They're being AWFULLY quiet now.

I'm talking about Missouri Senator Kit Bond and Rep. Pete Hoekstra of the Michigan 2nd. When President Obama announced that Afghan-born Abdulmutallab Zazi was going to be tried in criminal cour and if you were listening to Bond and Hoekstra you would have thought the sky was falling.

Bond: "We have learned the hard way that trying terrorists in federal court comes at a high price, from losing out on potentially lifesaving intelligence to compromising our sources and methods. We must treat these terrorists as what they are -- not common criminals, but enemy combatants in a war."

Hoekstra: "Farouk, and all other jihadist attackers, should be charged as an enemy combatant, taken into military custody, interrogated for vital intelligence, and tried in military courts under the laws of armed conflict."

On February 22, (2010), Zazi pled guilty to a plot to detonate explosives in the New York subway system. In the last few weeks, he has been cooperating with federal prosecuters.

Now, what did Bond and Hoekstra have to say?

[Crickets]

Well, what did they say on their websites?

[Crickets.]

Okay, well what do their spokesmen have to say?

[Crickets.]

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the New York Times.

S. Olson

The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #292

Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons is one angry, angry man.

How come? Well, after he ran as a principled man with family values, all those skeletons in his closet started clanking to life for all to see; skeletons such as when he divorced Dawn, his wife of 23 years, her legal documents in the case called him a 'drunk' and 'the most scandal-ridden governor in the history of the state of Nevada.' Or it may have been when Nevada FORCED him to reimburse the state for the cost of texting Kathy Karrasch, the then-wife of a Reno doctor and now his current paramour, 867 times on a state phone over the course of six weeks. (Wow. That works out to more than 144 times a week. I have a friend with an adolescent daughter and even SHE doesn't rack up those kinds of numbers.) Or Gibbons may be pissed off because there is NOTHING he can do about it except snarl at reporters for bringing it to the public's attention.

Like when investigative reporter John Humbert caught #292 at the Reno airport getting off a plane a few moments after Kathy Karrasch did and then denying she was on the plane or had accompanied him to Washington D.C. for a meeting of the National Governor's Association. #292 said his private life was none of Humbert's business, demanding to know "What's it to you?" #292 blamed Humbert for asking all the questions in the first place.

With thanks to TPm Muckraker and LasVegasNow.com

Pedophile LXXIII - #352

#352 FRED SMELTZER
FORMER WRIGHTSVILLE, PA. BOUROUGH COUNCIL MEMBER AND DEPUTY FIRE CHIEF

I could have sworn I'd listed this guy before but a search of my database turns up zip. Therefore, saw howdy to the latest GOP Cocksucker on the list.

Smeltzer went on a family camping trip with his best friend's family at Delaware's Bethany Beach back in 2004. What a wholesome family affair! So wholesome Smeltzer apparently thought this meant he had permission to rape his best friend's 15 year old daughter, which he did. He was promptly charged with two counts of first-degree rape and one count of second-degree unlawful sexual contact, then convicted. I don't see how the numbers quite add up but then I am not a prosecutor.

Talking about stuff that doesn't add up, Smeltzer only got six months in jail for the deed which means he got out in August more than six years ago. Smeltzer is now on the sex offender central registry.

Do I have to point out that he is a GOP Cocksucker?

With thanks to WGAL.com and Conservative Babylon

S. Olson

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

The Black Token - #351

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Monday, February 22, 2010

Pedophile LXXII-A - #350

#350 DAVID ALAN BERLIN
FORMER AIDE TO PENNSYLVANIA LEGISLATOR STATE SEN. JANE ORIE (R) AND PANDA IMPERSONATOR.

Yeah, you read that right. Panda impersonator.

Berlin actually pretended to be a panda bear, at one point having the identity of 'alan_panda_bear' as far as e-mail went.

