Mr. 'Completely Heterosexual' - #199

#199 REV. TED HAGGARD
FOUNDER: ASSOCIATION OF LIFE-GIVING CHURCHES AND LEADER OF THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF EVANGELICALS

Why, it's Mr. 'Completely Heterosexual ' himself! I may have held up GOP Cocksucker #71 (JIM BAKKER) as the perfect example of Sky Pilot Hypocrisy but Rev. Ted is a close second.

You've heard how homosexuality is bad, bad, bad as far as the GOP Cocksucker Sky Pilots are concerned. I mean for them it's the mark of Satan himself...unless you're one of them...which brings us to Rev. Ted Haggard, GOP Cocksucker #199.

Rev. Ted got his ass caught in a big fat wringer when the male masseuse he was having sex with--right after he purchased methamphetamines from him--squealed.

That wasn't the funny part. What WAS the funny part came after Rev. Ted was nailed, he had to "attend three weeks of intensive anti-homosexual counseling, overseen by four other ministers."

After three weeks, one of the ministers, with the perfect name of 'Tim Ralph' (LOL with a name like that you just know that guy is a raving bender) pronounced Rev. Ted "completely heterosexual."

Yeah. Right.

COMPLETELY.

He's fucking all kinds of women who aren't his wife. But at least they are WOMEN. Heterosexual WOMEN.

S. Olson