Friday, April 23, 2010

Chickens: The New GOP Cocksuckers Currency

We all know from following Sue Lowden's quest for the Senate seat of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that we should be able to pay our health care bills with chickens. But what about other denominations?

Free Range Turkeys - $100
Geese - $50
Swift's Butterball™ - $20
Duck, Peking - $10
Free Range Chicken - $5
Chicken - $1
Quail - $0.50
Rock Cornish Game Hen - $0.25
Lawyer Shot in the Face - $0.10
Guy Accidentally Shot While cleaning his gun - $0.01

S. Olson

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