Berlin sent a rather pathetic letter to pounce.org last year, which has since been scrubbed but is supposedly available in Google's cache. The letter, in which Berlin says he wants to wear diapers and dress up like a furry animal,as well as other tidbits, can be found here:

http://home.conservativebabylon.com/2009/05/31/furry-aide-to-jane-orie-r-penn-solicits-child-for-babyfur-sex-diaper-play/#more-322

Berlin also hassled a 15-year-old boy online several times over a month,proposing at one point that he travel to the boy's house and have sex with him in the backyard while his parents were sleeping. He also asked for naked pictures of the kid. Both moves resulted in him getting charged with unlawful contact with a minor, attempted sexual exploitation of children and solicitation to commit sexual abuse of children.

What's really wild is that Orie (NO NUMBER YET) had proposed changes to Megan's Law and Jessica's Law in Pennsylvania that would strengthen both anti-pedophile measures. She is also a sponsor to implement the 'federal Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act and require use of GPS to track sexually violent predators.' Orie's chief spokesman said Berlin never worked on any of this.

Orie has her own problems besides the presence of a perverT in her office, such as being investigated for using one of her district offices for campaign purposes.

With thanks to the website Conservative Babylon, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

P.S. - This is the only pedophile with an alphanumeric classification since GOP Cocksucker #222 & #343 (STEVE AIKEN) was accidentally listed twice.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #342

If you want sterling proof the GOP Cocksuckers are a bunch of whiners who believe in the 'Screw You, Jack, I've got MINE,' idea of government, look no farther than GOP Cocksucker #342 (SEN. MITCH McCONNELL) damning legislative reconciliation on Fox Not the News on Feb. 21.

Legislative reconciliation is a process by which the Senate can pass legislation by simple majority, legislation like Health Care Reform, for example, which GOP Cocksuckers have been holding up for almost a year now and trying to croak the Public Option with all the parlamentary tricks at their command.

McConnell went on Fox Not the News Sunday to call any use of reconciliation by the democrats, 'arrogant.'

Never mind the fact that it didn't seem too arrogant when it came to the Drunken Frat Boy's tax cuts in 2005 or drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in 2006. McConnell is on the record as voting that reconciliation for those things were just fine with him.

With Thanks to Media Matters and the Congressional Budget Office


S. Olson

Another Hypocrite V. 16.0 - #349

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Another Hypocrite V.15.0 - #348

#348 DAVID ALMOND
FORMER NORTH CAROLINA STATE LEGISLATOR

I don't know what it is about the state of North Carolina and hypocrites. I just must be running into a lot of them from there lately.

In 2007, Almond as a two term state representative for the North Carolina 67th. In fact, he was the vice-chairman for the state House Committee on Children, Youth and Families. He also introduced a bill for a monitoring system for sex offenders.

Which is why it's kind of delicious that back in September of 2007, Almond had a complaint filed against him that he exposed himself to a female staffer, then chased her around the office, screaming "Suck it, Baby! Suck it!"

As soon as this story hit the news, Almond quit, thereby depriving late-night comics of ENDLESS material at his expense.

With thanks to the websites Wonkette, MemeOrandum, The Gun Toting Liberal, Conservative Babylon and the All Spin Zone.

S. Olson

Friday, February 19, 2010

You Wanna Know What the 'S' Stands For? 'Shirley.' - #347

#346 S. VANCE WILKINS
FORMER SPEAKER (2000) OF THE VIRGINIA HOUSE OF DELEGATES

In 2003, Wilkins was regarded as the most powerful man in Virginia, able to tie up legislation that a democratic governor (had there been one) wanted.

Then in the course of less than a week, he was broken, fucked, forced out of the Speakership and quit entirely three weeks later.

'Yeah,' you're probably thinking. 'Those dirty democrats practice the Politics of Personal Destruction all the time.'

If you are thinking that, you'd be wrong. See, it was the REPUBLICANS that put the wood to this GOP Cocksucker, not the Democrats, although they stood by with ill-concealed glee at the spectacle of the OTHER party eating one of their own alive.

