#212 TED KLAUDT
SOUTH DAKOTA STATE REPRESENTATIVE
#213 JOSEPH MONTELEONE, JR.
CITY COUNCILMAN OF ELYRIA (OHIO)
#214 LARRY CORRIGAN
DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS AND BUDGET FOR KING'S COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE (WASHINGTON)
#215 RANDALL CASSEDAY
HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR FOR THE CONSERVATIVE WASHINGTON TIMES
#216 ARMANDO TEBANO
SCHENECTADY COUNTY REPUBLICAN ELECTION COMMISSIONER
#217 PATRICK LEE MACGUIRE
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE COASTAL FLORIDA POLICE BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION
#218 LARRY DALE FLOYD
FORMER DENTON COUNTY CONSTABLE (TEXAS)
There would be nine in this batch but GOP Cocksuckers #72 SCOTT CORTELYOU and #73 JON MATTHEWS have already been listed.
#212 - Found guilty of four counts of second degree rape of 17 and 18 year old girls. Also pled guilty to witness tampering. All in all he got 54 years in the Slammer.
#213 - Guilty of fondling three underage girls ages 13 to 17 and propositioned a 15 year old girls. Sentenced to jail until 2010 and has to pay $6500 in fines.
#214 - Pled guilty to trying to solicit sex from what he thought were a 13 and 14 year old on the Internet.
#215 - Thought he was going to meet a 13-year-old girl for sex and was carrying some child porn with him but found police instead. Got 90 months in jail.
#216 - Pled guilty to a non-crime of second degree harassment for which he was fined $295, sentenced to 250 hours of community service and ordered to stay away from the 14-year-old girl in question.
#217 - Arrested for molesting two girls in 2007, one eight and the other 12.
#218 - Pled guilty to trying to arrange a sexual liason with an eight year old girl via her mother. He was sentenced to six years to life.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Pedophiles VIII-XIX- #202-#211
#202 - SCOTT MUSCHANY
MISSOURI STATE REPRESENTATIVE
#203 - WILTON FREDERICK BLAND
GOP CANDIDATE FOR MINERAL COUNTY COMMISSION (W.VA.)
#204 - DONALD FLEISCHMAN
CHAIRMAN OF GOP, BROWN COUNTY (WISCONSIN)
#205 - AL ZIMMERMAN
SPOKESMAN FOR DEPARTMENT OF CHILDREN AND FAMILIES (FLORIDA)
#206 - ALLEN D. KAUFMANN
MAYOR OF COLLINS, MO AND PASTOR OF THE TEMPLE LOT CHURCH IN COLLINS
#207 - JEFFREY NIELSEN
WELL-CONNECTED GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST IN CALIFORNIA AND ADVISER TO GOP COCKSUCKER # 113 (MICHAEL S. CARONA)
#208 - JOHN DAVID R. ATCHISON
U.S. ATTORNEY (FLORIDA)
#209 - JOHN BRYAN
CITY COUNCILMAN, ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA
#210 - PHILIP GIORDANO
MAYOR OF WATERBURY, CONNECTICUT
#211 - JOHN R. CURTIN
STATE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEEMAN FOR MONROE COUNTY (PENNSYLVANIA)
Here's the first batch of pedophiles from Republicanoffenders.com which keeps track of these bozos. There would have been ten but I have already listed GOP Cocksucker # 174 (GEORGE CHRIS ORLOFF). Just remember these guys when a GOP Cocksucker tries to tell you that democrats have no morals. And there are *four more* sets to come.
#202 - Indicted August 6, 2008 for allegedly getting a 14-year-old drunk and then fucking her (Listing the sex of their victims is important with dealing with these guys.) Facing seven years in the Slammer and a $5,000 fine.
#203 - Pled guilty to one count of first degree sexual assault of an 11-year-old in one county and two counts of two counts of displaying obscene matter to a minor with intent to seduce said minor in another county. He got 80 years in the Slammer.
He was charged with 136 counts of sexually-based crimes.
#204 - Indicted in March 2008 and charged with two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child. The child in question is a 16-year-old boy.
#205 - On February 12, charged with eight counts of offering two teenage boys money to take pictures of themselves while masturbating.
#206 - Arrested in an internet sting January 13, 2008, after trying to entice “Cindy” a 13 year old, for sex and nude picture taking. Police have photo’s of Kauffman from his webcam.
#207 - Pleaded guilty December 7, 2007, to committing lewd acts on a 12-year-old Virginia boy and 14-year-old Orange County boy and received a three-year prison sentence. Nielsen’s computer contained thousands of man-boy and boy-boy images.
#208 - Did the right thing and hung himself after being arrested for trying to screw a mythical five-year-old girl online.
#209 - Also did the right thing and shut himself in his garage with the motor of his car running after accused of molesting two of his adopted daughters, ages 12 and 15.
#210 - Sent to the slammer for 37 years after being convicted of paying a hooker to have her bring him her 8 year old daughter and 10 year old niece for sex.
#211 - Found guilty of renting a room where an underage drinking party took place and sexually molesting a drunk 17-year-old boy outside the hotel.
S. Olson
MISSOURI STATE REPRESENTATIVE
#203 - WILTON FREDERICK BLAND
GOP CANDIDATE FOR MINERAL COUNTY COMMISSION (W.VA.)
#204 - DONALD FLEISCHMAN
CHAIRMAN OF GOP, BROWN COUNTY (WISCONSIN)
#205 - AL ZIMMERMAN
SPOKESMAN FOR DEPARTMENT OF CHILDREN AND FAMILIES (FLORIDA)
#206 - ALLEN D. KAUFMANN
MAYOR OF COLLINS, MO AND PASTOR OF THE TEMPLE LOT CHURCH IN COLLINS
#207 - JEFFREY NIELSEN
WELL-CONNECTED GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST IN CALIFORNIA AND ADVISER TO GOP COCKSUCKER # 113 (MICHAEL S. CARONA)
#208 - JOHN DAVID R. ATCHISON
U.S. ATTORNEY (FLORIDA)
#209 - JOHN BRYAN
CITY COUNCILMAN, ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA
#210 - PHILIP GIORDANO
MAYOR OF WATERBURY, CONNECTICUT
#211 - JOHN R. CURTIN
STATE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEEMAN FOR MONROE COUNTY (PENNSYLVANIA)
Here's the first batch of pedophiles from Republicanoffenders.com which keeps track of these bozos. There would have been ten but I have already listed GOP Cocksucker # 174 (GEORGE CHRIS ORLOFF). Just remember these guys when a GOP Cocksucker tries to tell you that democrats have no morals. And there are *four more* sets to come.
#202 - Indicted August 6, 2008 for allegedly getting a 14-year-old drunk and then fucking her (Listing the sex of their victims is important with dealing with these guys.) Facing seven years in the Slammer and a $5,000 fine.
#203 - Pled guilty to one count of first degree sexual assault of an 11-year-old in one county and two counts of two counts of displaying obscene matter to a minor with intent to seduce said minor in another county. He got 80 years in the Slammer.
He was charged with 136 counts of sexually-based crimes.
#204 - Indicted in March 2008 and charged with two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child. The child in question is a 16-year-old boy.
#205 - On February 12, charged with eight counts of offering two teenage boys money to take pictures of themselves while masturbating.
#206 - Arrested in an internet sting January 13, 2008, after trying to entice “Cindy” a 13 year old, for sex and nude picture taking. Police have photo’s of Kauffman from his webcam.
#207 - Pleaded guilty December 7, 2007, to committing lewd acts on a 12-year-old Virginia boy and 14-year-old Orange County boy and received a three-year prison sentence. Nielsen’s computer contained thousands of man-boy and boy-boy images.
#208 - Did the right thing and hung himself after being arrested for trying to screw a mythical five-year-old girl online.
#209 - Also did the right thing and shut himself in his garage with the motor of his car running after accused of molesting two of his adopted daughters, ages 12 and 15.
#210 - Sent to the slammer for 37 years after being convicted of paying a hooker to have her bring him her 8 year old daughter and 10 year old niece for sex.
#211 - Found guilty of renting a room where an underage drinking party took place and sexually molesting a drunk 17-year-old boy outside the hotel.
S. Olson
Friday, November 13, 2009
"I Missed."- #201
#201 DR. W. DAVID HAGER
FDA ADVISORY COMMITTEE TO WOMEN'S HEALTH
[From the fine website, Republicanoffenders.com]
"Apparently, how women have sex is a huge concern for Dr. W. David Hager. In 2003, as a Bush appointee to the FDA’s advisory committee to women’s health, Hager did his best to stop over-the-counter sales of the day-after pill. Something like that was against his religion. But exploiting women publically was nothing compared to what he was doing behind closed doors.
"In 2005 an article in The Nation brought a first hand account of Hager-sex, by his wife, the victim. She claimed he had anally raped her for 8 years, often leaving money in payment for her prostitution services after he was finished. She would receive more for oral sex. The story only gets weirder after that. When he was asked about the anal sex he said, “I missed.”
