More on GOP Cocksucker #307

Despite the fact that he claims lots of people want him to run for re-election, not a lot of people in the Senate want to be seen in a photo op with GOP Cocksucker #307 (SEN. JOHN ENSIGN)

That probably has lots to do with the fact that Sen. Ensign is the subject an investigation by the justice department to see if he violated campaign finance laws and lobbying rules when he had his parents pay off his best pal, Doug Hampton, to the tune of $96,000 after canning him from his campaign. At the time, #308 was banging Hampton's wife like a big bass drum. (What was really weird is that he even involved GOP Cocksucker #311 (SEN TOM COBURN) of Oklahoma in the entire thing.)

Until that came out, the Nevada republican was seen as a possible candidate for the Oval Office. Now he's a pariah, sort of like GOP Cocksucker #331, (SEN. DAVID VITTER) the Louisianan whose colleagues and constituetnts can't get past the fact that when he got embroiled in the DC Madam scandal it came out that he wanted to be dressed up in diapers and changed; or GOP Cocksucker #190 (SEN. LARRY 'WIDE STANCE' CRAIG) who brokered a deal with the GOP to quit congress and then reneged.

When #307 appeared on a CNN news show with Rick Sanchez and tried to list GOP Talking Points against the president, he was visibly stunned when all Sanchez wanted to talk about was the Hampton Affair. Fuck the Talking Points. #307 kept trying to say the Hampton Affair was old news but Sanchez kept insisting that since Ensign never said boo about the matter, it WASN'T 'old news.' Ensign just WISHED it was.

Neither #307 or #331 are quitting their seats, despite the fact that their colleagues and constituents wish they would. Ensign is taking solace from GOP Cocksucker #291 (GOV. JIM GIBBONS - NEV). Even though dogged by numerous extramarital affairs, #291 is making a credible re-election bid, to the absolute delight of democrats, who hope like hell he gets the nomination.