Episode XIX of 'Whine Some More!'

Those crybabies are up to 78 whines by my count, now that Elena Kagan has been confirmed to the Supreme Court, lets see what else those pussies are crying about.

79. WE SUPPORT FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!

LOL! Until they don't.

Guess who's making a big fuss about Muslims wanting to build a mosque a couple of blocks away from Ground Zero? Those very same supporters of religious freedom.

They scream and cry that it's similar to those Carmelite nuns who were going to build a chapel outside Auschwitz but backed off when they offended people's sensibilities. Actually, here's what they DON'T tell you. The nuns' building was going to incorporate part of Auschwitz not be a couple of blocks away. And the nuns did not back off when people were offended but rather when the current pope, John Paul II, told them to.

80. There is no evidence Sheriff Joe Arpaio did any racial profiling. His office is transparent!

That would be according to his mouthpiece. Otherwise known as GOP Cocksucker #366, Sheriff Joe was sanctioned by a federal judge for destroying evidence in a racial profiling case.

81. That shit Bolton blocked Arizona's immigration law because she's a Clinton appointee!

LOL...Fox Not the News and the Moonie Times are screaming this one. They are probably still upset over The Blowjob. (Christ, it was 12 years ago, guys. You'd swear THEY were married to him.) What gets me is that it's important in THAT case to say who nominated Bolton but it's NOT important to say who nominated Judge Vaughan Walker, who struck down the gay marriage ban in California. in case you are wondering, Dear Dead Ron did it at the end of his second term and then George Bush the Smarter finished the job.

82. That black bitch acts just like Marie Antoinette!

They mean First Lady Michelle Obama. Know where this comes from? They scream that the Obamas' dog, Bo, took his own private plane to Spain to be with her on a vacation; something that Marie (Let them eat cake!) Antionette would have done while the hoi polloi starved.

Trouble is, it's not true. Bo flew with the Obama support staff, not on his own private plane as people like Andrea Tantaros, GOP Cocksucker #526 (MICHELE MALKIN) GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLEN BECK), GOP Cocksucker #541 (ERIK ERICKSON) or (conservative fish-wrapper) The American Thinker were screaming.

83. Those dirty labor unions! It's all their fault!

This is a faithful whine of the GOP cocksuckers. They HATE labor unions with a passion because they cater to American business and believe if those pesky unions weren't in the way, they could get labor really cheap. They call them 'thugs' or 'communists' or 'subversives' or 'illegal aliens' or 'freeloaders.'

When GOP cocksuckers are in power, they do their level best to destroy regulations designed to protect workers or just not enforce them. They do it all the time.

Trouble for them is that the unions that they damn have helped the economy quite a bit. And many of the labor customs that we take as a given, like annual vacations or sick days or weekends off or the six day workweek or the eight hour workday, or bans on child labor? That was all the work of unions.

With thanks to Media Matters

S. Olson