Monday, April 26, 2010

Here Come Da Drunks #26.0 AND Another Hypocrite v. 20.0!

#362 ROY ASHBURN
STATE SENATOR FOR THE CALIFORNIA 18TH.

Type I Drunk (Wrong Place, Wrong Time)
Object hit: Stopped in Time

This one has to be the most fun since GOP Cocksucker #277 (ROBERT SOMMA) the transvestite bankruptcy court judge in Massachusetts who got arrested for DUI after he rammed a pickup with his Mercedes and then had trouble getting his driver's license out of his PURSE before handing it to the investigating officer.

What makes this fun is that Ashburn voted time and time again against gay rights legislation. But on March 3, 2010, Ashburn got yanked over by a California Highway Patrol cop on suspicion of drunken driving. The suspicions were correct, Ashburn was confronted with The Breathalyzer, the bane of GOP Cocksuckers everywhere, and blew a 0.14%, substantially higher than the 0.08% limit in the state of California.

But that wasn't the fun part. The fun part was Ashburn's companion, a GUY he'd picked up at Faces, a gay nightclub in the Lavender Hill neighborhood. When asked on KERN radio if he disagreed with the gay rights legislation he voted against, Ashburn didn't answer.

S. Olson

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