Dr. Hager is a gynecologist.
S. Olson
FDA ADVISORY COMMITTEE TO WOMEN'S HEALTH
[From the fine website, Republicanoffenders.com]
"Apparently, how women have sex is a huge concern for Dr. W. David Hager. In 2003, as a Bush appointee to the FDA’s advisory committee to women’s health, Hager did his best to stop over-the-counter sales of the day-after pill. Something like that was against his religion. But exploiting women publically was nothing compared to what he was doing behind closed doors.
"In 2005 an article in The Nation brought a first hand account of Hager-sex, by his wife, the victim. She claimed he had anally raped her for 8 years, often leaving money in payment for her prostitution services after he was finished. She would receive more for oral sex. The story only gets weirder after that. When he was asked about the anal sex he said, “I missed.”
Dr. Hager is a gynecologist.
S. Olson
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Remembered Forever As The Guy Who Shot His Friend in the Face - #200
#200 DICK 'SHOOTER' CHENEY
EX-VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
You'd think the GOP Cocksuckers had a sense of shame but they really don't. Conscience either. I mean, there were no WMD's in Iraq, Saddam didn't give bin Laden the time of day and never used Iraq as a terrorists' training ground. All that was proved to be bushwah years ago. All that means we spent over half a trillion bucks to kill ONE guy and we got over 4,200 of our own kids killed in the process. What does Shooter say? "So?"
Like all GOP Cocksuckers, he just can't admit he fucked up. I think they believe it to be a sign of weakness to say, "I messed up. Sorry."
Of course Shooter's nom de plume comes from blasting one of his friends in the face during a 'hunting' trip in Texas on a private hunting preserve in which you practically have to kick the quail you're shooting out of the bushes.
During this trip, which, according to Shooter "one or two beers may have been involved," Houston attorney Harry Whittington accidentally wandered into Shooter's field of fire and got 'peppered' by birdshot. That really doesn't sound all that bad until you recall that Whittington had a heart attack because of the whole affair. Literally.
What happens next? WHITTINGTON apologizes for all the trouble this caused the CHENEY family. This goes to show you that even though the Vice-presidency is an office that according to FDR-era Veep James Garner, "is not worth a pitcher of warm spit," there is still enough power there to shoot some guy in the face and then have THAT dude apologize to YOU.
S. Olson
EX-VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
You'd think the GOP Cocksuckers had a sense of shame but they really don't. Conscience either. I mean, there were no WMD's in Iraq, Saddam didn't give bin Laden the time of day and never used Iraq as a terrorists' training ground. All that was proved to be bushwah years ago. All that means we spent over half a trillion bucks to kill ONE guy and we got over 4,200 of our own kids killed in the process. What does Shooter say? "So?"
Like all GOP Cocksuckers, he just can't admit he fucked up. I think they believe it to be a sign of weakness to say, "I messed up. Sorry."
Of course Shooter's nom de plume comes from blasting one of his friends in the face during a 'hunting' trip in Texas on a private hunting preserve in which you practically have to kick the quail you're shooting out of the bushes.
During this trip, which, according to Shooter "one or two beers may have been involved," Houston attorney Harry Whittington accidentally wandered into Shooter's field of fire and got 'peppered' by birdshot. That really doesn't sound all that bad until you recall that Whittington had a heart attack because of the whole affair. Literally.
What happens next? WHITTINGTON apologizes for all the trouble this caused the CHENEY family. This goes to show you that even though the Vice-presidency is an office that according to FDR-era Veep James Garner, "is not worth a pitcher of warm spit," there is still enough power there to shoot some guy in the face and then have THAT dude apologize to YOU.
S. Olson
Mr. 'Completely Heterosexual' - #199
#199 REV. TED HAGGARD
FOUNDER: ASSOCIATION OF LIFE-GIVING CHURCHES AND LEADER OF THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF EVANGELICALS
Why, it's Mr. 'Completely Heterosexual ' himself! I may have held up GOP Cocksucker #71 (JIM BAKKER) as the perfect example of Sky Pilot Hypocrisy but Rev. Ted is a close second.
You've heard how homosexuality is bad, bad, bad as far as the GOP Cocksucker Sky Pilots are concerned. I mean for them it's the mark of Satan himself...unless you're one of them...which brings us to Rev. Ted Haggard, GOP Cocksucker #199.
Rev. Ted got his ass caught in a big fat wringer when the male masseuse he was having sex with--right after he purchased methamphetamines from him--squealed.
That wasn't the funny part. What WAS the funny part came after Rev. Ted was nailed, he had to "attend three weeks of intensive anti-homosexual counseling, overseen by four other ministers."
After three weeks, one of the ministers, with the perfect name of 'Tim Ralph' (LOL with a name like that you just know that guy is a raving bender) pronounced Rev. Ted "completely heterosexual."
Yeah. Right.
COMPLETELY.
He's fucking all kinds of women who aren't his wife. But at least they are WOMEN. Heterosexual WOMEN.
S. Olson
FOUNDER: ASSOCIATION OF LIFE-GIVING CHURCHES AND LEADER OF THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF EVANGELICALS
Why, it's Mr. 'Completely Heterosexual ' himself! I may have held up GOP Cocksucker #71 (JIM BAKKER) as the perfect example of Sky Pilot Hypocrisy but Rev. Ted is a close second.
You've heard how homosexuality is bad, bad, bad as far as the GOP Cocksucker Sky Pilots are concerned. I mean for them it's the mark of Satan himself...unless you're one of them...which brings us to Rev. Ted Haggard, GOP Cocksucker #199.
Rev. Ted got his ass caught in a big fat wringer when the male masseuse he was having sex with--right after he purchased methamphetamines from him--squealed.
That wasn't the funny part. What WAS the funny part came after Rev. Ted was nailed, he had to "attend three weeks of intensive anti-homosexual counseling, overseen by four other ministers."
After three weeks, one of the ministers, with the perfect name of 'Tim Ralph' (LOL with a name like that you just know that guy is a raving bender) pronounced Rev. Ted "completely heterosexual."
Yeah. Right.
COMPLETELY.
He's fucking all kinds of women who aren't his wife. But at least they are WOMEN. Heterosexual WOMEN.
S. Olson
The Homosexual Sky Pilot - #198
#198 PAUL CROUCH
TELEVANGELIST AND CO-FOUNDER OF THE TRINITY BROADCASTING SYSTEM
I gotta admit, it's really fun catching the Sky Pilots doing the shit they accuse us of doing, mainly because you just know they are a bunch of sanctimonious assholes and a new one is practically guaranteed to pop up. And they sure don't disappoint.
This guy is not very well known but he's a perfect example of how these fuckers operate.
Crouch started Trinity Broadcasting with GOP Cocksucker #71, Jim Bakker, in 1973. They had a falling out and Crouch assumed control over the entire network. How big was it? Well, the network has 47 satellite stations and 12,500 affiliates, reaching nearly 100,000,000 households globally. That's right, the members of almost 100 million households actually listen to this guy, or more to the point, one of his two sons.
The big problems for Crouch started five years ago, when he ran afoul of former employee Enoch Ford, who had some personal problems of his own. Crouch agreed to pay him $425,000 to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit. The church did this--it said-- to avoid a messy trial, because Crouch had allegedly fucked Ford at the cabin the network owned at Lake Arrowhead in California in 1996 under the threat he'd fire him if he refused.
The response of TBN? That Ford is a liar and an extortionist, which sounds really firm except when you recall that matter of paying a "liar" and "extortionist" nearly half a million bucks. Six months later, Ford appeared on ION Television's program 'Lie Detector,' which suggested he was telling the truth.
S. Olson
TELEVANGELIST AND CO-FOUNDER OF THE TRINITY BROADCASTING SYSTEM
I gotta admit, it's really fun catching the Sky Pilots doing the shit they accuse us of doing, mainly because you just know they are a bunch of sanctimonious assholes and a new one is practically guaranteed to pop up. And they sure don't disappoint.
This guy is not very well known but he's a perfect example of how these fuckers operate.
Crouch started Trinity Broadcasting with GOP Cocksucker #71, Jim Bakker, in 1973. They had a falling out and Crouch assumed control over the entire network. How big was it? Well, the network has 47 satellite stations and 12,500 affiliates, reaching nearly 100,000,000 households globally. That's right, the members of almost 100 million households actually listen to this guy, or more to the point, one of his two sons.
The big problems for Crouch started five years ago, when he ran afoul of former employee Enoch Ford, who had some personal problems of his own. Crouch agreed to pay him $425,000 to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit. The church did this--it said-- to avoid a messy trial, because Crouch had allegedly fucked Ford at the cabin the network owned at Lake Arrowhead in California in 1996 under the threat he'd fire him if he refused.
The response of TBN? That Ford is a liar and an extortionist, which sounds really firm except when you recall that matter of paying a "liar" and "extortionist" nearly half a million bucks. Six months later, Ford appeared on ION Television's program 'Lie Detector,' which suggested he was telling the truth.
