Another Hypocrite v. 21.0 - #363

#363 ANDRE BAUER
LT. GOVERNOR OF SOUTH CAROLINA

Now that GOP Cocksucker #308 (GOV. MARK SANFORD) stands as a monument to GOP Cocksucker intransigence, the feeling among the citizens of South Carolina will just have to put up with him until he has to leave later this year due to term limits.

But no one should feel too sorry for the citizens of South Carolina because now that they are going to see the back of #308, they just might be getting #363 in his place. And outside of the adultery, #363 might be just as much of a 'gem' as #308 was.

Instead of having to put up with Sanford the Sanctimonious at the next meeting of the National Governors' Association. The governors will have to listen to bon mots from THIS fuckin' guy. Like when he compared poor kids who get free lunches to stray animals: "My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals," Bauer said during a town hall meeting. "You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person an ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't... think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better."

Never mind the fact that #363 was a poor kid who benefited from free lunches himself. He's different.

S. Olson