Here's Another of My Absolute Favorites - #62

#62 BOB TAFT,
EX-GOVERNOR OF OHIO
If the GOP cocksuckers are not the biggest hypocrites on Planet Earth, they have got to be in the top three.

The former governor of Ohio, Bob Taft, is a great example.

Taft was the most unpopular governor in the history of the state of Ohio. Seriously. This dude had a *6.5%* approval rating in the month of November 2005. The GOP cocksuckers were quietly celebrating that his ass had been term-limited out of Columbus. He was SO unpopular that he had the dubious honor of having the first gubernatorial veto in Ohio overturned in 30 years. Just the memory of his *very existence* is said to have contributed to the Democratic gains in Ohio during 'The Thumpin' of 2006.

After he was elected, Taft signed an executive order mandating four hours of ethics training for members of his cabinet, assistant cabinet directors, and senior staff every two years; thereby being the first person in history to actually bring the phrase, 'hoisted on his own petard' into existence since the 17th Century.

Why? Because six years later, while his cabinet is as pure as the driven snow, Taft gets nailed on four *ethics* misdemeanors; mainly for not reporting all kinds of gifts on his disclosure form and not disclosing some golfing trips lobbyists took him on. Maybe if Taft had included himself in the ethics training, he might have known better. This is the FIRST time an Ohio governor has been charged with a crime while in office.

The Ohio legislature seriously considers throwing him out of office, but the state democratic party realizes if they do, they'll just get ANOTHER GOP cocksucker in his place. Plus, if they throw Taft out, they are robbed of the chance to beat the ENTIRE GOP COCKSUCKER organization in the state over the head with the 'culture of corruption' club. So they allow him to finish his term. And what happens? The voters do exactly as the democrats have foreseen and throw GOP cocksuckers out by the bushel basket.

[UPDATE: They followed the same game plan with the Drunken Frat Boy and it worked beautifully.]

S. Olson