Another Dumbass GOP Cocksucker: Exhibit J - #424

#424 REP. ERIC CANTOR
VIRGINIA GOP COCKSUCKER SENATOR AND HOUSE MINORITY WHIP

If there is a list of incompetent and hopelessly out of it GOP Cocksuckers, Cantor has got to be in the Top Three.

Almost everytime he opens his mouth, Cantor has revealed himself to be a fool, which
unfortunately means he'll get sent back to Congress over and over and over by Southern dumbasses. I would say it's too bad but these Shitkickers DESERVE this guy.

If you type in 'Sen. Eric Cantor' and 'fool' into google, you get a huge number of examples of Cantor making decisions or saying stuff just to get his hillbilly constituents all hot and bothered. It's got to be either that or the man is a complete idiot. And no one likes to think that they voted for an idiot because he fooled them. Check out these examples of Cantorian assholery. I really can't make this up.

1. In a burst of chutzpah, Cantor holds a jobs fair for jobs that were created by the economic stimulus package. The same package he voted against.

2. After health care reform was passed in March, angry GOP Cocksuckers who couldn't accept that they'd lost started doing stuff like smashing the windows of a legislator's office or threatening people via phone or lashing propane gas lines of the relative of a legislator. The climax came when GOP Cocksucker #341 (MINORITY LEADER JOHN BONER...ER BOEHNER) told Rep. Steve Dreihaus of Ohio that if he voted for the bill he was a dead man. Coupled with the death threats he had gotten, an angry Dreihaus voted for the bill anyway, then called a press conference to tell #341that words like his stirred up the GOP Cocksuckers.

In responce, Cantor called his OWN press conference to tell people like Dreihaus to stop whining. Death threats just went with the territory. Why, just the other day someone shot through the window of his Richmond, VA. office. So Dreihaus should just man up. Police later determined that the gunshot was the result of someone shooting into the air and the bullet just fell on Cantor's windowsill. It didn't even penetrate the blinds.

3. On August 2, Cantor damns the democrats by saying they are going into 'hiding' for the month of August. Three days later, Rep. Bob Goodlatte of the Virginia 6th and Robert Hurt, running for the Virginia 5th congressional seat, ban the media from their meeting with the Teabaggers. But this is not 'hiding'?

With thanks to The Huffington Post, TPM Muckraker, Politco.com and ABC News.

S. Olson