Episode XXI of 'Whine Some More!"

Now that Justice Elena Kagan has been sworn in and there was nothing the GOP Cocksuckers could do about it, they have to move on to the next thing to helplessly scream about.

Last year they were screaming about Justice Sotomayor and the fact that President Obama puts dijon mustard on his hamburger. (Seriously. They bitched that the President was eating his hamburger WRONG because he liked dijon mustard on it. That had to be my favorite whine because then they act all innocent and injured when they get laughed at.)

So what's the new one? It's gotta be the Teabaggers rally, right? Yep. It is.

88. We're not going to let ANYONE get away with saying there were less than a million here today because we were witnesses!

Most of the time I just encapsulate the whines from the helpless GOP Cocksuckers but this one is different. This ACTUALLY came out of the mouth of GOP Cocksucker #376 (REP. MICHELE BACHMANN) of the Minnesota 6th. Bachman was in a satellite teabagger rally near the one promoted by GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLENN BECK)

The GOP Cocksuckers have been trying to co-opt the Teabaggers for months now, trying to get them to vote Republican. They've had a few successes, most notably when they sent GOP Cocksucker #464 (BOB BENNETT) of Utah, packing. (Bennett was furious and frustrated when he lost the GOP Cocksucker primary.)

Mostly, the Teabaggers have been revealed as an ignorant lot. Activist Janeane Garofalo has said their opposition to health care reform is nothing but "straight-up racism," a remark that infuriated the Teabaggers. When you look at their ranks, it is hard to see it any other way because the movement is predominantly white and elderly. Beck banned them from bringing signs to the rally, partially because he claimed not to want the rally to be political but I have the sneaking suspicion that Beck didn't want the television cameras to focus in on the many misspellings that Teabaggers have become famous for (the most often-cited one is the spelling of 'muslim' as 'muslin' but there are others.)

Stung by them showing there ignorance on TV and then furious because Garofalo pegged them in no time flat as a bunch of racist rednecks, Teabaggers and GOP Cocksuckers have concentrated on the fact of their turnout as proof that they are a powerful political force. They don't like it when that gets challenged.

GOP Cocksucker #450 claimed that there were 300,000 people at the rally and because the media was reporting that number, "there were probably lots more!" Beck finally settled on a figure of about 500,000 or half a million.

Trouble for him, there was another number out there, this one based on a survey of aerial photographs done by the company AirPhotosLive.com, which was specifically commissioned for the event. That number 87,000.

Beck's permit was for 300,000.

With thanks to The Huffington Post, CBSNews.com, the New York Daily News and Headlinewatch.com

S. Olson