GOP Cocksucker Crooks - #102

#102 ANGELO CAPPELLI
FORMER GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA STATE
HOUSE

It just goes to show you that there is something in the water in
the state of Florida. That state is almost a magnet for the
goofiest of GOP Cocksuckers, although Idaho is right up there
with the The Bathroom Goblin and the likes of ex- Rep. and
human being Helen Chenoweth-Hage, who would have survived
her car accident in 2000 if she'd just worn her seat belt instead
of fighting the idea of one tooth and nail when she was in
Congress and then refusing to wear one after she'd left.

Cappelli, a banker with SunTrust, narrowly lost his race for the
Florida 52nd but was a rising star in the GOP Cocksucker party.
That is, until SunTrust looked at the Books and said, "Um...hey
Ange, WTF is this!?"

'This' would be the more than 100K Cappelli pled guilty to
stealing from a dead client of SunTrust. Cappelli got 21 months
this January, which means his political career is dead and he's
in the slammer until John Madden comes out with his six
drumstick, cholesterol special on Turkey Day, 2009 [UPDATE:
Which would be difficult, since he died.]

Not only should you not give these fucks any money, you should
ask if any bankers who have access to your money while you
are alive are GOP Cocksuckers. If a coronary blasts you to your
Deserved Reward, these fucks just might embezzle whatever
legacy you want to leave your kids.

S. Olson