The Whoremaster vs. The Homewrecker

You know, there was a part of me that was depressed when I found out that GOP Cocksucker #301 (SEN DAVID VITTER) got an opponent at the last minute in the Republican primary. That opponent is GOP Cocksucker #511 (CHET TRAYLOR), the archconservative former Chief Justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court.

I was a little depressed because it looked like we were not going to have the spectacle of #301 to enjoy any more. Not only had #301 a history of fucking prostitutes and then making them change the dirty diapers he shit in but he kept a cocaine user on his staff (GOP Cocksucker #399 BRETT FURER) after he threatened his girlfriend with a knife. Even better, #399 was in charge of women's issues while working for #301. Better yet, #301 claimed that #399 was NOT in charge of women's issues. he was in charge of ABORTION.

Man, I was really going to miss this hypocritical cracker in the U.S. Senate talking about 'family values,' because I figured there was no way even the denizens of Lousisiana were dumb enough for this scofflaw to pull the wool over their eyes. They'd vote in the boring Traylor and we'd have six years of no Diaperman.

But then NewsStar.com came out with the story headlined, 'Traylor's Morally Challenged' and gives me hope that the fun can continue.

The story is this: a democratic legislator, State Rep. Noble Ellington, accused Traylor of being a significant factor in his divorce, mainly because his ex later married Traylor.

Traylor denies this, saying he and Peggy McDowell, Ellington's ex, were involved after she was divorced. No one can ask McDowell about it, as she died last year.

So much for that. Except for two lil' things:

1. Traylor is now boning Denise Lively. Who's she? Why, she's the estranged wife of Ryan Ellington, Traylor's stepson.
2. Traylor is also fighting a lawsuit by Ryan Ellington and his brother to gain financial information on their mother's estate.

The lawsuit is scheduled to go to court Aug. 2. The primary is scheduled for Aug. 28.

With thanks to NewsStar.com and TPM Muckraker.

S. Olson