S. Olson
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
The Rubber Freak - #197
#197 GARY ALDRIDGE
EX-PASTOR IF THE THORINGTON ROAD BAPTIST CHURCH (ALABAMA)
I would call this tragic, which it is, but it's also oddly funny when you realize
that this guy is not just a GOP Cocksucker, he's one of those Sky Pilots like GOP Cocksucker #71, JIM BAKKER; always telling us how we should live our lives morally. Then you get a look at the autopsy report and realize, 'hey, these hypocrites deserve to be fucked, broken and driven across the land.'
Know how GOP Cocksuckers are always bellowing about how we democrats lack morality while they are godforsaken beacons of righteousness? They do it constantly. Well, whenever they get their fake dander up, just keep rednecks like ol' Gary in mind and hit right back.
When the wife and kids went out of town, GOP Cocksucker #197 didn't go to a hooker, like Jimmy Swaggart, (no number yet) or a drug-dealing male hooker, like GOP Cocksucker # 199, (TED HAGGARD) or try and seduce his secretary, like Bakker. No, #197 thought he'd explore the world of autoerotic asphyxiation. He accidentally hung himself.
This is really sad but then it became weird because of the strange reaction of the church. They said nothing about it at Sunday mass or on the church's computerized bulletin board. When it finally got around to HAVING a reaction that its beloved pastor had died, it was: "Guy just died, okay? End of story."
Then the autopsy report came out and the reason for the church being so reticent becomes clear. Not only was Aldredge trying out autoerotic aphyixiation, which is embarrassing enough, but he was a rubber freak, too. Aldridge, said the website republicanoffenders.com, "was wearing *two* complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves, slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask. " But that doesn't mean he didn't practice SAFE strangulation. Aldridge had put a condom on the dildo up his ass.
S. Olson
EX-PASTOR IF THE THORINGTON ROAD BAPTIST CHURCH (ALABAMA)
I would call this tragic, which it is, but it's also oddly funny when you realize
that this guy is not just a GOP Cocksucker, he's one of those Sky Pilots like GOP Cocksucker #71, JIM BAKKER; always telling us how we should live our lives morally. Then you get a look at the autopsy report and realize, 'hey, these hypocrites deserve to be fucked, broken and driven across the land.'
Know how GOP Cocksuckers are always bellowing about how we democrats lack morality while they are godforsaken beacons of righteousness? They do it constantly. Well, whenever they get their fake dander up, just keep rednecks like ol' Gary in mind and hit right back.
When the wife and kids went out of town, GOP Cocksucker #197 didn't go to a hooker, like Jimmy Swaggart, (no number yet) or a drug-dealing male hooker, like GOP Cocksucker # 199, (TED HAGGARD) or try and seduce his secretary, like Bakker. No, #197 thought he'd explore the world of autoerotic asphyxiation. He accidentally hung himself.
This is really sad but then it became weird because of the strange reaction of the church. They said nothing about it at Sunday mass or on the church's computerized bulletin board. When it finally got around to HAVING a reaction that its beloved pastor had died, it was: "Guy just died, okay? End of story."
Then the autopsy report came out and the reason for the church being so reticent becomes clear. Not only was Aldredge trying out autoerotic aphyixiation, which is embarrassing enough, but he was a rubber freak, too. Aldridge, said the website republicanoffenders.com, "was wearing *two* complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves, slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask. " But that doesn't mean he didn't practice SAFE strangulation. Aldridge had put a condom on the dildo up his ass.
S. Olson
The Funny Ones - #189-#196
#189 BOB ALLEN
STATE REPRESENTATIVE (FLORIDA) AND FLORIDA CO-CHAIRMAN OF MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT
#190 SEN. LARRY CRAIG
US SENATOR FROM IDAHO AND SCREAMING GAY HATER
#191 DONALD THOMPSON
REPUBLICAN JUDGE FROM OKLAHOMA
#192 STEPHEN LINNEN
FORMER LAWYER TO THE OHIO HOUSE CAUCUS OF THE GOP COCKSUCKERS
#193 BRIAN BLUNDELL
FORMER MEMBER OF THE HAWAIIAN HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
#194 TOM SHORTRIDGE
FORMER MAYOR OF SOUTH BAY, CA
#195 MATTHEW GLAVIN
PRESIDENT AND CEO OF THE SOUTHEASTERN LEGAL FOUNDATION (GEORGIA)
#196 NEAL HORSLEY
CREATOR OF THE ANTI-ABORTION WEBSITE 'THE NUREMBERG FILES'
Now we are to the 'Lewd Conduct' section of the Republicanoffenders website. This is where the looney tunes absolutely shine but #191 and #196 really stand out from the others. If you read the particulars of these guys, you can't help but fucking laugh. You think #182 AKA Glenn Murphy, Jr., the Midnight Boner Bandit, is funny, you should get a load of #191, who is my absolute fave as far as being a sterling example of a hypocritical GOP Cocksucker.
But in my praise for #191, I shouldn't forget the others; others like #189, Bob Allen. This fucking guy was so desperate for a mouthful of cock that he offered a guy in a public restroom $20 if he'd let him blow him. Trouble for Allen, who was a big anti-gay legislator in Florida, the guy he solicited was an undercover cop.
Allen got six months of probation, a $250 fine, $245 in restitution to the city of Titusville's police department and court costs.
About six months before Allen was nailed, the most famous case of GOP Cocksucker hypocrisy was taking place in a Minneapolis public restroom at the airport. That's where #190, Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, pled guilty to solicitation of homosexual acts. Rumors that Craig is as queer as a Maypole Dancer had been circulating for years but the Minneapolis Affair forever renamed him as Senator Wide Stance (you can read the story here http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/27/craig.arrest/index.html)
Making matters worse, Craig cut a deal with the GOP cocksuckers in which he would resign, then welched. To say that we on the left were gleeful at Craig's comeuppance is understating the case because Craig's behavior sure seemed hypocritical. Take a look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vs5570pKw
Christ, he did everything but burst into flames. It looked like Charles Nelson Reilly on 'Match Game.' Now we're waiting for his term to expire so he will have to go home to Idaho and deal with the rednecks that are purple with rage because he conned them into voting for his faggot ass. Personally, I think it should be filmed and made into a loop.
Even McCain called him 'disgraceful.'
Well, now we are at #191. When I think of GOP Cocksuckers, I actually think of THIS fucking guy; Donald Thompson. Thompson wore a penis pump while he was at work and used it too. He claimed he was given the pump as a gag gift and never used it, but when investigators sprayed the inside of his clothes with Luminol looking for traces of semen, the inside of his clothes lit up like a hotel sign on the Las Vegas Strip.
Here's the upshot. Ready?
Thompson was a judge in Oklahoma.
Yeah, the 'clothes' in question were his robes. Here he is on the bench, taking testimony for someone expecting justice and all the while he's really jacking his meat with the help of the latest in Thai workmanship.
It's really hard to top Thompson but #192, Stephen Linnen, sure gave it his best shot.
Linnen was known as 'the Naked Photographer.' Some of the wags at the local paper privately called him 'Peter Pentax' after a brand of camera. (God, I hate explaining jokes) Linnen would leap out naked at women wearing sunglasses and a ski mask and then take pictures of their shocked faces. He did this shit to 40 women over two years. Then 2004 came along and he accosted the wrong woman, who promptly attacked him. No word if she was a tae-kwon-do instructor.
Now it was Linnen's turn to be startled, then arrested. He ended up getting 18 months but because he drew one of those 'bleeding heart liberal judges', he wasn't put on the state's sex offender list for the rest of his fucking life. Gosh, they sure come in handy sometimes, don't they?
What is it with the GOP cocksuckers and toilets? #190 and #189 made headlines but three years earlier, we had #193, Brian Blundell, a former state representative in Hawaii.
Blundell pled no-contest to groping an undercover police officer outside a public toilet at Kapolani Park in Honolulu. He pled guilty and then tried to get the charges deferred so that it would not appear on his record.
Tom Shortridge, #194, is 'almost' normal by comparison to the rest of these fuckin' guys. Here's what the former mayor of South Bay CA, confessed to doing: taking semi-nude pictures of young girls he knew were underage--16 and 15 to be exact. A friend of one of the girls narked on him and Redondo Beach police snapped into action.
Shortridge made a plea bargain in which he is not allowed to be around girls under age 18 without the presence of another adult and was sentenced to 180 days in jail, which he would be required to serve if he breaks the rules of his probation. He has to perform 200 hours of community service, undergo psychiatric counseling and apologize to the girls and their parents.
#195 is choice only to political junkies with memories. You probably don't know who the fuck Matthew Glavin is. Hell, you probably don't even know what the Southeastern Legal Foundation is, which Glavin was president of, and I wouldn't blame you.