How could something like this happen? Well, the first sign was a fellow named R.H. Melton of the Washington Post. Melton wrote a very detailed piece about how Wilkins paid $100,000 in hush money to croak a sexual harassment charge against him by a 26-year-old woman. It was what former Washington Post Executive Editor Ben Bradlee called a 'Holy Shit!' Story. Once that came out, two OTHER women popped up who said Wilkins' had sexually harrassed THEM too. However, it all came back to that $100,000 'settlement.' Instead of putting things to rest, it kept sticking in everyone's craw. Everytime Wilkins made a speech, it got brought up again and again and again, by REPUBLICAN women, private citizens AND legislators. And all of them were madder than hell about it.

Why such fury? Well, Wilkins had ruled the House of Delegates with an iron fist. Nobody liked him because of his bare-knuckled use of power. His predecessor was alright; he was a back-slapping Gladhander people may have disagreed with but they all liked him. Wilkins, on the other hand, was just a mean-spirited bastard. Several Republicans resented the hell out of him, even as they counted him as their mentor. Younger Republicans in particular, once beholden to Wilkins, had no compunction about stomping on his throat when they saw their chance. There was also a sizable contingent that wondered how they could take the moral high road and criticize ex-President Clinton for getting a blowjob from a woman who wasn't his wife, while excusing Wilkins' lecherous behavior on the other hand. A third group also didn't care for Wilkins' attempts to imply that THEY were just as lecherous as HE was.

With thanks to the Washington Post and the blogs George.Loper.org and Conservative Babylon.

S. Olson

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Another Go-Round For Mr. Tennessee Waltz - #346

#346 JEFF MILLER
GOP COCKSUCKER STATE SENATOR (TENNESSEE)

Miller was involved in the FBI's Tennessee Waltz sting operation, which also nailed GOP Cocksucker #38 (MICHAEL HOOKS, SR.). Miller WASN'T indicted in that one because the money he processed from the fictitious FBI computer company were presented as legitimate campaign contributions.

But on March 23rd last year, in response to allegations that Miller was overbilling Bradley County in his capacity as deliquent tax attorney, the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation arrested his ass. He was charged with official misconduct, conspriracy to commit official misconduct and conspiracy to commit aggravated perjury.

Miller and his secretary, April Miles were booked into the Bradley County Jail on March 23rd, each on a $10,000 bond.

Miller is no stranger to controversy and he and hypocrisy are bosom buddies. He tried threatening the advertisers to the Bradley (Tenn.) News Weekly in a letter when he didn't like a story the paper had run on his adultery and his disintegrating marriage in 2005. Rather than be intimidated, editor Barry Graham let Miller have it and showed him to be nothing more than a whiner, writing the following: "Your platform is that of a guy who believes in the sanctity of marriage, and that marriage should be between one man and one woman. And your behavior doesn't support your platform. So, we report it." This was your basic journalistic spear in the face.

Miller backed off when Graham didn't get spooked and even the News Weekly's advertisers were ticked off by Miller's veiled threats.

Miller's ex-wife, Brigitte, told several papers that Miller had been playing the field for a long time and was a class-A hypocrite, fighting for the sanctity of marriage and opposing homosexual rights. Brigitte said “It’s not any more wrong to be gay than to commit adultery.”

Four years ago, Miller said he would not seek another term in office, which was good for him because that was the year of The Thumpin' and he probably would have gotten beaten like a rented mule.

With thanks to the Bradley (Tenn.) News Weekly, the Chattanooga Free Press, the website Nashville City Paper, the website Conservative Babylon and the website Buzzflash.com.

P.S. - GOP Cocksucker #343 (STEVE AIKEN) was accidentally duplicated. He is already GOP Cocksucker #222. So we have to subtract the list of pedophiles down one to 71. Fortunately, there is still a plentiful supply.

S. Olson

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

What a Bunch of Whiners #345

#345 CHARLES WINGATE
FORMER CITY COUNCILMAN (COLORADO SPRINGS, CO)

No, sex is not the ONLY problem the GOP Cocksuckers have. They have problems with the rest of the Ten Commandments too. Stealing, murder, all that stuff. Then they whine when they get caught.

Take Charles Wingate for example.

Wingate popped up onto the Colorado Springs city council in 2001. At first he was even regarded as a fresh breath of air in city politics. Then the smell started.

