Saturday, February 27, 2010

The Counting Of The GOP Cocksuckers Will Go On Hold As Tomorrow is the 17th Anniversary of the Waco Affair

Well, they would rather you forgot it, but they will bring it up as an example of 'government perfidy,' rather than some guys who fucked up but the fact of the matter is that the FBI and BATF at Waco were just cops doing their jobs. Simply put, here's what the conclusions were from Waco, 17 years ago:

1. The FBI did not start the fire that killed more than 80 of the Davidians holed up in their Mt. Carmel compound. They didn't contribute to it, either. Anyone who tells you otherwise simply doesn't know what they are talking about.

2. The FBI did not pin down the Davidians inside their burning compound so that the only chances they had were to burn or get shot. Anyone who tells you otherwise, simply does not know what they are talking about.

3. The FBI did not shoot ANY of the Davidians. There were NO bullet casings ANYWAY that matched the caliber of the weapons the FBI had and there were NO bullets retreived from the bodies of the dead Davidians that matched any weapon the FBI had.

4. The Davidians murdered their own kids and then committed suicide. Anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whenever the Goofy Bastards who defend the Davidians at Waco start in with their myths, ask them one simple question:

"How did any of this entitle them to shoot the cops when they came to arrest them?"

One of three things will happen:
a. They will start to play junior lawyer and claim there was something wrong with the warrant.
b. They will scream that the Davidians acted in self-defense
c. They will sputter, blink furiously and stand there open-mouthed.

S. Olson

26 comments:

  1. Hey you fucking coward. You ran with your tail tucked between your legs when I exposed you on Usenet back in Dec. You don't have the gonads to try and come back, you gutless coward. How did Tanya take the news of your other life on the Internet? She must be very proud.

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  2. Hi there, Festus. Gone for more than two weeks now, I see. Well, that's no surprise. I mean, I've dealt with pussies who've gotten beaten up by their wives before. And they all show the same penchant for running away.

    How's it feel to see the list of GOP Cocksuckers grow and not be able to do anything about it? It must just fill you with rage. Just remember, it's HELPLESS rage. :)

    Now you're going to see a list of the Waco Whacko's myths and exactly what happened on each day of the siege.

    Oh, and there will be NOTHING you can do about that, either. LOL!

    Got that?

    S. Olson

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  3. Your list is growing alright - unfortunately, NOBODY is reading it. If it weren't for me handing you your ass here once and a while, you might as well be talking to your fucking walls, you pea-brained moron. Now, one more time. Got the guts to return to Usenet and face the posters that are laughing at you after I exposed your identity - or do I email a little tidbit to Tanya telling her what a tough-guy her pussy husband really is? The choice is yours, asshole.

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  4. Repeat. NOTHING you can do about it. LOL

    Got that?

    S. Olson

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  5. Festus, you fucking pussy, I read this blog every day. The one who is not read is you when you post your inane and insane rants on Usenet. The left just laughs at you and the right just ignores you, hoping that you will go away because you embarrass them. Since you're a known wifebeater, you calling anybody a coward is like the moronic Sarah Palin calling somebody stupid. Festus, grow a pair and grow up. In the meantime, continue to come here to get your skinny ass kicked.

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  6. I also read this blog daily, Festus. You're too fucking stupid to be taken seriously. How's your TB coming along? How many kids have you infected today?

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  7. Festus, you piece of shit, why do you expect anybody to take you seriously. Let's examine your illustrious record, shall we?

    Profile of Self-proclaimed racist and wife beater Gerald C. Newton

    AKA "G-Dolf"
    AKA "Festus"
    AKA "KKKwifi"
    AKA "Queef"
    AKA "Queefer"

    One of the raging kooks of alt.culture.alaska and alt.impeach.bush.

    Notorious racist, wife-beater, wingnut, and litigious chest-pounder.

    Notorious bigot who has posted numerous racist statements on Usenet.

    Failed electrician.

    Fired from numerous electrical contracting jobs because he's
    so obnoxious and irritable. Fired from state employment as
    an electrical inspector because he couldn't understand how
    do deal with the public in a polite and courteous manner.

    Small claims action filed against him, 1988.

