Thursday, October 15, 2009

Exhibit A - #122

#122 LESTER CRAWFORD
FORMER FOOD AND DRUG ASSOCIATION COMMISSIONER FOR THE DRUNKEN FRAT BOY ADMINISTRATION
Lester could be 'Exhibit A' for the proposition that the Drunken Frat Boy adminstration is full of crooks, cronies, incompetents and all-around jamooks, but that position might have to go to Heckuva Job Brownie. I haven't checked the timeline.

Lester might have been the first of the high-level GOP cocksuckers to admit he'd been a bad boy--and not in The Bathroom Goblin sort of way, either.

Crawford pled guilty to two misdeameanor counts in which he lied to the Department of Justice as to what stocks he owned. Turned out Lester and Mrs. Lester owned stocks in companies regulated by the FDA. Lester got three years of supervised probation, which he will have to pay the cost of and will spend that time trying to figure out who the fuck ratted on him; a $90,000 fine and 50 hours of community service, which usually means scrubbing out garbage trucks with a push broom.

[UPDATE: Crawford's supervised probation will be up next week.]

S. Olson

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