Wingate had a habit of bouncing checks; seven of them.
Then he got sued for not paying his bills.
Then pornography was found on city computers in HIS office.
Then he got accused by his former employer of stealing a computer and other office products.
Then four times he forged a signature on a stolen credit card to buy pizza.
Then he pawned his laptop computer, which was owned by the city.
Then he stole and pawned items he stole from the offices of other city council members.
Then he bilked the city out of $1,000 for child care expenditures.
Then he vandalized a candidate's campaign sign and stole it.

What was Wingate's answer to all of this? Classis GOP Cocksucker denial. Someone else must have downloaded the porn on his office computer. It wasn't him. All those bounced checks? They were bookkeeping errors. Wasn't him. Putting a pizza on a stolen credit card? A mistake. Wasn't him.

Whine, whine, whine. He kept that up for a year. At one point calling all the allegations against him '"crap," and fumed that he wanted thse charges brought in front of a grand jury as quickly as possible.

Then in a plea bargain, he pled guilty to one count of felony embezzlement of public property if the other 15 charges against him were dropped and he got no jail time.

And guess what Wingate bemoaned later?

“Everyone in the Republican Party can break the rules except me.”

With thanks to the Colorado Springs Gazette and Telegraph, the website B Net and the website Conservative Babylon.


S. Olson

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Well Was He Drunk? - #344

#344 STATE REP. CARY ALLRED
GOP COCKSUCKER NORTH CAROLINA STATE CONGRESSMAN

State Rep. Cary Allred is talking about quitting his seat but is going to stay
with the GOP Cocksuckers.

That's good because. lets face it, no one else really wants him. The GOP
Cocksuckers is right where he belongs.

Allred got all pissed off at them in the beginning because they issued a
report that said he hugged a female page that he knows just a leeetle bit
too long for comfort and kissed her on the cheek on the North Carolina
house floor April 27, 2009.

The report got issued because Allred got yanked over by the Highway Patrol
for speeding to a House session. He was doing 102 in a 65 mph zone.
Was he drunk and that's why radar clocked him doing 37 mph over the
speed limit? Well, there was no evidence of it. Allred said he had had one
'chelada,' which is a mixture of beer and vegetable juice, and he was not put
on the Breathalyzer, bane of GOP Cocksuckers everywhere.

But since most of the people who wrote the report are Republicans, Allred
was furious, considered it a betrayal and swore to quit the GOP. He backed down from that threat the next day, claiming that he had gotten calls from people telling him not to leave the party. (I have a sneaking suspicion that no one else WANTED his
old ass.)

With thanks to the Raleigh TimesNews and the website Conservative Babylon.

S. Olson

Monday, February 15, 2010

Pedophile LXXII

#343 STEVE AIKEN
TALK SHOW HOST FOR 'CHRISTIAN' RADIO STATION; EX-COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR FOR LOU SHELDON (NO NUMBER YET); EX-CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR FORMER STATE LEGISLATOR RANDY GRAF OF ARIZONA (NO NUMBER YET)

Well, here we go again; another 'family values' republican getting hoisted on his own petard.

Aiken was the mouthpiece of gay hater Lou Sheldon's 'Traditional Values Coaltion,' which, if you use Aiken as your guide, must hate homosexuality but thinks it's okay to force yourself on two underage girls.

But we may be being too hard on Stevie. After all. he screams that he didn't DO any of that shit he was convicted of. The criminal justice system must really suck in the Grand Canyon State. If you go into any penitentiary in Arizona, you'll hear the same thing from all the other inmates: "We didn't do shit!"

This makes you wonder if he indeed plea-bargained with the state to get that two and a half month sentence he served for nothing, of if he just felt like going into The Slammer. And even if he was convicted; well, in his eyes, forcing himself on a young girl 15 times over the course of four months is just a "minor offense."

