They're Crooks - #373

#373 JIM GREER
FORMER HEAD OF THE GOP COCKSUCKER COMMITTEE IN FLORIDA

When you give money to the GOP Cocksuckers, it's best to know that you are giving money to a bunch who like to live in high style, like when people across the country gave thousands to the Republican National Committee and then watched them blow it on bondage-themed lesbian strip clubs and charge food and booze that they then claimed were'office expenses.'

Ol' Jim Greer down in Florida is a chip off the old block.

Appointed by GOP Cocksucker #418 (GOV. CHARLIE CRIST) Greer didn't start slamming #418's eventually opponent in the GOP Cocksucker primary, GOP Cocksucker #367 (MARCO RUBIO) he also started throwing around the money people in Florida gave him like there was no tomorrow. In other words, he started acting like your regular GOP Cocksucker.

At first, from #373's point of view, everything was fine. He got to steal as much GOP money as possible. But then a funny thing happened. People in Florida got the idea that the GOP in general was incompetent. Contibutions started to dry up. The Florida GOP Cocksucker party had to start laying people off.

#373 made a big show out of rescinding the party credit cards of two top officials in the Florida GOP Cocksucker party and even cut up his OWN American Express card, showing that the era of big spending on the RNC card was going to stop. Right here. Right now.

And it did. The charges went onto the credit card of Delmer Johnson, the now former executive director of the GOP Cocksucker Party of Florida. Charges like:

- $100 flower arrangement for the wives of Greer and #418.
- Thousands of dollars in meals.
- $15,000 to charter a jet to George LeMieux's swearing in as U.S. senator
- $1,800 for in-flight catering services on the same jet.

The spending helped Johnson rack up more than 1 million American Express points. And guess what organization he demanded reimburse him for the expenditures? Bet you can guess on the first try.

Not only that, records show that Delmar padded his $103,000 salary with a secret $260,000 fundraising contract that he managed with #373 and another $42,000 for expenses. GOP Cocksuckers were FURIOUS that they had been taken for a ride.

With thanks to TPM Muckraker and tampabay.com

S. Olson