#127 KEVIN RING
FORMER STAFFER FOR REP. JOHN DOOLITTLE OF CALIFORNIA
LOL Boy did *this* ever make GOP Cocksucker #299 (REP. JOHN DOOLITTLE) sweat bullets the next Monday. (Like all GOP Cocksucker crimes, it was announced on Friday.)
Ring used to be one of #299's staffers for four years. Then he went to work for dreaded GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF), known as 'Jack Who?' by former GOP Cocksucker #54 (EX-HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER TOM DELAY) when he got his crooked ass indicted. (#52 had called him his "best friend" two months earlier.) #47's trial has resulted in 13 guilty pleas and one convicted congressman, GOP Cocksucker #51 (EX-REP BOB NEY) of Ohio.
Ring got hit with a 10-count indictment that charged he conspired with #47 and others to corrupt congressional and executive-branch officials by providing things of value to several public officials "to induce or reward those who took official actions benefiting Ring and his clients."
Ring's mouthpiece said he had been cooperating with the Authorities for two years but the FBI would not let him surrender himself so that they could arrest him in front of his wife and children.
Translation: "What gives, you're honor? We've told them everything we know. Now they wanna arrest my guy instead of cutting his sentence? What the hell is that?"
What the Judge's Reply Should Be: "It's called *justice,* counsellor." [Bangs gavel]
The best part is #299. He hasn't been charged but he IS under investigation. In fact, the investigation *alone* caused him to announce he's quitting congress after this year. #299 maintains he's innocent, but evidence in the 46-page indictment talks about #47 giving #299 all kinds of stuff for his vote and even putting Doolittle's wife on his payroll for a fundraiser. Best of all, 'Jack Who?' continued to pay her after the fundraiser was canceled. You just know Ring's already rolled on Doolittle because he's a GOP cocksucker. Those guys have no conscience when it comes to their own hides.
Best of all, we get to throw Ring AND Doolittle in jail after taking Doolittle's seat away from him, which, since he's given up won't be very hard.
[UPDATE: Ring's trial was ruled a mistrial.]
S. Olson
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Get a life and try to write a sentence without cursing.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, did you see something that you thought was harsh language? Gosh, I hope you didn't burst a blood vessel sweating from embarrassment. I believe this is the section of e-Blogger where you might see language that was not used among polite society. Despite what you may think, 'GOP Cocksuckers' is not an epithet, it's a description; one they have richly earned.
ReplyDeleteAs for getting a life. I assume this means you think YOU have one and *I* do not. Getting a life apparently does not mean you get over the fear of printing your real name instead of 'Anonymous.'
S. Olson