Not like those 'Harry Potter' books, which are serious;y dangerous Wiccan propaganda. You can read it right here in this stuff he wrote:

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/harry_potter.htm

With thanks to the Philadelphia Inquirer, the Allentown (AZ)Morning Call, KVOA TV, ABC News, June 16, 2006, and the website Conservative Babylon

S. Olson

Friday, February 12, 2010

The Obstructionist-In-Chief - #342

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Another GOP Cocksucker Squeals With Helpless Fury Because the Dems Did What He Demanded

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Another Hypocrite V. 14.0 - #341

#341 REP. JOHN BOEHNER
HOUSE MINORITY LEADER

Why does the House Minority Leader make this list if he's never been convicted of a crime or even indicted like his predecessor GOP Cocksucker # 54 (EX-REP. TOM DELAY, who is STILL awating trial almost five years later)? Well, remember this list is for GOP Cocksucker hypocrites too and so far we have 13 of 'em.

Boner was up in arms over the fact that the health care debate would not be televised on C-Span like President Obama promised it would be during the campaign....um, I mean Boehner...He was all full of OUTRAGE that the President had gone back on his word to televise the debate. Remember that? Look, here's what Boner screamed....I mean, Boehner...last month:

"C-SPAN's role in fostering government transparency is so significant that on several occasions during the last presidential campaign, then-Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) pledged that health care reform negotiations would be broadcast on C-SPAN so the
'American people will know what's going on.'"

"Unfortunately, the President, Speaker Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader Reid now intend to shut out the American people at the most critical hour by skipping a bipartisan conference committee and hammering out a final health care bill in secret."

Yep that's really giving it to 'em all right. But here's Boner yesterday when asked about the health care debate being televised Feb. 25 on C-SPAN:

"I think that's fine, but you know, is this a political event or is this going to be a real conversation?"

So, as TPM Muckraker so pithily puts it: "How Dare Obama Televise The Health Care Debate After I Demanded He Televise The Health Care Debate!"

You can see the video of Boner shuckin' and jivin' at http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/02/boehner-how-dare-obama-televise-the-health-care-debate-after-i-demanded-he-televise-the-health-care.php?ref=mp

Uh....I mean Boehner.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Pedophile LXXI - #340

#340 EDISON MISLA ALDARONDO
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE FOR THE COMMONWEALTH OF PUERTO RICO

Man the pedophiles keep coming. Not only did this dude get tossed in jail for the corruption he did back in 2001, but while in jail for THAT in 2004 he ALSO gets charged for statutory rape, corrupting a minor and supplying drugs to a minor. This was in addition to banging his nine-year-old stepdaughter and her friend, for about eight years. Aldarondo, once a big wheel in Puerto Rican politics, tries pleading guilty by saying: “We are accepting an agreement reached by my lawyer and the prosecutor in this case.”

Aldarondo is astonished when the judge in the case demands IN COURT, that Aldarondo SAY, "I'm guilty, you honor."

Disgruntled, Aldarondo replies: “In that case, we’re guilty.”

Aldarondo gets 10 years added on to the six year sentence he's already serving. What's really hilarious is that Aldarondo has his own KID to thank for that as he is the one who persuaded him to plead guilty in the first place on the theory that it would allow him to be with his family sooner.

'Sooner' in this case, should be around 2019.

With thanks to Conservative Babylon, the Associated Press and the Puerto Rico Herald.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Who Did The Bruising? - #339

#339 RON NEHRING
CALIFORNIA GOP COCKSUCKER PARTY HEAD

Nehring got the party to throw out it's candidate for the California 53rd in 2008, Michael Crimmins, for 'inappropriate behavior.'

Whatever that 'inappropriate behavior' was, the GOP said it had nothing to do with an e-mail of Crimmins' making the rounds inquiring about ANOTHER e-mail which slammed Nehring's behavior. Specifically, that behavior was in the case of Michelene Mansour, whom Nehring had met on match.com, physically abused and then pressured her employer to fire her.

Mansour showed off a bunch of bruises on her body and said they were caused by #339 after she confronted him about his infidelities. When the Sacremento Bee asked Nehring about the bruises, he said he was innocent, then subtly threatened the paper by saying he deeply regretted "libelous actions" by Mansour. Seeing as how #339 is a protege of GOP Cocksucker #297 (GROVER NORQUIST), who has his own legal problems, and that GOP cocksuckers have problems when it comes to money, drunk driving, rape, murder, lewd conduct and/or sex, there could be more to this than meets the eye.

