Lead Foot Brett - #300

#300 BRETT MECUM
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE ARIZONA GOP COCKSUCKERS
Instead of getting hammered and getting behind the steering wheel, GOP Cocksuckers have this OTHER problem; they drive like the speeding laws don't apply to them.

Newsflash to GOP Cocksuckers: The speed limit signs are NOT suggestions, they are the LAW. You may get away with it several times, but eventually we will catch your asses.

That's what happened to Brett Mecum, who got his ass arrested IN HIS OFFICE IN FRONT OF GOD AND MAN after being captured by a speeding camera doing 109 mph in a 65 mph zone.

You heard that right. Ol' Lead Foot Brett didn't get a ticket in the mail from a speeding camera for doing a piddly 31 in a 30 mph zone, Lead Foot was doing 44 FUCKING MPH OVER the posted speed limit in his blue 2008 Ford Mustang. The only way it could have screamed "asshole!" more is if the car had been red. The department of public safety arrested this scofflaw for reckless driving and criminal speeding.

Now just watch this little fuck get some dumb dittohead to pay his fine.

S. Olson