But Glavin crowed a lot about getting ex-President Bill Clinton suspended from the practice of law in Arkansas for The Blowjob. He critiqued Clinton's testimony in the Paula Jones harassment case. He defended former FBI agent Gary Aldrich when he faced legal challenges over his now dicredited book.
And Glavin had a big anti-gay agenda. He defended the Boy Scouts when its anti-gay posture was coming under attack and he croaked an initiative at Atlanta City Hall when the idea of providing insurance and other benefits to same-sex partners was floated.
But he had to resign from the SLF when he was charged three times with public indecency. I don't know what the eventual outcome was but things became precious. I mean, look at the scoreboard:
Bill Clinton - multimillionaire; husband of the Secretary of State; regarded as one of the best presidents of the 20th Century.
Matthew Glavin - criminal; resigned in disgrace.
Finally, #196 is Neal Horsley. It was Horsley who created the anti-abortion website, 'The Nuremberg Files.' Horsley said it was an effort to collect data on abortionists when it came time to try them for their 'crimes.'
But doctors recognized that as a shuck. The Nuremberg Files had a lot of inflammatory rhetoric on it, asked for information about the doctor's addresses, cars and families, suggested stalking their families and instead of removing doctors from the website, drew a red line through their names when they were murdered.
Horsley got nailed for possession of hashish with intent to sell some years back. He's also called for the arrest of all homosexuals and, in an unbelievable coup on the Alan Colmes radio show, admitted to having had sex with mules. So, homesexuals are bad but people who fuck animals are just misunderstood, I guess.
S. Olson
STATE REPRESENTATIVE (FLORIDA) AND FLORIDA CO-CHAIRMAN OF MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT
#190 SEN. LARRY CRAIG
US SENATOR FROM IDAHO AND SCREAMING GAY HATER
#191 DONALD THOMPSON
REPUBLICAN JUDGE FROM OKLAHOMA
#192 STEPHEN LINNEN
FORMER LAWYER TO THE OHIO HOUSE CAUCUS OF THE GOP COCKSUCKERS
#193 BRIAN BLUNDELL
FORMER MEMBER OF THE HAWAIIAN HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
#194 TOM SHORTRIDGE
FORMER MAYOR OF SOUTH BAY, CA
#195 MATTHEW GLAVIN
PRESIDENT AND CEO OF THE SOUTHEASTERN LEGAL FOUNDATION (GEORGIA)
#196 NEAL HORSLEY
CREATOR OF THE ANTI-ABORTION WEBSITE 'THE NUREMBERG FILES'
Now we are to the 'Lewd Conduct' section of the Republicanoffenders website. This is where the looney tunes absolutely shine but #191 and #196 really stand out from the others. If you read the particulars of these guys, you can't help but fucking laugh. You think #182 AKA Glenn Murphy, Jr., the Midnight Boner Bandit, is funny, you should get a load of #191, who is my absolute fave as far as being a sterling example of a hypocritical GOP Cocksucker.
But in my praise for #191, I shouldn't forget the others; others like #189, Bob Allen. This fucking guy was so desperate for a mouthful of cock that he offered a guy in a public restroom $20 if he'd let him blow him. Trouble for Allen, who was a big anti-gay legislator in Florida, the guy he solicited was an undercover cop.
Allen got six months of probation, a $250 fine, $245 in restitution to the city of Titusville's police department and court costs.
About six months before Allen was nailed, the most famous case of GOP Cocksucker hypocrisy was taking place in a Minneapolis public restroom at the airport. That's where #190, Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, pled guilty to solicitation of homosexual acts. Rumors that Craig is as queer as a Maypole Dancer had been circulating for years but the Minneapolis Affair forever renamed him as Senator Wide Stance (you can read the story here http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/27/craig.arrest/index.html)
Making matters worse, Craig cut a deal with the GOP cocksuckers in which he would resign, then welched. To say that we on the left were gleeful at Craig's comeuppance is understating the case because Craig's behavior sure seemed hypocritical. Take a look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vs5570pKw
Christ, he did everything but burst into flames. It looked like Charles Nelson Reilly on 'Match Game.' Now we're waiting for his term to expire so he will have to go home to Idaho and deal with the rednecks that are purple with rage because he conned them into voting for his faggot ass. Personally, I think it should be filmed and made into a loop.
Even McCain called him 'disgraceful.'
Well, now we are at #191. When I think of GOP Cocksuckers, I actually think of THIS fucking guy; Donald Thompson. Thompson wore a penis pump while he was at work and used it too. He claimed he was given the pump as a gag gift and never used it, but when investigators sprayed the inside of his clothes with Luminol looking for traces of semen, the inside of his clothes lit up like a hotel sign on the Las Vegas Strip.
Here's the upshot. Ready?
Thompson was a judge in Oklahoma.
Yeah, the 'clothes' in question were his robes. Here he is on the bench, taking testimony for someone expecting justice and all the while he's really jacking his meat with the help of the latest in Thai workmanship.
It's really hard to top Thompson but #192, Stephen Linnen, sure gave it his best shot.
Linnen was known as 'the Naked Photographer.' Some of the wags at the local paper privately called him 'Peter Pentax' after a brand of camera. (God, I hate explaining jokes) Linnen would leap out naked at women wearing sunglasses and a ski mask and then take pictures of their shocked faces. He did this shit to 40 women over two years. Then 2004 came along and he accosted the wrong woman, who promptly attacked him. No word if she was a tae-kwon-do instructor.
Now it was Linnen's turn to be startled, then arrested. He ended up getting 18 months but because he drew one of those 'bleeding heart liberal judges', he wasn't put on the state's sex offender list for the rest of his fucking life. Gosh, they sure come in handy sometimes, don't they?
What is it with the GOP cocksuckers and toilets? #190 and #189 made headlines but three years earlier, we had #193, Brian Blundell, a former state representative in Hawaii.
Blundell pled no-contest to groping an undercover police officer outside a public toilet at Kapolani Park in Honolulu. He pled guilty and then tried to get the charges deferred so that it would not appear on his record.
Tom Shortridge, #194, is 'almost' normal by comparison to the rest of these fuckin' guys. Here's what the former mayor of South Bay CA, confessed to doing: taking semi-nude pictures of young girls he knew were underage--16 and 15 to be exact. A friend of one of the girls narked on him and Redondo Beach police snapped into action.
Shortridge made a plea bargain in which he is not allowed to be around girls under age 18 without the presence of another adult and was sentenced to 180 days in jail, which he would be required to serve if he breaks the rules of his probation. He has to perform 200 hours of community service, undergo psychiatric counseling and apologize to the girls and their parents.
#195 is choice only to political junkies with memories. You probably don't know who the fuck Matthew Glavin is. Hell, you probably don't even know what the Southeastern Legal Foundation is, which Glavin was president of, and I wouldn't blame you.
But Glavin crowed a lot about getting ex-President Bill Clinton suspended from the practice of law in Arkansas for The Blowjob. He critiqued Clinton's testimony in the Paula Jones harassment case. He defended former FBI agent Gary Aldrich when he faced legal challenges over his now dicredited book.
And Glavin had a big anti-gay agenda. He defended the Boy Scouts when its anti-gay posture was coming under attack and he croaked an initiative at Atlanta City Hall when the idea of providing insurance and other benefits to same-sex partners was floated.
But he had to resign from the SLF when he was charged three times with public indecency. I don't know what the eventual outcome was but things became precious. I mean, look at the scoreboard:
Bill Clinton - multimillionaire; husband of the Secretary of State; regarded as one of the best presidents of the 20th Century.
Matthew Glavin - criminal; resigned in disgrace.
Finally, #196 is Neal Horsley. It was Horsley who created the anti-abortion website, 'The Nuremberg Files.' Horsley said it was an effort to collect data on abortionists when it came time to try them for their 'crimes.'
But doctors recognized that as a shuck. The Nuremberg Files had a lot of inflammatory rhetoric on it, asked for information about the doctor's addresses, cars and families, suggested stalking their families and instead of removing doctors from the website, drew a red line through their names when they were murdered.
Horsley got nailed for possession of hashish with intent to sell some years back. He's also called for the arrest of all homosexuals and, in an unbelievable coup on the Alan Colmes radio show, admitted to having had sex with mules. So, homesexuals are bad but people who fuck animals are just misunderstood, I guess.
S. Olson
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
The Rapists #181-#188
#181 DENNIS GALLAGHER
QUEENS CITY COUNCILMAN (NEW YORK)
#182 GLENN MURPHY, JR
CHAIRMAN OF THE INDIANA YOUNG REPUBLICANS FEDERATION
#183 MICHAEL FLORY
CHAIRMAN OF THE MICHIGAN FEDERATION OF YOUNG REPUBLICANS
#184 ROBERT HOLLAND
BEDMINSTER TOWNSHIP SUPERVISOR (NEW JERSEY)
#185 LEONARD RAY OWENS
LEADER OF THE OREGON CHRISTIAN COALITION
#186 DONALD ROSS CLARK
CHAIRMAN OF THE GOP COCKSUCKER PARTY IN INDIANA AND HEAD OF THE 4TH DISTRICT GOP COCKSUCKER PARTY FOR 10 YEARS
#187 GALEN FOX
HAWAII STATE REPUBLICAN MINORITY LEADER
#188 HOWARD SCOTT HELDRETH
ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST (FLORIDA)
Gosh, what do these eight GOP cocksuckers have in common? What scandal were they all involved in?
