GOP Cocksuckers Going At Each Other's Throats, Part II - #36

#36 MATT SHANER
GOP COCKSUCKER PRIMARY CANDIDATE IN THE PENNSYLVANIA 5TH

CLASSIFICATION: Type VIII Drunk (The Runner)
OBJECT HIT: Parked car.

Remember when that little snake Derek Walker got indicted for two felonies and three misdemeanors? Guess who he thought was responsible and guess who he went after? None other than fellow GOP cocksucker Matt Shaner.

Both Walker and Shaner were trying to succeed six-term congressman Rep John Peterson of the Pennsylvania 5th, who was running away...I mean, retiring. Walker accused Shaner of conspiring to fix an election behind closed doors. Earlier, he had gone after him in a drunk-driving incident.

Back on January 19, 2007, Shaner got loaded, ran a stop sign and crashed into a parked car.

We don't know what Shaner blew on the Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere, because he left the scene of the accident and hid out at home. Shaner was fined more than $500 after pleading guilty to running a stop sign, failing to report an accident and accidents involving damage to an unattended vehicle or property.

GOP cocksuckers rewarded this conduct by putting Shaner in third place, 142 votes behind alleged burglar and vindictive stalker Derek Walker.