In response to Crimmins' e-mail, a THIRD e-mail, this one anonymous, was sent to party activists and reporters, claiming that there was going to be a news conference of San Diego party leaders who were going to call for the resignations of #339 and San Diego Chair Tony Krivaric.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker, the website Sign on San Diego and the San Diego Union-Tribune.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Another Hypocrite V. 13.0 - #338

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Law n' Order - #337

#337 REP. NATHAN DEAL
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE GE0RGIA 9TH

Rep. Nathan Deal of the Georgia 9th portrays himself as a staunch defender of law and order and the Constitution. Even now, Deal is taking the Birther line and screaming for a copy of the President's birth certificate.

Deal is running for the Georgia governorship, just like GOP Cocksucker #296 (RALPH REED) did before Reed was shown to be a total hypocrite and the yokels that he believed he could convince rainwater was beer, turned on him.

But when it comes to his OWN affairs...well, that law and orderstuff goes out the window. Deal got issued a subpoena by the House ethics committee because of a story in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

The liberal media, eh? What did those swine claim now? Man, they'll do *anything* to destroy the GOP.

Well, if 'anything' means telling people what the GOP is doing, here's the 'anything.' Ready? The AJC wrote a piece about Recovery Services, Inc. That's a business Deal owns that got a no-bid contract from the state to provide a garage for state inspectors to look at cars that have been rebuilt.

That sounds thrifty, and it might have been if Deal wasn't charging $100 per car. That is SIGNIFICANTLY more than the other businesses who do similar work charge. Deal made $150,000 a year from the business, which did $1.5 million total. Deal also got the business in a no-bid contract in 1990.

The state Revenue Commissioner, Bart Graham, didn't think that was kosher because it gave Deal a regional monopoly. Graham said he was going to make some changes to the program. Deal questioned Graham closely, with his chief of staff, Chris Riley, even using Deal's congressional e-mail account to discuss any proposed changes. Despite Deal's attempts to scuttle Graham's them, the changes eventually went through.

Now Deal is being looked at for profiting from his congressional position.

Courtesy of TPM Muckraker and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution

S. Olson

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Spawn of Jabba The Hutt...er...Denny Hastert

Republicans have seethed with fury over the loss of the Illinois 14th ever since Jabba quit and forced a special...um, I mean Hastert...a special election, which was won by Bill Foster, a physicist and more importantly, a DEMOCRAT. This is important because a democrat has NEVER won the 14th before.

(Jabba had to q....I mean Hastert...he had to quit because of the Tom Foley Page Scandal. Hastert said he didn't know anythng about Foley sending dirty e-mails to congressional pages or even being gay. When that was was shown to be a crock, he quietly announced his current term would be his last. That didn't quiet the scandal though, and Jabba got outta Dodge.)

Last night, Jabba Jr.....I mean Ethan Hastert...lost to Illinois state Sen. Randy Hultgren.

Hutgren won by eight percentage points--54%-46%--while not exactly a landslide, this was a serious mudhole stomped in Jabba Jr's chest.

With thanks to the blog, The Hill and the website, Wonkette.

The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #309

The one true sign of a GOP Cocksucker is their hypocrisy. What's worse is that it's hypocrisy without a conscience; they simply CANNOT be shamed. Why? Because they HAVE no sense of shame; only fear of discovery.

Here's a great example: Why is one of their favorite hobby horses the 'liberal media' when it simply doesn't exist? Because as a made-up creature, the GOP Cocksuckers can turn it into a vicious, implacable beast out to get them no matter what. This comes in handy when the media TELLS everybody what the GOP Cocksuckers are doing. "See," they say, "there's the 'liberal media picking on us again!"

When GOP Cocksucker #309 (KARL ROVE) divorced his wife of 24 years he didn't claim the 'liberal media' was picking on him. However, what he DID do, is have his spokeswoman, Dana Perino, say that she hoped the Roves' privacy would be respected. In other words, she hoped the media wouldn't delve too deeply into it. That was a quite clever tack to take. Think about it. "Well, that's a damn shame," your instinct is to say. And you're inclined to give him the privacy he wants because what the hell, half the marriages in this country fall apart. Too bad his was one of them. Who am I to tell people how they should live their lives?