Rape.
That's right. We all know that GOP cocksuckers have no moral center and do stuff like pedophilia, murder, assault and battery, drinking and driving, bribery, taking drugs, patronizing hookers (some of them even female ones) but rape hasn't been touched on. Fortunately you can find a list of the rapists at Republicanoffenders.com. A fine website.
Oh where was I? Oh yeah.
Rape
Rapists.
Let's start the ass-kicking with Gallagher, GOP Cocksucker #181. Gallagher was a Queens city councilman who had the habit of feeling up the hired help when he wasn't raping them. One day in mid-March, a 52-year-old woman threw the entire thing right back into Gallagher's face and he had to resign his seat. His excuse? The new one. Not that he wanted to spend more time with his family but that he was three sheets to the wind. "Help me, your honor. I'm not a rapist. I'm a drunk!"
#182 is Glenn Murphy. You could go to http://www.news-tribune.net/breakingnews/local_story_219210228.html
for the entire story but let's just say that Murphy was responsible for the famous 'he had HIS dick in his hand and was sucking MY dick with his mouth!" howl of outrage from the sleeping man he assaulted.
#183 - Bad moon risin' in Florida. Well, at least Flory's dick wasn't in his hand.
#184 - This one's really cute. It just goes to show you that GOP cocksuckers live in their own little worlds. Robert Holland was a a grounds crew supervisor at the Pine Run Health Center in Doylestown, PA. Holland admitted fondling one of the patients there in May '07 but insisted the sex they had was consensual, which is a really good trick when you realize the patient was a 92-year-old woman with Alzhiemer's-like dementia. She died half a year ago.
#185 - When it comes to pure hypocrisy, no one can top the GOP cocksuckers. They made incredible exhortations, all the while slyly knowing that if they can keep the half-wits and yokels conned, they can rise up higher than they. Such is the case of Leonard Ray Owens.
Two years ago, this fuck was the head of the Oregon Christian Coalition who raped a poor woman who came to him for an exorcism after a miscarrage. Owens raped this 22-year-old yokel TWICE. No shit. This woman actually fell for this crap a second time.
If you go to christian.net, it has the whole weird story, except for the part about Owens' sentence. After she went to Owens' house, Owens told her she had a 'sex spirit' and a 'lesbian demon' inside her that needed to be cast out (apparently by his penis).
According to christian.net. Here is the sordid affair:
"The woman told police that Owens pulled down her pants as he called for the demons to come out. When she tried to get up, he pushed her down, the affidavit said. The pastor then began to fight with her as if she were a demon before climbing on top of her, pinning her down and raping her, police have said.
The woman told police that the pastor wore a condom. Afterward, Owens, a self-proclaimed prophet, ordered her to wash her face in the name of Jesus and to read Psalm 105:15, which says to do no harm to prophets, the woman told police.
The woman told police that Owens raped her *again* a month later, after he asked her come to his house to pray for another woman."
I think the thing that convulses me is that this man of God went into battle with Satan while wearing a condom.
The latest news in the case is that Owens is free on a $25,000 bond while awaiting his trial for second-degree criminal sexual assault.
#186 - I must compose myself. I am still laughing over the Owens affair....Psalms 105:15....LMAO!
This next one is Donald Ross Clark. He would solicit sex from poor women trying to get state relief funds. He got convicted for sexual battery and misdemeanor battery for which he got 2 years and stuck on Indiana Sex Offender registration list.
#187 - The Fox Affair is almost as bizarre as the Owens Affair. Fox got his ass in trouble on a Honolulu to LA flight when he molested a sleeping woman but just how is a bone of contention if you're Galen Fox.
Fox admits touching the woman's thigh and crotch one minute and then the next minute denies doing do. His courtroom appearance in late January of '06 was so bizarre it should have been made into a reality show.
First he keeps the judge waiting for an hour and a half, then when he DOES show up, it's with a broad grin and a shaka salute. Then he said he touched the woman on the arm and leg...nothing about the crotch as he had testified before that he had done...and said he interpreted her total lack of response as consent. Never mind the fact that she had taken sleeping pills. Then he insisted he had not done anything wrong but apologized *anyway* so that he could get on with his life.
Fox got three months of house arrest, three years probation and a $2,500 fine. For whatever the hell he'd done.
#188 You should go to the republicanoffenders page and look at the picture of Howard Scott Heldreth. You can practically see this dude's eyes spinning in his skull. Heldreth is registered as a sex offender in Florida. Heldreth pled guilty to sexual battery in 2002 and got two years in the Slammer.
S. Olson
QUEENS CITY COUNCILMAN (NEW YORK)
#182 GLENN MURPHY, JR
CHAIRMAN OF THE INDIANA YOUNG REPUBLICANS FEDERATION
#183 MICHAEL FLORY
CHAIRMAN OF THE MICHIGAN FEDERATION OF YOUNG REPUBLICANS
#184 ROBERT HOLLAND
BEDMINSTER TOWNSHIP SUPERVISOR (NEW JERSEY)
#185 LEONARD RAY OWENS
LEADER OF THE OREGON CHRISTIAN COALITION
#186 DONALD ROSS CLARK
CHAIRMAN OF THE GOP COCKSUCKER PARTY IN INDIANA AND HEAD OF THE 4TH DISTRICT GOP COCKSUCKER PARTY FOR 10 YEARS
#187 GALEN FOX
HAWAII STATE REPUBLICAN MINORITY LEADER
#188 HOWARD SCOTT HELDRETH
ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVIST (FLORIDA)
Gosh, what do these eight GOP cocksuckers have in common? What scandal were they all involved in?
Rape.
That's right. We all know that GOP cocksuckers have no moral center and do stuff like pedophilia, murder, assault and battery, drinking and driving, bribery, taking drugs, patronizing hookers (some of them even female ones) but rape hasn't been touched on. Fortunately you can find a list of the rapists at Republicanoffenders.com. A fine website.
Oh where was I? Oh yeah.
Rape
Rapists.
Let's start the ass-kicking with Gallagher, GOP Cocksucker #181. Gallagher was a Queens city councilman who had the habit of feeling up the hired help when he wasn't raping them. One day in mid-March, a 52-year-old woman threw the entire thing right back into Gallagher's face and he had to resign his seat. His excuse? The new one. Not that he wanted to spend more time with his family but that he was three sheets to the wind. "Help me, your honor. I'm not a rapist. I'm a drunk!"
#182 is Glenn Murphy. You could go to http://www.news-tribune.net/breakingnews/local_story_219210228.html
for the entire story but let's just say that Murphy was responsible for the famous 'he had HIS dick in his hand and was sucking MY dick with his mouth!" howl of outrage from the sleeping man he assaulted.
#183 - Bad moon risin' in Florida. Well, at least Flory's dick wasn't in his hand.
#184 - This one's really cute. It just goes to show you that GOP cocksuckers live in their own little worlds. Robert Holland was a a grounds crew supervisor at the Pine Run Health Center in Doylestown, PA. Holland admitted fondling one of the patients there in May '07 but insisted the sex they had was consensual, which is a really good trick when you realize the patient was a 92-year-old woman with Alzhiemer's-like dementia. She died half a year ago.
#185 - When it comes to pure hypocrisy, no one can top the GOP cocksuckers. They made incredible exhortations, all the while slyly knowing that if they can keep the half-wits and yokels conned, they can rise up higher than they. Such is the case of Leonard Ray Owens.
Two years ago, this fuck was the head of the Oregon Christian Coalition who raped a poor woman who came to him for an exorcism after a miscarrage. Owens raped this 22-year-old yokel TWICE. No shit. This woman actually fell for this crap a second time.
If you go to christian.net, it has the whole weird story, except for the part about Owens' sentence. After she went to Owens' house, Owens told her she had a 'sex spirit' and a 'lesbian demon' inside her that needed to be cast out (apparently by his penis).
According to christian.net. Here is the sordid affair:
"The woman told police that Owens pulled down her pants as he called for the demons to come out. When she tried to get up, he pushed her down, the affidavit said. The pastor then began to fight with her as if she were a demon before climbing on top of her, pinning her down and raping her, police have said.
The woman told police that the pastor wore a condom. Afterward, Owens, a self-proclaimed prophet, ordered her to wash her face in the name of Jesus and to read Psalm 105:15, which says to do no harm to prophets, the woman told police.
The woman told police that Owens raped her *again* a month later, after he asked her come to his house to pray for another woman."
I think the thing that convulses me is that this man of God went into battle with Satan while wearing a condom.
