GOP Cocksucker #331's Latest

GOP Cocksucker #331's (SEN. DAVID VITTER) reelection campaign workers must not have any dogs because they would have kicked them to death about now.

Re-electing Vitter--a family values hypocrite of the First Order--to his senate seat was hard enough when his name turned up in the little black book of the 'D.C. Madam' a couple of years ago.

It didn't make things easier when it was found that Vitter liked to shit in a diaper and have hookers change it.

Or even when it was discovered that Diaperman's staffer GOP Cocksucker #399 (BRENT FURER) had been kept on Vitter's payroll for two years after threatening his girlfriend with a knife, cocaine posession and a couple of DWI's. When #399 was finally shitcanned, Diaperman laid out the defense that he hadn't known about the DWIs and that #399 had never worked on Women's Issues in his office, he had worked on ABORTION.

(Now maybe Diaperman thought his constituents were dumb enough to buy his 'distinction.' What the hell, this IS The South. But then again, maybe not, because on the last day he was eligble for it, GOP Cocksucker #511 (CHET TRAYLOR) announced for Diaperman's Senate seat.)

Diaperman had a brief frisson of delight when it was discovered that #511 had not only been accused of being a factor in the divorce of a democratic legislator but he was also found to be fucking the ex-wife of his stepson after his wife has died. This turned the race into the Whoremaster vs. the Homewrecker.

But now the alternative newspaper The Advocate, reports that Diaperman paid for #399's trips to his court appearances for DWI; a total of $1,380. Diaperman had claimed his didn't know about the DWI arrests but when he found out, that's when he demanded #399's resignation.

One problem with that: #399 did his community service for one of Diaperman's paid regional directors in Baton Rouge.


With thanks to the Advocate and TPM Muckraker.

S. Olson