Friday, August 13, 2010

Anderson Cooper Vs. Gomer

After clobbering the 'terror babies' rumor on camera yesterday, Anderson Cooper gets a sweet, sweet bonus that only illustrates the one thing politicians cannot cope with is derisive laughter.

GOP Cocksucker #396 (REP LOUIE GOHMERT) of the Texas 1st and the primary proponent of the Terror Babies claim, came on Cooper's show, screaming with rage that Cooper and Jon Stewart of the Daily Show put his rant on the House floor on camera, thereby introducing millions of us to his craziness.

Gomer was further enraged at Cooper's persistent demands for evidence of the Terror Babies story, on which Gomer admitted to having none. He also said he's promised to keep the FBI agent's identity, who supposedly told him of this plot, a secret. Cooper dryly replied, "Well, that's convenient."

Still screaming with fury, Gomer then tried to get Cooper interested in another subject entirely, namely 'birth tourism.' Gomer tried to get Cooper to come along with him and make the leap that just because one occurs, then the other one must occur also, despite the lack of evidence. In other words, rather than admit he's a fool, Gomer switched to one of the most common tactics of the GOP Cocksuckers, namely, "Do My Work For Me."

With thanks to CNN

S. Olson

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