Part XVIII of 'Whine Some More!"

Along with being incompetent, the GOP cocksuckers have to be some of the biggest whiners on Planet Earth. When they aren't making stuff up, they get things wrong all the time. Furthermore, they have been in power for 20 years since Dear Dead Ron had the top job but yet they are NEVER to blame for ANYTHING. It's ALL the Liberals' fault.

Lately, they were bitching about Solicitor General Elena Kagan gettting elevated to the Supreme Court. It's not that the GOP Cocksuckers are worried about her qualifications, it's that they hate the fact that the Democrats got ANOTHER Supreme Court pick. They followed the same strategy of whining when he the President picked Justice Sotomayor last year. President Obama could have appointed Jesus Christ HIMSELF and GOP Cocksuckers would STILL have bitched and whined that he was too liberal.

So now it's time for the GOP Cocksuckers' favorite game show, "Whine....Some....More!"

Let's play!

74. I'm ALWAYS careful when presenting information because context matters!"

This is GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLENN BECK'S) claim. He said it on Fox Not the News on July 20, 2010.

But the truth is #450 fucks up context constantly, when he's not maklng up stuff or chopping peoples' quotes. Here are some examples:

A. David Berwick - This is the Presdent's pick for Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services administrator. Beck clipped Berwick's quote to claim that he supports rationing in health care. The part he left out was where Berwick was saying that insurance companies ALREADY ration health care.

B. President Obama - Beck cropped the President's comments on reesponsibilty to make it look like that president was racist and supported racial profiling.

C. Phaedra Ellis-Lamkins - Beck cropped the speech of Green For All CEO Phaedra Ellis-Lamkins, to make it sound like she was part of a secret plot to take over the country.

D. Joel Rogers - Beck cropped the speech of Apollo Alliance co-founder Joel Rogers to make it sound like 'green energy' was a plot to ruin the U.S. economy.

E. Rev. Jim Wallis - Beck distorted the remarks of Rev. Jim Wallis to claim he's a Marxist.

F. President Obama again - Beck claimed the President told the Tea Partiers to "get outta the way," when actually he told the Republicans to do that so he could clean up the mess they'd left.

G. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid - Beck doctored the audio of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for his radio program so he could claim that Reid thought a job loss was good.

H. Phil Jones - Beck took a stolen e-mail out of context so he could claim global climate change was a myth and scientists were falsifying data to make it sound like it was the truth.

I. President Clinton - Beck cropped Ex-President Clinton's comments on his radio show to make it look like he said we would be slowing down our economy to halt global warming. He apologized the next day when he got called on it.

Anyone who treats this dude as an authority on ANYTHING should have his head examined.

75. The NAACP is a bunch of racists! I have proof!

He would if his 'proof' hadn't turned out to be heavily edited. I am speaking of GOP Cocksucker #419 (ANDREW BREITBART) a teabagger so furious that the movement got tagged as being a nest of racists that he sent out a video purporting to be the racist musings of a Department of Agriculture bureaucrat, Shirley Sherrod. When the full video was released, however, it turned out to be Sherrod talking about how she OVERCAME racism, something totally different. Once defended, Breitbart was rejected even by Fox Not the News.

77. We didn't jump on the Sherrod story until after she resigned!

This was Steve Doocy on Fox And Friends on July 21.

Oh yes you did, Stevie, or are you purposely forgetting the FoxNews.com articles on July 19 and July 20?

78. The democrats rigged the 2008 elections!

In fact the Obama DOJ sought injunctions to protect voters from intimidation. The fact of the matter is, we were so far ahead we didn't HAVE to rig anything. I know you just hate it but truth be told, you got your asses kicked, fair and square. LOL

With thanks to Media Matters

S. Olson