SEN. JOHN ENSIGN probably wished he'd never fucked Cindy Hampton, his best friend's wife, because she is turning out to be one of the most expensive pieces of ass in the history of the state of Nevada. when you consider some of the She-Sharks that have gone through divorce court in Vegas, that's really saying something.
Not only has she cost Ensign any shot at the White House and his parents $96,000which they claim they gave the Hamptons as a 'gift.') but she has probably cost him his Senate seat as well when the Nevada primary rolls around. Two months ago, Ensign had raised fifty bucks from a New Jersey retiree who'd written two $25 checks. At the same time, his PAC brought in a grand total of zilch.
Ensign has registered his legal defense fund as a 527 political organization in an unprecedented move that makes those contributions tax-exempt.
Despite him not commenting on the affair, Ensign has discovered that no one wants to hear from him about anything else. When he opened his mouth earlier this year to criticize health care legislation that is now law, he was flabbergasted to hear that the next question coming at him was about the Hampton Affair. The more he tried to steer the subject back to health care, the more he was asked about Cindy Fucking Hampton. You could see the exasperation on Ensign's face as it dawned on him that no one was forgetting about this thing.
Ensign is now being investigated by the Senate Ethics Committee and more importantly, the Department of Justice, Both are interested in if, as a result of the affair, Ensign was trying to steer business to his friend and broke lobbying laws as well.
Remember, if you contribute money to a GOP cocksucker, it just goes toward keeping him out of jail.
S. Olson
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