# 41 REP. VITO FOSSELLA
NEW YORK 13TH DISTRICT
DRUNK CLASSIFICATION: Type I (Wrong place, wrong time)
OBJECT HIT: Arrested in time.
Fossella represents the New York 13th, which tempts a lot of Connies to claim, "What do you expect from those disgusting Democrats? They drive drunk all the time. Bastards."
The flaw with that approach is that Fossella is a GOP COCKSUCKER, the only one to represent New York City.
Fossella was busted May 1 in Alexandria, Va. and blew a .17 on the Breathalyzer, that bane of GOP cocksuckers everywhere. The legal limit in Virginia is .08, meaning that Fossella blew more than TWICE the legal limit and may be looking at five days in the Concrete Hilton if convicted and lose his license for a year. Virginia is very tough on drunk drivers.
Fossella begged forgiveness from the electorate and admitted he was shitfaced while driving. Fosella was coming home from the celebration where the New York Giants when to the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl victory. Steve Harrison, a relative unknown who still managed 43% of the vote against Fossella in '06, is running again and this time it is expected to be a very close election.
[UPDATE: Well he probably would've gotten his ass royally kicked this time but we'll never know because after revelations about knocking up a retired Colonel in the Air Force three years ago, Fossella served out the remainder of his term in early 2009 and quit.]
S. Olson
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