The latest news in the case is that Owens is free on a $25,000 bond while awaiting his trial for second-degree criminal sexual assault.
#186 - I must compose myself. I am still laughing over the Owens affair....Psalms 105:15....LMAO!
This next one is Donald Ross Clark. He would solicit sex from poor women trying to get state relief funds. He got convicted for sexual battery and misdemeanor battery for which he got 2 years and stuck on Indiana Sex Offender registration list.
#187 - The Fox Affair is almost as bizarre as the Owens Affair. Fox got his ass in trouble on a Honolulu to LA flight when he molested a sleeping woman but just how is a bone of contention if you're Galen Fox.
Fox admits touching the woman's thigh and crotch one minute and then the next minute denies doing do. His courtroom appearance in late January of '06 was so bizarre it should have been made into a reality show.
First he keeps the judge waiting for an hour and a half, then when he DOES show up, it's with a broad grin and a shaka salute. Then he said he touched the woman on the arm and leg...nothing about the crotch as he had testified before that he had done...and said he interpreted her total lack of response as consent. Never mind the fact that she had taken sleeping pills. Then he insisted he had not done anything wrong but apologized *anyway* so that he could get on with his life.
Fox got three months of house arrest, three years probation and a $2,500 fine. For whatever the hell he'd done.
#188 You should go to the republicanoffenders page and look at the picture of Howard Scott Heldreth. You can practically see this dude's eyes spinning in his skull. Heldreth is registered as a sex offender in Florida. Heldreth pled guilty to sexual battery in 2002 and got two years in the Slammer.
S. Olson
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Hot Checks - #175
#175 DELECIA HOLT
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR THE 48TH AND 53RD CALIFORNIA CONGRESSIONAL SEATS
Watch it when GOP Cocksuckers say they'll give you a check. Chances are you'll get your fingers burned picking it up.
That the GOP Cocksuckers write hot checks can be proven by #175, Delecia Holt.
Holt wrote a check for about $13,000 as a down payment on a $32,000 Mercedes-Benz in July 2005. Well, you say, everyone makes mistakes. That's true. Or it would be if this was the only time Holt showed up at this particular rodeo.
Two years later, Holt skips out on a $15,000 hotel bill in Lake Forest, CA after sticking the hotel people with a check that bounced so high it was reported to have hit a French communications satellite. A month later, Holt stiffs some comedians for $2,000 during a comedy night fundraiser in Dana Point. Now these could all be some sorry-ass coincidences. then again, Holt IS a GOP Cocksucker and all *they* care about are money and their own asses.
S. Olson
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR THE 48TH AND 53RD CALIFORNIA CONGRESSIONAL SEATS
Watch it when GOP Cocksuckers say they'll give you a check. Chances are you'll get your fingers burned picking it up.
That the GOP Cocksuckers write hot checks can be proven by #175, Delecia Holt.
Holt wrote a check for about $13,000 as a down payment on a $32,000 Mercedes-Benz in July 2005. Well, you say, everyone makes mistakes. That's true. Or it would be if this was the only time Holt showed up at this particular rodeo.
Two years later, Holt skips out on a $15,000 hotel bill in Lake Forest, CA after sticking the hotel people with a check that bounced so high it was reported to have hit a French communications satellite. A month later, Holt stiffs some comedians for $2,000 during a comedy night fundraiser in Dana Point. Now these could all be some sorry-ass coincidences. then again, Holt IS a GOP Cocksucker and all *they* care about are money and their own asses.
S. Olson
Friday, November 6, 2009
Pedophile VII
#174 GEORGE CHRIS ORLOFF
FORMER ASSEMBLYMAN FOR THE NEW YORK 110TH STATE
CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
This one is really choice.
You know how GOP cocksuckers are always claiming how moral and upstanding they are? Seriously. "We share your values and the Democrats don't." Remember stuff like that?
According to Orloff, our values must involve meeting what he thought would be a 12 year old girl and her 11-year-old sister at a motel, armed with condoms, lubricant, and vibrators. Instead, he meets a couple of FBI agents who had stung him.
The choice part: he answered the door of the Albany-area motel naked.
Another of the hypocrites who is looking at least at a decade of jail time, if not life, plus a $250,000 fine. And we're supposed to worry about President-elect Obama having ties to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
S. Olson
FORMER ASSEMBLYMAN FOR THE NEW YORK 110TH STATE
CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
This one is really choice.
You know how GOP cocksuckers are always claiming how moral and upstanding they are? Seriously. "We share your values and the Democrats don't." Remember stuff like that?
According to Orloff, our values must involve meeting what he thought would be a 12 year old girl and her 11-year-old sister at a motel, armed with condoms, lubricant, and vibrators. Instead, he meets a couple of FBI agents who had stung him.
The choice part: he answered the door of the Albany-area motel naked.
Another of the hypocrites who is looking at least at a decade of jail time, if not life, plus a $250,000 fine. And we're supposed to worry about President-elect Obama having ties to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
S. Olson
Again, Their Love of Money - #174
#173 THOMAS G. MANUEL
CHAIRMAN OF THE ST. JOHNS COUNTY COMMISSION (FLORIDA)
Another of the GOP Cocksuckers and their love for money. This time it's Thomas G. Manuel.
Manuel was indicted for taking a total of $60,000 from two businesses. I would say 'alleged' but c'mon, this is a GOP Cocksucker. When it comes to money, they don't have any honor.
Manuel turned himself in and was released on a $50,000 bond after being arraigned. Manuel was suspended by the governor.
After he was indicted, Manuel had announced he was taking a leave of absence from the commission due to health problems and the effects on his family. That's just as much as saying, "I'm fucking guilty."
Gov. Charlie Crist suspended Manuel from office Friday, issuing an order which bars him from serving until the charges are resolved.
After he was indicted, Manuel had announced he was taking a leave of absence from the commission due to health problems and the effects on his family. Prior to taking office in 2006, Manuel had a heart transplant.
The allegations against Manuel are vague with little detail. According to the indictment, on April 10 and June 5, Manuel, while serving on the St. Johns County Commission, “knowingly and corruptly solicited, demanded, accepted and agreed to accept something of value, namely $10,000 and $50,000 respectively, intending to be influenced in connection with business before the St. Johns County Commission”.
Manuel faces a maximum 20-year prison sentence and $500,000 in fines, if convicted as charged.
CHAIRMAN OF THE ST. JOHNS COUNTY COMMISSION (FLORIDA)
Another of the GOP Cocksuckers and their love for money. This time it's Thomas G. Manuel.
Manuel was indicted for taking a total of $60,000 from two businesses. I would say 'alleged' but c'mon, this is a GOP Cocksucker. When it comes to money, they don't have any honor.
Manuel turned himself in and was released on a $50,000 bond after being arraigned. Manuel was suspended by the governor.
After he was indicted, Manuel had announced he was taking a leave of absence from the commission due to health problems and the effects on his family. That's just as much as saying, "I'm fucking guilty."
Gov. Charlie Crist suspended Manuel from office Friday, issuing an order which bars him from serving until the charges are resolved.
After he was indicted, Manuel had announced he was taking a leave of absence from the commission due to health problems and the effects on his family. Prior to taking office in 2006, Manuel had a heart transplant.
The allegations against Manuel are vague with little detail. According to the indictment, on April 10 and June 5, Manuel, while serving on the St. Johns County Commission, “knowingly and corruptly solicited, demanded, accepted and agreed to accept something of value, namely $10,000 and $50,000 respectively, intending to be influenced in connection with business before the St. Johns County Commission”.
Manuel faces a maximum 20-year prison sentence and $500,000 in fines, if convicted as charged.
Voter Fraud - #172
#172 MARK JACOBY
OWNER OF THE COMPANY YOUNG POLITICAL MAJORS (YPM)
GOP Cocksuckers love to tell everyone in range of their voices what corrupt
bastards the Democrats are but the truth is, they think everyone else has
THEIR problems.
Take voter fraud, for example. Ever since they had their asses handed to
them on Election Day 2008, just like 2006, GOP Cocksuckers have said, with
grim satisfaction, that groups like ACORN had stolen the election just as
they thought. Never mind the fact that in every state they were worried
about, there was not ONE reported case of ACORN and voter fraud.
They went berserk at the news that ACORN committed voter REGISTRATION
fraud, claiming it was a sign that ACORN was going to steal the election in
which they ultimately lost and lost big.
But they never did point out how voter REGISTRATION fraud, led to actual
VOTER fraud. The latter is evidence of stealing an election, the former is
usually some bozo trying to pad his paycheck since he gets paid by the
name.
Which is what the GOP Cocksuckers will probably whine that GOP
Cocksucker #172, Mark Jacoby, was doing when he registered several
voters under the guise of signing what was billed as a petition demanding
tougher penalties for child molesters, when it was actually a registration
form for the GOP. Jacoby got paid between $7 and $14 a registration.
Jacoby also fraudulently registered to vote where he no longer lives, i.e. his
mom's house. He is charged with perjury and registration fraud.
