Tubes *Would* Die And Not Let Us Just Make Fun Of Him For The Rest of His Life

GOP Cocksucker #97 (TED 'TUBES' STEVENS) had his second airplane mishap today. The last one back in 1978 just killed his first wife. This time the plane Tubes was on slammed right into a mountain, doing the job right and killing him dead, dead, dead; thereby finishing the job the voters of Alaska started almost two years ago when they threw his bitter, crooked old ass into the snow.

Tubes got his nickname when he tried to explain how the internet works to computer experts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs&feature=related

In case anyone thinks this is really mean of me, I have three words for you. Ready? Senator...Paul...Wellstone. Remember him? *I* do. Wellstone and his entire family were killed in an airplane crash back in 2002 in northern Minnesota. It affected me personally because I was one of the thousands of people who had MET Wellstone just as he was getting heavy into politics in the early 80s. I still remember him dashing up to the podium at a DFL rally in Willmar, Minn., giving a passionate speech in support of DFL candidate Jim Nichols that had the crowd on their feet wondering 'Wow. Where the hell did THIS guy come from!?' and then leaving.

What was the GOP Cocksucker reaction to Wellstone's death? To claim that the Wellstone funeral was politicized and had been turned into a foot-stomping rally for the Democrats, when it hadn't. Senator Al Franken, who was at the funeral, traced the rumor back to GOP Cocksucker #548 (TUCKER CARLSON) the bow-tie wearing clown that Jon Stewart of the Daily Show humiliated TO CARLSON'S FACE while on the now-defunct 'Crossfire' program. The GOP Cocksuckers tried the tactic again when Sen. Ted Kennedy died. This time it was GOP Cocksucker #467 (SEAN HANNITY) on his radio show, August 26, 2009, who did it. #467 said that the Democrats were using Kennedy's death to pass health care reform. They tried the same tactic AGAIN when Coretta Scott King, the wife of Martin Luther King, Jr., died.

So anyone who says I'm being mean to the memory of Tubes can just bite me. The GOP has a long tradition of politicizing funerals and now it's THEIR turn to be on the receiving end of the whip. Don't expect nobilty from us that you don't possess yourselves. Remember when Dear Dead Ron finally used his last bottle of hair dye? You fucks didn't invite a SINGLE Democrat to his funeral. Not one. Okay, time for you to get what you've been dishing out. Don't like it? Yeah, we didn't care for it much, either, when YOU did it.

Burn in hell, Tubes!

With thanks to Media Matters.

S. Olson