Even In The Uniform, They're Crooks - #125

#125 LT. COL. BRUCE HOPFENGARDNER
FORMER OFFICER
GOP cocksuckers like to make a big deal out of their military service; like we have to kiss their asses in perpetuity because they served in the Armed Forces.

But they say NOTHING about fellows like Hopfengardner, guys so crooked they have to screw their pants on in the morning. Oh no, THOSE clowns go straight down the Memory Hole.

Hopfengardner was one of those guys who make a big deal out of military service; the sacrifice, the long hours of combat, the constant fear as a companion.

Except here's what Hoppy ACTUALLY did: Two years ago at about this time, he pled guilty to money laundering and wire fraud.

Yeah, money laundering. Just like a common drug dealer. While he was wearing the Uniform, too. Sheesh.

Lt. Col. Hopfengardner worked with two American citizens, Philip H, Bloom and Robert J. Stein, Jr., to create a corrupt bidding process. They even stole $2 million in reconstruction money. Know how we know? Because Bloom and Stein had already pled guilty. In true GOP Cocksucker fashion, they rolled over on Hoppy in the hopes of getting their sentences reduced.

Hoppy's role in the conspiracy was to make recommendations to the Coalition Provisional Authority, which governed Iraq for a year, for reconstruction money. Stein and Bloom would create dummy companies and Stein would see that one of them got the contracts.

S. Olson