    Assault charges filed against him, 1993.
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    Profile of Self-proclaimed racist and wife beater Gerald C. Newton

    AKA "G-Dolf"
    AKA "Festus"
    AKA "KKKwifi"
    AKA "Queef"
    AKA "Queefer"

    One of the raging kooks of alt.culture.alaska and alt.impeach.bush.

    Notorious racist, wife-beater, wingnut, and litigious chest-pounder.

    Notorious bigot who has posted numerous racist statements on Usenet.

    Failed electrician.

    Fired from numerous electrical contracting jobs because he's
    so obnoxious and irritable. Fired from state employment as
    an electrical inspector because he couldn't understand how
    do deal with the public in a polite and courteous manner.

    Small claims action filed against him, 1988.

    Assault charges filed against him, 1993.

    Domestic violence civil charge filed against him by family
    member, 1999, 2000, 2002).

    Pled "no contest" to 4th degree assault, 2001.

    Divorced, 1991.

    Failed at living in Kaktovik.

    List of Awards

    Kook of the Month, (08/05)
    Clueless Newbie of the Month, (04/07)
    Coward of the Month, (08/05)
    Coward of the Month, (03/07)
    Coward of the Month, (04/07)
    Coward of the Month, (01/08)
    Looney Maroon Award, (04/07)
    Looney Maroon Award, (02/08)
    Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, (03/05)
    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, (04/07)
    Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, (09/05)
    George Pickett Memorial Trophy, (02/08)
    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, (02/07)
    Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
    Busted Urinal Award
    Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
    Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
    Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
    (trained by Sean Monaghan)
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
    (trained by Kevin A. Cannon)
    Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award

    List of Offices

    Office of Darth Bawl, (02/08-04/08)

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  8. Wow, Festus, look at all the Kookfart awards you've won. LOL. And you're getting the taste slapped out of your mouth too. Man, are you sure your wife doesn't read this blog? And have her fists healed up yet from beating the shit out of you?

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  9. Steve, I've been unable to send you email for two days. It comes back to me with and "Access Denied" message.

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  10. Thanks for the note, Lamont. I'm working on it now.

    S. Olson

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  11. Since you and "Lamont" are one and the same, it shouldn't be hard to fix, you complete asshole.

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  12. Hi there, Festus. Hasn't your TB had your worthless carcass gasping for every breath yet? Boy are YOU ever going to have a lonely funeral.

    S. Olson

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  13. Hey, Queefer? Can you prove that Lamont and Steve Olson are the same person? Of course, you can't, you fucking whacko. Your list of awards should give you a clue as to what normal people think of you (it's no fucking wonder that your wife left you -- twice):

    Kook of the Month, (08/05)
    Clueless Newbie of the Month, (04/07)
    Coward of the Month, (08/05)
    Coward of the Month, (03/07)
    Coward of the Month, (04/07)
    Coward of the Month, (01/08)
    Looney Maroon Award, (04/07)
    Looney Maroon Award, (02/08)
    Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, (03/05)
    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, (04/07)
    Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, (09/05)
    George Pickett Memorial Trophy, (02/08)
    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, (02/07)
    Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
    Busted Urinal Award
    Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
    Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
    Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
    (trained by Sean Monaghan)
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
    (trained by Kevin A. Cannon)
    Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award

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  14. Personally, Lamont, my fave is the 'Pathetic Anal Pineapple' award he got five years ago but LOOK at all the 'Coward of the Month' awards he's gotten. Wow. Does that say 'pussy' or what?

    2005
    He stars off the year with:

    Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, (03/05)

    Then he's really quiet for about five months and but in a flurry of activity. First he gets:

    Kook of the Month, (08/05)

    Then he gets his first:

    Coward of the Month, (08/05)

    Then comes:

    Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, (09/05)

    Then 2006 rolls around and Festus gets really, really quiet, waiting for the welts on his ass to heal but they must have the next year because he gets:

    2007
    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, (02/07)

    Then his second:

    Coward of the Month, (03/07)

    But it was APRIL of that year that lived up to it's reputation as 'the cruelest month' because Festus's pussy must've really hurt. In that month alone he got his THIRD:

    Coward of the Month, (04/07)

    and then followed it up with:

    Clueless Newbie of the Month, (04/07)

    and:

    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, (04/07)

    plus his FIRST:

    Looney Maroon Award, (04/07)


    Festus was pretty quiet the rest of the year but when 2008 rolled around, Festus rang in the new year with his final:

    2008
    Coward of the Month, (01/08)

    The next month he got his last:

    Looney Maroon Award, (02/08)

    And he got:

    George Pickett Memorial Trophy, (02/08) [That's awarded in memory of the dumbshit confederate general so anxious for glory that he got his division slaughtered at Gettysburg in a hopeless charge.

