Another Horny Governor - #292

#292 - G0VERNOR JIM GIBBONS
GOVERNOR OF NEVADA
Let's face it, GOP Cocksuckers have a problem with keeping it in their pants. They really do. In the case of Gov. Gibbons, kids aren't involved, for a change, adults are; adult WOMEN.

First of all came Leslie Durant, Miss September 1989, and ex-wife of former Reno, NV mayor Pete Sferrazza. After Gibbons boned her, he set his sights on Kathy Karrasch, the wife of a Reno doctor. Karrasch used to be the doctor's receptionist before he threw over his wife for her. Governor Jim texted Karrasch 867 times in a six-week period on a state cel phone and then denied he was having sex with her. As Mike Responts put it in a hilarious sentence on his blog: "Actually, since I’m not a 15-year-old girl (or a deranged sexaholic governor), there’s nobody I’ve texted 867 times in six weeks."

Governor Jim's wife, Dawn, whom he married 23 years ago, is taking no fucking prisoners. Not only is she divorcing his old ass but in the divorce papers, (which are a treat to read because they are written in this legalese masking barely-controlled rage) she refers to him as a drunk and the most scandal ridden Governor in the history of the state of Nevada. She also said Karrasch is a stalker.

S. Olson