Remembered Forever As The Guy Who Shot His Friend in the Face - #200

#200 DICK 'SHOOTER' CHENEY
EX-VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

You'd think the GOP Cocksuckers had a sense of shame but they really don't. Conscience either. I mean, there were no WMD's in Iraq, Saddam didn't give bin Laden the time of day and never used Iraq as a terrorists' training ground. All that was proved to be bushwah years ago. All that means we spent over half a trillion bucks to kill ONE guy and we got over 4,200 of our own kids killed in the process. What does Shooter say? "So?"

Like all GOP Cocksuckers, he just can't admit he fucked up. I think they believe it to be a sign of weakness to say, "I messed up. Sorry."

Of course Shooter's nom de plume comes from blasting one of his friends in the face during a 'hunting' trip in Texas on a private hunting preserve in which you practically have to kick the quail you're shooting out of the bushes.

During this trip, which, according to Shooter "one or two beers may have been involved," Houston attorney Harry Whittington accidentally wandered into Shooter's field of fire and got 'peppered' by birdshot. That really doesn't sound all that bad until you recall that Whittington had a heart attack because of the whole affair. Literally.

What happens next? WHITTINGTON apologizes for all the trouble this caused the CHENEY family. This goes to show you that even though the Vice-presidency is an office that according to FDR-era Veep James Garner, "is not worth a pitcher of warm spit," there is still enough power there to shoot some guy in the face and then have THAT dude apologize to YOU.

S. Olson