S. Olson
OWNER OF THE COMPANY YOUNG POLITICAL MAJORS (YPM)
GOP Cocksuckers love to tell everyone in range of their voices what corrupt
bastards the Democrats are but the truth is, they think everyone else has
THEIR problems.
Take voter fraud, for example. Ever since they had their asses handed to
them on Election Day 2008, just like 2006, GOP Cocksuckers have said, with
grim satisfaction, that groups like ACORN had stolen the election just as
they thought. Never mind the fact that in every state they were worried
about, there was not ONE reported case of ACORN and voter fraud.
They went berserk at the news that ACORN committed voter REGISTRATION
fraud, claiming it was a sign that ACORN was going to steal the election in
which they ultimately lost and lost big.
But they never did point out how voter REGISTRATION fraud, led to actual
VOTER fraud. The latter is evidence of stealing an election, the former is
usually some bozo trying to pad his paycheck since he gets paid by the
name.
Which is what the GOP Cocksuckers will probably whine that GOP
Cocksucker #172, Mark Jacoby, was doing when he registered several
voters under the guise of signing what was billed as a petition demanding
tougher penalties for child molesters, when it was actually a registration
form for the GOP. Jacoby got paid between $7 and $14 a registration.
Jacoby also fraudulently registered to vote where he no longer lives, i.e. his
mom's house. He is charged with perjury and registration fraud.
S. Olson
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Lobbyists 'D' and 'E' - #164-#165
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Monday, November 2, 2009
Another GOP Cocksucker #47 Caught - #163
#163 - TREVOR BLACKANN
FORMER AIDE TO REP. ROY BLOUNT OF MISSOURI AND SENATOR KIT BOND, ALSO OF MISSOURI
Blackann had the Mark of the Cloven Hoof of GOP Cocksucker, #47, Jack Abramoff, on him. Face it, if you have THIS dude's mark anywhere on you. you are completely and totally fucked.
Blackann got Sen. Bond to write a letter of support for someone who wanted an appointment to the Bureau of Indian Affairs. In the inevitable indictment, what Lobbyists D and E wanted from Blackann was an amendment to a federal highway transportation bill that would encourage state public works agencies to rent, rather than buy, construction equipment.
Here's what Blackann got from GOP Cocksucker #47 and his minions, yet to be named GOP Cocksuckers #164 and #165:
- a free trip to Game 1 of the 2003 World Series
- airline travel to and from New York City.
- a ticket to the game.
- admission to, and entertainment at a "gentleman's club"
- one-night accommodations in an "upscale" hotel
- transportation in a chauffeured SUV.
- a souvenir baseball jersey
- free meals and drinks.
All worth $3,100. But who bribed him? Well, that's for the later dossiers of GOP Cocksuckers #164 & #165.
#163 is just another of the fuckers that Jack Who? rolled on for the FBI. He at least had the decency to plead guilty.
S. Olson
FORMER AIDE TO REP. ROY BLOUNT OF MISSOURI AND SENATOR KIT BOND, ALSO OF MISSOURI
Blackann had the Mark of the Cloven Hoof of GOP Cocksucker, #47, Jack Abramoff, on him. Face it, if you have THIS dude's mark anywhere on you. you are completely and totally fucked.
Blackann got Sen. Bond to write a letter of support for someone who wanted an appointment to the Bureau of Indian Affairs. In the inevitable indictment, what Lobbyists D and E wanted from Blackann was an amendment to a federal highway transportation bill that would encourage state public works agencies to rent, rather than buy, construction equipment.
Here's what Blackann got from GOP Cocksucker #47 and his minions, yet to be named GOP Cocksuckers #164 and #165:
- a free trip to Game 1 of the 2003 World Series
- airline travel to and from New York City.
- a ticket to the game.
- admission to, and entertainment at a "gentleman's club"
- one-night accommodations in an "upscale" hotel
- transportation in a chauffeured SUV.
- a souvenir baseball jersey
- free meals and drinks.
All worth $3,100. But who bribed him? Well, that's for the later dossiers of GOP Cocksuckers #164 & #165.
#163 is just another of the fuckers that Jack Who? rolled on for the FBI. He at least had the decency to plead guilty.
S. Olson
Sunday, November 1, 2009
The Latest Six in the Same Scandal - #157-#162
#157 GEORGE RYAN
GOVERNOR OF ILLINOIS
#158 SCOTT FAWELL
FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE AND RYAN'S TOP AIDE & CAMPAIGN MANAGER
#159 LARRY WARNER
LOBBYIST
#160 RICHARD JULIANO
FORMER DEPUTY CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR RYAN
#161 ANDREA COUTRESIS
FIANCEE TO FAWELL
#162 ROGER 'THE HOG' STANLEY
FORMER STATE CONGRESSMAN (ILLINOIS)
Last time, I put down 12 GOP Cocksuckers simply because I had been away from the topic of GOP Cocksucker corruption for a few days, and I figured I had to make up for lost time. They weren't related or anything.
However in the newest installment, these six ARE in the same scandal. Almost four years ago, the state of Illinois was a great place to be if you wanted to see GOP Cocksuckers getting indicted and convicted, because you were in store for a smorgasbord of corruption, all centered around George Ryan, the ex-governor of Illinois, and the sale of trucking licenses as political favors. It could have been a longer list, since the investigation, dubbed Operation 'Safe Road,' convicted *75* of 79 defendants, but these are the major scores.
Operation 'Safe Road' got started when six kids belonging to the Rev. Duane "Scott" Willis and Janet Willis were killed in a horrible truck-van accident and the matter was investigated. Things accelerated and finally led to the conviction of Ryan for bribery, gutting corruption-fighting efforts and misusing state resources for private gain along with 75 others in the state. Turns out Ryan was issuing drivers licenses to truckers who had contributed to his campaign. That pretty much sums up GOP cocksucker #157. Well, except for the funniest remark about the four-month-long trial in which Ryan was convicted. The remark was made by columnist Bill Flick of the Bloomington, IL paper, The Pantagram. In his column, Flick wrote: "Instead of selling license plates, [Ryan] gets to make them."
Ryan fought like a rat in heat to avoid prison. First he won an appeals bond, which allowed him to remain free while his case was reviewed, then Ryan's luck took a turn for the worse. The 7th District Court of Appeals threw it out, then his bid to extend his bond while he appealed to the Supreme Court was rejected, then the Supreme Court denied cert. All in all, Ryan postponed the day of reckoning for ten months.
Unless the Drunken Frat Boy commutes his sentence, Ryan will be in jail until 2013. [UPDATE: Guess who didn't commute his sentence?]
#158 is Scott Fawell, Ryan's campaign manager and top aide. Wanna know one reason why the GOP Cocksuckers got their asses kicked in 2008? Well, outside of no one believing them anymore, their campaigns were dominated by little fucks like THIS guy.
Fawell, is one of these GOP Cocksuckers who think they are oh-so-clever by bribing people with something other than money. That way, if they ever get caught, they can always claim that *they* never gave so-and-so a dime.
In Fawell's case, it was commercial driving licenses, instead of money. In exchange, the recipent of the CDLs was supposed to give Ryan money for his campaign.
Fawell got nailed on nine counts of corruption. This guy was choice because he did everything that a good GOP Cocksucker does, he rolled on Ryan--to whom he'd been almost a son--along with lobbyist Larry Warner, who was up to his hips in the affair. Fawell claimed he was rolling on Ryan to save GOP Cocksucker #162, his fiancee, Andrea Coutresis, prison time for her role in ANOTHER conspiracy (more about that later) but face it, he was saving his own ass. (He ultimately got 6½ years in the Slammer after they had squeezed him dry.) Fawell, known for being a ruthless political operator, cried on the stand like a goddamn whore; so much that the judge ordered the jury out at least twice in order for Fawell to have time to compose himself. The former victims of Fawell that came to the courtroom to watch had to schedule appointments with plastic surgeons to have the grins removed from their faces, which turned out to be difficult because they didn't want to miss a single second of Fawell alternately bawling and getting brutally dissected on the stand. The prosecutor didn't disappoint, as he went after Fawell like a Northern Pike after a big fat minnow.
GOP Cocksucker #159 is Larry Warner, an Illinois lobbyist and an owner of a few small businesses, namely, a fire insurance adjustment business named Lash Warner & Associates; a construction maintenance and supervision business named Economy Building & Maintenance; and National Consulting Company and Omega Consulting Group Ltd.; those last two were owned solely by Warner.
Warner was tried with Ryan in Operation 'Safe Road' and found guilty of rackereeting, mail fraud, extortion, bribery, tax fraud and some other charges. The Wikipedia entry sums up Warner's involvement:
"The indictment alleged that Ryan steered several state contracts to Warner and other friends; disbursed campaign funds to relatives and to pay personal expenses; and obstructed justice by attempting to end the state investigation of the license-for-bribes scandal. He was charged with lying to investigators and accepting cash, gifts and loans in return for his official actions as governor."