    [Seriously. A mile and a half of walking across an open field as Union gunners raked them with gunfire and gleefully chanted the name of a previous battle where the tables had been turned.]

    Then Festus was humiliated into silence. But you aren't sure becayse you don't know when he got the following:

    1.Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
    2.Busted Urinal Award
    3.Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
    4.Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
    5.Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
    6.Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
    (trained by Sean Monaghan)
    7.Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
    (trained by Kevin A. Cannon)
    8.Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award

    We don't know WHEN he got these eight additional awards but you just know the one Monaghan gave him still chaps his ass all these years later.

    S. Olson

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  15. Note that Fesus received a second, Looney Maroon Award in February of 2008. This prestigious award is given based on the amount of childish,
    nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a
    particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for
    that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney behaviour
    by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or robotic. Nominees
    from Usenet and beyond are eligible.

    To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the
    following criteria:

    * Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
    * Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical
    * Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'
    * Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against a wall
    * Be profoundly ignorant
    * Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened
    * Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy
    * Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'

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  16. Been doing a little "editing", huh Steve? Seems all of my posts mentioning Tanya have been deleted. I take it she got my email.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  17. Hi there, Festus. Wow, you didn't even wait a week before posting this. Did you have some experimental surgery and they put in a backbone for you, by any chance? Maybe when it kicks in fully, you'll be able to put down your name.

    S. Olson.

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  18. Queefer, you dumbfuck, nobody can delete your posts. You're just too fucking stupid to find them. It's no damn wonder you have won *TWO* Looney Maroon Awards.

    You appear to think that the world's against you and that's the only thing that you have ever been right about. Do the world a favor: die.

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  19. Hey Festus, Lamont and I are having a small disagreement that you can probalby settle:

    1. I say you're dumber than a sack of hammers
    2. Lamont says no, you're stupider than a bag of hair.

    Which is it?


    S. Olson

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  20. I say you two dumb fucks are one-and-the-same. I also say your wife and I have been chit-chatting regarding your Internet life. Very interesting.

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  21. Still having trouble answering questions? Which is it, Festus? Dumber than a sack of hammers or stupider than a bag of hair?

    How's that TB of yours going? You know what I was thinking last week? That YOU'LL be worm food long before Lamont and I will. And there is NOTHING you can do about it.

    S. Olson

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  22. I say that you're too fucking stupid to find me, Gerald, so you've settled on an easy answer that Steve and I are the same person. We aren't, dumbfuck. Also, you've never communicated with Steve's wife in any fashion whatsover. You're simply a GOP cocksucking liar as well as a wife-beating pussy. If we ever met, I'd drop you like the sack of shit that you are in about 2 seconds.

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  23. You don't even have the fucking brains to use a different vernacular when you pose as "Lamont", you dumb fuck. At least TRY to sound like a different person, asshole.

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  24. Anyone with half a brain can see that Steve and I use completely different writing styles, KKKwifi. Of course, "half a brain" excludes you. I wish that I could write like Steve, but I can't. Only a GOP cocksucking imbecile like you would conclude that we are the same person.

    Queefer, how about a meeting? I can be in North Pole by Sunday. I can assure you that I will be a bit more formidable than Alberta was (although I understand that she gave you a pretty good go until tiring and allowing you to beat the shit out of her). Again, I'll drop you like the sack of cocksucker shit that you are in a heartbeat. Let me know where to meet you. Of course, I could just show up on Beulah Court in front of your single-wide if you like. Let me know, you fucking little limp-dicked pussy.

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  25. By the way, Queefer, I'm not holding my breath. You will be the cowardly wife-beating little pussy that you've always been. Why don't you do yourself and the world a favor and vanish permanently, you pathetic little girl?

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  26. Festus, you couldn't tell the difference in writing styles if you had to judge the writing of two people and you were told which was which. In fact you do it here.

    By the way, when are you going to get the stones to actually post under your own name instead of 'anonymous?'

    S. Olson

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