He Knew

Wow, GOP Cocksucker #307 (SEN. JOHN ENSIGN) hasn't been the main subject of a blog post since June 3. What's been going on over in Nevada?

Well, the latest is a couple of his aides rolled on him in front of the Senate Ethics Committee. (But they are GOP Cocksuckers. What would you expect?) The committee is investigating if #307 violated lobbying rules when he helped a former staffer set himself up as a lobbyist. There is a one-year ban on staffers moving from Capitol Hill to K-Street (the street where most of the lobbyists are located). Ensign's staffer said in a deposition that their boss knew he was breaking the ban when he set up Dave Hampton as a lobbyist.

Why would #307 do such a thing? Probably because he'd been porking Hampton's wife, Cindy for about six months behind Hampton's back and he felt guilty; just not guilty enough to stop.

S. Olson