Ryan did all that shit using Warner, who was his co-defendant in the case that found both of them guilty, guilty, guilty.
Next up is GOP cocksucker #160, Richard Juliano. Juliano is a great example of the truism that GOP cocksuckers only care about two things: money and their own asses.
Back in '02, when the Feds were about to hit Julaino right in the teeth with a 10-count indictment that, among other things, had him misusing state employees to work on Ryan's campaigns for political office, Juliano started rolling on people and got the 2½ year prison sentence he was looking at, reduced, and one of those people was Fawell, who among other things, got Juliano a $5,000 a month job in the Secretary of State's office while instead he was doing political work for Ryan.
Ryan was phlegmatic about the entire affair, saying in part that Juliano was "a bright young man with a good heart, and I know he is doing what he believes is right.
"I know this must be a terrible strain on him and his family, and I hope that soon he will be able to put this behind him and move on with his life."
Ryan could afford to be noncomittal because he wasn't named in the indictment, but Fawell was. Reporters were gleefully writing about the story because Fawell was known as a hardassed political operative and now he was getting his goose slowly roasted.
#161, Andrea Coutresis, was Fawell's fiancee. She got nailed for committing perjury in the Operation Safe Road affair to a federal grand jury. She was also known as Alexandra Prokos. Coutresis was the woman Fawell was supposed to be protecting when he was forced in open court to roll on ex-Illinois Governor Ryan. In exchange for his testimony, Courtresis would get between no time in prison and one year and a day. (She ultimately got four months and is out now.) Fawell would get half a year knocked off his sentence, which he didn't and was very angry about. It was ultimately worth only four months because Fawell had gotten an undeserved $195,000 a year job from Ryan. Fawell screamed in rage but it was HELPLESS rage, as he had to go to fucking jail for six and a half YEARS and got out in '09.
Finally, #162, Roger 'The Hog' Stanley. Aside from having a hilarious nickname, Stanley is one of those little bedbugs that infest local politics and are only in it for themselves; you know, the average GOP cocksucker.
Stanley got two years in the can for ghosting payroll schemes for Ryan, kickbacks and obstruction of justice.
S. Olson
GOVERNOR OF ILLINOIS
#158 SCOTT FAWELL
FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE AND RYAN'S TOP AIDE & CAMPAIGN MANAGER
#159 LARRY WARNER
LOBBYIST
#160 RICHARD JULIANO
FORMER DEPUTY CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR RYAN
#161 ANDREA COUTRESIS
FIANCEE TO FAWELL
#162 ROGER 'THE HOG' STANLEY
FORMER STATE CONGRESSMAN (ILLINOIS)
Last time, I put down 12 GOP Cocksuckers simply because I had been away from the topic of GOP Cocksucker corruption for a few days, and I figured I had to make up for lost time. They weren't related or anything.
However in the newest installment, these six ARE in the same scandal. Almost four years ago, the state of Illinois was a great place to be if you wanted to see GOP Cocksuckers getting indicted and convicted, because you were in store for a smorgasbord of corruption, all centered around George Ryan, the ex-governor of Illinois, and the sale of trucking licenses as political favors. It could have been a longer list, since the investigation, dubbed Operation 'Safe Road,' convicted *75* of 79 defendants, but these are the major scores.
Operation 'Safe Road' got started when six kids belonging to the Rev. Duane "Scott" Willis and Janet Willis were killed in a horrible truck-van accident and the matter was investigated. Things accelerated and finally led to the conviction of Ryan for bribery, gutting corruption-fighting efforts and misusing state resources for private gain along with 75 others in the state. Turns out Ryan was issuing drivers licenses to truckers who had contributed to his campaign. That pretty much sums up GOP cocksucker #157. Well, except for the funniest remark about the four-month-long trial in which Ryan was convicted. The remark was made by columnist Bill Flick of the Bloomington, IL paper, The Pantagram. In his column, Flick wrote: "Instead of selling license plates, [Ryan] gets to make them."
Ryan fought like a rat in heat to avoid prison. First he won an appeals bond, which allowed him to remain free while his case was reviewed, then Ryan's luck took a turn for the worse. The 7th District Court of Appeals threw it out, then his bid to extend his bond while he appealed to the Supreme Court was rejected, then the Supreme Court denied cert. All in all, Ryan postponed the day of reckoning for ten months.
Unless the Drunken Frat Boy commutes his sentence, Ryan will be in jail until 2013. [UPDATE: Guess who didn't commute his sentence?]
#158 is Scott Fawell, Ryan's campaign manager and top aide. Wanna know one reason why the GOP Cocksuckers got their asses kicked in 2008? Well, outside of no one believing them anymore, their campaigns were dominated by little fucks like THIS guy.
Fawell, is one of these GOP Cocksuckers who think they are oh-so-clever by bribing people with something other than money. That way, if they ever get caught, they can always claim that *they* never gave so-and-so a dime.
In Fawell's case, it was commercial driving licenses, instead of money. In exchange, the recipent of the CDLs was supposed to give Ryan money for his campaign.
Fawell got nailed on nine counts of corruption. This guy was choice because he did everything that a good GOP Cocksucker does, he rolled on Ryan--to whom he'd been almost a son--along with lobbyist Larry Warner, who was up to his hips in the affair. Fawell claimed he was rolling on Ryan to save GOP Cocksucker #162, his fiancee, Andrea Coutresis, prison time for her role in ANOTHER conspiracy (more about that later) but face it, he was saving his own ass. (He ultimately got 6½ years in the Slammer after they had squeezed him dry.) Fawell, known for being a ruthless political operator, cried on the stand like a goddamn whore; so much that the judge ordered the jury out at least twice in order for Fawell to have time to compose himself. The former victims of Fawell that came to the courtroom to watch had to schedule appointments with plastic surgeons to have the grins removed from their faces, which turned out to be difficult because they didn't want to miss a single second of Fawell alternately bawling and getting brutally dissected on the stand. The prosecutor didn't disappoint, as he went after Fawell like a Northern Pike after a big fat minnow.
GOP Cocksucker #159 is Larry Warner, an Illinois lobbyist and an owner of a few small businesses, namely, a fire insurance adjustment business named Lash Warner & Associates; a construction maintenance and supervision business named Economy Building & Maintenance; and National Consulting Company and Omega Consulting Group Ltd.; those last two were owned solely by Warner.
Warner was tried with Ryan in Operation 'Safe Road' and found guilty of rackereeting, mail fraud, extortion, bribery, tax fraud and some other charges. The Wikipedia entry sums up Warner's involvement:
"The indictment alleged that Ryan steered several state contracts to Warner and other friends; disbursed campaign funds to relatives and to pay personal expenses; and obstructed justice by attempting to end the state investigation of the license-for-bribes scandal. He was charged with lying to investigators and accepting cash, gifts and loans in return for his official actions as governor."
Ryan did all that shit using Warner, who was his co-defendant in the case that found both of them guilty, guilty, guilty.
Next up is GOP cocksucker #160, Richard Juliano. Juliano is a great example of the truism that GOP cocksuckers only care about two things: money and their own asses.
Back in '02, when the Feds were about to hit Julaino right in the teeth with a 10-count indictment that, among other things, had him misusing state employees to work on Ryan's campaigns for political office, Juliano started rolling on people and got the 2½ year prison sentence he was looking at, reduced, and one of those people was Fawell, who among other things, got Juliano a $5,000 a month job in the Secretary of State's office while instead he was doing political work for Ryan.
Ryan was phlegmatic about the entire affair, saying in part that Juliano was "a bright young man with a good heart, and I know he is doing what he believes is right.
"I know this must be a terrible strain on him and his family, and I hope that soon he will be able to put this behind him and move on with his life."
Ryan could afford to be noncomittal because he wasn't named in the indictment, but Fawell was. Reporters were gleefully writing about the story because Fawell was known as a hardassed political operative and now he was getting his goose slowly roasted.
#161, Andrea Coutresis, was Fawell's fiancee. She got nailed for committing perjury in the Operation Safe Road affair to a federal grand jury. She was also known as Alexandra Prokos. Coutresis was the woman Fawell was supposed to be protecting when he was forced in open court to roll on ex-Illinois Governor Ryan. In exchange for his testimony, Courtresis would get between no time in prison and one year and a day. (She ultimately got four months and is out now.) Fawell would get half a year knocked off his sentence, which he didn't and was very angry about. It was ultimately worth only four months because Fawell had gotten an undeserved $195,000 a year job from Ryan. Fawell screamed in rage but it was HELPLESS rage, as he had to go to fucking jail for six and a half YEARS and got out in '09.
Finally, #162, Roger 'The Hog' Stanley. Aside from having a hilarious nickname, Stanley is one of those little bedbugs that infest local politics and are only in it for themselves; you know, the average GOP cocksucker.
Stanley got two years in the can for ghosting payroll schemes for Ryan, kickbacks and obstruction of justice.
S. Olson
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