Who are you? Well, your name would be Karl Rove, for one. HE sure told gay people how to live THEIR lives. Hours after burying his gay father, Rove went out and put together the plan for the Republicans to oppose gay marriage as a campaign issue. Why is it wrong for him to get a dose of his own medicine now that he's out of power?

With thanks to the blogs Conservative Babylon and Politico, the website Democracy Now! and the book "The Architect: Karl Rove and the Master Plan for Absolute Power," written by James Moore and Wayne Slater.

S. Olson

The Latest on GOP Cocksucker #335

When he wasn't choking his mistress and getting charged with felony assault, Rod Jetton was doing some legislatin' when he was the Speaker of the Missouri House of Representatives. An example of that is when he sent a bill regulating strip clubs to an unfriendly committee, thereby killing it.

(Just another of Jetton's attempts to safeguard the moral fiber of the state of Missouri, like three years ago when he fought to ban what he called "deviant sexual intercourse". The "deviant sexual intercourse" was not beating the shit out of your partner--after all Jetton was doing THAT, so it COULDN'T be 'deviant.' No,"deviant sexual intercourse" was gay sex.)

But now the FBI is taking a look at Mr. Family Values' behavior regarding the strip club bill. The Kansas City Star reported that a few days before Jetton was to assign the bill to committee, a group of strip club owners gave $35,000 to the Committee for Honest Campaigns, an organization with ties to a top Jetton aide.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and the Kansas City Star

S. Olson

Another Hypocrite V. 12.0 - #335

#335 ROD JETTON
FORMER SPEAKER OF THE MISSOURI STATE HOUSE

If you ever doubted that the GOP Cocksuckers were first-class hypocrites (although it's hard to see why not) here's another one.

Jetton is married with three children and attends Methodist church regularly according to the Kansas City Star, one of those newspapers with a 'liberal bias' when what they are really doing is telling us what the GOP Cocksuckers are doing.

But neither his marriage nor his three kids stopped Jetton from beating the shit out of his mistress. Jetton claimed that she did not use the 'safe word' that they had agreed on. But since he was choking her to death, it's kind of hard to say ANYTHING.

Jetton is facing assault charges, so far.

S. Olson

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Child Pornographer V - #334

#334 GREG BOYD
PRESIDENT, JUNIOR ACHIEVMENT, OKLAHOMA; SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER, INDIAN SPRINGS BAPTIST CHURCH, TULSA

Halloween 2009 was really scary for #334. Never mind all the fake ghoulies running around. A teenaged house sitter found photos on Boyd’s digital camera of what appeared to be underaged males doing the nasty — in Boyd’s own bedroom.

A couple of days later, Boyd gets charged with CREATING child porn instead of just possessing it. But even though police investigating the matter think those may have been men over the age of 18 in Boyd's bedroom, Boyd still quit his job at JA and his church.

Plus, the teenager said Boyd offered him a couple of hundred bucks for sexual favors.

With thanks to the blog 'Conservative Babylon.'

S. Olson

Monday, February 1, 2010

Another Hypocrite V. 11.0 - #333

#333 JONATHAN MATHENY
MANAGER OF THE CVS PHARMACY IN GAINSVILLE, FLORIDA

Even when you get down to the small fry, the only conclusion you can reach is that they are still depraved.

Matheny managed the CVS Pharmacy in Gainsville, Fla. Matheny volunteered the use of his store for a petition aimed at a city ordinance that provided rights, including equal access to public accommodation, for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals. Matheny was incensed at the idea that men could use the public-accommodation portion of the law to enter women’s restrooms and film, rape or otherwise prey on the opposite sex.

The reason it enraged him is probably because he was busy doing it and didn't want the competition.

Matheny pled guilty Oct. 16, 2009, to filming women in his store’s bathroom via a hidden camera. Authorities estimate he was doing it at a rate of 50 every six months.

Do I have to mention this guy is a GOP cocksucker?

With thanks to ConservativeBabylon.com

S. Olson